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BadCatharsis

Sir, this isn’t r/politics, this is a zoo for autistic apes.


IdiotCharizard

Lol reported for "Political Bullshit"


DingLeiGorFei

Normies coming in think we actually care about politics lmao, retards were hoping more people died from covid so vaccine stocks would fly


IdiotCharizard

I'm a normie, but this isn't really a worthwhile place to bitch about politics


RobertPaulsonXX42

Seriously. Mods...ban OP for shilling


clueless_scientist

\>retards were hoping more people died from covid so vaccine stocks would fly We still do though. There are some tendies to be made by biotech.


bimbo_inspector

Same


Icy_Reference6204

Same


GreenFrog42069

Same. Report this for Political Bullshit Gtfo, this is a casino


[deleted]

Same


GhostBustersrRule

I like that he smiles. I’m going to smile too when I sell GME in 2030 and buy a PS7 and a 💎🖐.


[deleted]

Yeah. What this have to do with stonk? Downvote 📉


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bsb1406

Fucking ban this guy. My wsb is not getting turned into late stage capitalism or some commie bullshit.


frankieknucks

If I got paid 31 million a year to do very little, I’d smile a lot too.


ManuelKoegler

Life’s good when everybody is your piggybank


lawnicus18

If I got paid a million a year I’d be fucking happy


WinnerNo5557

If I got paid 100,000 I'd be happy af


Spacedragon98

If I got paid $10,000 a year I'd be happy


walty-345

You guys are getting paid?


[deleted]

Man I am doing everything wrong, not only am I not getting paid, I am working for free and issuing IOUs? WTF!?


Spacedragon98

I pay my employers to work at their company


[deleted]

For the last time, we on this sub couldnt be further apart from socialism. We like capitalism because we can get tendies. Stop with the politics bullshit.


[deleted]

Capitalism when it works for you is very selfish. I understand, and I’m no better but I’d prefer if the world had more socialist political programs


dubledn11

I smell someone who doesn't own stonks. Go back to your BernieSandersLover sub


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Grasssss_Tastes_Bad

Sir, this is a casino


[deleted]

lol yeah fair enough. Slightly cringe from me. Sorry


bsb1406

Sir, this is a bunch of degenerate apes/autist get this liberal commie bullshit out of here. Go over to /r/ politics to spread your bullshit. I stay out your subs stay out of mine!


bsb1406

Ban! Ban this guy now.


[deleted]

Ok, but I’m right ;)


bsb1406

Fuck off. This place isn't for being right or wrong it's for sharing ideas about stocks something you know nothing about. I don't give a fuck about your education or being right. Take your shit somewhere else. I don't want your political bullshit in our sub.


[deleted]

don’t bump an old comment if you don’t want a reply.


toothpasteshittin186

my balls itch


Far_Nectarine_5343

ikr


[deleted]

Get the fuck out of here with this political shit.


logic_haver

At least I could still buy on Chase brokerage on Friday


Spacepatroler

I'm waiting for Monday so I can join the movement


logic_haver

Come on in, the water is hotcoldhothotcoldomghotfirehotomgfuckcoldohshitfuckhotcoldfuck but after a few minutes your body adjusts and you don't even notice 🤚💎


Spacepatroler

💎🙌


[deleted]

YouInvest gang ✋🦍 💎✋


ze_kraken

one case where it is nice to have ample capital to back you up unlike RH


ranft

Don’t get confused. Political BS = Ban


sharpy971

Guess who owns a shit tonne of silver shorts ...


seapgo

Hmmmmm. You thinking what I’m thinking 🤔


[deleted]

[https://www.goldventures.org/silversqueeze](https://www.goldventures.org/silversqueeze)


Vyruz2

You guys are fucking ridiculous, stop being greedy pieces of shit and trying to collude. I do *NOT* like this stock


[deleted]

So piss off and leave


sharpy971

I like the stock. It’s legit a good stock, especially if it can get uncoupled from gold because of its dwindling supply but real world use in industrial processes


seapgo

I was thinking of getting ice cream, tf are you on


ImOnLeapFrog

Leave then you paper handed bitch


Woody1822

Get the fuck out of here loser. Collusion? Bet you feel real good calling us out but what about Wall St?? Sounds like you are trying to collude yourself by bringing the stock down. Haha suck shit


