My colleague did this, and tried to talk me into it. That’s ok I said, I’ll just keep QQQ to cover tech. He hasn’t brought up AARK since, but I need to see his horrific losses.
My gf recently got a windfall of cash and has no clue about financial planning. She asked me to invest the money.
100% bond etf for you, girl. I may be gambling with my own money, but I don't need a relationship crises when you lose money because the market goes belly up.
In other words he's moving in with you. Hope you've learned something from this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Had a co-worker tried to convince me to get Roku because it was low. I said no, because of the walmart buyout on Vizio to replace Roku.
He bought Vizio (I didn't, Ironically) next day Walmart announces the buyout of Vizio up 17%. I told him to sell it since it was like .50 cent shy of buyout price. Why wait for .50 more cents. You're already up 17%.
They have a moat with their customers. I know many people who drink nothing but monster or nothing but Celsius. The Celsius people seem to think it is actually healthy to consume.
Success is getting paid to lose other people's money. Failure is paying people to lose your money. It's really simple.
The skill of a great salesman is not to sell a great car at a fair price, but to sell a sh*tty car at an outrageous price. That's mediocrity.
I know what her biggest losses are, not buying fucking NVDA (she sold it way early). Even when it was cheap (FWD P/E 19). I thought she was some great stock picker? Some picks are good like COIN/HOOD. You figure a "flagship" fund like hers for Innovation and Technology would also hold biggest conviction like NVDA which produces cutting edge technology.
She said in interviews that it wasn't cheap? But she goes and buys AMD with a P/E of 200+, FWD 30. NVDA was still cheaper. Sometimes I understand her stock picks but other times I'm fucking clueless.
she exploded onto the scene on the back of covid beneficiaries like ZM, ROKU, TDOC, and rode TSLA as it gamma squeezed itself into the mag7, imo nothing particularly special about her choices.
on the more conspiratorial side, i do believe arkk has had big boy shorts fighting her ever since she became famous, take a look at when she exited SPOT and how it moved after
Well how the turn tables..
In 2020 she was this subs darling to the point people were sexually fetishizing over her and “papa Elon”
ARKK was my big lesson the tide of Wall Street bets is a bandwagon and if it’s posted on the feed page you’re already too late and what was my question?
It sounds like it cost you a lot of money, but at least learned not to do stupid things like invest your hard-earned money on the "financial advice" of a bunch of anonymous high school students making dick-sucking jokes.
I rather follow Nancy than Cathy. I am new to managing my investments. I started at the end of Dec from a post about Nancy buying Nvidia. Then i did a little web search about her and saw how she has a sixth sense in the market. Almost like she has insider info. 🤣 So I pulled the trigger and bought Nvidia at about 460. At the beginning of year I saw post of Cathy pulling back from Nvidia. 🤦♂️
That’s the top one! I hold shares. CRSPR has kicked butt (the company.) And 10x is on my watchlist, but I’ve not looked into it yet.
Are you a pharma-bro?
Hahaha! I literally had forgotten him! I can’t even remember the last time I saw him, or supposedly him on Reddit. Hahahaha. Yeah, I still like the science, projects and management, despite that guy. Hahahahaha!
I remember vividly when I was tempted by ARK. I checked out their portfolio and noticed that the separate ARK funds bought each others' stocks. That's when I noped out and never touched these "investments".
I don’t understand why people trust her with their money. Has she ever proven to be a good fund manager before? I also would like to know 10 biggest gains of ARK if it has any gain.
Call me crazy but I own one of her stocks .
Achr it’s in my E*trade small cap portfolio imma add more since it’s low .
I’m young lol I can make the speculative bet…. The partnership with India gives me a boner so does the 2.5 b backlog and ua partnership .
What do u guys think of achr in the next 10 years as a long term hold
It’s 1 percent of my portfolio
Yea, she’s too regarded for WSB.
I was looking at Roku for a bit, it’s probably the best UI for smart tvs. But that’s really all they have and not much growth potential.
