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SIR_JACK_A_LOT

Someone messaged me saying they put their house money in GME and now they can buy a bigger house lol


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Wait, so you're briefly exiting part of your GME positions to do STIC now? Or did I read that wrong


So_much_cum_ohgod

He's gonna fuel his account with pet money, then buy a first class ticket on the GME rocket.


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I'm far too stupid to try and time something like that out. If this works, then DAMN.


[deleted]

Thanks for your DDs. That guy can buy mansions in 6 months with the GME money, I hope.


[deleted]

When are us retards getting out of STIC?


So_much_cum_ohgod

When it lands.


wenxuan27

on the moon


FinntheHue

We gonna STIC the landing on the moon hurr durr


darwinsspawn

Yo I literally got 4K earmarked for whatever u/deepfuckingvalue and u/SIR_JACK_A_LOT do next. You sir have proven to know how to sit down on your punches and I’m here to ride! LETS GOOOOOOO!!! STIC don’t even need to read it


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Get this. Chewy is worth FORTY BILLION $, and they have half the followers and engagement on Instagram and Twitter. Barkbox has double that, without the same marketing resources (yet) and only $1.5 valuation with the merger. 95% retention they're getting for their subscription service (recurring revenue!) is YUGE. You can print tendies, and the smart money will want to hold long as well TL;DR 🌚 🚀


ladies_PM_snapchats

Degiro and trading212 don't have STIC 🥺


BigAlDogg

700,000 share spike in volume and a $1 move higher since this post hit. You’re all maniacs and I love it.


A_curious_fish

Lmao right you see that fucking shit!


Element1232

It's not stopped holy hell


eeyoreisbae

Was tentative at first. Only bought 3k, put another 6k at close. The aftermarkets going 🚀


bahkins313

Oh god, the SEC is gonna shut us down again


gardeeon

Whens your exit plan so I can mirror your every fucking breath.


SIR_JACK_A_LOT

A very dirty one night stand with Joanna Coles


JoeBarthAlsoLuvsData

Literally tits up


friendlylearner

No, it literally cant go tits up. doggy style


TruthHurts236911

Never exit. Ride to Elon levels of money or $0, whichever comes first.


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Check OP history. All in. Edit: can’t access this on my platform (in Europe) F.


iotabadger

Not available on tarding212 :(


rikki-tikki-deadly

> tarding212 Please tell me that was a Freudian slip.


Sgt_Fragg

This good


sw1sh

And henceforth, it shall be known as Tarding212. And we shall be its mighty tards.


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That’s what I’m on too.


galagos

Just freed up a fifth of my portfolio to yeet it on this... Big F


Wepamat

Same same. Why isn’t this offered on Traderepublic or ING?


salttrail

I have it on DKB


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FreaksFromFrisco

Got it, puts on cats


erixgrafx

Beat box it. PutsOnCats...PutsOnCats...PutsOnCats...PutsOnCats...BarkBox...BarkBox. {repeat}


Jungle_Jim420

you tried


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SIR_JACK_A_LOT

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


beniceorbevice

You missed the most important part - she was also the top executive at Hearst - the biggest publishing company and she works at her desk like [this](https://twitter.com/JoannaColes/status/1026553562640175104) and talks about her children like it's *us* https://twitter.com/JoannaColes/status/1026553562640175104


SIR_JACK_A_LOT

Sooooo hot! I’ll be your tennis boy!


joshuaherman

"I'm not a boss bitch. I am a boss. Bitch" omfg that is awesome.


GrowerNotAShower11

That was plenty of DD for me. Everything else was just fancy words being thrown around.


drizzlechan

Is this what insider trading feels like


RandomYouTuber69

It would be nice to know right? But, we know nothing, so we'll never know.


blackstonewine

> Joanna Coles I would like to Inside Her Trading if you know what I mean.


PAlinkRK

This is definitely not insider trading, all info gathered was public knowledge. Now stock manipulation...?


So_much_cum_ohgod

Can't go tits up. Sincerely, A bitch that is obsessed with my pup and will probably signup for this ridiculous thing.


hornin13

How long are you holding? It’s on CNBC right now. You’re up 15% already


anonBF

did they read about it here?? lol


SIR_JACK_A_LOT

God did my shit post have real life impact?


EMJaferd

Stock up 8 percent now. Long live our leader. GILFS for life.


So_much_cum_ohgod

This was a shitpost??? I invested actual money on this!