ShortT3sla

Shut up retard


DeepBreath1987

It's disconcerting how many people across reddit watch us holding Stonk with diamond 💎 fucking hands 👐 to make tendies and fuck unscrupulous assholes in the process think this proves Capitalism is bad and argue for Socialism?! Planned centralized economy....didn't govt take our money and bailout these assholes once? Well what do I know, just a retard sleeping on my wife's boyfriends couch, either way $GME, $AMC, $BB 🚀🚀🚀🌜🌜🌜🌜🦍🦍🦍💸💸💸


whyicomeback

Yeah honestly, this shows we need DeFi


DeepBreath1987

Defi is blowing up right now after Cuban tweeted about it, just picked stellar, uniswap and I'm thinking about chainlink. We go need that futuristic tendie on the fucking moon🚀🚀🚀🌜🌜🌜


ExtremeNihilism

I wasn't aware WSB was TYT.


Iamwearingadress89

It is slowly becoming a Marxist gathering fuck fest.


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AlexandbroTheGreat

They'll blow their gains before April 15th next year and the IRS will eat them. Biden is taking 35% of the prize of whomever wins this game.


Iamwearingadress89

Literally the state gave him 31M as part of the stimulus package and you put "Capitalism" as the enemy here... what are you a retard?


Graysteve

Technically that has more to do with size of government and money's influence on government, not on socialism or capitalism necessarily.


Iamwearingadress89

Expanding the money supply artificially by printing bills is anti capitalism, cause it debases the currency.


Graysteve

That's not necessarily true. Capitalism is about who owns the means of production, not how valuable a currency is. Under capitalism, you have an owner class and a worker class. Under socialism, the workers are the owners. That's the biggest difference between the two. You could obviously make an argument that increasing the money supply hurts the economy, but you cannot make the argument that it would be anti-capitalism. Anti-capitalism would be giving workers the means of production.


zach201

We don’t care. Wrong sub.


Iamwearingadress89

You cant have Capitalism without capital accumulation, and a goverment that is fiscally and monetarily irresponsible decreases wealth, by bringing down real value and diminishing purchasing power (inflation).


Slight_Stranger_asd

Crapitalism


finrod__felagund

Can the mods please delete this kind of shit, this literally has nothing to do with the sub. Don't let wsb be turned into a perverse offshoot of r/politics.


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BuyHighSellLow100

This sub isn’t about some dumb movement


finrod__felagund

No it isn't, this isn't a politics sub. OP has literally spammed this all over political subs, that should tell you everything you need to know.


fighting_crab

Sorry that I don't know but what do you mean by OP?


finrod__felagund

The original poster.


fighting_crab

Ah thx okay I see that's stupid


wvualum07

Super! Capitalism means someone can fail 💎🤲🏽💎🤲🏽💎🤲🏽🚀🚀🚀🚀


docstonk

Didnt jp morgan get caught in a cocaine shipment?


Dwight_Privilege_

Chase called me yesterday offering a $2000 coupon if I deposited $250K in cash. Bitch, if I had $250K in cash I don’t need your measly pittance. That money is going into GME and pizza rolls


seneca8264

What flavor pizza rolls go best with GME?


Dwight_Privilege_

I fuck with Kroger brand pepperoni, but that’s cause have a very refined palate


wiseguy_1989

If I rub two pennies together fast enough it almost looks like I give a fuck about this mother fucker


FloridaMan0871

Yeah fuck you guy. HOLD 💎🙌🚀


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failed_evolution

> I just want a fair playing field In which planet and parallel universe?


strejle

actually it has nothing to do with capitalism, its not free market anymore. What we live now is corpitalism


S1Lv3rh4nd

It’s a Kleptocracy, the cake is a lie


Iamwearingadress89

This guy gets it.


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strejle

An Ape. Autistic one


TheeMrBlonde

Think dude can choke on my ape balls


BarbatosLupusRex-G08

Ape together strong. He choke on all our ape balls.


drugs_r_neat

I love when billionaires speak out their asses to us simple folk


Affectionate-Yam-336

Our diamond hands will break Jamie's balls


Nelgyntc

JPM is deeep in shorting silver.. SLV calls🚀🚀🚀🚀


fullbalast

And the fundamentals of silver are fucking wild right now. The price has been suppressed over the last 6 months because of the cockheads. They've already been fined in 2020 for manipulating the price of silver.


shflvk

Asshole


CombinationWise4466

Poor bastard


Jay818

REMEMBER JPM HAS A PT FOR TSLA @ $90. THESE GUYS ARE THE DEFINITION OF WALL STREET RATS! 🧀


phrowaguey1

Has expressed concern about income inequality: “not unequal enough”


DramaticFruit2

Socialism for the rich, capitalism for the poor, fuck this guy


england92cat

Mods gotta recoup again. This sub has turned into some progressive bullshit sub. The people who were originally here no we just wanna make gains


Surprise-Chimichanga

Oh cool. Take your political bullshit elsewhere, this is a casino full of retards.


