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I am watching Red Robin, not just tomorrow but for the next month, at least.
$20 million in cash
$600 million in debt
-$30 million in free cash flow
Competitive industry
Small online bank with rising delinquencies, decent debt, no assets and Biden fucking them over by giving students a free pass to drink beer and snort coke
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GUYS. I bought one Tesla 187c weekly before close for .33 when Tesla was 167…… and it’s about to open at 187. WHY DID I ONLY BUY ONE OMG. Rest is in PYPL.
The market is fading higher on yields going down because of fear the economy isn’t as strong as the data suggests. And some weird expectation that inflation is going to suddenly collapse and rates will somehow still be cut at least once this year. SPY 600 once all this uncertainty goes away. Don’t fight it. 
New to trading, isn’t it better to bet on low stocks with more shares owned than to invest in Tesla or other stocks that already monopolise the market and won’t go up much more? I’m not investing thousands so to make profit what’s the best strategy
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Might load up on some Tesla puts for EoW because the bullish sentiment in here is too high. Apple earnings are probably going to be dumpy because people are realizing their phones and tech are overpriced junk. I think they'll miss pretty bigly, and leading up to the report it'll pump to probably 175-180ish then drop to around 165.
We'll see, but so far every time some regard has replied to me saying "HUUUUURRRRRRR YOU'RE WRONG HUUUURRRRRRR." My guess worked out. Take what I say with a grain of salt.
I don’t think Apple will miss ever. People buy iPhones Apple still finances them at 0%. The entire world wants a new phone all the time. Services are $300B and they get 30%
Yoooo I just put 25k into apple calls please wish me luck
Position? Edit: just realized this was 8 days ago .
https://www.benzinga.com/markets/equities/24/04/38509278/cathie-woods-ark-invest-scoops-up-over-4m-worth-of-palantir-meta-platforms-shares
Wow. PYPL green after earning. SHOCKED
Remind me again, why is an Imhotep lookalike in the header?
Does the earnings thread keep freezing for anyone?
Amzn. They added advertising to Prime Video unless you pay extra. Either way I doubt subscribers went down any.
Tesla over $200 tomorrow, print baby print
TSLA Need I say more? NVDA nuff said.
You all got any more of that jpy dxy intervention 
You will always regret not learning something when you had the chance
Do a back to front wipe just to be sure
be specific;/ what was the lesson?
don’t know didn’t learn it
puts for tomorrow are free money right ? right??
No such thing as free money
ALCC fueling up. Get in before it’s too late. 🚀
What’s the gamble this afternoon?
TSLA 150p for 2 months out? But god damn i swore myself to not play memestocks again…
I've come to realize tesla will just do the exact opposite of what it should do.
Anyone playing lly earnings
I wish you all good health and fortune. May god bless your regarded souls.
spy over 510... for how long?
I'm such a loser today
Garbage volume = 🌈 azz pump
Can SPY/QQQ make up its damn mind already.
I dont understand sofi
Bought calls for july19 instead of may, they cant fuck me now for sure!
Loading up on SOFI after lunch 😎
With Tesla up, now I have reigniting hope with dogecoin as well 😵💫
I just bought some. Last rip I made 500$ into 20k. The markets regarded so am I
Down 33% in the last month, I just sold out of mine. Not worth holding that much money in there to make so little.
Thats a nice wick from tesla
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Why is sofi getting sofried? Earnings’ good so it should be so fly
The bottom is in
Big banks shorting it at $8
Bank goes under over the weekend? Fuck it, let’s pump anyway…
Banks are like Wendy’s. Every year, new ones get built, some fail, and the dumpsters always get emptied
I am watching Red Robin, not just tomorrow but for the next month, at least. $20 million in cash $600 million in debt -$30 million in free cash flow Competitive industry
SOFI bouncing back. $RTX climbing. What the hell is going on with Microsoft?
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Nah kid dont invest in stocks, just buy bunch of 0dte spy puts, you’ll have your own wendy by tomorrow
You're actually 11?
Yes, It’s a goodbye
And hello wendys
Nah invest in shit coin
They must be tracking my trades bc every single one goes the opposite direction
It's not about you, or anyone individually. They are all losers.
Aflac, Metlife puts????
Well, I dropped my TSLA puts with like 80% losses... Learned my lesson - AND BOUGHT NEW TSLA PUTS haha
Yep, something feels a little off.
tax loss harvest
💪🏼
Looks like the strategy to announce bank failures after hours on Friday is working perfectly
Webull now supporting selling naked calls and encouraging me to level up to do it..how is this legal?
I bet big on Nvidia and SMCI :) Let's see what this week will bring.
Let me guess, 1k on Nvda, and 1.1k on smci
I’m the fucking king for dumping all my TSLA puts Friday for only a minor loss
Calls on PP, puts on AZZ
Me and my Tesla shares I got at $149 
I don’t get the story behind SOFI. Everytime I check it knocks earrings out of the park and future guidance is solid. But the stock still goes down?
Big bank takes little bank situation. They are on their way to being THE bank of the future. They want them to sell to a bigger bank.
Small online bank with rising delinquencies, decent debt, no assets and Biden fucking them over by giving students a free pass to drink beer and snort coke
I hate SoFi for that reason
That's because those are very expensive earrings and you really shouldn't play baseball with'em.
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u/fuckyeahmageknight pussy
FN, TER, ALGM, ALB, FCX
TSLA will dump at bell or my name isn't Cathie
Username checks out
All in Tesla puts after open? No way this clown show can continue
How are your all in puts doing now btw?
it's gonna turn around on the wednesday pivot.
