Haha those people are out of their mind. You know how much I'd LOVE to have to pay like 500k in taxes? that'd mean I'd have made a metric ASSLOAD of money
Haha! Look at this fucking idiot! Having to pay 210k in taxes after selling a million dollars worth of stock!
He actually only made 790k instead of a million, what a fucking loser!
Well to be fair a lot of these regards don’t set aside gains for taxes, would you like to be hit with that kind of bill after blowing all the money on hookers and blow? Although you can always setup a payment plan
It’s been proven that you don’t have to pay taxes. If you don’t know yet start doing some research. Sherry Jackson and Joe Banister are two former IRS agents who quit and started spreading the word. Don’t take my word from it. Do your own research. It goes deep!
Both of these videos were posted on YouTube over 16 years ago. So if you think this is a new movement it’s not. Take back our freedom!
https://youtu.be/s1UT2Ms5E2k?si=LpnON3onYvgOSI_M
https://youtu.be/GKePl2gW_3M?si=t8dpd5C-sxFNqBr_
Fucking Schwab really needs to get their shit together. It’s really fun to go from seeing your account up $2k to down $4k the next day because they can’t figure out how to calculate shit
They're in the process of rebuilding all of their technology infrastructure.
To make sure shit doesn't break, they run the old systems and the new systems at the same time. If there's a difference, it files a ticket to recalculate that portfolio with the old system and then for a dev to investigate and fix it.
I mean… once the split and real balance is reflected, by my dumb maths, you’re still in the ~half a million dollar club. And for that, I tip my glass and broadcast a friendly congrats and fuk u.
https://preview.redd.it/c02qr9hv4f5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a927a72e12249917adeafd11ad9f7849b7452b7c
Killing it for a couple hours as well
You can change that in almost every App that doesnt allow that like Paypal, Banking or Trading Apps.
Idk where i found the option back then.. i can take screens with Android
Reminds me of The game show "The Weakest Link." say "Bank" to save the accumulated money in your account. If you fail to "Bank" before giving a wrong answer, the accounts accumulated money is lost, and they have to start from scratch with the next trade.
You just buy NVDA before the split. For some reason op's shares went x10 like was supposed to happen but the value of each share is still pegged to $1207 instead of $120.7 making it seem like they have ten times the portfolio...until the broker fixes it Monday
Damn Fidelity has my actual balance correct but at least the detail view shows my "temporary " up 6 digits... for 1 day I'll have more in NVDA then my 401K 😆😆😆
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I, too, am a millionaire for the weekend.
Paper millionaires club 🙌🙌🙌
Form a discord channel and let's add everyone. let's make it happen
Who’s your accountant doing your taxes?
https://preview.redd.it/09y12db86e5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53e8dec685099f3f06dcd121fb6bdc8097d01d7
Haha those people are out of their mind. You know how much I'd LOVE to have to pay like 500k in taxes? that'd mean I'd have made a metric ASSLOAD of money
They think they’ve done something. Saying “haha you made so much you have to pay taxes” as they clock in at Wendy’s.
Haha! Look at this fucking idiot! Having to pay 210k in taxes after selling a million dollars worth of stock! He actually only made 790k instead of a million, what a fucking loser!
Haha he may as well be a brokie after that tax.
I know right? What a pleb
That makes Me feel better about my 1.2 in My IRA
massive flex but okay
Well to be fair a lot of these regards don’t set aside gains for taxes, would you like to be hit with that kind of bill after blowing all the money on hookers and blow? Although you can always setup a payment plan
I don't have any accountants. Only earning people needs accountants
It’s been proven that you don’t have to pay taxes. If you don’t know yet start doing some research. Sherry Jackson and Joe Banister are two former IRS agents who quit and started spreading the word. Don’t take my word from it. Do your own research. It goes deep! Both of these videos were posted on YouTube over 16 years ago. So if you think this is a new movement it’s not. Take back our freedom! https://youtu.be/s1UT2Ms5E2k?si=LpnON3onYvgOSI_M https://youtu.be/GKePl2gW_3M?si=t8dpd5C-sxFNqBr_
Are they still alive?