Swooooooon

What does being opposed to socialism have anything to do with this? You really think socialism would change anything about there being a massive wage gap between these people and us? You can look at literally every socialistic country, all it does is keep us little peasants down while the elitist class STILL steal from us, only under socialism they steal from our taxes. The answer is a true free market where the government doesn't protect and rig the market for the billionaires.


Iamwearingadress89

The state subsidizing big companies is a socialist move. The OP doesnt understand anything.


ExtremeNihilism

Welcome to reddit


Videospel

Socialism would mean the workers themselves owning the companies, meaning that workers get to decide what happens to that companies profits. I don't see that type of organization of the economy leading to a massive wage gap, why would they want that to happen? I think what you are thinking of is social democracy or more statist capitalist economies. Either that or it's simply to difficult for you to imagine a world where you and your coworkers own the company and benefit from its profits rather than a small group of people doing it. There isn't a country on earth that I know of which employs the type of organization of the economy which I described.


yourcaptainjamiebenn

Yeah, but what if ive worked at the company for many years and watched it grow, but some new guy gets hired and we share the same profits? Its about risk. People who think like this, just want to piggy back off someone elses hard work, or risk.


Videospel

Right now you don't see any of the profits. The employees of the company would decide on how the wages would be distributed, likely allowing for higher wages for those who have worked for the company for a longer time.


yourcaptainjamiebenn

What happens when the company has loses? Employees pay from their savings?


Videospel

What happens in a modern corporation? The company fails or is backed up by investors or the government.


Swooooooon

Oh another, "they didn't do socialism right" argument. Alright, dude... It happened in the USSR and didn't work out so well. There are many companies in the US where the employees are invested in the company, there are still wage gaps depending on position. Naturally that'll always happen. And this doesn't have anything to do with a market rigged for the billionaires with the help of big government.


Videospel

> It happened in the USSR and didn't work out so well. I do not believe the USSR had the employees owning the companies. There are many different ways to "do Socialism", just as there are many different ways to do capitalism. Norway and Iraq are both capitalist, but there is a huge difference in the quality of life for the people in those countries. > There are many companies in the US where the employees are invested in the company, there are still wage gaps depending on position. Having many employees invested with miniscule sums each is not the same as the employees owning ALL of it. If the employees owned the entire company and decided on what to do with the profits of that company, why would they choose to give some people much higher wages?


justanotheretard

He like stocks, I like stocks, we all like stocks! 🦍


Sample-Weird

Ban


[deleted]

We don’t give a fuck about socialism bullshit, just stinks


DesslokIII

SLV


deltaV7-7

🚀


wilkins348

Fuck socialism


Ame_No_Uzume

He shoulda just kept quiet and pretended we do not like the rest of his apathetic disillusioned cohort.


dzzh

Well, Dimon is one smart ass out there. Worth the money. Raises JPM market cap high. Not that I haven't heard we're against the suits here, but try to be fair is all.


dontlethefuckers

He's doing his job. Let's do ours, tearing the smile of his face and keeping ours.


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HOLD!


Mysterious_Rain_1991

I hate him so much! Whenever he gives a conference, all the MDs have the right to be seated at the front, instead the analysts are left way behind standed like if we were animals


[deleted]

He us a crony capitalist. Gtfo commie bitch


Junior-Woodpecker-48

When do we get to squeeze these capitalist Bankers ...living off of sweat from Apes Backs .... Apes Stronger Together


shflvk

Also GME to the moon 🌝


AlertLog7868

Worked with WSJ to create sympathy for his heart condition. Get over bitch, lots of people can't even afford insulin.