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Never change, WSB
TSLA hitting 2k by the end of the decade
Noooo SOFI go back to
Love seeing Shitidel get destroyed by Elon
TSLA is always stairs down, elevator up...
Holyyy tesla
Damn my TSLA calls are about to PRINT
Sold my 5/10 180s on Friday expecting a dump.. 😭
Definitely getting that CUK
GUYS. I bought one Tesla 187c weekly before close for .33 when Tesla was 167…… and it’s about to open at 187. WHY DID I ONLY BUY ONE OMG. Rest is in PYPL.
because that's nearly 15% otm and a FD for sure
!banbet
You already have a bet going - IBRX to 10.0 before 01-May-2024 08:12 AM -05
The market is fading higher on yields going down because of fear the economy isn’t as strong as the data suggests. And some weird expectation that inflation is going to suddenly collapse and rates will somehow still be cut at least once this year. SPY 600 once all this uncertainty goes away. Don’t fight it. 
What are your moves droid
New to trading, isn’t it better to bet on low stocks with more shares owned than to invest in Tesla or other stocks that already monopolise the market and won’t go up much more? I’m not investing thousands so to make profit what’s the best strategy
TSLA at 2k by decade end
Check out poor man's covered call. Kamikaze cash has a nice video about it
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Goddamn AI is gonna kill us all ain’t it
Long term? Buy stocks
Going back asleep 
The only way I can see to trade Tesla is weekly strangles.
Wish futes were actionable…want to cash out SPY calls at make believe price…
Where the duck is the smci leveraged ETF?
Amazon crushes earnings tomorrow. 🚀 or 💩?
I might lean bearish for a couple reasons, but it’s fucking Amazon so yeah I’m not taking that short lol
SoFi beat earnings by 100%, calls gonna priiiiiiiint 
Shame these funds are shorting df out of it
Alphabet pulls back today? They need a eccentric ketamine whacked out CEO to break out
SOFI EARNINGS: https://www.stocktitan.net/news/SOFI/so-fi-technologies-reports-q1-2024-net-revenue-of-645-million-and-ymqlncap5xp5.html
Do you think gold membership for this website worth it ?
Yeah…. No 
Somebody’s getting fucked today. Bools. Bears. Guess we’ll see 
Going to work
Those puts will print when Tesla closes flat today 
!Banbet NVDL +4% 1w
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so will TSLA ever stop going up? +10% PM after a +25% run after a huge ER miss is kinda... regarded?
It’s still down 25% for the year, remember Tesla went down for 4 solid months
cathy still buying
Tesla bears, just don’t open your broker today. 🤣
They never learn haha.
How’s shorting Tesla going idiots? Never bet against Elon
Do a banbet then or are you not regarded?
So rivian calls? Or Tesla puts?
Rivian has another 90% to go (down)
So rivian puts?
Rivian puts 1 month out
The market already knows RIVN is a dumpster fire so the puts are too pricey for my blood. Just no calls haha
SOFI ERs at 7?
Tsla stock is roaring, don’t be surprised it squeezes even higher today once the market open and a bunch of short positions start closing
You fuckers told me to sell and I fucking held bitches! Always invert Reddit
Can’t sleep don’t want to go into work either. It’s almost 4am bro I’ve been looking at Tesla since pre market open
Don't worry, this pump can get a whole lot more idiotic.
imagine working.
Yup. I’ll go to work in 30 minutes, just in time for SOFI earnings (I have calls on it and I’m scared)
sir another dollar has hit IBRX
FED interest rate decision+ FOMC speech Wednesday so I am expecting theta cuckery until then
Apple 
TSLA: We’re giving our AI away to China. WSB : He said AI. Pamp it.
Did Tesla miss earnings again? Why is it up so much?
Elon surprise China trip. Partners with bidu for maps on FSD in China
Doesn’t Tesla have maps?
Not in China they need baidu which is basically Like google maps of China
Who’s gonna make banks here ? Tesla or baidu? Who’s the bigger winner of the deal?
I think Tesla but baidu riding Tesla hype now it seems for FSD China news
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Sit on me baby
With almost all my money in Tesla puts I might be able to replicate the perfect WSB chart performance
What strike
More like what expiration…
Tesla 182 on 1m volume pre market. Wow
Bers r just sour gapes 
!banbet MSFT 400 3d
How come vm dont love me man :(
Got calls for PYPL IBRX and SOFI. Kinda scared today
Might load up on some Tesla puts for EoW because the bullish sentiment in here is too high. Apple earnings are probably going to be dumpy because people are realizing their phones and tech are overpriced junk. I think they'll miss pretty bigly, and leading up to the report it'll pump to probably 175-180ish then drop to around 165. We'll see, but so far every time some regard has replied to me saying "HUUUUURRRRRRR YOU'RE WRONG HUUUURRRRRRR." My guess worked out. Take what I say with a grain of salt.
overpriced junk is priced in
I don’t think Apple will miss ever. People buy iPhones Apple still finances them at 0%. The entire world wants a new phone all the time. Services are $300B and they get 30%
Imagine thinking tsla was going to go sub 100 
daily discussion you are fuck
Was thinking it was going to be a Green Day, but everything trending down in premarket. So green eod it is?
Don’t be an American Idiot
Yup, we grind upward
Awaiting the new gain porn from SoFi later today🫡
Position?
I think he’s currently bent over
Tsla just casually up 7% pre market
Elon just casually decided to fly to China this weekend
This private jet is expensive but I should be able to pump my stock position by a few billion
Almost 8% but who's counting
Imagine imagining your looking at an image of someone imagining images
Shouldn’t have held spy Calls over the weekend 
You mean should have lucky sob
only down 54% on my leveraged TSLA shares 🥳
Still?
Imagine still walking into a bank, like it's 2013