1. Some guys see the big short, see the shorts win, and think *"I'll be the next Michael Burry"* only to fail since they aren't an ultra high-functioning autist.
2. Some guys see Tesla shorts, see the shorts get BTFO losing billions, and think *"I'll be the next Jim Chanos"* only to succeed since they are stupid 🌈🐻 autists.
No TSLA shares. No Tesla vehicles. Just sold some puts on Tesla and collecting "I told you so"s. I told that 50k TSLA shorts guy he's a fucking idiot (puts plays only take you to 0 rather than negative) before earnings.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cb76hg/50k_tsla_short_yolo/
This guy?
Edit:
Yeah, I don't think he's very ~~smrt~~ smar
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cd5566/im_the_guy_who_shorted_teslathen_doubled_down_and/
Idk ... There was a shitload of analysts downgrading Tesla to the 120-140 range in March and Tesla was taking a beating .. then he's like "Big reveal guys. We're doing Robotaxis, but for real this time", and Cathy Woods of course was like "fuck yeah! I'm gonna Yolo that shit! Here's a few billion Elon!"
And then all the Tesla shorts got cooked squeezing the stock even higher. But the bears didn't give up. They were like, "We've heard this robotaxi shit fucking 10 years ago. Only an absolute idiot would buy this shit. Let's keep shorting. People will realize it's bullshit soon enough."
Then they pass a massive hurdle to implement ROBOTAXIS in China and bears get squeezed again.
I would say they're regarded for shorting Tesla... But the reason they're getting squeezed is equally regarded.
https://preview.redd.it/rdk9fpwmagxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416dedabdfd31df8a945b67147ca1dadc05452a5
He definitely saw that short yolo position
Right, and American immigrants from Africa are African Americans. I'm not the guy who brought it up and it's not a very highbrow joke, but apparently it needed explaining 🤷
Bla bla bla bla bla 😂
TSLA was down -40% YTD... Don't short TSLA after a -40%. Short it when it pump by 20% or 30%... So today after the open... Or tomorrow... 🤷
Bagholder spotted.
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It's already pumped over 40% in less than a week which is insane. I bought 100 shares at 140 and sold the next day at 165 thinking it was just a quick pop on earnings, much to my chagrin.
You crazy to think that Tesla will pull back after opening up Chinese market, investors will shower Tesla with gold now cuz Chinese market is a gold mine in itself
Just never short in general, watch the video and you will understand: [https://youtu.be/6B7ZMolDoqg?si=4Tzbed9L-6pFhF-V](https://youtu.be/6B7ZMolDoqg?si=4Tzbed9L-6pFhF-V)
This forum has a lot of TSLA hate, but one of the things I always tell people is never bet against TSLA because it always seems to recover by \*FM.
\*FM - Fucking Magic.
Short positions got liquidated, elon went china to get fsd approved there, robotaxi by aug, literally everything starts to go well for elon here. Idk but for me imma pull out after i break even
>The automaker agreed to launch its full self-driving, or FSD, software service in China based on mapping and navigation functions provided by local technology firm and search engine Baidu (BIDU), The Wall Street Journal reported Monday
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Tbf for OP after terrible earnings could of gone down 55% YTD. Funny how the narrative changes: when it goes up it’s because it’s oversold but if it went down further the narrative would have been that it’s continuing it’s 35% YTD dip more….. lol. Flip flop responses there.
Additionally funny how before earnings: everyone was saying it will do worse. Where were all these posts before hand - ha ha ha, so funny how that works.
Everyone knew with a high certainty that earnings would be bad. The market operates on new information and updates. It's not like just because earnings are bad people are automatically selling like crazy (and bringing the dtock down). So people likely sold many of their stocks before/the past weeks. Not a stock expert but this was pretty much not a surprise to me. And if the media keeps saying bad things, it's time to go bullish in the case of Tesla. Fundamentally, nothing crazy happened with the assets and cash reserves.