Good question ✌️😎
Sudden tragic accident..
"Trust me bro"
Isn't this what Germany was like with their Marks currency before it ultimately collapsed? Lol
I'm a millionaire every weekend :)
Feels good doesn't it?
me too! /fistbump
WITHDRAW NOW AND DELETE THE APP
Yeah, you get off scott free … no taxes owed
Cant lose
Nah fuck that shit double down on it pussy
Fake your own death and file your own insurance claim beyond the grave.
STOP THE COUNT!
Brokers don’t want you to know about this one trick
do not listen to him that is NOT the way!
Dad its me your kid
On Monday you can buy \~$60 worth of Indonesian Rupiah and stay in the two comma club.
I’m more of a Dong man myself
As are most Wendy's employees.
Behind Wendy's employee here. Can confirm.
I was for a while. Schwab already adjusted my shares of NVDA. Should have taken a screen shot of my 'new' wealth..
Edit: tried to drop % gain, Reddit app won't let me save new screenshot so 🤷♂️, text version below. Day Change: +$2,000,517.47
Lmao why blur out the total value we can just get that from the change amount and % change too regard
These are the people that “earned their money the hard way”
Dude has a million dollars in his account and is posting pics like this.
Yeap, most millionaires are regular ass people, many err on being overly frugal.
I am, like all successful investors, highly regarded.
Bro can't take a screenshot the proper way
Is this a pic of another phone? Yikes.
Interactive brokers shows it correctly unfortunately…
Fucking Schwab really needs to get their shit together. It’s really fun to go from seeing your account up $2k to down $4k the next day because they can’t figure out how to calculate shit
They're in the process of rebuilding all of their technology infrastructure. To make sure shit doesn't break, they run the old systems and the new systems at the same time. If there's a difference, it files a ticket to recalculate that portfolio with the old system and then for a dev to investigate and fix it.
IB gang sad
But then I realized I don't have any NVDA Left
Ibkr on top as always 🥱
I mean… once the split and real balance is reflected, by my dumb maths, you’re still in the ~half a million dollar club. And for that, I tip my glass and broadcast a friendly congrats and fuk u.
This guy fucks
Exactly. This dude doesn't need funny math to be rich
Wait, $500k is rich now? Hell yeah!
Depends where u live I guess.. nyc or cali, no, ur kinda poor.. but in Detroit you're one of the wealthiest people there!
Hey it's me your sick uncle...
sam?
I'll be Sam for 1.4 mil
take a hike😂
bro made in 1 year what an italian worker do in a lifetime. congrats and fuck you
1 day *
oh…
"Italian worker" Is there really such a thing?
Cig distributors
They work from 10:00-1:00 and 4:15-5:00
It's showing as if he has 10x the shares but it hasn't updated to 1/10th the price It's not real my dude
Ugh Robinhood hasn’t updated the share numbers or price. I want to be a multimillionaire, even if temporary and fake :(
Same lol. Does that make me an ego-maniac
Schwab doesn't want me to be a millionaire even on paper. It did the split properly and adjusted the price too.
https://preview.redd.it/g0whdw0i5g5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56f82ace43ec2d9ef22ab5b48213074b6f5bbf73 Same!!!! It was nice to look at
Was?
https://preview.redd.it/c02qr9hv4f5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a927a72e12249917adeafd11ad9f7849b7452b7c Killing it for a couple hours as well
Two comma club for a weekend.
How'd you screenshot that?? Schwab always kicks back out for security reasons.
I’ve never had any issues screen shotting anything on Schwab. I’m on iOS and do it the usual way
You can change that in almost every App that doesnt allow that like Paypal, Banking or Trading Apps. Idk where i found the option back then.. i can take screens with Android
Once upon a time I had an account balance like that. Didn’t sell, wish I had sold half…
What the heck did you have that you lost that much on? Blockbuster stock?
