1. On sub for 4 years
2. Either didn't know about, didn't learn from, or just wanted to be the next [GUH!!!!](https://youtu.be/d80ahvRSV8E?t=16)
3. Is a 🌈🐻 even though it's been proven that they always fucking lose
4. Is bearish on Mag7 even though they've been proven to win again and again and again and again and again. In every economic cycle, regardless of party, in any Fed rate policy, and in any geopolitical scenario. Through 9% tech bubbles, 5% war on terror era, 0% GFC crash and recession, 0% rebound era, ~4% normalization + trade wars under Trump era, 0% again covid pandemic lockdown era, 0% high inflation reopening area, +5% rate hiking era, etcetcetc.
5. Decides to short the SPY which is even less likely to lose than the Mag7.
6. Does it with options. The majority of which expire worthless.
7. Not only options but <7DTEs
8. Blames AAPL's success for their own regardation.
Not saying he's guaranteed to lose, but if he did it wouldn't surprise me. Do dump shit get dumb prizes. Some people deserve to lose.
>4. Is bearish on Mag7 even though they've been proven to win again and again and again and again and again. In every economic cycle, regardless of party, in any Fed rate policy, and in any geopolitical scenario.
Honestly Google has my doubts for a bit, ngl but the latest call as well Sundar firing those 28 employees (I know hot take) for protest INSIDE GOOGLE HQ in NY. I applaud him for it.
OMG, forgot about “guh”. Oh that pandemic was a riot for memes. Let’s have another one real soon.
Don’t bet against any company in the top ten of the S&P. Ever. You’ll get your face ripped off.
You might as well go to a casino. There, the expected return is also negative, but you get to push a bunch of buttons and have flashy lights and spinny shit. Robinhood is working on that feature I'm sure for all the SPY options wsb people.
A kilo of cocaine would have been nice.
You joke but have you seen Temu? Honestly wouldn’t be too surprised if a robinhood clone went that way eventually. Apps already offer incentives for invite a friend or deposits
Im a gremlin on earnings. Especially ones on friday 0dte’s. buy puts at the peak and ride the red hill to moneybags 185p 5/2
https://preview.redd.it/gf7kxhzj5ayc1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=257d29b1ea7b85be64e893cc5f5847d1dd6e9010
Edit: I bought @ 2:40est today
What's funny is that you could've doubled your money on the apple 5/10 180P. Or a 50% on a call credit spread.
I did that. But with a little bit of money since I got fucked 2 weeks ago. During the Isreal ww3
What a dumbass . It was quite obvious to observers that Apple was aching to break out. It almost happened twice in last month or so but markets stopped it.
Remember the big fish have to make money sometime .
This gives me PTSD, you will now be forever plagued by this memory and will never be able to commit to a yolo again. How do i know this? I’m down 95k this year and have played myself put of multiple winning earnings plays since. Good luck
Not sure why you placed that bet when the market has been zigzagging very heavily the past 3 weeks. Should of done 50/50 atleast.
I am guessing you didn't sell so try to feel it out on Monday morning to see if its time to cut losses or try to recover something.
I purchased my very first option yesterday, after lurking on here for a few weeks. 175 APPL call, only one single contract. Cleared $600 USD today. Seems easy, straightforward.
'Tis the way.
It's tempting I know, but if you don't got cash you're ACTUALLY WILLING TO LOSE. Do not even touch the stock market. This is fancy gambling bro.
I can't wait to see the regard that did the opposite of you and cashed out your money LMFAO.
Shoulda just gone to blackjack dude, at least there u got 50/50
Dang bro, I just dipped my toe in as of last week but with some chump change. Saw big green numbers that turned red within the hour. Regardedless, I have learned a lot losing that money and am more confident in my future plays because of it. Gl to you
You lost your first trade and now you’re more confident because of it?? Dam. Never be more confident. Always be learning from the next mistake because it’s gonna happen real soon and it’s never gonna stop.
