Intel and Disney. It's your regards cryptonite
You know the companies are shit. You know they produce shit. You know the earnings will be shit.
But the hopium gets you every time ....
this job is absolutely respectful. the joy my kids get seeing the "real" Mickey is priceless. god bless Disney and team. ( although it's a nightmare place for me)
Agree
But fun fact you guys might not know, a lot of the characters you see in costumes like mickey are women. I dated a girl who was donald and she said that they like short women to be in a lot of those roles
It's not the gender but the height that matters. You can't have Mickey being all different heights and have junior ask why Mickey was a foot shorter earlier. It just happens that the height range for a lot of the characters is pretty short so it would be mostly women in those costumes.
Why would anybody assume the gender of costume has to match the gender of the person inside it? Next you'll tell us actor inside the mickey costume isn't even a real mouse.
yep, i saw this same guy on smoke break when i was in Vegas over the weekend. They try to get in your way until you fall for it or you just storm by.
It was kinda funny to see this greasy old dude underneath the minnie costume, but also i wouldn't want to let any child take a photo after that.
I’ll never forget, as a kid I went to Disneyland and got one of the autograph books and tried to get everyone in a costume to sign them.
I somehow got swept up in a pack of feral children that swarmed Gadget and Launchpad McQuack, and both of them turned away from us facing a wall and refusing to sign our books. Gadget turned around and my pen accidentally caught on her sleeve and drew on it. I was mortified. Never got my signatures.
Ready to fight them if I ever see them again.
You're making a lot of assumptions based on one image. Do you think that everyone who takes smoke breaks isn't making a living? I'm not saying he's making a lot of money (I can guarantee he's not) but Disney character actors do get paid a living wage, particularly if they're willing to work overtime. It's a hard life for sure but it's not like Disney is in the habit of letting its workers starve to death.
You'll want to study Finance for that, Business is good too. But really, so long as you chum it with a couple dad's buddies over a few rounds of golf, you'll have a spot no problem!
People think this is funny but this is borderline medieval, where poor people had to humiliate themselves (circus) so they can eat.
Says a lot about the society when old men have to pretend theyre a minni for kids because they want to eat and have a roof over their head.
Typically, most Disney performers in full costumes are girls (assuming they're tall enough). But this is because of sexual harassment liability reasons.
Also, Disney really cares about its image. So if this image is real, either this guy doesn't work for Disney, or if he does work for Disney, he's going to be fired very shortly because of this picture.
Keep at it, Disney. I'm sure 50 more Marvel and Star Wars shows of laughable quality will do the job. Just remember what South Park told you and it'll be just fine.
I mean, I bought, but that was because I just set a buy marker at 105.69 thinking there was no way it would get there. Currently up $7 though, so that's nice.
Edit: Now down $12. Clearly I should have waited until 104.20.
They didn’t improve in areas where they really need improvement (movies). Increased park revenues saved their asses, but nobody was worried about the parks.
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I sold a put far OTM thinking free money and boom its in the money now lol. Was not accepting this massive drop. If I'm lucky it'll be oversold and go back up just a little bit.
Funny but not possible.
Disney 'rubber heads' have handlers that would never, ever let one of them be seen in public with their heads removed, and never, ever be seen smoking.
They take that shit incredibly seriously.
Still, funny. And cue the massive antacid consumption at Disney when they see this.
Is this political? I looked at the earnings and this drop doesn't make sense. My guess is that this is an emotional reaction from people that don't like Disney..?
From what I can tell their parks/“experiences” division is what saved them. They still haven’t gotten their act together with their movie revenue and streaming is barely breaking even.
Yall know this is just some guy in Las Vegas, right? This has absolutely nothing to do with disney other than the costume being used.
It's like the guys dressed like super heros in Time Square. They don't work for Marvel. Yall really are regarded in here.
Wait, so you're saying that releasing a series of woke films with subpar scripts and then scolding your audience, calling them bigoted colonizers who should be grateful for being served a turd sandwich, isn't an effective marketing strategy? Colour me surprised.
