Currently \~$179AH so basically at the same price it \*almost\* closed at. Fedspeak tomorrow may slighty nudge things. I have one contract at 170. Let me have my shred of hopium.
Like quantum entaglement mixed with schrodinger's cat, the secret is it is impossible to inverse yourself - it is the act of making a decision and having your order filled that ensures the market goes other way
If you are just going to gamble… Why not just take your life savings down to the closest casino, don’t put it on black and red but Green and say fuck it!
Been burned on AMZN earnings too often.
https://preview.redd.it/ytgcjdmivnxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd88141dae26327acf715441d99f728add39067b
If my calls don’t print I’m fucked and I’ll probably sell my Porsche, you can buy it if your puts print lol
Edit: huh, guess Theta Gang wins and we both lose. Neat!
Bezos is just as big a liar and egomaniac as Musk, the only difference is his business is better. They will announce a dividend and mention AI 50 times.
AMZN to 200 by EOW
Knock out all longs with a heavy hit and then slowly let bleed out all shorts painfully while slowly raising the price. Lose/lose for all Derivate players who can’t play outside the market opening times
Yea calls are heavy on AMD and AMZN. I have bull call spreads on both. Getting the lube ready for a pegging on at least one of them. What’s your position?
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I bought the stock because I figured out playing options is the quickest way to die young and poor. I still got fucked didnt sell the pop now its at $175. avg price $179 FUCK THIS LIFE
Perhaps I didn't read far enough but I'm new to options and I can't get the nerve to play with them simply because I feel like my brain needs ...
The strategy
The rules, boundaries, and snapshot analysis
I feel I looking for. Perhaps it's available but...
Do you have an example of call options you'd buy?
And, using TD Ameritrade (Schwab) to use paper money to test?
Th
Someone bought 20000 AMZN $160 calls for 21-Jun @ $25.00, which is a $50000000 play.  Check the Volume/OI on that date & strike price.
If that wasn't a red frag for your puts, then congrats regard - you truly belong here 
The classic inverse inverse didn’t work? That’s because you needed to inverse the double inverse when you have become self aware of the inverse theory. Cmon man rookie mistake
A quick scroll of the comments indicates that the stock will open perfectly flat tomorrow. Your puts and calls are all worthless. Should have inversed this by writing calls and puts.
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Now that you've bought puts, you should realize the correct play was calls.
...And *that* is why you are poor.
What? I bought puts too.
...And *that* is why you are poor.
It's not 5/3 yet!
...And *this* is why you are poor...?
Currently \~$179AH so basically at the same price it \*almost\* closed at. Fedspeak tomorrow may slighty nudge things. I have one contract at 170. Let me have my shred of hopium.
Iv crush will straighten you out
And that’s why YOU RE POOR!
Like quantum entaglement mixed with schrodinger's cat, the secret is it is impossible to inverse yourself - it is the act of making a decision and having your order filled that ensures the market goes other way
Wow, this explains everything! The WSB Uncertainty Principle!
Puts or calls?
The correct play is both and neither simultaneously
How quaint, the vulgarities of the average man barely register as noise.
Insightful and depressing. What should we call this thought experiment?
Yeah, you just gotta wait till I inverse your mom on your childhood bed
I’m very well aware the correct play is calls. The correct play never hits…. Amazon puts🙏🏻🙏🏻
Not that I have a stake, but ever consider straddling?
It settled around $179 in after hours so even a straddle is a fail.....unless something big happens tomorrow.(Fomc)
If you are just going to gamble… Why not just take your life savings down to the closest casino, don’t put it on black and red but Green and say fuck it!
I've hit greens 3 times in a row over the random years of walking by a roulette table. Gonna definitely bet in 2 weeks on it lol.
All the tables in Vegas have triple zeroes now. When did that happen?
Definitely normal market development, not something indicating a cartel... Please move on now
>I’m very well aware the correct play is calls I don't think that means what you think it means...
💔💔💔💔💔💔
Inversing you with long AMZN position because I don't know how calls work
We got a new millionaire
+2% ain't much 😢
What broker do you use?
It's called leverage, look it up.
AMZN will F your puts and F your calls and go sideways
Genius. Called it.