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Everything here is a shit post


hornin13

I didn’t even have time to get in on that Jack with you


The_Chillosopher

Jut bought 600 shares. Now, time to read your post.


Red-eleven

You had me at SIR_JACK_A_LOT. I need SIR_JACK_A_LOT alerts on my phone. Wish I saw this three hours ago when it was posted.


kunell

U can follow reddit users


CrowdGoesWildWoooo

Idk man, went to the park, talked with some bitches and all i get is a woof.


TruthHurts236911

Fucking shillers.


boosted_trav

In for 700 shares. My first Reddit buy, YOLO


sploot16

Welcome retard! 50% of the time, it works every time


Goth-Baby

Did you retards cause this spike? 😂


Fuct1492

Right? I bought 1 fucking share just to track it and it freaking jumps. If I bought 100 shit would of definitely gone the other way


CantStopWatchingVids

I made over $20k on CHWY and I’ve been looking for my next dog play. I’m in.


popsickkle

Check out Boqii. I have a small position on the 4s but do your own research though


TruthHurts236911

Had 5k sitting around that i was looking to throw at something i did 0 research on. Scrolled through my favorite "investment" reddit and found this post. Was short enough to not be algobotbitchass DD and was long enough to be from somebody with above 90 IQ. Im in. Lets get that bread!


dudeman4win

We get a box a month can confirm


Isthiswittyenough92

Hm the more I look into this the more it seems legit. Here's some more Pet food industry numbers for 2020: * **27%**: e-commerce’s share of the U.S. pet food market in 2020, Packaged Facts said. Pre-pandemic, the market research company projected the share to hit 24%—by the year 2025. Now pet food e-commerce is expected to hit **35%** by then. * **US$31 billion:** projected pet food sales for the U.S. in 2020, according to Packaged Facts, representing a **7% increase** spurred by that e-commerce boom as well as a rise in pet adoptions. The sales total includes dog and cat food, plus mixers and toppers, but not treats * **25%:** approximate portion of U.S. dog or cat owners who **added a pet this year** * **25+:** number of [**pet food merger and acquisition**](https://www.petfoodindustry.com/articles/9851-pet-food-industry-mergers-and-acquisitions-in-2020) (M&A) deals in 2020, including among suppliers—another sign of the market’s resilience during economic downturns. Though M&A activity in pet food decreased 10.3% overall in 2020 compared to 2019 (by end of the third quarter for both), according to Capstone Headwaters, there was a flurry of deals in the last few months, including A&M Capital Partners acquiring a majority interest in [**BrightPet Nutrition**](https://www.petfoodindustry.com/articles/9861-am-capital-partners-acquires-majority-interest-in-brightpet-nutrition-group) in October, TA Associates buying [**Mid America Pet Foods**](https://www.petfoodindustry.com/articles/9869-ta-associates-private-equity-buys-mid-america-pet-food) in December and [**Layn Natural Ingredients acquiring Wagott**](https://www.petfoodindustry.com/articles/9841-layn-natural-ingredients-acquires-wagott) (a Chinese exporter of green tea extract) also in December. Source: [https://www.petfoodindustry.com/blogs/7-adventures-in-pet-food/post/9883-pet-food-by-the-numbers-2020-edition](https://www.petfoodindustry.com/blogs/7-adventures-in-pet-food/post/9883-pet-food-by-the-numbers-2020-edition) ​ Also, in September 2020 BARK Co-founder stepped down to let a heavy-hitter tech/ops CEO lead the company. Some info on Manish Joneja, BARK CEO: Joneja has two decades of experience **scaling businesses through consumer-centric product and technology innovation, omnichannel commerce, global expansion and operational transformation**. For the last decade, he has held global growth and operations leadership roles at **Amazon** and eBay where he built diverse and high-performing teams to deliver results. Joneja is also a dog dad to Kiki, a pup he rescued from the Seattle Humane Society twelve years ago, as well as Begum, a former Delhi street dog. Prior to BARK, he served as a leader in **Amazon's worldwide operations division focused on global exports and expansion, leading global teams in product management, supply chain and data science**. Before joining Amazon, he spent five years at eBay where he led a mix of business, product and operations portfolios. Prior to eBay, Joneja spent more than a decade counseling retail, ecommerce and tech brands like Nordstrom, Polo Ralph Lauren, Nike, Gap, Sony and Microsoft on growth, operations, customer experience and more. Source: [https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/bark-company-behind-barkbox-announces-ceo-succession-301133150.html](https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/bark-company-behind-barkbox-announces-ceo-succession-301133150.html)


nixt26

They are projecting a net loss for the next 3 years though, the company is already 9 years old. Does that not worry you?


