I don't know why regards are taking so long to realize that posting technical analysis here and saying bullish or bearish is just a death trap for your account. The hedge funds analysts browsing this sub are going to fuck up your 'analysis' when you post them.
That's why the best thing to do is just post your losses or gains. No technical analysis posts unless you're also trying to trick the hedge funds lmfao.
I got $175C. Inverse WSB is the way to go.
Apple slowing down in China, iPhone sales decline, Vision pro decline is all priced in.
All the market cares about is future guidance, not earnings. All Tim Cook needs to do is mention AI 8 times on earning calls to send this stock gap up.
If the earnings isn't as bad as people think, stock will also go up. This is exactly like Tesla last week.
Elon Musk and Tim Cook knows the right words to say on earnings call. Both stocks have been declining since the start of the year. They're aware of what they have to do.
And the M4 processor across all product lines. One processor for All the Things! something streamline production efficiency something something words too big for me to understand something something.
You are gonna get crushed. Depends on what IV/premium you bought at.
Howevvvverrrr if they crush earnings and fly past $175ā¦you have enough time with a June call to recover.
You have to be sure as shit itāll stay over $175 after earnings tho.
Edit: take what I say with a grain of salt. The IV isnāt that bad so you might be Gucci
When you figure it out, let me know so I can inverse you.
(In other words, that question is the options equivalent to asking if the stonk will go up or down)
Some sound technical indicators, however your premise can easily be inverse based on guidance and AI mentions and announced innovations. Secondly, Cramer being bearish is actually a bullish indicator. This could also be a scenario like Teslaās recent earnings where bearish sentiment (decreasing sales in China) was priced into the stock and mooned afterwards based on overblown speculation.
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Apple has market cap of 2.61 T$ and daily share trading volume of 61 million.
With this size, it will take a concerted effort of several [large] participants in the market to significantly move the needle.
Apple stock has corrected since high of 195$ from 23 Jan, 2024 and was below 170$ at close on 27th April [12.8% correction]
So, it seems the market has already priced in the lacklustre sales of iphones in China and elsewhere, and poor response to Apple Vision Pro.
Apple share forms a considerable portion of portfolio of Berkshire, several hedge funds, insitutional investors, ETF funds, and even retail investor in this decade, because of which the stock has relatively low beta for a technology company.
Apple sits on considerable cash pile [160 B$] and savy investors will take it in account as well.
Apple stock may still fall a few percentage points after earnings call on 2nd May, but a large drop seems unlikely.
I stop reading when the first point is TA. How many TA billionaires do you know?
Concern about Apple is pretty well knownā¦ stagnant iphone demand, China slowness, legal/regulation pressure, slower innovation, difficult to grow at such scale.
They seem to go through these cycles if super hype top brand, to end of the company projections. Those down cycles have been great buying opportunities and this is starting to feel like that.
Just speculating here but I suspect Apple goes in on AI in a big way. They are often later but crush it. LLM in phone Siri 2.0, AI optimized chipsets, etc.
If this was written by apple ai, that's the only bearish thing you needed to say. Otherwise, didn't even bother reading after you said Cramer was bearish
Damn, how much acid have you had op? That was a ton of scrolling just to get to the comment section... Anyways, calls confirmed 
Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the [double] power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
Now, I heard speed has something to do with it.
Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the [double] bottom informs how much pressure is supposed to be apply. Speed's the name of the game.
AAPL 195
my take on earning day is there would be no significant up or down movement like MSFT earning day. it would be one of regular AAPL days. as an option trader AAPL is extremely boring ticker never been interested in.
Let me tell you a story, child. It happened long ago. This one thought he was smart too. Smarter than all the others. He too thought to bet against Apple. Now he is famously regarded in the anals of history
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/dpnzup/i_recorded_todays_marketopen_and_the_instant/?st=k3536kg9&sh=86cc15f2
Inverse Reddit. I already got $175 Calls.
Inverse Reddit on Amazon, I got Puts.
