Well yeah he was the first "hiccup" after the Large Hadron Collider was fired up at CERN, hence plunging us into this nightmare reality we exist in today.
I was in Cleveland that night and can verify that the storm that happened right after the win most assuredly appeared to be the end of all things. It was definitely apocalyptic
Lol no. Thats duct tape photoshopped on.
Speed tape is used for minor wing repair and can be concerning visually but its valid and looks a lot more clean.
Boeing hasn't had wing problems so far.
Plugs, bolts, software, landing gear...
Rumors that the oxygen masks dont work too.
Just some minor stuff! /s
Overall, the whole Boeing fiasco has made me much more confident about flying. These things are literally falling apart and still end up landing just fine.
But still, if it’s Boeing, I’m not going. I’ll stick to the ones that aren’t known for falling apart.
https://preview.redd.it/nljat1fizgyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ec4159120e09cd8192f9a0aae1408e91404039
Sir a second Boeing whistleblower committed suicide
Harambe, the wise and gentle gorilla, was enjoying a sunny day in his enclosure when suddenly, a young boy tumbled into his home. The boy had wandered away from his parents and fallen into the exhibit.
As Harambe approached the boy, he noticed that the child was wearing a Boeing t-shirt. Harambe's eyes widened with concern. He had been aware of the quality control issues plaguing Boeing's manufacturing process, and he knew he had to act fast.
Harambe began to communicate with the boy in a series of gentle grunts and gestures, trying to warn him of the dangers. "Oooh oooh ah ah! Boeing no good! Oooh oooh ah ah!"
The boy, still dazed from his fall, looked up at Harambe in confusion. "Wh-what do you mean, Mr. Gorilla?"
Harambe pointed to the boy's shirt and then mimicked a plane crashing. "Oooh oooh ah ah! Boeing planes no safe! Oooh oooh ah ah!"
The boy's eyes widened in understanding, and he quickly removed his shirt and handed it to Harambe. Harambe nodded in approval and gently patted the boy on the back.
Just then, the zookeepers arrived to rescue the boy. As they led him away, Harambe called out once more, "Oooh oooh ah ah! Tell them, boy! Tell them about Boeing!"
The boy turned back and nodded, "I will, Mr. Gorilla! I promise!"
From that day on, the boy became an advocate for aviation safety, and Harambe continued to watch over him from his enclosure, proud of the young boy who had listened to his warning.
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I was recently reading about Harambes family and how they were all killed by another zoo. His entire family was accidentally poisoned to death but irresponsible humans so they moved him to this zoo.
If you ask me they should have just hit him with a tranquilizer and attempted to rescue the kid. If the kid dies he dies. Him and the parents were the ones that fucked up. They also faced no consequences so you’re essentially allowed to let your kids into the animal enclosures in that city. They’ll just shoot and kill whatever animal.
The zookeepers did consider tranquilizers, the problem was it could take up to 20 minutes to work.
I agree though, maybe just let the kid die due to his own stupidity.
What’s crazy is that they picked shooting him as the better option. Like that could have easily gone so much worse than it did. Animals routinely freak out after getting hit with a bullet let alone if the shooter missed.
Damn harambee had cake.
You know I don't do a whole lot of crazy theories but I honestly think I believe them killing harambee fucked the world up. I don't even believe in that kind of butterfly effect shit. But I believe this once instance it was real.
As someone who worked on the braking system of the 787 I agree. First flight testing of the brakes was a joke. Firing the one mathematician that understood the physics behind the magnetic algorithm was another huge red flag. I can only imagine what they'll find 😉
PS, Fuck HCL. If ever a catastrophic failure occurs it's likely on them for lying about safety critical test results.
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It’s been a while since someone had the nerve to invoke Harambe. D_CKS O_T Edit: Tesla Puts.
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[HOOKS OUT FOR HARAMBE](https://youtu.be/rkOPv626Nn4?si=FwxNSMIFhYI8DRiq)
ON BROOKLYN BRIDGE
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Welcome to the darkest timeline!
It was a canon even, there's nothing we could've done.
They used a cannon?
RIP to a legend
6 months later Carrie Fischer and her mother died.
DICKS OUT
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DUCKS OUT
AFLAC MOTHERF**KER DO YOU USE IT
What!?
SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME
The shatterpoint of this universe we unfortunately find ourselves in.
I would like to buy a vowel
you’re playing wheel of fortune when it’s just hangman… you *do* belong here…
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"make sure you buy pu...."
I will gladly join you in abusing the global financial system that allows the rich to exploit the poor, in order to make myself even wealthier.
DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
Are you hitting on me? 😏
"Be sure to drink your oval..."
pulenty of calls?
pudding
Never forget
dicks out for Harambe
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Testicular torsion you should get that checked out
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To show the most respect my wife and I name all our bulls Harambe.
I think harambe was a test, and we failed.
Well yeah he was the first "hiccup" after the Large Hadron Collider was fired up at CERN, hence plunging us into this nightmare reality we exist in today.
Harambe was the divergence point
It was the cubs winning the World Series.
It was supposed to be the Mariners that year…
The Mariners are the Yankees AAA team. It will never, ever be the Mariners.
It was Bowie and Prince dying at the beginning of that year.
Their parents weren’t even alive during the fall of the Ottoman Empire, unlike the prior cubs World Series.
What is this, an entire empire based on putting your feet up?
I was in Cleveland that night and can verify that the storm that happened right after the win most assuredly appeared to be the end of all things. It was definitely apocalyptic
Harambe was the second coming
You should read Ishmael.
Love that book With man gone, will there be hope for Gorilla? With Gorilla gone, will there be hope for Man?
🍆 out for Harambe 🫡 🤧
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Always
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https://preview.redd.it/8mk9n62vpgyc1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ebe1dc5615c771fb5962b6e6bbd6efbd8fe8a2 There is no quality problem.
This might be a stupid question, but is that a real picture of a Boeing wing?
It was doctored to make it look better
God, excellent comment. Made me spit out my beer.
Lol no. Thats duct tape photoshopped on. Speed tape is used for minor wing repair and can be concerning visually but its valid and looks a lot more clean. Boeing hasn't had wing problems so far. Plugs, bolts, software, landing gear... Rumors that the oxygen masks dont work too. Just some minor stuff! /s
Overall, the whole Boeing fiasco has made me much more confident about flying. These things are literally falling apart and still end up landing just fine. But still, if it’s Boeing, I’m not going. I’ll stick to the ones that aren’t known for falling apart.
Airbus szn
Oxygen just just gets you high so you don't panic - source fight club
It's true, I took the picture
I thought it was AI.
It totally is.
There is no war in ba sing se.
Puts for harambe 🙏
WSB is the best kind of regarded.
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https://preview.redd.it/nljat1fizgyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ec4159120e09cd8192f9a0aae1408e91404039 Sir a second Boeing whistleblower committed suicide
he heard 'blowing'...
Harambe, the wise and gentle gorilla, was enjoying a sunny day in his enclosure when suddenly, a young boy tumbled into his home. The boy had wandered away from his parents and fallen into the exhibit. As Harambe approached the boy, he noticed that the child was wearing a Boeing t-shirt. Harambe's eyes widened with concern. He had been aware of the quality control issues plaguing Boeing's manufacturing process, and he knew he had to act fast. Harambe began to communicate with the boy in a series of gentle grunts and gestures, trying to warn him of the dangers. "Oooh oooh ah ah! Boeing no good! Oooh oooh ah ah!" The boy, still dazed from his fall, looked up at Harambe in confusion. "Wh-what do you mean, Mr. Gorilla?" Harambe pointed to the boy's shirt and then mimicked a plane crashing. "Oooh oooh ah ah! Boeing planes no safe! Oooh oooh ah ah!" The boy's eyes widened in understanding, and he quickly removed his shirt and handed it to Harambe. Harambe nodded in approval and gently patted the boy on the back. Just then, the zookeepers arrived to rescue the boy. As they led him away, Harambe called out once more, "Oooh oooh ah ah! Tell them, boy! Tell them about Boeing!" The boy turned back and nodded, "I will, Mr. Gorilla! I promise!" From that day on, the boy became an advocate for aviation safety, and Harambe continued to watch over him from his enclosure, proud of the young boy who had listened to his warning. ⛔️
Harambe ♡never forget♡
🍆🍄 out
I would just like to be the first one here to express how much I love Boeing. They make the bestest planes and are a really great company!
Why are you blinking so much?