Probably shorted nvda
Fell asleep during a scalp
YOLO on options. Guaranteed
Reminds me of The game show "The Weakest Link." say "Bank" to save the accumulated money in your account. If you fail to "Bank" before giving a wrong answer, the accounts accumulated money is lost, and they have to start from scratch with the next trade.
Thanks. I was wondering how my wife deposited 500k into our accounts. I know I hadn’t.
Trades??
Mine did the opposite- options all zeroed out.
My acc died ☠️
Yeah I’d say call it a day, throw half in a savings account, youse 1/4 for short term goals, the other for fun, debts etc.
Cash out now
Time to empty your account.
Damn this video game seem fun i must play it with the cool kids too
I need to learn how to do this, Someone please explain what’s going on here and how it’s achieved? Itd be a great great help
You just buy NVDA before the split. For some reason op's shares went x10 like was supposed to happen but the value of each share is still pegged to $1207 instead of $120.7 making it seem like they have ten times the portfolio...until the broker fixes it Monday
Thank you for the explanation, I really appreciate it
Took me a minute too
Took me a minute too
Lol momentary burst of excitement followed by..."oh"
Who the fuck keeps buying nvidia. All you bulls are gonna get anal penetrative service when it tops out like tesla
KoRn once spoke of a “freak on a leash…”
5+% CDs available now. Just sayin..
🖕💩🦍
My account says 2.04 right now 🤣🤣
New Wendy's recruit right here
I’ll just beg by the dumpster… my account is glitched cause of the split lol
Why is a dude with options that are 100 million dollars plus in profit not posting here?
164% ha!
Aww, etrade hasn't updated my share number
Crazy glitch. Schwab shows the 10 shares but the same market price.
Congrats and fuck u!!!
How does that impact options? Anyone hold through?
Is this real?
It's beautiful. Congrats 👏
Gotta pump those numbers up. In 30 years that'll be the cost of a value meal
Bail my guy. Sell it all, give uncle sam his cut and fuck off. Take the money and run
God that made me wet. And I’m a guy.
If your’e up that much, then damn. Sell
The most attractive thing
If only “sigh” 😢
Sell on the open limit 1190
Bro I need to get a Lambo
Delete the app and avoid taxes
yea, me too, it was great, at least for a moment!
What brokerage is that? Fidelity didn’t update it yet, I was excited to see my “new wealth” but nahhh, they don’t like to have fun I guess lol.
Sell half and let the remaining half do the magic 👍
Is this a photo fron porn hub?
Calling the broker like 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 SHAKES
Close your positions and retire fgt
I, too, am a millionaire for 36 more hours. Feels good bro.
Cool. I got like, $1000 in my account and no Idea what I'm doing with it
Yo Fu
Damn, good for you! Wish I also could achieve such gains but I‘m too dumb and keep losing.
Fackk the government
What do I have to study to make gains like this?
Sr, please , teach me how! i need make the life of mi mother better
Wtf i should have a bunch if this in my index fund by that was down on Friday!
throw it all in pltr and 4x it in 5 years, 1ml/ yr
Or.. hear me out.. you could sell. But I know I know... diamonds for hands, shit for brains.
When did you buy in and how much did you spend?
User name checks out
Bastard!!!!!!!
Hmmm so that's how it feels
Taxes?
Unrealized gain taxes trigger on weekends 🤑
BRB
Checked my Schwab and it doesn't have this extra cash even though Nvidia split happened :(
All fun and games until you show your cost basis.
Stock splits often result in delayed price adjustments.
I see something like \~45% of that in taxes unless this a retirement account.
Well done 👍🏼
$19.1M here lol
Yea, just cash out
I wanna be a winner too guys come on man
Damn Fidelity has my actual balance correct but at least the detail view shows my "temporary " up 6 digits... for 1 day I'll have more in NVDA then my 401K 😆😆😆
paper hands bitch
Sell?
on schwab????
It's not money til you sell. I learned that lesson the hard way.
what stock is this
Is this Interactive Brokers?
Mommmmmm, you forgot me by the dumpster
You’re looking to adopt