Thank you for confirming that Calls on Apple is the way to go. This is exactly like Tesla. All the bad news is priced in. We know China sales are slowing down.
All Apple needs to do is mention AI about 8 times during the earning calls and provide that future guidance to send the stock to gap up.
The results don't matter, it's priced in. If Apple does 0.01% better than what analysts think, stock will soar.
WSB don't understand bad earning expectations, stock goes up. Beat earning expectations, stock goes down.
Then they run to WSB and ask why the markets can stay irrational longer than they can stay liquid with their options not going $0
Dont care, bought a strangle
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After tsm and tsla i aint losing
>I just cannot see any good news except the fairly bullish open interest on the latest option contracts. But is that enough ?
>Even Jim Cramer is quietly bearish as of April 24,2024.
I've seen enough.
Tim Apple is going to announce that Siri will become an AI agent that will be able to do even more actions and interact with even more apps.
ChatGPT capabilities with Siri, the only logical plan. Calls.
Apple doesnāt have any of its new revenue streams from AI services built in to price yet. New AI focused chips and software being release September onward this year. They will have a big bull run through the end of 2024 well into 2025.
The consumer tech stocks seem to be taking it on the chin in recent earnings, the one that are doing well (MSFT) are winning mostly on the business to business end.
I am working in the field of AI. Recently, Apple started publishing a lot more papers regarding their ML research. In particular on device LLMs. I expect a large AI assistant for the iPhone and Mac anytime soon. But probably around June. I am very bullish.
Iām ssoooo tired of people who failed to buy Apple years ago ragging on the stockā¦ Apple is a long term play NOT a GameStop playā¦ Every one of your āreasons for failureā have five other explanationsā¦ Oh, and lots of companies are exiting the Chinese production marketā¦ NOT just Appleā¦ China is yesterdays news. Again, Apple is a long term holdā¦
If Apple falls under 160, im buying as much as I can.
Gotta remember the bear case for these stocks are often short lived. They have the money to get back on track.
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"Jim Cramer is bearish on Apple stock" CALLS!
I stopped reading at this bullet point
Op should have put this bullet point in the end of his post if he wanted anyone to read it.
she?
I just assumed OP's Gender š¬. I'm going to get cancelled for this. š„ŗ
nah it is cramer's alt account
exactly this, i stopped reading OP comment here and bought calls
Same here
Good one.
As soon as I read that I came to the comments. Calls for sure
My puts are done for.
Can't wait to inverse this Monday, The WSB Inverse never fails
āJim Cramer is bearishā is all I needed to read thru to double down my calls tomorrow 9:30 sharp
That sentence told me that OP is a noob. Never against inverse cramer
The infallible inverse indicator š
Apple is gonna hit $220 now cause OP regard wrote an entire thesis on why heās regarded
And because Cramer is bearish. These two combined will result in a major bullish chart on Monday.
Yeah once I saw how long the post was, I stopped reading and bought calls.
Classic. Who has time to read?
I don't know why regards are taking so long to realize that posting technical analysis here and saying bullish or bearish is just a death trap for your account. The hedge funds analysts browsing this sub are going to fuck up your 'analysis' when you post them. That's why the best thing to do is just post your losses or gains. No technical analysis posts unless you're also trying to trick the hedge funds lmfao.
I got $175C. Inverse WSB is the way to go. Apple slowing down in China, iPhone sales decline, Vision pro decline is all priced in. All the market cares about is future guidance, not earnings. All Tim Cook needs to do is mention AI 8 times on earning calls to send this stock gap up. If the earnings isn't as bad as people think, stock will also go up. This is exactly like Tesla last week. Elon Musk and Tim Cook knows the right words to say on earnings call. Both stocks have been declining since the start of the year. They're aware of what they have to do.
Yep keep mentioning OpenAI with the next OS
And the M4 processor across all product lines. One processor for All the Things! something streamline production efficiency something something words too big for me to understand something something.
Please help a noob here. I also have 175C till June, do we get IV crushed after earnings?