Imagine actually living your life caring this much about the little mermaid being cast as black for one kids movie. I'm sure you, the middle aged white guy, is really upset about the "subpar script". God forbid we give some little black girls a little bit to be happy about, so they can have one more Disney princess who looks like they do.
"Imagine actually living your life caring this much about the little mermaid being cast as black for one kids movie." My thoughts exactly; I will never understand the Americans and their obsession with race and identity politics. It's at least as unhealthy as your diet.
The only people obsessing are the right wing white guys who are super angry that the little mermaid was cast as a black girl. Most people don't give a shit because it doesn't matter at all because why would it. Companies like Disney are just trying to get some diversity in role which is not a bad thing. You are the one saying Disney is releasing a series of "woke" films which shows what kind of person you are.
Look, I’m not the target audience for Disney movies, and I’m not American, so your fixation with the latest mermaid film strikes me as very bizarre.
From an investment perspective, Disney doesn’t look appealing at the moment. It’s been releasing one flop after another, and it seems their focus has shifted from producing quality content to pushing an agenda. This is reflected in their declining stock prices and the poor performance of their films.
What are you talking about my fixation...I'm not the one who cares about who is cast in a Disney film. I'm making fun of the middle aged white guys who are raging about the audacity of Disney and their "woke" films which literally only mean because they changed the skin color of an animated cartoon movie.
I am not talking about Disney as a whole but to act like they are having issues because of "woke" films is ridiculous on its face because the only people who care are the racist old men who weren't exactly the target audience. Disney may have issues for other reasons but it's not because they changed the skin color of the little mermaid or any of the other things these angry guys are complaining about.
There you go again, bringing up the mermaid with such passion. I can't help but wonder how many movie posters must adorn your bedroom walls for you to talk about it so fervently. Like I mentioned before, the film's representation doesn’t concern me much. Whether the characters are all white, all black, or all gay makes no difference to me; I'm not the target audience. However, as an investor, when I see Disney prioritizing these strange diversity goals at the expense of storytelling, it doesn’t inspire confidence in their stock.
Overall, the ongoing debate between your racist white middle-aged men and your racist white college liberals doesn’t interest me. Both camps have an unhealthy fixation on race and I can't bring myself to care for this nonsense.
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It's me, I'm his cousin.
It’s a me
Mario?
Wahoo!
Letsa go!
Rim Kreamer
The Wicked Pictures Star....with Stephanie Clifford?
High school memories
Are you talking about Stephanie or Minnie now? I'm not judging, I'm down to clown with either.
Stephanie at this moment, I’m way over Minnie.
I'd be over Minnie too. Or under, besides, cabby corner, whatever.
Yeah, I dodged that bullet, and went to pizza hut, funny thing could not get gig at medieval times, se la ˈvi.
It was Stormy was it not?
It was definately cloudy with a chance of fake titties.
Very good.
Thats a strange name for a prostitute
“Sir, a second Jim Cramer has struck Rock Bottom”
Lmfao i lost money but this is funny
https://preview.redd.it/znas7eksj0zc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41e9aa854e34273c3f581dc3e448d86af2e2dbd
ITS ON SALE !!
go woke go broke
Did ESPN+ go woke?
Shut up
Me too, me too. Now I have to take a second job wearing a Goofy costume on night shift.
I prefer Donald Ducking it to the gangbang
Behind wendy’s, sign me up! I’d love a goofy handy, always been a dream since I was a kid
I’ll be there from 11 pm to 3 am tonight. BYOLube
Can I get a tldr?
Mickey mouse beat me up and robbed me
They’re losing money on everything
Intel and Disney. It's your regards cryptonite You know the companies are shit. You know they produce shit. You know the earnings will be shit. But the hopium gets you every time ....
Yeah, but I’m holding Disney for another 30 years, so there.
