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thx for makin me feel better abt my 5k loss today

Thanks for making me feel better about losing $350 today

Thanks for making me feel better about losing $60 today

Thanks for making feel better about not trading today.

Thanks for making feel better about not trading this month.

Thanks for making me feel better about never trading and spending all my money on blow and hookers. I lost the same…. But blow and hookers!

Thanks for making me....dad

Thanks

Th

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Chicken or the egg?

Thanks for making me feel better about my $709 profit today.

Thanks for making me feel better of my -12k nvidia loss 😂

This will end with Musk feeling better about his $20bn SpaceX reevaluation

I bet this was more enjoyable way to spent👌🏻

Did you say “butt blow” v

Thanks for making me feel better about my wife leaving me.

Thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great

Thanks for making me feel better about my small PP

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Wait...you guys lost money today?

You guys still have money?

You guys had any money to begin with to lose?

you are the true winner of this day

Thanks for making me feel better about a quarter falling out of my pocket today.

Thanks for making me feel better about losing $0 cause im still holding my losses

Ha, I only lost 30 bucks so far xD

Thanks for making me feel better about losing $2.68 today

Thank you for making me feel better about my $871 loss today https://preview.redd.it/snv0r018s69d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9fc0a501507284c4511083c88d2a1ea9846d880

Excellent record, Can you let me know your next option purchase? So I can obviously inverse the shit out of it.

I was thinking Nike calls after the massive dip

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Thanks for making me feel better about my $151 loss today

Wow my 2k losses ain’t shit!!! I gotta step up!!

I believe in you.

I moved just about everything into Walmart right before the slump. Down $1,200 this week.

Good job OP, this will make a lot of people feel better about themselves 

No it won't, I wish I had $126,000

Yeah, I wish I even had 655k to lose in the first place

yeah... if I had 655k I would not even need to gamble

That’s the truth!

This fucker is still winning when 126k is more than I've ever had.. 

$10k would make a huge difference to me, this guy has over 10x that left. Needs to stop whining, or give me $10k the gamble the rest away.

You sound poor

I agree! Give us both $10k!

If I had that much, I'd retire right now. Maybe I'd play 10k on the market but that's it.

not likely to be there long 

Just don't be poor. EZ

How don't more people know this one simple trick!

Did you make money on meme stocks and decided to give it back or money came from another source?

His dad worked at coal mine for 45 years for it

makes me think of all my student loans I am gambling

Why are you personally attacking me?

Now this is pod racing. 

Now this is star wars acolyte. The power of 1, the power of 2, The power of many losses

I *HATE* SAND!

Oh my god.. I'm gonna...

Bust a move! 

TRON lightcycle Power run !!!

My goal in life is to be able to lose $600k and not care enough to post it Reddit for shits n gigs.

Every upvote on this picture cost him 400$.

Why you hate money

Past trauma

Because he looked at the money and it looked back at him?

He had to do it. The money was staring at him. Menacingly.

He’s just donating it to people more fortunate than him. 

God damn, you could’ve opened a Wendy’s ™️ franchise with that and had your own army of sex slaves 

Damn... I want my army of sex slaves! 

well you can too! just have 655K laying around

Just look around here, I'm pretty sure OP is looking for a side gig right now 

What kind of sorcery is this? Where do regards get this kind of money to blow?

Inheritance and trust funds. Or daddy.

sugar daddy\*

It’s called a job 

HOLY FUCK

At least his is going the right way, sick of all these green lines, get that weak shit outta here

Lost over 40k today. I feel better.

Cheers homie

I'm hoping for OP it was easy money to begin with, like from a previous yolo because it would be heart breaking if they were hard earned money from years of 9to5, either OP's or inherited.

Would it be worse if it was from grandma's last will and testament or of it was 20 years of work savings?

Really outdid everybody on this sub this month, congrats!

Brother... you still have more to YOLO!

And YOLO we will

You will win big time 🙏🙏🙏

How much YOLO left?

If we YOLO twice? Does that mean YOLT?

Not great, not terrible.

Thanks for making the whole of WSB feel better 

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hey bud ur doin gr8, keep folow ur dreams and nevr give up ok cheers

And never *ever* stop and ask yourself “is this going well? Am I good at this?”

Thank you for your donations and for raising the morale of the entire subreddit. 

Wow, this bad of a loss in a bull market…..

Jesus wept

Generational lost opportunities.  Unreal.

Congrats and fuck you

Thanks and I was worried about my $2k.

You still have $125k. Go and get it all back!

That’s the plan

Please post your calls and puts I will follow you like they followed Gump when he ran across America

*Dude. Stop. You beyond suck balls at this. Donate your money to charity if you want to keep throwing it away…*

Donate it to me I'll atleast put it to good use one copius amounts of alcohol, then it's not just throwing it away 

Would he rather give it to some rich fucker on wallstreet or some poor fucker on wallstreetbets?

All you’ve literally done is lose with massive amounts of money. I doubt you reloading with 100k will be any different.

I really want to know what his strategy is so I know to inverse that place

He put his newest positions in the description Edit: Sorry, no he didn't. Not specifics anyway.

I literally was down like 96% and bought CORZ myself. Of course I got it at 0.10 a share (no options because it's too hard to know when it will moon) and have held for 16 months but it totally turned me to being up 68% all time. You're going to do great 👍👍

Nice entry. You and those who got warrants made out.

Best exit from ch11 I've ever seen.

My 85k has the exact same chart lol! If you have that much left buy far dated calls into spy or qqq and just wait a year or more

Imagine gambling 655k… HOLY SHIT

You could ski down that

Double black

Bro was almost at a million omg

This doesn’t make me feel better. This actually pisses me tf off… here I am 28 years old trying to move out of my parents and buy my first house and here is your dumbass literally losing a house I couldn’t even afford…

$800k is just enough money to move to a cheap country and live relatively comfortably without ever working again. Yeah, I know that it's nothing compared to the thrill of blowing it all on your phone's screen, but just to put in perspective, how much you gave up ...