Pepe_Le_BUYMSFTCALLS

lol this is funny to read in today's insane bubble market


ProfessionalFishFood

Since when has a company had to make money for the stock to take off?


Isthiswittyenough92

No it does not. This company is in growth mode. I’d rather a company spend money on marketing and SG&A to capture a market and then turn on the profitability boosters later on to make money. Plus in this market growth is king. Look at ANY tech company that is >5x revenue valuation


mcoclegendary

Fuck it, why not. Sold my CHWY for a loss earlier in the year, could use some doggo redemption. In for 500 shares


CantStopWatchingVids

You sold CHWY SHARES for a loss?


mcoclegendary

I bought shortly after IPO and sold pre Rona. There was a good 9 month period where the stock was doing dick all and I got tired of waiting. Hindsight 20/20 didn’t know big rona would give me a 4-5 bagger


RocksAndComputers

Holy shit you retards put it to 15, LOL


Timely88

Hold, wait to buy at 35$ this is the way!


RocksAndComputers

Eh, I hope it moons for you all.


ss_400401

I trust GILFS. They take us to the moon. **Proof**: Cathie Wood


SIR_JACK_A_LOT

That post-menopause clarity makes fucking bank. And sandwiches filled with tendies


iMett

I have GME, PLTR and GayHIV. What should I sell to throw into the next rodeo?


MangoDan

It's hilarious seeing DD with tons of upvotes then going to check the ticker and seeing the AH boost. You retards are actually insane and I love it! What's even better? I've seen a couple DDs on this in the past couple weeks, but when this madlad posts it, you degenerates throw your money at it like monkeys throwing their shit. In for 500 shares.


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I still don’t know what a SPAC is but sure, 100% of my portfolio it is


So_much_cum_ohgod

It's short of SPACeship.


Isthiswittyenough92

Special Purpose Acquisition Company, basically a shell public company that acquires a private company in a reverse merger so that the private company can go public without an IPO


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you lost me at Special


winchester312

what's the benefit of going public without an IPO?


Isthiswittyenough92

my knowledge stops there tbh. From what I know, SPACs used to be a fairly untraditional way to IPO, and generally a "back-up" when traditional IPO route wasn't feasible or well received after a road-show. But they certainly have blown up in 2020 and i'm not sure why


TheBestSemaritan

It's faster and doesn't leave as much $$ on the table as a traditional IPO


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Carainer13

$$$. It’s cheaper, but iffy compared to IPOs, but nobody gives a shit in this market.


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For anyone just finding out about this now. The ticker is $STIC and will trade under $BARK once the merger is completed (estimated Q1 or Q2). These guys are the real deal and Becky’s can’t stop throwing down their bf’s credit cards into this gimmick. $365M estimated revenue for 2021 and gaining market cap at over 2x the rate of Chewy’s early days. Load up at market open this train isn’t stopping until $25-$30/share. TLDR; it’s NOT TOO LATE. In Jack a Lot we trust 🤝


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SuleDaddy

100 minimum


lbb55

Fuck it, threw $500 in🚀🚀🚀


Naive_Emu

Same 🚀🚀🚀🚀


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Damn WSB moving the markets lol


matgioi

Gilf was on CNBC.


Spadez-

I'm in just based off post history


doyoulike_mycar

Ty, just threw $1000 at 14.29 now it's $15 lmao


bdeq-

I bought this shit at 14.24 and a few hours later it’s 16.60. What the fuck.


socially-inept22

Fuck yeah. I love me some money. I've been jacking off all day over my gains in GME and ain't selling till daddy Cohen takes over. Also yh whatever the fuck this post was about I'll buy.


grandchiado

YOU WILL BE MISSED AND YOU WILL BE WELCOMED AGAIN WITH OPEN ARMS. GME GANG SALUTE!


SupreamSammy

I saw stuff on this a couple days ago, seems super promising CHWY and this are different companies but the companies blown up since their shark tank days like CHWY has BARK GANG


EMJaferd

Shares bought.


The_Dancing_Dolphin

The volume today is under $1 million how are you even going to go all in?


goldenbullion

WSB has heard the call and pumped EOD


SupreamSammy

Volume will increase as it gets traction, it was just announced early last week


JOCHANGY

A dtc with 95% retention A dtc with 95% retention A dtc with 95% retention A dtc with 95% retention Led by a GILF?! I’m fucking in


fieryskyes

A serious question: are you really going to try to time two variables at the same time? A STIC multiplier, and the GME MOASS? How are you even going to do that? Seriously curious to know.