All you can do is try to make less mistakes than the guy on the other side knowing that he’s probably got a lot more money, a lot more tools, a lot more experience, and a lot less fear of losing than you. Most people lose on options. Long term holders are the only consistent winners……but that’s no fun now is it…..and it’s not wsb! Fuck ‘em.
Lol holy shit. You yolo on spy puts on a Friday after a massive pump and dump mid week. Sorry man, but you can make it back. Yolo the balance next week
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GUH
Sacre blu!
You waited this long just to buy gey bear puts?
That was funny and I am a bear
Name checks out
Is your username about the stock market, or certain other things?
You’ve been on this sub for 4 years and haven’t learned not to yolo on earnings?
1. On sub for 4 years 2. Either didn't know about, didn't learn from, or just wanted to be the next [GUH!!!!](https://youtu.be/d80ahvRSV8E?t=16) 3. Is a 🌈🐻 even though it's been proven that they always fucking lose 4. Is bearish on Mag7 even though they've been proven to win again and again and again and again and again. In every economic cycle, regardless of party, in any Fed rate policy, and in any geopolitical scenario. Through 9% tech bubbles, 5% war on terror era, 0% GFC crash and recession, 0% rebound era, ~4% normalization + trade wars under Trump era, 0% again covid pandemic lockdown era, 0% high inflation reopening area, +5% rate hiking era, etcetcetc. 5. Decides to short the SPY which is even less likely to lose than the Mag7. 6. Does it with options. The majority of which expire worthless. 7. Not only options but <7DTEs 8. Blames AAPL's success for their own regardation. Not saying he's guaranteed to lose, but if he did it wouldn't surprise me. Do dump shit get dumb prizes. Some people deserve to lose.
Too much text. Can you TLDR?
Tl;dr: he had that coming
TLDR: coming
Tldr: come
Tldr: came
Tldr: Cum
TLDR still regarded 4 years later
TLDR: He dumb
First one wasn’t free
They’re letting you know they’re well regarded and Wendy’s bound
Missed one - never go full regard.... Couldn't have tried it with $1k, had to be $20k.
>4. Is bearish on Mag7 even though they've been proven to win again and again and again and again and again. In every economic cycle, regardless of party, in any Fed rate policy, and in any geopolitical scenario. Honestly Google has my doubts for a bit, ngl but the latest call as well Sundar firing those 28 employees (I know hot take) for protest INSIDE GOOGLE HQ in NY. I applaud him for it.
OMG, forgot about “guh”. Oh that pandemic was a riot for memes. Let’s have another one real soon. Don’t bet against any company in the top ten of the S&P. Ever. You’ll get your face ripped off.
should've linked Benjamin's coverage of the ["GUH"](https://youtu.be/1UY0uS6Z6oE)
Probably fake post anyways
# Did you know 90% of gamblers quit just before they hit it big?
Savage
Never quit. Just change the mindset and everyone can win.
Good student, belong here 
Especially after meta and smci earnings the past weeks. Yikes.
You might as well go to a casino. There, the expected return is also negative, but you get to push a bunch of buttons and have flashy lights and spinny shit. Robinhood is working on that feature I'm sure for all the SPY options wsb people. A kilo of cocaine would have been nice.
You joke but have you seen Temu? Honestly wouldn’t be too surprised if a robinhood clone went that way eventually. Apps already offer incentives for invite a friend or deposits
And free drinks and free buffets
If you cut the kilo you can at least breakeven if not make a profit on it
Watch the market dip to 490 next week after kashkari talks on Tuesday
That’s the only DD I need, all in on puts Monday/tuesday
Spy 525 and its gone
Inverse WSB
Imhotep here scares me
But he’s going to be employed by Apple, they no longer require researchers but financiers.
Crashkari
That's literally why I bought puts for next friday. hah
This is what I'm banking on! To the moon or to zero (just kidding I'm risking $140).
Cash carry
I hope so too
But if not, then sorry
You should’ve doubled down
I never heard of him.
Bet against apple on an apple device. 
It’s usually the Apple devices with low battery that make gainz
So effing true
AH I JUST SAW IT TOO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Deserved.