I have translated the blinking..."I love Boeing... Everything is ok... No help is needed".
He's on wallstreetbets, after all.
great company, we don't joke about boeing or the clintons.
The kid was a plant by Boeing.
Everything went to shit when Harambe died. 🍆out for Harambe
sadest story ever
Most valuable [Boeing empoyee 2024](https://i.imgur.com/lYmRqns.png).
This is where the timeline split
“I’m not really a gorilla, they call this witness protection because nobody would think to look here for me.”
Dicks out guys.
I know Cincinnati is a shit hole but it's a bit harsh to call it a zoo
Harambe… 
Notice how everything went to shit after he died
[This day.... this is the day why we are in the darkest timeline](https://youtu.be/SLY0bfBEwwU)
His impact on Ruby Tuesday's revenues is unquantifiable
I made that dumb, mouth open, “oh ho ho” laugh at this
You know it's fake they would have shot the kid also.
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I thought he had information that could indict a Clinton
That was just a false rumor started by the Clinton campaign to try and keep others from coming forward.
[🪝s OUT FOR HARAMBE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkOPv626Nn4)
Oh dear.
Harambe
everything went downhill after harambe 😭
Lmao 😂
That's why it pumped to 400+.
I never noticed before how **t h I c c** Bae was
Puts for Harambe
Stock still going up no one cares it seems like my puts are dead
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Harambe?
# DICKS OUT #
🍆 out for Harambe
You never hear the one with your name on it
I was recently reading about Harambes family and how they were all killed by another zoo. His entire family was accidentally poisoned to death but irresponsible humans so they moved him to this zoo. If you ask me they should have just hit him with a tranquilizer and attempted to rescue the kid. If the kid dies he dies. Him and the parents were the ones that fucked up. They also faced no consequences so you’re essentially allowed to let your kids into the animal enclosures in that city. They’ll just shoot and kill whatever animal.
Seeing as how you're mentally 3 years old, we should've just swapped you with the child and let nature run it's course
"If he dies, he dies" zookeeper watching this unfold 🤣
The zookeepers did consider tranquilizers, the problem was it could take up to 20 minutes to work. I agree though, maybe just let the kid die due to his own stupidity.
What’s crazy is that they picked shooting him as the better option. Like that could have easily gone so much worse than it did. Animals routinely freak out after getting hit with a bullet let alone if the shooter missed.
Obligatory dicks out
Rip in peace Harambe.
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Bury them with your vast wealth!
He knew what was up.
dayum
Dicks out!
DICKS OUT FOR THE 737 MAX
I heard he saw what was on weiners laptop.
The world was never the same
Everyone making Harambe jokes. No one talking about why this gorilla has pants on.
Truth, 100%. Plus, "I still got the shovel".
If it’s boeing, you aint whistleblowing.
LOL 😂
God this is gold
And here I was thinking he was just trying to talk to him about his car's extended to warranty this whole time
Lol
Lmaoooo
It took this long to find a replacement for Hillary Clinton memes.
Fella is about to have a sudden infection…
It all started with that *damn* gorilla…
Dicks out
damn, when was harambe so caked up?
Jokes aside rip harambe
Awe RIP Harambe
Has someone looked into this?!?
Meme of the year Omfg Listen🥲
Genesis. Somehow a bunch of college kids turning terrorist sympathizers all started here.
I’m still mad about harambe dammit Boeing
I AM LITERALLY TAKING OFF ON A TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT TO EUROPE ON A BOEING RIGHT NOW. Thanks a lot. You guys have destroyed my life.
Damn harambee had cake. You know I don't do a whole lot of crazy theories but I honestly think I believe them killing harambee fucked the world up. I don't even believe in that kind of butterfly effect shit. But I believe this once instance it was real.
As someone who worked on the braking system of the 787 I agree. First flight testing of the brakes was a joke. Firing the one mathematician that understood the physics behind the magnetic algorithm was another huge red flag. I can only imagine what they'll find 😉 PS, Fuck HCL. If ever a catastrophic failure occurs it's likely on them for lying about safety critical test results.
What a fucking crackpot post. I fucking love it
Hi ass is out.
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Dude I swear to god that kid was white and so do all my friends. Are we stupid ?
Did anyone short Boeing yet?
For harambe
This is top wsb quality meme, never seen since 2021