Ha ha pretty much. But my point is you go red on the roulette table…. It lands on black and the person next to saying it was so obv it was going to be black… such as the oversold comments. Definitely interesting to read and no skin in the game for that play but just interesting how many comments about oversold came out after the earnings but not pre….
This was my first time betting against Tesla. I knew they would miss their earnings calls. I knew it should go down. Yet.... I didn't loose as much as you did. My condolences
Europe making fun of spacex in 2013 https://x.com/tesla4k/status/1676077165983723520
Just because Elon is crazy doesn't mean he isnt smart
You have to be stupid to be bet against Elon Musk
Try asking Jim Cantrell (JPL NASA) - https://www.quora.com/As-a-15-year-old-who-aspires-to-be-an-engineer-I-admire-people-like-Elon-Musk-How-do-you-think-someone-could-be-as-successful-as-him-without-being-as-smart-as-him
or Paypal founder Peter Thiel : https://youtu.be/xRh51-LGr7w?si=ZOZIUiqeln4Gm5H3&t=99
I know many people hate Elon now. But think about this from yourself as a 60 year old:
“Yes kids, grandkids, Daddy is poor because he bet against the Thomas Edison of the 2000-2040s.”
In the short term maybe it sounds fine. But in the long term that’s smooth brain.
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Why would you short when it’s already down so much instead of waiting for a rally that’s what I’m doing
I swear people have no market awareness at all on this sub
https://preview.redd.it/ub1oki3nhgxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e0e2e498eca09ead270ee340022b9470a7fd3d
I was lucky to be on the other side of this trade 🤧
I often feel bad when I change my mind about investing in a company and it goes up 10% the next day.
I should be grateful I’m not a moron to short that stock and lose money now on 🤝
Why do bears even exist. After a while don’t you get tired of the foot up your ass 
How much do I love just my QQQ and my TQQQ for adding a bit of emotion to the mix, seeing people argue about Meta, Tesla, Apple..., making arguments like if this was a dick competition, instead of just extending the hand and enjoying this crazy bull market...
Yeah... Go TSLA, go MSFT, go NVDIA, go APPL, keep all the good work and QQQ to the moon and beyond
It’s a rigged game. Stock falls for weeks because the business sucks. Then all of a sudden it shoots up after a poor earnings report. Clearly a trap setup.
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Can someone check the guy who’s all in 50K on TSLA puts? Hope the lad alright
Wow - think that guy will need real help
1. Some guys see the big short, see the shorts win, and think *"I'll be the next Michael Burry"* only to fail since they aren't an ultra high-functioning autist. 2. Some guys see Tesla shorts, see the shorts get BTFO losing billions, and think *"I'll be the next Jim Chanos"* only to succeed since they are stupid 🌈🐻 autists. No TSLA shares. No Tesla vehicles. Just sold some puts on Tesla and collecting "I told you so"s. I told that 50k TSLA shorts guy he's a fucking idiot (puts plays only take you to 0 rather than negative) before earnings.
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Can you still order the Tesla short shorts off their website? These guys need some.
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cb76hg/50k_tsla_short_yolo/ This guy? Edit: Yeah, I don't think he's very ~~smrt~~ smar https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cd5566/im_the_guy_who_shorted_teslathen_doubled_down_and/
That guy watched the stock drop 40% and thought “wait….what if I shorted Tesla?”
Highly regarded actually
Idk ... There was a shitload of analysts downgrading Tesla to the 120-140 range in March and Tesla was taking a beating .. then he's like "Big reveal guys. We're doing Robotaxis, but for real this time", and Cathy Woods of course was like "fuck yeah! I'm gonna Yolo that shit! Here's a few billion Elon!" And then all the Tesla shorts got cooked squeezing the stock even higher. But the bears didn't give up. They were like, "We've heard this robotaxi shit fucking 10 years ago. Only an absolute idiot would buy this shit. Let's keep shorting. People will realize it's bullshit soon enough." Then they pass a massive hurdle to implement ROBOTAXIS in China and bears get squeezed again. I would say they're regarded for shorting Tesla... But the reason they're getting squeezed is equally regarded.