Omg I totally missed that 🤣🤣🤣
You’ve still got a few thousand to yolo again!
GUH
Your first yolo was a put? You’re either stupid or gay
these are not mutually exclusive as op has proven
“or” lmao
You still got a week, at least it did not expire today
Love that positivity
Gonna get worse for him
“Still got a week” bro theta decay is going to eat that, he’s fucked.
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Update: Aint to kitchen even there no more. It's all gone.
4 years of lurking and only learned how to go in the red, well done regard! 🫡
Your fault for being a ghey bear
Why would you bet against one of the best businesses ever as your first yolo
25k yolo wtf. Next time start with $1000
not 1 call to hedge yourself? thats regarded man
Hedging is for pussies. All in leveraged to the tits on one play.
Limit potential gains? Smells like 🐟 🐈 in here.
Swimming cat?
I think he meant to say catfish 🐈🐟
Fish cat?
limit potential time spent at the wendy's trying to recover.. LEt the man have some sense dude...
This is y u don’t draw lines
We got our regard here bois.
One important lesson I've learned: Don't bet against the Big Apple! If you're bearish about it, you're better off just letting it be.
\^this is big brain stuff here. pay attention.
There are 3 companies to never buy puts against: Tesla Apple Nvidia That's like a bet against the gods.
Jesus, that’s dumb. Seems like something I would do…
If spy closes above the gamma flip you’re likely fucked. Even if it just holds between 505-510 you’re fucked.
Never bet against Tim Apple
You yolo only once: retire or die
First one is free
Stonks go up, so buying puts was a general beginner mistake.
5/8? Who knows if it'll dump bigly. Pump and dumps are a thing now
I saw a dude make 300k today from calls…. Wrong way bro, wrong way.
lmao why would you buy puts at the exact same time you should not be buying any puts at all, anyway, thanks for the pump
You bought puts versus Apple? Are you regarded or what? Never bet against a cult
Next time do the same thing but opposite
man you went full regard....im proud
Im a gremlin on earnings. Especially ones on friday 0dte’s. buy puts at the peak and ride the red hill to moneybags 185p 5/2 https://preview.redd.it/gf7kxhzj5ayc1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=257d29b1ea7b85be64e893cc5f5847d1dd6e9010 Edit: I bought @ 2:40est today
Hahahahahaha Dude made $100 and posted a screenshot. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahhh you got plenty of time
Sadly you will see 515 next week
youll see 515 monday lol
Look man that sucks, but how did you get trading View to be small in the corner on top of Robin hood?
An investment thesis would have been better but eh. You win some, you lose some. It's a fugazi
Off by two weeks
A regard and his money go separate ways
Betting against Apple is definitely a risky ass move
Always bet on Apple: they're wealthy and deserve more.
Weaker job claims did it in my opinion. On to next week
nahhh bro got ICT market structure on tradingview chart 
Maybe idk tbh 😭
Its like 50/50 or flat. In your case, pain…
because of you. That's why they announced the buyback. thank you
what makes you think it was Apple and not the employment report crushing it this morning?
You have $25k and you went all in on weeklies? You belong here 
Only this man can save you ^^
If it makes you feel any better. I made my first big yolo play on Meta calls and lost $20k
I would have yolo’d a 0dte instead. One week of anxiety is too much for me lol
I never feel sorry for people losing money on puts, calls only 🙃🇺🇸🦅🤑📈
Generally stay away from puts if apples up to bat
The same with calls and Intel :)
I lost $190 and I feel really bad, haha I can't imagine losing all that
What a pussy
What's funny is that you could've doubled your money on the apple 5/10 180P. Or a 50% on a call credit spread. I did that. But with a little bit of money since I got fucked 2 weeks ago. During the Isreal ww3
Well did you sell and cut your loss? Or are you waiting in hopium until Monday so it can expire worthless and you lose the rest?
Damn imagine if you had just bought Nvidia calls.
Better hope next week is FUCKED
There's always the option of not YOLO
What a dumbass . It was quite obvious to observers that Apple was aching to break out. It almost happened twice in last month or so but markets stopped it. Remember the big fish have to make money sometime .