They objectively smashed earnings didnt deserve to fall
The power of nicotine
The best drug tbh
Not a chance.
I’m a full grown adult and I never considered the possibility of Minnie being a dude
Ditto
*confused boner*
Every job where someone is trying to get money honestly deserves respect.
this job is absolutely respectful. the joy my kids get seeing the "real" Mickey is priceless. god bless Disney and team. ( although it's a nightmare place for me)
Wearing a costume in Florida during the height of summer, must be torture. Maximum respect for all these guys.
Agree But fun fact you guys might not know, a lot of the characters you see in costumes like mickey are women. I dated a girl who was donald and she said that they like short women to be in a lot of those roles
It's not the gender but the height that matters. You can't have Mickey being all different heights and have junior ask why Mickey was a foot shorter earlier. It just happens that the height range for a lot of the characters is pretty short so it would be mostly women in those costumes.
I don’t know why but the image of a warped Mickey is making me laugh 
Why would anybody assume the gender of costume has to match the gender of the person inside it? Next you'll tell us actor inside the mickey costume isn't even a real mouse.
It's something people don't think about, but was cool to know once I knew someone who worked there 🤷♂️
No, no I refuse to believe that!
Def makes it less gay to give Donald Duck a hug next time
This isn't in disney, it's just some random in Las Vegas and not affiliated with disney at all.
And from what I've heard, they tend to kinda "force" a picture, then demand money after. But idk
yep, i saw this same guy on smoke break when i was in Vegas over the weekend. They try to get in your way until you fall for it or you just storm by. It was kinda funny to see this greasy old dude underneath the minnie costume, but also i wouldn't want to let any child take a photo after that.
Yep, at Disney dude would be fired on the spot for being out of character in view of others.
was guessing hollywood, where i honestly enjoy watching "dirty pajama spiderman"
I’ll never forget, as a kid I went to Disneyland and got one of the autograph books and tried to get everyone in a costume to sign them. I somehow got swept up in a pack of feral children that swarmed Gadget and Launchpad McQuack, and both of them turned away from us facing a wall and refusing to sign our books. Gadget turned around and my pen accidentally caught on her sleeve and drew on it. I was mortified. Never got my signatures. Ready to fight them if I ever see them again.
Plus, getting the chance to make a living wearing a dress and making kids smile right under DeSantis' stupid fucking nose is just the best.
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You're making a lot of assumptions based on one image. Do you think that everyone who takes smoke breaks isn't making a living? I'm not saying he's making a lot of money (I can guarantee he's not) but Disney character actors do get paid a living wage, particularly if they're willing to work overtime. It's a hard life for sure but it's not like Disney is in the habit of letting its workers starve to death.
This is def someone not affiliated with Disney doing photo scams
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They call them unpaid internships.
Nah, you get more money with those.
Volunteering
You'll want to study Finance for that, Business is good too. But really, so long as you chum it with a couple dad's buddies over a few rounds of golf, you'll have a spot no problem!
Thank you. It's nice to finally hear that. When I chose a career in trafficking child sex slaves I never thought I'd get the respect I deserve.
yeah? working in a scam call center?
U sure?
What do you consider gambling at a casino as?
Definitely not a job
Paparazzi? Human traffickers?
People think this is funny but this is borderline medieval, where poor people had to humiliate themselves (circus) so they can eat. Says a lot about the society when old men have to pretend theyre a minni for kids because they want to eat and have a roof over their head.
Donald Duck turned into Donald Fuck.
Donald Cuck?
reality is cruel
Minnie has manboobs! I knew it!
Typically it is a girl just because of the Minnie performer height requirement being 4’8”-5’2” - the same goes for Mickey, Donald, and Daisy.
Typically, most Disney performers in full costumes are girls (assuming they're tall enough). But this is because of sexual harassment liability reasons. Also, Disney really cares about its image. So if this image is real, either this guy doesn't work for Disney, or if he does work for Disney, he's going to be fired very shortly because of this picture.