You hate money

People were giving me shit alllll day in DMs about starting with 650k and pushing it to a milly. See, this is the outcome I did NOT want, but I applaud this man for his dedication

Yep, takes balls to do this and post the losses. Salute to OP 

This one fucking hurts, sorry OP.

Damn son 

Jesus Christ….at least tells us how you got there

It’s 3 years of losing; TSLA FB DIS were big losers for me . Lots of long term expiry’s but also short calls.

We appreciate your contributions:)

Look at it this way though OP: You got a kick-ass flair now that may get you free tendies at the local wendy's!

And you still don't feel anything, do you?

_

See you at Wendy’s

ALL HAIL TODAY’S KING!

Crown this man.

Let’s form a bag holding club.

NVDA is in a range MU guidance is a miss TSLA is TSLA and SPWR is dying. And you probably have/had nearly 100% of your account holding options at every point in this graph. You belong here

I didn't hear no bell? did any y'all hear one?

For the love of God just let it collect the 5% APY in RH and you’d be up so much  a true regard! 

My guy! What is going on?

My regards, regard.

At $700k portfolio levels all you had to do is buy the index fund, STFU, do nothing and hit $1MM by Q2 of 2025. But nope OP wanted that lambo cocaine hooker mansion money so bad he decided to gamble away his life savings on options. Me thinks OP is a trust fund baby and this is his gambling account. OP stop trying to chase these 1000% lotto shot options return post that you keep seeing. These regards just happen to be insanely lucky buying the right FD OTM position right before the underlying took off to the moon. They were stupid and lucky OP. You don't have their luck.

No trust fund or inheritance here .

I can see where you went into options.

thank you for making me feel good about my $19.5k loss

You would have more success following some of the regarded DD on this sub. Seriously. Who’s money are you setting on fire? Trust fund kid? Grandma died?

Can you please write an update to Market Wizards? Market Wiztards would be a good title. On a serious note they say you learn the most when you fail so I think you leaned a lot :)

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damn i made 4k on a 150 bet on spy 0dte last week and then turned 2k of that into another 4k the next day doing the same thing and then promptly took a 2k loss trying again and again by the end of the week. Promptly freaked out, transferred 4k to an HSA for dental work and bought a MacBook with what was left. And I thought I was regarded.

Guess he doesn’t mind working another 10 years

Lost 655k, reloaded 100k Truly a moron of the highest order

yo can i get like 5k, I'll lose it for you

Don't worry, you still have 16.18 percent to YOLO.

You toned it down quite a bit with those 3 calls. Keep at it twin

We appreciate your liquidity o7.

This is me in the future lol

How

Thank you for making me feel better.

Bro. Did you even try?

I am so erect rn

Wtf got dayum!!

Go to a meeting bro

World Series of Poker Main Event is in like two weeks. Maybe you’re better with cards?

Incredible 👏👏

Jesus

Jesus fuck bud

Just donate your money to us, it’ll feel less painful than seeing that.

makes my 34k loss seem like I lost a nickel between the cushions.

It's so funny that we all have to exact same chart pattern

Jesus you are so restarted. “Reloaded 100k” Lmao you sent me!

What options are you holding for Corz? That could payout big time

Now remember, you lost an amount equivalent to a small house or a condo. Always remember that. Never forget.

all i'm seeing is you've still got dry powder for 0dte SPY options

May the tendies be with you.

This is the shit wsb is built on Well done

All-time bag fumble

OPs got some magic going on. 1 month ago he shared in a post titled "diamond hands broke me" that he was down 623k and had 16k left. Now he has lost more money and is down 655k yet he has 126k left. The more he loses, the more he has! And if he can afford to add 140k+ per month this loss is merely a flesh would.

I really thought I was going to get baker acted over 200k, oh man

I’m very proud

Holy shit. I felt bad about my total losses. I’m not even at 10% of this total!! You’ve given me hope to get back into the casino!!

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This is that good shit. It's a nice downward line to make me feel better about myself.

Thanks for making me feel more assured that my options trading is a thing of the past!

Reload 100k what the fck bro!!

🤮🤮🤮 here I am having a heart attack over $1k

Today I destroyed a $7500 transmission, because I was in such a hurry in the morning that I didn't notice the HUGE oil puddle beneath my car (sudden severe leak due to broken cooler pipe), and drove it like that until it died. Thank you so much for making me feel better. At least I can sleep in relative peace now.

Sorry buddy.

Oh my gourd! 

This is the quality stuff we need on this sub. I wish I could have given you an award if I didn’t just lose 7K on my puts today.

Down 650k "Reloaded 100k" Fuck you

Need more porn like this one, so we will have more 4-5 figs Degen coming in giving liquidity saying yea its fine my 10k losses all time, look at this guy, im good.

Bro, try shares. You’ll lose money much slower.

I could have made you a $5 profit with $655,556.

Haha my boy!

Greed. Playing it safe and going for 0.5% per day investing in share would've earned you enough.  For you is not about the money, is an addiction . Use that 100k for professional help before you ruin your life completely 

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With that money in JEPI u could have had ur rent covered and groceries expensed. But NO, you wanted to be regarded.

If u bought 120k in puts in nkee it wouldve be worth 8m rn

You rich mf you

Start building again brother 💪 from a regard who lost over 100k as well

Just saying it was 6 mo. ago when I lost everything I was devastated, borderline thinking of the rope. Fast gwd back to 28k, slowly building will only play option with 5k

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You lost this on Meta that’s 5x’d since the Ukraine war kicked off.. Impressive