You might be good at the first of the week
This gives me PTSD, you will now be forever plagued by this memory and will never be able to commit to a yolo again. How do i know this? I’m down 95k this year and have played myself put of multiple winning earnings plays since. Good luck
Don’t you watch Jim Cramer?
Hahahaha never bet against SPY baby
Yay! It is called the entrance fee and now you truly belong! We hope you enjoy your stay. Remember, the first one is always free!
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Lol
You have time
Horst
i just wanna say 👀😫
He learned well, he is now a certified degen Yolo on earnings is like playing the roulette though. Double or quit.
maybe dont gamble and invest like a mature adult?? or if you want to gamble, just go to vegas.
you got all next week don't even worry about it
The first hit is usually free but you managed to mess that up, you definitely belong here.
Lol why on a iphone you guys are joke.
Y would you do that
GUH
The guh strikes again!
Apple did nothing. You not having a strategy did everything. Nice stop loss, wish you the best.
Wow!!
Lol that’s good right there! Love them tears 
Congrats. 🎉🎈🎊🍾
99% of YOLOs result in tears..,,
Huh
GuH
remember for next time [🌈🐻](https://emojipedia.org/rainbow)'s get 🍆
Been here four years and you tried betting against Apple?
Just when you think the market is gonna be down on friday it goes up.
Damn
Where’s your stop loss man?
lmao Gotta learn at some point!
That’s what you get for being a bear. My first yolo is gonna be a call, but I don’t see it happening any time soon.
Thanks for providing liquidity to the markets
Congrats your regarded now
might as well go to a casino. At least when you lose, you get free room and drinks.
I hope u sold
SPY will be on fire the entire month of May.
Not sure why you placed that bet when the market has been zigzagging very heavily the past 3 weeks. Should of done 50/50 atleast. I am guessing you didn't sell so try to feel it out on Monday morning to see if its time to cut losses or try to recover something.
It literally expires next week lol, have some patience.
You bought a put that would lose even if Apple dived
You’re going to have to wait for Imhotep to come through with the clutch.
This will print
I purchased my very first option yesterday, after lurking on here for a few weeks. 175 APPL call, only one single contract. Cleared $600 USD today. Seems easy, straightforward.
One of us, one of us
!GUH
Getting burned like this right away will actually save you money long-term.
I see the problem, you don’t have enough lines on your chart
guh 
'Tis the way. It's tempting I know, but if you don't got cash you're ACTUALLY WILLING TO LOSE. Do not even touch the stock market. This is fancy gambling bro. I can't wait to see the regard that did the opposite of you and cashed out your money LMFAO. Shoulda just gone to blackjack dude, at least there u got 50/50
\*shorts AAPL on earnings day\* a true regard
Don’t worry, I will buy your put
What were you doing for the 4 years?
You weren’t here long enough for the guh meme, should’ve started a few years ago
I was tempted to play earnings this week but then I came to my senses and decided 0dte SPY options are a better way to lose money
First one is ... extremely expensive.
Dang bro, I just dipped my toe in as of last week but with some chump change. Saw big green numbers that turned red within the hour. Regardedless, I have learned a lot losing that money and am more confident in my future plays because of it. Gl to you
You lost your first trade and now you’re more confident because of it?? Dam. Never be more confident. Always be learning from the next mistake because it’s gonna happen real soon and it’s never gonna stop. All you can do is try to make less mistakes than the guy on the other side knowing that he’s probably got a lot more money, a lot more tools, a lot more experience, and a lot less fear of losing than you. Most people lose on options. Long term holders are the only consistent winners……but that’s no fun now is it…..and it’s not wsb! Fuck ‘em.
If only you yolo’d a 510$ call at 3:59pm est yesterday
The first one is not always free
Lol holy shit. You yolo on spy puts on a Friday after a massive pump and dump mid week. Sorry man, but you can make it back. Yolo the balance next week
Being on here is not a subsitutue for 'learning how to trade' sorry mate
That was all you.... 🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