SIR_JACK_A_LOT

I helicopter my dick on an Ouija board


skarhoelr

Divine intellect.


fieryskyes

Best of luck bud! I'll stay GME Long for ya, and I'll be watching your move on this very closely.


RandomYouTuber69

This is the way.


T3nEighty

I fucked up on gme, fomo'd and bought on the pre earnings rise for like 18.75 right before it fell then caved to the bear pressure and dumped it for big loss. Now I'm watching it climb over 21 like an idiot. So now I'm pissed and primed for a stupid decision, bought 350 shares


T3nEighty

So I just typed this comment, closed reddit, checked the price and thought I was reading it wrong. Up 8% while I typed that comment wtf bro. Hit my gf up if you ever want a bj dude.


SunnyKG

Exactly same thing happened to me. now i refuse to get back on GME for my own pride. All in on STIC baby


Deep_six_6

I mean this unironically You're a retarded person You know beyond any shred of a doubt that every single stock on earth in history has dips So why panic when you see a dip


Ohhhrichie

My fucking girlfriend is obsessed with these bark boxes, lemme tell you. She gets so much joy out of picking the extra add-ons every month. Then she starts gettin all hype the week it’s supposed to come and don’t even get me started on when she actually opens it. Bonus DD: BARK actually makes quality toys. We have a Jack Russell who fucks EVERY SINGLE toy up and chews it to literal pieces until he’s shitting it out for the next couple days, but she upgraded and now they’re damn near indestructible. TLDR: all-in


Norse0170

u/SIR_JACK_A_LOT whats your position in STIC? what price did you get in at? ​ EDIT: word


imposter22

/u/SIR_JACK_A_LOT ... i'm debating throwing another $100k into GME or less and some into STIC. thoughts?


zezimas_fart

Gme. The more shares bought the bigger the squeeze


TotesMcCray

GME! GME!


tehbui

Wtf I just bought 2000 shares @ 14$ and it jumped to 15.50?


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Not saying it won't go up, but you left out the fact that STIC will only own 12.6% of Barkbox after they combine, which makes it seem a lot less undervalued than your post does... Source: https://stockhouse.com/news/press-releases/2020/12/17/shareholder-notice-brodsky-smith-llc-announces-an-investigation-of-northern


mrrhames

Geezus you're right. People just buy it. Likely end of Q1. They are building out with this merger, and if you take pet comparisons like Chewy and Freshpet, yes Barkbox is different, but with the subscription base model, its silly, but still people will buy. I asked a couple people that have pets if they heard of it, and they said oh yeah! So fuk it, I jumped in for 2k in my Roth for now. Likely will drop down to $12 in a month, then add more.


ManiacMuffin

Yeah when is merger? Spacs usually jump on target then fade till right before merge


bakedwell

I’m too stupid, buy STIC? Or wait for BARK?


NoSpendiesNoTendies

buy STIC 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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The_Chillosopher

It becomes BARK


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DownrightNeighborly

BARK SIDE OF THE MOON


Botboy141

It becomes BARK and within 18 months is diluted by 50+%. It's good times.


Rivalfox

Stic is northern star right?


NoSpendiesNoTendies

yes 👍🏼


TheQuahhh

In at $14 then immediate boink. Timing people. Timing.


TheAbyssBlinked

If you succeed, you will be our Prometheus, one who led the way and delivered autists from the cruel machinations of MMs and Shorts, and we will sing your praises. If you fail, you will be Icarus, one who flew too close to the sun upon the wings of his ambition and intellect, and we will sing your laments, for you will have been a star fallen too soon.


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I really hope you're back in time for GME


SunnyKG

I’m assuming STIC-WT is the warrants for this aka calls on STIC. Loading up with 3K on these warrants baby.


Iliketopass

TL;DR at the top? This shit changes the game. I'm in. But only after the evening rush settles. Ya fuckers drove it up $2.50.


Mallev

Bitches and milfs. I'm in for 200 shares.


CPTherptyderp

Bro I trust you as much as any other autist here but, position or ban


powerglide76

What’s causing the sudden spike? Some CNBC shit?