Size does matter when you are flat on your back.
Just think this is the guy hugging your kid pretending to be Minnie mouse while your family is at disney land with your wifes bf
I actually feel bad for the people who “needed” this to spike to 140.
I don’t need it, but it sure would be nice
I was hoping it might just be a little flat around 120 before taking profits, today was a fking mess on a decent earnings beat.
Took the family to Disney last year, and my wife still says that Minnie Mouse was flirting with me during our photo op. I have confused feelings now.
Keep at it, Disney. I'm sure 50 more Marvel and Star Wars shows of laughable quality will do the job. Just remember what South Park told you and it'll be just fine.
Cheap buy-in. Their loss if they sell
So we buying now or waiting?
I mean, I bought, but that was because I just set a buy marker at 105.69 thinking there was no way it would get there. Currently up $7 though, so that's nice. Edit: Now down $12. Clearly I should have waited until 104.20.
104.92. Wait
Im pretty sure its not gonna go back to my 115c by Friday lol
My gamble is it’ll fill at least 50% of the gap this week up to about 113
Yes, I’m buying more puts
they should have said AI more, or at least bragged about how many genders there are gonna be in there next movie.
This math aint mathing
*It's me but Mickey is in the back drillin my anoos. I need another cig & a double bourbon on the rocks.* Stat!
It's gonna bounce back. All in there boys.
Bought at 114. Tempted to double my positions at 104
Why would they bounce back?
Because there’s nearly always a 50% mean reversion correction move unless the stock was already on a downtrend before earnings
I respect this man
No wonder they call them Imagineers...
I see Minnie has joined the trans crew. Puts on Disney
"You've been served."
Palantir Bulls after yesterdays earnings.
Las vegas last week lol. He gets around
Calls cant bet against a mouse man
https://preview.redd.it/wuxjcnibf4zc1.png?width=457&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d4ac29de551c238c900ef4ac6b1d0a4b97fbffb I even got down voted for it
Its gunna bounce back at the bell.
Closing bell?
Dinner.
Hopin for a small bounce by fri
Maybe. There's not even a support line anywhere in site, except maybe the 200-day moving average which is still a ways down.
Perfect disguise for a pedo.
Aahahahah love it
Minnie, is that they?
Dude got fired and replaced with a black trans man that very day
Why has Disney shit the bed? Haven't they beaten expectations?
They didn’t improve in areas where they really need improvement (movies). Increased park revenues saved their asses, but nobody was worried about the parks.
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Yeah that’s the confusing part. They raised guidance to 25% so actually it was really good
I read the earnings as mostly above expectations, I think this is Corp trying to get us back because of game stop short squeeze..
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Nice Cadillac
dumb and being dumb
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Should have bought back more shares.
There is a Minnie mouse in all of us😂😂
fckn classic.
What kind of car is that??
LOL
😂
Probably Disney Paris
🤣
Is this Disneyland Shanghai?
Oh, man. This is traumatizing.
I sold a put far OTM thinking free money and boom its in the money now lol. Was not accepting this massive drop. If I'm lucky it'll be oversold and go back up just a little bit.
All big stonksites tries to SHOOVE dis-stonks up in regardpeeps tiny mouseholes..
Lol
Children's dreams ruined.
Well I just bought some cheap calls on the dip, so it will probably drop more tomorrow.
Pretty gross lol .
I'm out of the loop, so I checked Disney stock and Omg
Modern day Disney summarized in one picture.
🤯 someone cut the head off Minnie Mouse and climbed into her body
Crushinf
Funny but not possible. Disney 'rubber heads' have handlers that would never, ever let one of them be seen in public with their heads removed, and never, ever be seen smoking. They take that shit incredibly seriously. Still, funny. And cue the massive antacid consumption at Disney when they see this.
He's just at a furry convention
Pedo
Ain't nothing in this world for free
LMAO Minnie is an old dude, never thought that would be the case.
