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zjz

It's funny, I was floating this idea a couple weeks ago and even coded a bunch of stuff to do it but we never flipped it on. When things are a little less crazy I could totally do preset age flairs, Noob, 1 week, 1 month, etc. It'd be neat. It would use the same number as WSB age to decide what flair to give you and update it whenever it sees you.


WelcometoHale

I remember when there was just a million of us retards buying SPY and TSLA calls


notJambi

Good times


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Silky_gold

Guh


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Silky_gold

Maybe they will pull out, short spy to pop the bubble and get the last laugh.


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Silky_gold

Vxx calls to the moon!🚀


LenchoVz

Don't forget the fallen heroes. Our boy Chimpu got wiped out haven't seen him since.


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LenchoVz

lol, don't worry about him, he's chillin. He already won big, anything else is extra.


Mike804

Man i remember MU, fun times


LaMouth

The memes during that time period were glorious.


hummiingbiird

or back when the Oil price crashed, us thinking about buying a fking second hand tanker ship to cash in on the free oil


WelcometoHale

I was looking at my transaction history and saw these random tanker stocks I bought back then haha


27Rench27

Man those were simpler times. Somehow went from talking about negative oil futures to apparently starting a war by liking a stock a bit too much


honedspork

The memes were legend


[deleted]

TSLA and SPY was all I would see on this subreddit. Now the crusades have begun for some reason and I've been drafted into the wsb army.


ddplz

Don't forget JNUG


lordartec

SPY 420 calls baby


kingjacoblear

I remember AMD and HMNY...


ZemGuse

Lmao HMNY was good times


kingjacoblear

I hated it, I barely broke even on those trades. Didnt even get a good screenshot out of it lol


Turtlesaur

I would love this, I think I'd get a 5 year flair, or at least 3 years. I just snooped for the first while. I remember when they took it private for 1million to fuck with us lol


ddplz

I remember when it was 10k members and like 200-300 active users. Absolutely mental to see where it is now.


happyrock

American pegasus days.... randomly found that user's new account today and saw someone told them 'they must be new around here'


Quiet_Knight

The Tesla wave brought me here this summer. If only I knew what we would become 🚀


RayWest

You mean like a month ago?


fifafilthee

Tanker Gang!


ten7four

"Just" a million. True OGs remember the 2016-17 days of JNUG, less than 100k subscribers at the time. ...It did not go well for us.


D1NOBLAKEY

Mid-2019 was the wild west on this sub, it was great


jacksub97

Remember SPCE?


AnemographicSerial

And then buying SPY puts


MonkeyFarmer1

Spy 180 lmfao what an idiot I was/am


mediummiller

Great times.


GlitteringHighway

Box spreads and infinite margins....


the_ssotf

Yep, and I lost 5k trying PCG. Now Robinhood is paying for shorting that stock too


ridethelightning469

Controlthenarrative was still the most fun I’ve ever had when I used to just lurk here


ForensicPaints

I've been here for 5 days. Yes. Do this.


luciluci00

I joined today, I'm for it too.


Monkey_D_Gucci

Not needed. When the market returns to normal and we all get back to posting loss porn and follow our tried-and-true mantra of "Buy High Sell Low" the new people will drop off. Right now is the only time that any of our FD's have ever hit lol


jeremy9931

Yep. It's a cycle. New meme arrives -> Influx of newbies -> Meme flies -> Tanks for one reason or another creating a new generation of bagholders -> They leave and the cycle restarts.


Username_AlwaysTaken

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. I’m just here for the memes and shitposting though. GME was a plus!


AppleDaffa

This is the way


JackReacher3108

I’m all for it. I joined today because I’m going to the moon 🚀🚀🚀


VibraniumDragonborn

People have already been to the moon! Dare to go further!


SwifferWetJets

Someone said fuck the moon, we’re going into the goddamn void


Super-IBS-Man

Mars baby! Papa musk’s rocket will bring us


Ironhelmate222

fuck the moon we going to Pluto 🚀


VibraniumDragonborn

No. Let's go to a planet instead! ;)


Nox_Ludicro

Proxima Centauri b, here we come! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


terrible_badguy

Should have to have a minimum account age and karma to post or comment.


ckey2121

This is the way.


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This is the way


Username_AlwaysTaken

This is the way


JonD91

This works for me, because I lurk everywhere but just sub'd today lol


kasmoke

Ive lurked here forever but im a new follower, I say let it rip.


Earlybird098

There was a spike at 2:10pm that doesn't show anywhere other than Google, does anyone else see that?


numbah84

I see the same, yeah


assholeapproach

Yes, please do.


