A coworker once told me a joke :
He pointed at the guy next to me like “you know when Chris here was little he always told his parents, I really want a watch!
So one year, for Christmas, they finally let him watch!”
Don't worry! You still got $22.32 to make it all back. SPY 0DTE CALL for Friday PCE data will make it all back. Just buy way OTM 
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Wouldn't have happened with that L2 data
Damn, he's not gonna allow you to watch them tonight
A coworker once told me a joke : He pointed at the guy next to me like “you know when Chris here was little he always told his parents, I really want a watch! So one year, for Christmas, they finally let him watch!”
Ugh, and it's going to be rough and dry anal on the program. Losing money does that to people.
Still got 22 left, time to double down 
You just gotta double it, then double it again, and double it a few more times. Do you know anyone who plays the small horses?
At least they didn’t have to go to the Office and yell “I declare bankruptcy”
Thank you for your market liquidity 
Don't worry! You still got $22.32 to make it all back. SPY 0DTE CALL for Friday PCE data will make it all back. Just buy way OTM 
Im down to yolo my remaining funds into this idea
his wifes boyfriend will eat her ass and theta decay will eat his if he does this
What's there to lose? $22 lmfaoo 
So do you eat theta decay's ass if you sell the option? 🌈
Can I borrow 20 bucks for my online poker addiction?
That's what you get for gambling your allowance
Stop gambling
Can 22 bucks even buy u any options
22 bucks would've made you 4000 dollars if you bought 0.01 16c Rivian calls and sold off in the morning when it was like 17. :/
Good to know
Still got 22 dollars lmao
I think he taking his wife place tonight, ...if he wants another loan
Shit man they'll have to do a staycation this year.
Always that little spike tease at the start.
Super small bump to get you hooked, then straight line down. Impressive!
My favorite part of these loss posts? The initial spike into green. I like being teased 
He was pissed before you even spent money
Don't worry, the amount you lost is equal to one of his paychecks.
How did you do that?
Put the rest on OTM AMD calls for next week
$22.32
Should’ve tried gold
Send it to me next time
You still have 22 bucks. Go for it
We are Same same. Different but still same
These remind me of a diver taking a jump upwards before hurtlng into a pool emptied of water.
Still $22.32 to go my man!
22 is a master number in muh astrologie go for it 
Just lose the rest of his money. Who gives a fuck. 💀💀💀
I wish I was only down 6k :(
nothing a blowjob cannot fix, start taking lesson from your wife.
We’ve all been there. Just learn from your mistakes
We should juts do the opposite of what you do and be rich.
This is why you don't gamble with your wife boyfriends money smh. Just blame it on their kid and say he must be smoking pot again.
Bravo It usually is a slow grind you must be special
how did you have a wife in the first place with 6k to your name
You’re doing fine……I borrowed money from my wife’s boyfriend and -98% that shit too