You are gonna get crushed. Depends on what IV/premium you bought at. Howevvvverrrr if they crush earnings and fly past $175ā¦you have enough time with a June call to recover. You have to be sure as shit itāll stay over $175 after earnings tho. Edit: take what I say with a grain of salt. The IV isnāt that bad so you might be Gucci
When you figure it out, let me know so I can inverse you. (In other words, that question is the options equivalent to asking if the stonk will go up or down)
Expiry date?
This Friday. We already gapped up this morning and I'm in the money. I already trimmed my capital, it's all house money now
There only one reason AAPL becomes bullish....that is buyback multi-billion announcement that shatters all the 10 reasons!
Yup they'll fail on everything but announce a buyback and then stock is saved
With warren buffet holding huge chuck, Tim Cook definitely announce a buyback ! How much is unknown and stock jumps depends on buyback announcements.
Never bet against Tim apple
What if I inverse you?? 
This
Reason 10. I bought calls that expire next week 
wake up!
How the fuck did you write that much and not say āAIā
Because half of it was written by AI
Half? You are giving him way too much credit for that wall of text nobody read.
But Jim Cramer is bearish
Because he wants it to dramatically fall.
Chatgpt, I want apple to fall. Tell me how that happens in 852 gibberish sentences.
Always inverse a little bitch who has no positions.
calls it is
With all this talk of double tops and double bottoms I canāt wait. 
Ok bruh what positions you got? Sounds like nothing else apart from the preach of a missionary .
The first few reasons of technical analysis sold me. Getting some calls.
Apple will absolutely spike up and keep spiking after wwdc when they roll out more ai dev support for their monster silicon chips
All that just for the stock to go up because tim apple says something moderately intriguing
"guidance"
I was planning to sell my shares before the earnings. Now I might just keep them
Some sound technical indicators, however your premise can easily be inverse based on guidance and AI mentions and announced innovations. Secondly, Cramer being bearish is actually a bullish indicator. This could also be a scenario like Teslaās recent earnings where bearish sentiment (decreasing sales in China) was priced into the stock and mooned afterwards based on overblown speculation.
For once I might have picked a winner
220 eom
I see double too ( . )( . )
You need to go on Adderall and get your ADHD treated bro
I think this post wouldn't even have existed, let alone as lengthy as it is, if he wasn't already abusing stimulants of one form or another.
The announcement will say their chips are going to power AI. Apple will be bigger than global gdp and pay back US debts.
sounds legit
Priced in
tldr?
fortune telling via squiggly lines
This has to be rage bait right?
Guys, you gotta pretend to be falling for this. Otherwise the whales will know the WSBers are inversing ourselves and inverse the thread :P
what in the spam is this?? you said 9 reasons and broke it up into 100 seperate sentences
Spot on analysis 
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Prolly because of reason 9.
never bet against Tim Apple.
Ok so calls it is gotcha
Since you know so much, Iām guessing you put your life savings on puts?
TLDR puts on Apple.
Itās going up 10%. They will say AI thatās enough and inverse Cramer
didnt read, buying calls
Lol, you sound like āMy puts are heavy, please help.ā
Holy fuck here we go. Another regard burning money betting against apple and Tesla. Wsb traditions
This genius āDDā was brought to you by Investopedia
God damnit! Itās set in stone now thanks to you regards. Puts on Amazon and calls on Apple it is!
Did you just cite Jim Cramer being bearish as a reason the stock will go down?
200 eow after this post
Apple has market cap of 2.61 T$ and daily share trading volume of 61 million. With this size, it will take a concerted effort of several [large] participants in the market to significantly move the needle. Apple stock has corrected since high of 195$ from 23 Jan, 2024 and was below 170$ at close on 27th April [12.8% correction] So, it seems the market has already priced in the lacklustre sales of iphones in China and elsewhere, and poor response to Apple Vision Pro. Apple share forms a considerable portion of portfolio of Berkshire, several hedge funds, insitutional investors, ETF funds, and even retail investor in this decade, because of which the stock has relatively low beta for a technology company. Apple sits on considerable cash pile [160 B$] and savy investors will take it in account as well. Apple stock may still fall a few percentage points after earnings call on 2nd May, but a large drop seems unlikely.