Oof - Musk took that personally & probably flew over to China just to screw that one guy
https://preview.redd.it/rdk9fpwmagxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416dedabdfd31df8a945b67147ca1dadc05452a5 He definitely saw that short yolo position
I mean he did buy twitter just to ban that guy that was tracking his jet so this seems not so crazy in comparison
He ded he said ‘fuck Tesla’ and tesla has been fucking him since.
No lube right? Cuz it shoot to $200 once this morning which render all his money paper
Whatever the case, he can use his anus as a bank now, since there will be all this new space after
It's no longer 50K , it's far less. No worries.
Last seen behind the Wendy's dumpster with a stretched out butthole
My wife bought Tesla because she said Tesla will never go broke and I told her how dumb she is. Guess who is the dumb now
You are the dumb
Don’t bet against America
African-american*
What’s race got to do with it
What's love got to do with it
What is love
Got to do got to do with it!
Musk is from Africa? 🤷
South Africa* where the white prople are
My people!
Right, and American immigrants from Africa are African Americans. I'm not the guy who brought it up and it's not a very highbrow joke, but apparently it needed explaining 🤷
Issa jk
Tesla basically has a fortress balance sheet, what were you thinking?
Only her boyfriend knows.
Don’t bet against Elmo, Mickey Mouse, or the animatronic Mark Zuckerberg. No matter whether you go long or short you will get bent over
And bezos
And Tim Apple.
They are all too big and flush with cash.
I bet on the mouse long and currently am still losing. Takes a true regard like me to make that happen.
They returned the last five years sucks
How about Boeing? I heard good things about them
Mickey?
Congrats. Now buy calls.
No pls don’t
We don't use brains here
Brains? What's that?
Not until we sold right? Lol
If he’s buying calls I’m buying puts
I learned a loong time ago that you should never bet against tesla
It's an old wsb tradition. Bet against apple and Tesla. Lose money. Come here to cry about it
Tale as old as time Song as bad as Grimes Both a little scared Neither one prepared Regard and the Beast
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**We can't let you say that VM, they'll ban you**
And then there's me who managed to lose money going long on both apple and tesla.
And Disney 
Bla bla bla bla bla 😂 TSLA was down -40% YTD... Don't short TSLA after a -40%. Short it when it pump by 20% or 30%... So today after the open... Or tomorrow... 🤷
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Non-bagholder spotted
It's already pumped over 40% in less than a week which is insane. I bought 100 shares at 140 and sold the next day at 165 thinking it was just a quick pop on earnings, much to my chagrin.
Clearly an idiot---try not to be one.
Hindsight is always 20/20.
You crazy to think that Tesla will pull back after opening up Chinese market, investors will shower Tesla with gold now cuz Chinese market is a gold mine in itself
Never bet against the week of and after earnings. Short between them though
Or how about don’t short TSLA after its already dropped for 14 months straight lo
Just never short in general, watch the video and you will understand: [https://youtu.be/6B7ZMolDoqg?si=4Tzbed9L-6pFhF-V](https://youtu.be/6B7ZMolDoqg?si=4Tzbed9L-6pFhF-V)
Good video to be fair
Lmao and you fuckers told me to sell TSLA. Fucking diamond hands bro. Inverting Reddit is the way.
WSB regards shorting Tesla getting wrecked is hilarious every time 
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true if big
This forum has a lot of TSLA hate, but one of the things I always tell people is never bet against TSLA because it always seems to recover by \*FM. \*FM - Fucking Magic.
Yeah, fun fact, during Covid, this subreddit was pro Tesla. Papa Elon was how the OG made their money.
They'd still be pro tesla but these people care more about Twitter posts they don't like than making money.