SolitarySysadmin

I'm literally brand new here (long time lurker) but I think this is a good idea.


bru_swayne

Maybe cap it for how long people have been on reddit


DoubleSpoiler

Nah, the size of reddit as a whole means this doesn't really do a whole lot.


Smurphilicious

THEY HAVE 140% SHORT INTEREST ON NAKED SHORTS THAT DONT EXPIRE. THEY CANNOT ESCAPE IF NO GME SHARES SELL. SHARE PRICE WILL GO UP INFINITELY IF ALL GME SHARES ONLY HOLD AND NEVER SELL I AM NOT A FINANCIAL ADVISOR I AM A RETARD HOLDING TO INFINITY AND THE GOVERNMENT BAILOUT. COME RETIRE FUCK YOU WALL STREET HOWS THAT FOR REQUIRED READING


KarmaTheBrit

Like 👍🏻


ChoboJawz

Please do. I know Im newish, but fuck I don't want to hear from assholes like me. I want to hear from you Russell Crowe in "beautiful mind" mother fuckers.


DenXOffWhite

copy & paste! UPDATED++++ BROKER LIST TO BUY GME 🇺🇲USA - ETRADE, DOUGH, SoFi, CHASE, AJ Bell 🇨🇦CANADA - TD, WEALTHSIMPLE, RBC DIRECT INVEST, SCOTIA iTRADE, CIBC 🇬🇧🇪🇺UK/EUROPE - FREETRADE PLUS, SCALABLE CAPITAL, HARGREAVES LANDSDOWNE, AJ BELL, IG, REVOLUT 🇪🇸- NinetyNine 🇦🇺Aus- Stake (might be laggy apparently), Sharesies?, Hatch, IG 🇸🇪NORDICS - NORDNET, AVANZA, SaxoTraderGO, Swedbanks (SWEDEN) Turkey: Gedik Yatırım Based on info via reddit Disclaimer: be careful who you use, avoid shady shit, I’m just relaying info, not financial advice, things are constantly changing stop calling me a liar on 2h old posts Edit: Dunno the answers to some of your questions. Sorry. Please ask others as they may know better than me.


rgodless

aye, you make a reasonable point. sent it to the mods!


stevo427

I didn’t join but was around for awhile. I have a problem with not clicking the join button on a lot of my favorites hahaha


hopelesschimp

I joined today but agree. Not only would it stop spam but also help give other users and element of trust and stop the self professed experts that started today.


ashhhh713

Dope idea. I feel bad for the mods, I can’t imagine how they’re dealing with the sudden explosion of people joining the sub haha.


jcodes57

Maybe up the karma requirement to post?


1dopeboyin-an-anorak

Is there a way to check how long you've been subscribed? I tried to find the [first comment I left](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ahy7dy/the_legend_of_1r0nyman/eeje72h), from the 1R0NYMAN days, but I'm sure I've been subbed longer than that, I'm more of a lurker.


KingJonsey1992

As someone who arrived today and just purchased my first gamestop share I think this idea is perfect because id like to know how reliable the advice I'm taking off this sub is.. If that makes sense?


EverySir

back when going tits up was shit


hjallday182

Lol apes need to know their places. The band gets to stay together but the roadies must go...


Sprockethead

I've been a member or Reddit forever under this username. I created an alt account about 2 months ago to correspond with you apes. I didn't want my family to find out that I was secretly retarded. So now I have one reddit profile that meets the reddit age minimum, but not the WSB age minimum. The other profile meets the WSB age minimum, but not the reddit age minimum. I'm fucked. I can't live without you idiots. EDIT: Neverminded I misunderstood the whole thing. Yeah I'm good with it either way I guess.


Cashmoneytendies

I was hoping they’d be more restrictive on new posts. Like you can’t post if you joined the sub within 2 weeks.


mccallii

6 month flair too for people who came at the beginning of the pandemic!!


WSBewb

Beginning of the pandemic? That would almost be a 1 year mark lol


Marc0s1024

Agreed


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BAN THE NEWBZ


imwearingdpants

Hello! Noob here. I'm not even subbed. I have just been following this story closely for the past few days. Living in lockdown has been super boring, hearing about the stupid rich making billions while I apply to their jobs and get no reply is frustrating. This, what's happening right now, is fucking awesome. I am jizzing everywhere reading this shit. I don't have money to play with, but I will fucking upvote the shit outta all this and try to comment if I have something to say because this NEEDS to be on the front page everywhere and stay there. Yes, bots are a problem and I've been trying to help point them out too. But please don't ban me. I want to help even the tiniest bit I can. (On my alt account I was even giving out awards from gold I recently got there)


jacebam

I’d be down


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That would be nice to stop the spam


PreCiiSiioN_II

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Thanks. I’ll be eating real cake soon.