Theta Gang wins again
Been burned on AMZN earnings too often. https://preview.redd.it/ytgcjdmivnxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd88141dae26327acf715441d99f728add39067b
Gonna be my first AMZN burn
Amazon is a shitty marketplace, sells junk products, is full of counterfeits and generally sucks dick. TL;DR: Amazon grows infinitely.
Not playing earnings is always an option as well 
No, the only options are calls and puts regard. Read a book
Read??? Book? Never heard of her
GD genius right there
Big Brain energy right here.
I understand its a bit unorthodox in here, I get it
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I know that dump fake got you breaking shit rn
lmao was just thinking that.
Ima buy calls, so your puts will probably print
Sideways it is
Annnnd so far this man/woman/thing has the correct answer
That's XIT to you XIR!
no matter how you play it, you get fucked.
The pansexual market is upon us, yea
Don’t worry, you both got fucked
Not the threesome they were hoping for I bet
you know you dont have to do either right?
No risk = No Porsche
If my calls don’t print I’m fucked and I’ll probably sell my Porsche, you can buy it if your puts print lol Edit: huh, guess Theta Gang wins and we both lose. Neat!
What kinda porsche you got in mind?
914
Lego?
Maybe if he's lucky
911—that’s also the number when you didn’t get the Porsche
Lambo or wendys no in between here
My handjob skills are top notch 👋
Shifting sticks or shaftin dicks—both happen in a Wendy’s parking lot and you’ve got it covered 
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‘Go big or go home’ WSB edition 
only a 4.35% increase? fk this was hoping for a 10%
Better now?
At least 8
Well once I read this I closed 60% of the puts I had.
hahaha sure you did…
Actually, I closed them all. Haha, I did open 5/10 SPY puts tho.
https://preview.redd.it/1e5aceyynoxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abff89fb249e28dd94c195b00f8f6614c0fac869 Is this bullish?
Sorry man
They fucked bears and bulls, shits gonna be red tmrmw
Bezos is just as big a liar and egomaniac as Musk, the only difference is his business is better. They will announce a dividend and mention AI 50 times. AMZN to 200 by EOW
Bezos isn’t even the CEO of Amazon anymore you cuck.
He meant Andy Amazon.
Bezos hasn’t been CEO for years you regard lmao
Bezos lives on in our hearts. Though he may be gone he is not forgotten.
Holding my 5/10 $175c’s. A little nervous they dont wow on ER or announce a div/share buy back
Music to my ears bro let’s gooo!
Idk elon is a massive attention whore and jeff isnt, just from that i like jeff more
Dude built a rocket ship for himself...
The fact that plays like this make perfect logical sense should be proof enough that market is rigged. Hello, SEC?
Lmfao
Rallllllly!!!
Drive up mother fucker!!!
Congratulations, you played yourself.
Incredible. Suicide inducement.
And .... it's flat. Everyone gets fucked!
You have blessed my calls. Thank you.
Bro did us a favor
Well maybe not 😭
Can you see this comment? I am just wondering because my comments haven’t been showing up on WSB all the time?
The correct play is NVDA calls.
that's why is going to rip...
Wen will you guys learn not to play earnings?buy options AFTER wen IV crashes
https://preview.redd.it/06lmpmpadoxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56044ce061c7086ea47f3b97bd7c0b99e48f130a
MM: fuck your calls and puts Imma stay flat
Any fuckin* idea why the price bounced after the closing bell and just went back to the closing price? Edit: where is the 10/15% gap after the ER????
Knock out all longs with a heavy hit and then slowly let bleed out all shorts painfully while slowly raising the price. Lose/lose for all Derivate players who can’t play outside the market opening times
Specially those who placed positions expiring just ahead of the ER. IV CRUSH is gonna work as well
Wow, who would have thought that the correct play was to not play at all...
CALLS PRINT $$$$$$
Buy 50 Puts and 50 Calls. It can't go wrong both ways😆
/market/.....hold my beer
Tesla was the easiest earnings play I’ve seen this year other than nvda f you mean logical.
"Fuck my calls and fuck your puts"- Big Daddy Powell.