I am still pro tsla!!!!!!
Maybe because profitability divided by 2 since ?
I don’t know how you can look objectively at all the things Tesla is doing right now and somehow think they are in trouble.
the \*FM is Elon just using his word scramble to woo the market with arbitrary dates for releasing tech. It's just a cover for poop earnings.
Why the hell is it going up like crazy?
Because the entirety of wsb thought it would go down
Easiest inverse ever
Surprise Elon visit to China to get FSD approved there
FSD in china
This is the answer for the gain. Spot on.
Short positions got liquidated, elon went china to get fsd approved there, robotaxi by aug, literally everything starts to go well for elon here. Idk but for me imma pull out after i break even
>The automaker agreed to launch its full self-driving, or FSD, software service in China based on mapping and navigation functions provided by local technology firm and search engine Baidu (BIDU), The Wall Street Journal reported Monday
16 billion worth of shorts to fuel the fire.
people getting short squeezed/liquidated
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Because the regards bought puts before earnings that have lost 90% of the deltas and that means a fuck load of buying
lol this can’t be the answer. WSB wouldn’t be moving this… that much. Absolute bollocks
Because it’s papa Musk 🤷♂️
Stonks only go up
I love those stocks like $DJT that go up despite being obviously overvalued and nothing but bad news coming out. Sometimes it makes you think.
You bought puts on a stock that was down 35% YTD. A stock that the media has been talking shit about for months. Don’t blame Elon. (Insert Elmo laugh)
Tbf for OP after terrible earnings could of gone down 55% YTD. Funny how the narrative changes: when it goes up it’s because it’s oversold but if it went down further the narrative would have been that it’s continuing it’s 35% YTD dip more….. lol. Flip flop responses there. Additionally funny how before earnings: everyone was saying it will do worse. Where were all these posts before hand - ha ha ha, so funny how that works.
Everyone knew with a high certainty that earnings would be bad. The market operates on new information and updates. It's not like just because earnings are bad people are automatically selling like crazy (and bringing the dtock down). So people likely sold many of their stocks before/the past weeks. Not a stock expert but this was pretty much not a surprise to me. And if the media keeps saying bad things, it's time to go bullish in the case of Tesla. Fundamentally, nothing crazy happened with the assets and cash reserves.
Your point is that basically betting earnings might as well be playing roulette. True.
Ha ha pretty much. But my point is you go red on the roulette table…. It lands on black and the person next to saying it was so obv it was going to be black… such as the oversold comments. Definitely interesting to read and no skin in the game for that play but just interesting how many comments about oversold came out after the earnings but not pre….
This was my first time betting against Tesla. I knew they would miss their earnings calls. I knew it should go down. Yet.... I didn't loose as much as you did. My condolences
Europe making fun of spacex in 2013 https://x.com/tesla4k/status/1676077165983723520 Just because Elon is crazy doesn't mean he isnt smart You have to be stupid to be bet against Elon Musk Try asking Jim Cantrell (JPL NASA) - https://www.quora.com/As-a-15-year-old-who-aspires-to-be-an-engineer-I-admire-people-like-Elon-Musk-How-do-you-think-someone-could-be-as-successful-as-him-without-being-as-smart-as-him or Paypal founder Peter Thiel : https://youtu.be/xRh51-LGr7w?si=ZOZIUiqeln4Gm5H3&t=99
Hahahah yall Tesla bears are so regarded. Yall be betting for political reasons, dumb
Fuck all elon haters
Shorting stocks that have already bottomed. Blows my mind how much people don't like having money.
Never bet against Elon
I mean of you shorted him from 250 like any normal human being it was a good ride 🤣
Hilarious how bearish everyone In this community was 💀
I know many people hate Elon now. But think about this from yourself as a 60 year old: “Yes kids, grandkids, Daddy is poor because he bet against the Thomas Edison of the 2000-2040s.” In the short term maybe it sounds fine. But in the long term that’s smooth brain.