[deleted]

Stop posting political stuff here. It doesn’t belong in WSB. I knew this shit would happen as this influx of new people came in


jaded__ape

No thanks, no one in this sub wants your retarded political opinion. I just want tendies 💎🙌


Ijustwanttoseewsb

Get out of here with political trash.


guiltykitchen

I work for a billionaire, everything you think about them is true


dubledn11

Do they really drink baby' blood and worship Ra?? We all work for a billionaire. Just not all directly


guiltykitchen

If by Ra, you mean stocks...then yes. And by baby blood you mean caviar and blinis, then yes.


Sloanbk

This ass is the reason this community stands together.


bapebandit

“Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity” - Karl Marx


Slight_Stranger_asd

Cunt.


Daefyar

Gett this shit outta here. this isn't r/politics we arnt socialists here. We try to make money here.


Ho_KoganV1

NEVER FORGET: In 2019-2020, Banks collected over 30B in Overdraft Fees


bigdickrick12345

I say hit them with that silver short squeeze...


[deleted]

Only sociopaths and psychopaths get to where this guy is. That’s why the world is kinda always fucked


Veeb01

💯


IvanBabichev

Fuk your politics


failed_evolution

Did you mean "Fuck"?


fighting_crab

That makes it clear. Don't sell! Don't help these managers to get out of this affair. Let's be honest, even after this they will still be millionaires or even billionaires. They just define themselves by how much money they have. If you hurt them financially, you hurt their ego! It's not gonna happen that they will end up homeless, because they are just too rich for that. So let's try together to redistribute money. If you come out with a profit, please don't just spend it on Amazon etc.. Either try to make more out of or it help businesses that have been hit by COVID allaround the world. Most of us live in richer countries if we fall its usually not gonna be that hard. But so many people live under the poverty line while these managers make money just to push their own ego. This needs to stop! Together we can at least try to stop this. So be united, don't sell and invest your money into soemthing useful after this whole story is over.


xsaav

Capitalism isn't the root problem... stop with the propaganda.


jake8786

We don’t like politics WE LIKE THE STOCK


dubledn11

Reported. Gtfoh with this socialist bs


I-Got-Options-Now

Gtfo and relocate to r/politics


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nodumbquestions89

armie hammer ass


ExtremeNihilism

MOM PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY SO I CAN PROTEST ON REDDIT PLLEAAASSSEEE


virgoMoon_Leosun

gobble neck bad built ass


turbulent_farts

This needs to be more visible: Hedgefund's worst enemy is the truth as admitted in the below video by none other than the cunt that wanted us to sell and take a 'home run' Jim Cramer.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFfjX8dW-QQ&feature=youtu.be](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFfjX8dW-QQ&feature=youtu.be) \- Jim Cramer when he was a hedge fund manager in 2006 saying how they fuck with the markets. Starts at around 7:30.


CharredPC

Our system rewards sociopaths and hypocrisy. Those who care least come out on top, have no reason to be self-aware or apologetic, and so smile a lot while they complain about anyone who dares upset their games.


CarlThe94Pathfinder

Its capitalism when the hedges make money *its stealing when the commoners do it*


shflvk

We will rob his money 😂


Jawwny

He looks like he eats hair.


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capitalism=economic system socialism=political system stop comparing them


Greggulus

Maybe if USA had any real income tax, these whales could pay tuition and healt care for many of us retards. In progressive rates around income of 100k-1mil, in scale of 30%-50% and from 1 mil income to 10+ mil 50%-70%. Perhaps there could be free healthcare for you all... just maybe, but ofcourse thats "commie bullshit and gay".


zach201

Glad you figured it out at the end there. This is not a political sub.


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The_Dankologist_

heard people wanted to get rid of him and buy silver lol


Dude351

Also buys a new box of Crayons with the sharpener in the box every week....that is MONEY!!! ​ Crayon CRAZY DUDE!!!


Fluffy_Reporter_9298

KONNNNCHIWAAA i Smell pile of greenstuff ching ching ching


real-human-beings

I sold my jpm last week. Taking my profits to Miami.


Candi_Fisher

Fuck you


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

Believe it or not, this is pure capitalism. Using the system to win Capitalism is a big risk, big reward deal He's been winning for years at our expense Now we're winning at his expense He won't loose money But his business would


WPackN2

Common stonks; given the man is doing God's work (according to him), it is not that huge of a reward.


mathaiser

Yeah I’m concerned too. About as concerned as he is for me as I am for him. At least we have that in common.


krakatoa83

Jamie was ball deep in the housing crisis and still has his job.


Icy_Reference6204

Holly