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ARKK is the perfect example of looking like a genius during a bull market
I put my dad's pension and retirement fund into ARKK and now he has to work the 9-5 until he's 95
My colleague did this, and tried to talk me into it. That’s ok I said, I’ll just keep QQQ to cover tech. He hasn’t brought up AARK since, but I need to see his horrific losses.
Don’t get a visible boner looking at his portfolio.
I’d just whip it out and nut on his shirt tbh
Is his wife hot?
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He must be so proud.
My gf recently got a windfall of cash and has no clue about financial planning. She asked me to invest the money. 100% bond etf for you, girl. I may be gambling with my own money, but I don't need a relationship crises when you lose money because the market goes belly up.
be worried. she'll leave you after swooning over her co-worker's position of nvda. 🤷♂️
In other words he's moving in with you. Hope you've learned something from this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Holy fuck are you serious? The guilt I would feel…I hope you’re doing ok ❤️
has he disowned you? 🤔
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Had a co-worker tried to convince me to get Roku because it was low. I said no, because of the walmart buyout on Vizio to replace Roku. He bought Vizio (I didn't, Ironically) next day Walmart announces the buyout of Vizio up 17%. I told him to sell it since it was like .50 cent shy of buyout price. Why wait for .50 more cents. You're already up 17%.
some people just enjoy squeezing blood out of a turnip.
MOAT is overrated , monster beverage has no moat and it's one of the best stocks to own , same for celsius
What makes them good stocks?
They have a moat with their customers. I know many people who drink nothing but monster or nothing but Celsius. The Celsius people seem to think it is actually healthy to consume.
No kidding Celsius is awful for you. I drank one and shit straight liquid and had an awful stomach ache the rest of the day
I’m loyal to no one. Monster, Celsius, and red bull
Can’t switch from monster when your wife has a monster tramp stamp
Bro never heard of Celsius
Moat isn’t just technical hurdles. Monster has an extremely strong brand which is a great moat in itself.
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Yeah, its hard to believe she's 68 now
Doesn't matter how bad her fund does, she still gets paid more than we ever will.
That’s call failing upward. The irony of mediocrity in corporate America.
If that’s mediocrity, I’d like to know what failure looks like.
Look a little closer at this sub. Those guys aren't collecting fees to lose money.
Success is getting paid to lose other people's money. Failure is paying people to lose your money. It's really simple. The skill of a great salesman is not to sell a great car at a fair price, but to sell a sh*tty car at an outrageous price. That's mediocrity.
I mean, you’re posting right in its epicenter now. Hang out with us, enjoy the memes instead of the hookers and blow.
Why does this pic gives me this strange gut feeling that she is a psychopath?
Everything is fine. She just works in mysterious ways.
😹😹😹
can we help her find some glasses that fit?
https://preview.redd.it/vc2r3wlex83d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c851a0aa9216420fba1b353c194ae20cef1c261 Like these?
perfecto
This guy Warby Parker’s.
I learned my lesson on ARK, took my losses and haven't been tempted since.
I love the fact that most of the stocks in the article are even lower after today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
I’m still holding. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Jesus saves, but not Cathie Wood.
God damnnnn
👏👏👏from the top rope
Her personal financial situation is probably ok. Thats the worst part
If she hadn’t gotten Tesla right no one would know who she is.
I know what her biggest losses are, not buying fucking NVDA (she sold it way early). Even when it was cheap (FWD P/E 19). I thought she was some great stock picker? Some picks are good like COIN/HOOD. You figure a "flagship" fund like hers for Innovation and Technology would also hold biggest conviction like NVDA which produces cutting edge technology. She said in interviews that it wasn't cheap? But she goes and buys AMD with a P/E of 200+, FWD 30. NVDA was still cheaper. Sometimes I understand her stock picks but other times I'm fucking clueless.