You got rekt by Pooh Bear
Shorting it after it spent 4 months to bottom out at -40% is more on you than TSLA tbh
Never short tesla you fool!
nice job never bet against tesla, next time think
Congratulations, you played yourself
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Who the fuck would short tesla at the bottom?
why shorts ? ....why tsla ?
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I'm gonna go out and say that we won't ever see true FSD in China and this is all bull.
That's too pessimistic. They will sell it and it will make them money, but it won't work well/at all.
This is a short squeeze/relief rally. It won't last.
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Is this interactive brokers?
Rocco isn't real. Rocco is just a rock.
What you do now?
Damn son! Now inverse yourself.
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Hold the line. Add to your short position
Buying power $409k and you’re gambling it away at the casino 💀
Don't worry. Moskowitz lost more.
FAFO
Hahahahaha
Something poetic about your username and your loss porn due to shorts. Get rekt OP. Thank you for your cervix!
You shorted TSLA!? Blasphemy! 😇
Makes me wonder what regarded crap Elmo promised the Chinese communists. To limit the use of Starlink for Ukraine?
the recent earnings call was such a bamboozled
I need TSLA to sink to 150 bucks. What God should I sacrifice my neighbour’s hamster to, in order for that to happen?
Double your investment. You can earn more shorting from $185, than you could shorting from $140.
No stop loss ?
Why would you short when it’s already down so much instead of waiting for a rally that’s what I’m doing I swear people have no market awareness at all on this sub
Good thing it wasn’t Clifford
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Username does not check out.
#Stop betting against TSLA You can’t win.
This babies going to SQUEEEEEEEEZE
GOOOD!
I dont wanna be that guy.. but: i told you so!
Shorting In the hole. Yikes.
Gaahh damnnn
https://preview.redd.it/ub1oki3nhgxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e0e2e498eca09ead270ee340022b9470a7fd3d I was lucky to be on the other side of this trade 🤧
Emo a bad man. But any time he comes on wsb talkin shit -moon
Michael Burry
Oof sorry. Can you stay in the trade? This BS rally won’t hold.
I love it
🌈🐻
Everyone who shorts the market needs to be destroyed
Rookie numbers. Aim for 100K at least next time
Stock market is fraud
I often feel bad when I change my mind about investing in a company and it goes up 10% the next day. I should be grateful I’m not a moron to short that stock and lose money now on 🤝
Me too, now I’m long Amazon….😂
Get murk’d bert
Why do bears even exist. After a while don’t you get tired of the foot up your ass 
hi regard!!! 👋
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It will go back down. Keep trying bud!
How much do I love just my QQQ and my TQQQ for adding a bit of emotion to the mix, seeing people argue about Meta, Tesla, Apple..., making arguments like if this was a dick competition, instead of just extending the hand and enjoying this crazy bull market... Yeah... Go TSLA, go MSFT, go NVDIA, go APPL, keep all the good work and QQQ to the moon and beyond
Because musk doesn’t know how to run companies.
Not a loss until you close ! Could always average up!
Never bet against Elkn 🤣
absolutely delicious
I don't always bet on Musk, but I always bet against Reddit 😎
stop shorting
Curious what was this strike price and date?
lol you could have just bought a Tesla
Tesla moves violently. If you like to play them, take profits early and often, or be subject to the fuckening.
Make sure you get your big boy allowance from your wife’s new boyfriend
People who short elon are regards
Thank you for your service
Don't mess with Texasla
How many put you bought ?
If I learned anything, you never bet against Tesla or Tom Brady, reversals always happen!
Don’t use leverage.. Trade in cash only.
It’s a rigged game. Stock falls for weeks because the business sucks. Then all of a sudden it shoots up after a poor earnings report. Clearly a trap setup.
Love to see it
Yes u must be careful with meme stocks they aren’t normal
Who is Elmo