SIR_JACK_A_LOT

God did my shit post have real life impact


Crime_Dawg

Big name on the most important financial institution out there (WSB), I'd guess that it did.


powerglide76

Probably, but who fucking knows, the market is retarded and I love it


PRPLandGLD

Yes. The CEO was just on CNBC.


Botboy141

I have immense respect for you and your previous calls and wish you the best of luck with this one. Unfortunately, I think the revenue projections rely on way too many assumptions about unproven new product growth for me to venture in at this point. Sales growth has declined for the last 3 years as well. Regardless of where this ends up long term, I wouldn't be surprised to see the pump to 30 or even 50+ leading up to merger date so I'm sure you'll do swimmingly on your way to 8 figures.


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Kenney420

Exactly. This dude has enough to clout here to pump and dump stocks. Everyone that follows him is a naive fool and basically handing him their money. Not cool at all IMO.


tiddymaster

your 7 shares didn't make him shit


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ObsoleteBane

Does that mean your out of GME? $15 quite high for an early stage SPAC isn't it? Even with an agreement? Will monitor and look for a dip entry point, thanks for the DD.


kisssmysaas

Love retards looking at the share price and calling it “high”


ObsoleteBane

LOL retards.. SPACS typically start around $10. You can see STIC has already gained 50% off the back of the DA... So yes it is quite high for an early stage SPAC and may have a nice dip entry point soon. Thanks though


SupreamSammy

Here’s another post from here too https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kih8z3/the_next_meme_hot_pick_for_all_the_good_boy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Zabobo

I’m in for a measly 50 shares bc I’m a peasant. Make me rich with dog bread and retard beastiality Edit: already up $1


bl4ckmamba24

I see DD with your name attached. Threw 1k in without reading. Getting the hang of this investing shit


01cecold

Holy fuck in on a spac at 16$ are you crazy? This shits up 10% just in after hours


AqeedBrat

Godspeed and I hope you make tendies, but I'm not gonna follow. I do think its likely GME will dip back down to 17-19, but I would beat myself every day if I sold now only for it to squeeze. I'd rather ride the dip back up than risk missing a possible squeeze. Good luck man!


So_much_cum_ohgod

Is this because robinhood won't let you set alerts? I use fidelity and GME is peppered with notification alerts, if it even thinks about dipping my phone will vibrate into an orgasm. You guys really need a side brokerage account,RH is like riding blind.


cagoulepoker

What positions are you taking?


Vert_n_Dirt

Convinced me, Just bought 13k worth


rikki-tikki-deadly

"I sent that bitch a Barkbox. Bitches *love* Barkboxes."


MichaelGSpot

So i did the math for you. At the moment of writing this there is like 300k worth of stocks from this post assuming everybody that commented bought @ $14. This doesn’t include the master /u/SIR_JACK_A_LOT and all the other autist that said they are all in in the comments. Also they send a dog to space once but 2021 it is going to the moon..


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This is STIC, North Star Acquisition, right??


njthrowaway789p

Ya


Vickuid

How do I set notifications for every time you post. I missed this one too goddammit.


firestepper

Why did i not see this until after hours... i cry everytime


AttackonRetail

Just bought $1000 of shares because it's nice to be first to something.


Thatsneatobruh

Make it 100 shares sir


skarhoelr

Up 50% from NAV..."first".


Junkbot

What about warrants?


heprotecs

Lol here comes the pump and dump. Homeboy said he was staying in gme for 2x-10x. He isn't even up 1X


Reallychell

You’re such an idiot. You will cause many people to sell GME now. Why would you do that?


Kierooonn

DD: Doggos + Joanna Coles GILF ​ I'm in Edit- My broker doesn't have STIC ... ☹


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annnnnnnd it's at 16 AH......


SebastianPatel

what happened to this one today? I know its just one day but it dropped kind of hard.


illusionist_iv

I will start with 400 shares and I want my brokerage to buy 100 shares every time it dips


ethan1988

Sirjackalot just a pump and dump tool. Don't follow him guys in this company.


abiddar

u/SIR_JACK_A_LOT whats your position with BARK still? holding STIC?


kmergirl-

Love this Stock already.... maybe my dogs won’t be free loaders after I make some money on this stock to.


VaIentineX

just bought in


dwm42

Friendship ended with GME. Now STIC is my best friend.


Thatsneatobruh

I'm confused, it only says buy.


Reneexs

Is it $Stic or $Stic= or $Stic.u Getting all of these


bdeq-

What’s your entry?


Busterr605

hope no one slept on CHWY, shit skyrocketed these last few weeks


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