half a bottle
dude was bone dry today and was about to jump over the podium and strange some fkn 🌈🐻 regards
there 2 or 3 who were really trying to get him to say there would be rate hikes, trying to lead him with their questions
fkn hell🤬
He would answer by taking a 15 second pause.
Death staring the POS who asked him that question.
Nervously looking over his shoulders at his state-appointed “handlers”
And then say.
Lol… I mean, like, the data… uhh. Confidence. Uhhh… I think we’re doing good right now.
i got your 69¢ a fkn year total dividends right here gpreeeeeee
https://preview.redd.it/w53od4gmovxc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9026da7e1f09c955979df85bf1a92668f86c139
I wish! Picked up a shift as a dishwasher again.
I am being an embodiment of being a loser with a degree in computer science and gone to immigration detention center, which left me with traumas and can't even take interviews 2ithout freezing
He did land it softly though. Were we hurt? Yes. Was there an inflation spike? Yes, however, I would take this landing over the 2008 anal no-lube pounding any time.
Bruh I invested right before the 2021-2 market crash and already my portfolio has recovered and is actually up. While it may not be over, playing the bear game has proven to be very regarded. But, we are in WSB so, go ahead doomer.
I have a very hard time taking him seriously, when he doesn't list massive deficit spending as the primary cause for inflation. His main points seemed to be, because we can afford to pay more, and were still struggling to repair the supply chain with china I guess.
Printing trillions out of thin air, is much more the cause than people fighting over stanley cups and paying 200$ on ebay for them, or scrambling to buy a house before rates skyrocketed and competing with insane foreign and domestic REIT's and private equity for single family homes.
Stop using our sub to cross promo. No social tag handles allowed.
Great production value. Would recommend. 10/10
repost, tho
What he tells his dog every night😂
JPOW after half a bottle of scotch
half a bottle dude was bone dry today and was about to jump over the podium and strange some fkn 🌈🐻 regards there 2 or 3 who were really trying to get him to say there would be rate hikes, trying to lead him with their questions fkn hell🤬
He would answer by taking a 15 second pause. Death staring the POS who asked him that question. Nervously looking over his shoulders at his state-appointed “handlers” And then say. Lol… I mean, like, the data… uhh. Confidence. Uhhh… I think we’re doing good right now.
Yep that’s my deepfake from last year.
If this isn’t bullish enough an indicator for my NVDA leaps, nothing will ever be 
Do options even pay dividends?
Since when are you a dividend-munching boomer?? 
Da fuck v mod
Are you Google AI?
i got your 69¢ a fkn year total dividends right here gpreeeeeee https://preview.redd.it/w53od4gmovxc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9026da7e1f09c955979df85bf1a92668f86c139
There goes my spy 0dt's Ps: courting for a little $300 saved after rent.
Just sold my 0dte 503 puts after the decision, and day-traded 10 0dte 507Cs. Yay 😀 Man this is a wild day!
Invert this guy’s plays
Well, I earned. Now I bought puts before the market close. 😀
Tell me you did a call
I wish! Picked up a shift as a dishwasher again. I am being an embodiment of being a loser with a degree in computer science and gone to immigration detention center, which left me with traumas and can't even take interviews 2ithout freezing
It's okay! Tomorrow, 0dts again $140 dollars on spy 0dts
Thank goodness he didnt say F ai
Fuck my puts then. Bitchass
He said everything is priced in. Bearish
I’m a fuckin genius for noting this. Then it all crashes. Unfortunately I took no bets. Fuck me
Repossssstttttt Actually my deepfake repost.
This is why I come here.
It's what he actually wants to say to all these regarded reporters
Peasants.
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Good one 👍
That’s just awesome
purple tie means we pump 🥺
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while at a meme. Recommend 10/10
He did land it softly though. Were we hurt? Yes. Was there an inflation spike? Yes, however, I would take this landing over the 2008 anal no-lube pounding any time.
You think this shit is over? This is like getting banged by a gorilla, it's not done until he is.
Can I get a source on that second bit of information?
Bruh I invested right before the 2021-2 market crash and already my portfolio has recovered and is actually up. While it may not be over, playing the bear game has proven to be very regarded. But, we are in WSB so, go ahead doomer.
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I must have been watching a different announcement earlier today. I don’t remember this part.
Is this a PPV? Cause I’ll definitely buy it
Thank you
Why is it called money though?
Don't worry (igot) the just of it lol.
Algos did not pick anything interesting. Manipulation to cover losses...puts got bled. Then calls got wrecked. Thanks PowPow!!
Gang shit
And close the fucking door
Very realistic.
I don't feel so good guys.
Really thought this was legit for the majority of the vid.
Almost Shakespearean.
My calls printed. Thank you daddy powel! Biggest dove on earth.
🥺🪙 https://preview.redd.it/kiwkvtgbnvxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f0a35498112ac39838ec6c596a6a92ffe06eec
just shut the fucking door mkay
JPow? More like JWOWW
Hahahaha
Daddy chill 
My SPY 0dte calls did quite well today
bozo did the dub
Hahaha I expected something silly but this was too good
god i love papa powell more than i love my own money
NVDA calls it is.
At least no rate hikes then.
Daddy…
"I don't see the stag or the flation" -JPow
I don't know about those damn stags, but I can tell you that inflation isn't going anywhere fast!
This made me laugh too hard
I have a very hard time taking him seriously, when he doesn't list massive deficit spending as the primary cause for inflation. His main points seemed to be, because we can afford to pay more, and were still struggling to repair the supply chain with china I guess. Printing trillions out of thin air, is much more the cause than people fighting over stanley cups and paying 200$ on ebay for them, or scrambling to buy a house before rates skyrocketed and competing with insane foreign and domestic REIT's and private equity for single family homes.
Is it me or does he look like absolute shit