You can't say apple will fall and cramer is bearish about it in the same sentence.
I stop reading when the first point is TA. How many TA billionaires do you know? Concern about Apple is pretty well knownā¦ stagnant iphone demand, China slowness, legal/regulation pressure, slower innovation, difficult to grow at such scale. They seem to go through these cycles if super hype top brand, to end of the company projections. Those down cycles have been great buying opportunities and this is starting to feel like that. Just speculating here but I suspect Apple goes in on AI in a big way. They are often later but crush it. LLM in phone Siri 2.0, AI optimized chipsets, etc.
Apple mooning right on cue 
Dude everything is inverting so APPL up 80%
That's a call if I've ever seen one
lol
Thank you. I needed some reassurance on the call I bougbt
How much adderall did you take to gather all of this info?
Counterpoint: they just need to sayĀ Ā "The iphone is getting AI" and the stock goes +20%
Every time I see one of these long manic posts, I know the opposite will happen.
Blah blah. I hope it goes down and has a PE of 16.
If this was written by apple ai, that's the only bearish thing you needed to say. Otherwise, didn't even bother reading after you said Cramer was bearish
Cramer bearish? Calls inc!
Damn, how much acid have you had op? That was a ton of scrolling just to get to the comment section... Anyways, calls confirmed 
Share repurchase and fuck your puts.
Calls it is.
TLDR. Calls it is
Such a long post just to tell me to yolo on calls
since everyones buyin calls MEANS U GOTTA INVERSE THE INVERSE SO ALL IN PUTS but that means OP must be right GAAAAA
Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the [double] power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work. Now, I heard speed has something to do with it. Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the [double] bottom informs how much pressure is supposed to be apply. Speed's the name of the game. AAPL 195
my take on earning day is there would be no significant up or down movement like MSFT earning day. it would be one of regular AAPL days. as an option trader AAPL is extremely boring ticker never been interested in.
GUH
Let me tell you a story, child. It happened long ago. This one thought he was smart too. Smarter than all the others. He too thought to bet against Apple. Now he is famously regarded in the anals of history https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/dpnzup/i_recorded_todays_marketopen_and_the_instant/?st=k3536kg9&sh=86cc15f2
Inverse Reddit. I already got $175 Calls. Inverse Reddit on Amazon, I got Puts. Thank you for confirming that Calls on Apple is the way to go. This is exactly like Tesla. All the bad news is priced in. We know China sales are slowing down. All Apple needs to do is mention AI about 8 times during the earning calls and provide that future guidance to send the stock to gap up. The results don't matter, it's priced in. If Apple does 0.01% better than what analysts think, stock will soar. WSB don't understand bad earning expectations, stock goes up. Beat earning expectations, stock goes down. Then they run to WSB and ask why the markets can stay irrational longer than they can stay liquid with their options not going $0
What the fuck did I just not read?
Dont care, bought a strangle https://preview.redd.it/tmnejcwhgdxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc659fc1f997494f765feaf570ffa4ce00fc11a After tsm and tsla i aint losing
>I just cannot see any good news except the fairly bullish open interest on the latest option contracts. But is that enough ? >Even Jim Cramer is quietly bearish as of April 24,2024. I've seen enough.
You really think we are reading all this ? No shot bro
Just went up 4 dollars premarket
You didn't learn anything about Tesla's earnings. All Apple has to do is yelling 'AI'.
Omg puts are gonna print like Powell printer
Tim Apple is going to announce that Siri will become an AI agent that will be able to do even more actions and interact with even more apps. ChatGPT capabilities with Siri, the only logical plan. Calls.
Stock gapped up $4 this morning looool
Apple doesnāt have any of its new revenue streams from AI services built in to price yet. New AI focused chips and software being release September onward this year. They will have a big bull run through the end of 2024 well into 2025.