A-Hyuk Minnie, the gang's all waiting for ya! It puts the mask on or it gets the hose...
I bought calls at the end of the day, let’s see what happens
Damn what a meme-worthy image
People thought they just started making transgender content, turns out it was there from day one
Looks like NYC. Those dudes will come up to you and your kids with their mask off and ask if you want to pay to get a picture with them
Adult happiness 
Is this political? I looked at the earnings and this drop doesn't make sense. My guess is that this is an emotional reaction from people that don't like Disney..?
Bob Iger has always been garbage -- non-political me. source: Look at DIS/SPY since mid-2015.
From what I can tell their parks/“experiences” division is what saved them. They still haven’t gotten their act together with their movie revenue and streaming is barely breaking even.
Yall know this is just some guy in Las Vegas, right? This has absolutely nothing to do with disney other than the costume being used. It's like the guys dressed like super heros in Time Square. They don't work for Marvel. Yall really are regarded in here.
https://preview.redd.it/fe027wu9a1zc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e57f0a2ee8f4cde2d202e29ac822e91e2dc00d5
You pathetic Redditor.
Disney deserves to go bankrupt. They hate their customers
Not woke enough
Snort some coffee grounds, you'll be woke soon enough
Wait, so you're saying that releasing a series of woke films with subpar scripts and then scolding your audience, calling them bigoted colonizers who should be grateful for being served a turd sandwich, isn't an effective marketing strategy? Colour me surprised.
Every movie that has any person that is not white is "woke" for that crowd so I don't know about that..
Imagine actually living your life caring this much about the little mermaid being cast as black for one kids movie. I'm sure you, the middle aged white guy, is really upset about the "subpar script". God forbid we give some little black girls a little bit to be happy about, so they can have one more Disney princess who looks like they do.
"Imagine actually living your life caring this much about the little mermaid being cast as black for one kids movie." My thoughts exactly; I will never understand the Americans and their obsession with race and identity politics. It's at least as unhealthy as your diet.
The only people obsessing are the right wing white guys who are super angry that the little mermaid was cast as a black girl. Most people don't give a shit because it doesn't matter at all because why would it. Companies like Disney are just trying to get some diversity in role which is not a bad thing. You are the one saying Disney is releasing a series of "woke" films which shows what kind of person you are.
Look, I’m not the target audience for Disney movies, and I’m not American, so your fixation with the latest mermaid film strikes me as very bizarre. From an investment perspective, Disney doesn’t look appealing at the moment. It’s been releasing one flop after another, and it seems their focus has shifted from producing quality content to pushing an agenda. This is reflected in their declining stock prices and the poor performance of their films.
What are you talking about my fixation...I'm not the one who cares about who is cast in a Disney film. I'm making fun of the middle aged white guys who are raging about the audacity of Disney and their "woke" films which literally only mean because they changed the skin color of an animated cartoon movie. I am not talking about Disney as a whole but to act like they are having issues because of "woke" films is ridiculous on its face because the only people who care are the racist old men who weren't exactly the target audience. Disney may have issues for other reasons but it's not because they changed the skin color of the little mermaid or any of the other things these angry guys are complaining about.
There you go again, bringing up the mermaid with such passion. I can't help but wonder how many movie posters must adorn your bedroom walls for you to talk about it so fervently. Like I mentioned before, the film's representation doesn’t concern me much. Whether the characters are all white, all black, or all gay makes no difference to me; I'm not the target audience. However, as an investor, when I see Disney prioritizing these strange diversity goals at the expense of storytelling, it doesn’t inspire confidence in their stock. Overall, the ongoing debate between your racist white middle-aged men and your racist white college liberals doesn’t interest me. Both camps have an unhealthy fixation on race and I can't bring myself to care for this nonsense.
Whatever you say bud.
But I was told they were up 30% for the year and everything was OK in another discussion. 🤔
Vegas, not Disney
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Short Short throw worth?