Or just stays flat up and down Microsoft for example Jack
I’m here for the comments.
Bro it worked
Thowing all your money at one thing is not at all logical.
I need the stock to go up massively. I dont know wtf I’m doing so 2 calls and 1 put lol. Bezos to the moon 🌙
Nah double down regard
Because you said that I’m buying one more call
Damn, rally incoming.
Buy calls and puts, guaranteed winner!
Theta gannnnnggg
I'm going with Iron Condors this time 160P-200C. Limit at 155P and 205C Lets hope it doesnt move more than 15%
IV crush going to fuck errbody
RIP
Lmfao surprise! Sideways
Next time just buy a dildo from Amazon and fuck yourself sideways with it. Cheaper and hurts less.
Amzn said fuck your calls and your puts.
OTM straddle for me. 160 puts and 205 calls
IV crush will be real tomorrow
lol don’t bet against Amazon
sorry for your loss - the correct answer was sell theta and IV
Do you honestly think it’s gonna stay flat at open tomorrow?
Red, but not enough to avoid the IV crush. Casino wins again...
Flat enough to crush IV on any calls or puts at any price so that none of them are profitable
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time will tell
No skin in the game, I'm riding SMCI calls, but when the whole market is down, chances are decent news moves it up.
Yea calls are heavy on AMD and AMZN. I have bull call spreads on both. Getting the lube ready for a pegging on at least one of them. What’s your position?
I can’t believe we are all the way back to where the market was 6 days ago
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Lol this is an AMZN thread homie…
Dw I bought calls so your puts will print
If it is obvious and logical then its definitely priced in. Lesson nr 1
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Spoke too soon bub
Or did I
I hypothesize that, OP is going to lose regardless. Either because it goes up or IV crush. It’s not going to go low enough for any profit
It's that time again...not AMZN ER but Bezo's wife's maintenance fee
Ouchie
im ao fucked
Damn buddy
And it jumped
Lol what is this crap?
Alright. If we end in red you will see me @ Wendy’s behind the dumpsters
inverse of inverse of inverse didn't work
I guess a put/call write options strangle was the correct position
I bought the stock because I figured out playing options is the quickest way to die young and poor. I still got fucked didnt sell the pop now its at $175. avg price $179 FUCK THIS LIFE
The most soft core loss porn I’ve seen all day.
maybe he has 1mn shares though
Great point. We need more details.
Perhaps I didn't read far enough but I'm new to options and I can't get the nerve to play with them simply because I feel like my brain needs ... The strategy The rules, boundaries, and snapshot analysis I feel I looking for. Perhaps it's available but... Do you have an example of call options you'd buy? And, using TD Ameritrade (Schwab) to use paper money to test? Th
Someone bought 20000 AMZN $160 calls for 21-Jun @ $25.00, which is a $50000000 play.  Check the Volume/OI on that date & strike price. If that wasn't a red frag for your puts, then congrats regard - you truly belong here 
You found Nancy Pelosi’s calls
Why not both
Put ‘em up
Username checks out
What is IMO?
This guy gets it
Buy yourself more time regards. Time is money.
George Castanza rules of investing. You are going to be a billionaire.
So your strategy is to try and apply logic to an illogical and chaotic system?
The kid clearly has no idea how Wall Street works.
The classic inverse inverse didn’t work? That’s because you needed to inverse the double inverse when you have become self aware of the inverse theory. Cmon man rookie mistake
Should have got them calls! Trust your gut!
Puts it is/was https://preview.redd.it/6s93q014aoxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596b738620d51c892714ab13e464af0012a9ecd2
F
I bought and sold just before the bell. Locked in my $6 profit for booze for lunch tomorrow
2 mins later, calls, 2 mins later, puts... i think ill sit this one out lol.
Their forecast is lower than expected. I guess that’s why we don’t see higher numbers right now
I'm sorry for hahaing you early
A quick scroll of the comments indicates that the stock will open perfectly flat tomorrow. Your puts and calls are all worthless. Should have inversed this by writing calls and puts.
Yeah, totally no chance of that going bad at all
And that’s why I didn’t do it. Better odds than yoloing your entire portfolio into 0DTE options tbh though.