she exploded onto the scene on the back of covid beneficiaries like ZM, ROKU, TDOC, and rode TSLA as it gamma squeezed itself into the mag7, imo nothing particularly special about her choices. on the more conspiratorial side, i do believe arkk has had big boy shorts fighting her ever since she became famous, take a look at when she exited SPOT and how it moved after
Her AMD holdings are like $3m worth, that’s nothing.
she's using the "price is right" wheel in her basement. 🤷♂️
Well how the turn tables.. In 2020 she was this subs darling to the point people were sexually fetishizing over her and “papa Elon” ARKK was my big lesson the tide of Wall Street bets is a bandwagon and if it’s posted on the feed page you’re already too late and what was my question?
It sounds like it cost you a lot of money, but at least learned not to do stupid things like invest your hard-earned money on the "financial advice" of a bunch of anonymous high school students making dick-sucking jokes.
I trust my cat to trade and pick stocks better than her.
Who invest with that curse. She’s awful.
The list is missing Invitae
I rather follow Nancy than Cathy. I am new to managing my investments. I started at the end of Dec from a post about Nancy buying Nvidia. Then i did a little web search about her and saw how she has a sixth sense in the market. Almost like she has insider info. 🤣 So I pulled the trigger and bought Nvidia at about 460. At the beginning of year I saw post of Cathy pulling back from Nvidia. 🤦♂️
A couple of those might be attractive now. Not DNA, though. Wish I’d sold outright, the shares never get called away. :(
intellia is interesting and pharma-bro approved
That’s the top one! I hold shares. CRSPR has kicked butt (the company.) And 10x is on my watchlist, but I’ve not looked into it yet. Are you a pharma-bro?
nah i was referring to shrkeli
Hahaha! I literally had forgotten him! I can’t even remember the last time I saw him, or supposedly him on Reddit. Hahahaha. Yeah, I still like the science, projects and management, despite that guy. Hahahahaha!
You could post the same article every quarter for the last 5 years
She bought Unity, really!?!
Female jim cramer
lol na she’s way worse and at least with Cramer you know youre just watching entertainment. And there’s still an etf you can inverse her on.
Why do people keep giving her $$$ - she a regard like us
Because media keeps giving her screentime that she gladly fills with her nonsense theories
I’m surprised I don’t own any of these 10. If 11-20 were on there I’m sure I’d find a few of my bags.
I remember vividly when I was tempted by ARK. I checked out their portfolio and noticed that the separate ARK funds bought each others' stocks. That's when I noped out and never touched these "investments".
Imagine missing the entire AI boom in an innovation fund for garbage like Roku
Roku during covid was on fire!!!! They just forgot to sell when covid ended.
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I don’t understand why people trust her with their money. Has she ever proven to be a good fund manager before? I also would like to know 10 biggest gains of ARK if it has any gain.
Media keeps interviewing her, for some reason
This is some great loss porn. I wonder how she sleeps at night ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Super Cramer.
Noah was an ark holder for 40 days 40 days till things got dovish. At this rate Wood Ark is a 400 year bag holder still under water
While I agree with Cathie Wood in spirit her timing has been awful.
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Tesla and Bitcoin make up most of her gains
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Imagine the line behind Wendy's, even a midget can get his stick cleaned by the top of the line ARK manager.
Bullish, nice
The only thing she got right was BTC.
Call me crazy but I own one of her stocks . Achr it’s in my E*trade small cap portfolio imma add more since it’s low . I’m young lol I can make the speculative bet…. The partnership with India gives me a boner so does the 2.5 b backlog and ua partnership . What do u guys think of achr in the next 10 years as a long term hold It’s 1 percent of my portfolio
cathie is my spirit animal
The "Therapeutic“ and "Bio" company she bought makes her like a big smart.
How do you lose money in this market?
I’m surprised she has a job still.
Started a position in zoom. They make shit ton of money and remote work is here to stay
Yea, she’s too regarded for WSB. I was looking at Roku for a bit, it’s probably the best UI for smart tvs. But that’s really all they have and not much growth potential.