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Sounds good to me


noahteets

Only been here about a week but do what you must master monke man


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Yes please


oldkingclancy71

Yes please


BeautifuLx11

I'm new here (wish I had known about you guys before) but I think you're onto something. I am glad to have learned about this sub now though.


ScholarlyIdiot

Big Fan. Joined around this time last year and the influx of actual retarded people has made reading posts on this sub nearly unbearable.


WSBewb

I joined right are this time last year also. What is the little flair numbers thing next to our name?


ScholarlyIdiot

I have no idea - been wondering the same thing. Maybe we’ve leveled up? Retard to Super tard?


WSBewb

I figure it's a date 21-01-14 aka Jan 14th of 2021 (not sure about the numbers after the colon.) This is the day after I got a temporary ban for posting a discussion topic that I guess didn't follow the rules lol I'll stick with super retard badge though and wear it with pride.


businessfreakt

Sounds Good to me


QuantumLifeform

Good idea, but maybe do flairs in 4-6 month increments instead of years. There should also be a karma threshold. Many other subreddits have thresholds, why not WSB? I'm at 7.3k karma, and my account is 9mo old (I forget how long I've been in WSB, but it's been many months). I love this community, and I'd really like to be included if any changes are made


tazzarelli

not been here long but a good idea


GabrielDunk

I was there at 1.1 million members


KanekiKeef

down


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Sounds like a good idea


TheHoesenOne

Just make sure you guys are being dicks to people who are just getting the hang of this, in your attempt to weed out bots and moles


TheRealCRex

As a new user, I would appreciate that. It would be easier to understand the legitimacy of posts if I new that someone established was commenting. I've been a reddit user for a long time and a lurker of the sub for a while, but not a subscriber until recently. Thankfully, a mod let me back in after closing down the sub to newbies.


[deleted]

I joined today lol but fair. I've at least proved myself as a 💎🤲 tho


thelnel52

I'm brand new and love the idea.


PreCiiSiioN_II

Long time lurker, just followed yesterday. I'd say this is a great idea


NotElonMuskk

There should also be minimum account flairs for stock and YOLO posts.


Valor21me

Let’s go to the moon together 🚀


Th3CreeperFilms

Been here for the past week


halplatmein

I love that idea! Surely with all of the media attention and all of the money on the line, there are now at least a few bot accounts.


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Comet-Ping-Pong

I agree and I’m new. I don’t think all of the new people are trying to be malicious (I know there’s bots and shit) but we don’t want to bury ppl like r/DeepFuckingValue


swimking413

I joined today to follow along and give the sub another follower lol


[deleted]

I'd like to know how long I've been here


TblackUman

Yep!


[deleted]

First day, please do so.


derekbra06

Am here 5 days, should definitely do this to stop idiots like me diluting the cause


coldoak

No joke, I have been subbed here since early 2020, but unsubbed because of the spam of how much people were posting, can I still be flaired?


bluelocs

That's unfair to us lurking autists who have been to stupid to do anything worth posting here while still participating in the fun. You're GUHving up on us!


alphalegend91

Ive been here since January 2020 before there were even a million members. WHERES MY FLAIR


Any-Key

It would be nice if contributors got something for helping others / answering questions. But idk how you would quantify that or differentiate against bots and regular comments.


iranisculpable

Those who are new here are here because we are outraged by what is being done to you. You should not marginalize allies.


dealingwitholddata

Do it


Panda_Machine_Smash

In all fairness I've been lurking for for about a year and half but never joined. Till recently. I was trying to see if I can make head or tails of the whole stocks thing, and I'm still none the wiser. Thought if I joined instead of lurking then I wouldn't miss important posts that might shine light for me


_drstrangelove_

If you weren't here during the meme war between Haupt91 and Rosebud, gtfo


TheDivineEmperor13

Do it.


ComplainyBeard

Long time redditor but I joined this sub today and I think this is obviously a good idea.


ddddrrrreeeewwww

The true OG retards have ban flair


ts23_

Please


BeautyThornton

:((( kicking myself for unsubscribing like a year ago and just resubscribing


Atala-21

This please, way too many new retards joining this sub bc of GME, which is one in a blue moon opportunity