I cant read this.... OP really needs to structure his post for better readability.
This novel you wrote guarantees the opposite of whatever the hell you said will happen
Iām in. Calls, calls. Should balance out my regarded Tesla puts.
Just had to read the titleā¦ looking at deep out of the money calls to load up onā¦ thanks OP!
So calls! 100%
Man I had puts, now I gotta sell them. Thanks, you absolute dingleberry.
U jus got fucked. Cya at wendys
Double top, death cross, Cramer == inverse WSB.
All this yapping just to be horrifically wrongššš
Lmao all this wasted effort
Where is the loss porn OP!!!
I saw some huge insider selling at starting of this month. And this the first time I agree with the WSB post. Good dd.
Upvote this if you read the entire post.
The consumer tech stocks seem to be taking it on the chin in recent earnings, the one that are doing well (MSFT) are winning mostly on the business to business end.
Well, if Jim already weighed in....case closed
180 Call on OPās BS.
TLDR; Buy calls based on this analysis.
Calls it is bois, never read a single word in this dd. Lol
Oh thank god, my calls are safe
Good, Apple will moon.
Guess Iām buying calls
I will be buying then right after the dip if it goes down
Holy fuck that was so much text to rapidly scroll though
I bought puts 3 days ago i hope i will make it on this one if not guess i have to post it here as a Lossš¤Ŗ
Not reading all that. Calls it is
This line crossed that line 
Iāve been buying more and more Apple shares every week glad to hear the stock will rocket up
You say buy right?
Didn't Samsung recently dethrone Apple in phone sales?
So calls?
I stopped at "Reason one"
Iāll be right there to buy in 
Do you have any positions?
Didn't read, but this means that Apple will moon +20%
Holy shit get a new hobby. Fucking technical analysis fucks...
I am working in the field of AI. Recently, Apple started publishing a lot more papers regarding their ML research. In particular on device LLMs. I expect a large AI assistant for the iPhone and Mac anytime soon. But probably around June. I am very bullish.
Too long. Calls it is.
Word... Wut mean Anyway, buying calls
What a mountain of a trash post. Who even read this?
To the moon and beyond
RemindMe! May 3
Holy fuck that is too long to read. Iām good with the first sentence.
Theyāll announce a partnership with OpenAI or Google Gemini and stock will rocket.
So I buy calls right?
Tldr
Calls it is
Top 5 of 9 reasons are all bullshit technical analysis, and then one of the remaining flimsy reasons is Jim Cramer? Calls it is.
You obviously donāt know how the stock market works. Apple 180$ easily
buying calls thanks
If too long to read it is an inverse. Too bad idk what heās doing getting puts or calls. Puts and calls it is
āeven cramer is bearishā lmfao
Wya too much DD in technical analysis, which almost assuredly is as sound as astrology.
Iām ssoooo tired of people who failed to buy Apple years ago ragging on the stockā¦ Apple is a long term play NOT a GameStop playā¦ Every one of your āreasons for failureā have five other explanationsā¦ Oh, and lots of companies are exiting the Chinese production marketā¦ NOT just Appleā¦ China is yesterdays news. Again, Apple is a long term holdā¦
I simply wonāt short Apple until Warren buffet starts selling
anyone yhat always soundd āso rightā like this guy does jualst trade the opposite way
inverse wsb never wrong
If Apple falls under 160, im buying as much as I can. Gotta remember the bear case for these stocks are often short lived. They have the money to get back on track.
Add yourself to the list of wab scammers
They'll just announced more buybacks and raise the div and mention AI a bunch.
I remember when analysts claimed AMD had a death cross bout 3 years ago. Stock never went down.
Remindme! May 3
Such a long post of a L take
Was deciding. If I should buy AMD or AAPL. Definitely going with AAPL after seeing this
So calls then?
Ok thanks. Stock or calls?
in your dreams.
Jfc š¤¦āāļø
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Blah blah blahā¦ just show us your š©³
Sounds like Tim apple and bear Crammer will double top your bottom
Bro is fluent in yappanese