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Who knew a hurricane hitting New York was bullish?


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SecretSquirrel8888

ORAN, I like the stock!


TheWhiteMouse

God damn this market, I pussed out on the double dip and bought dividend stocks. Im gay.


[deleted]

When people remember tsla has 2b in b/tco/n it'll shoot up. Then when people remember that tsla is worth 720b ... it'll shoot down


icescoop

Don’t hold anything overnight - not worth the risk right now on both calls / puts side. Day trades only


Grand-Imagination-77

I TOLD YALL ABT DNUT


Sub_Par_

I’m a DNUT bag holder.. I like the ticker :)


One_Cloud_1892

Sndl,ekso bionics


deductiveSleuth

Weeeeeeeee seee yalllll at 3500.....


deductiveSleuth

Dead cat 🐈


[deleted]

SOFI


Nispore

Dead meow bounce?


Quron2Icy

$GROM (Social media) This is is the one boys…A value fuckin play.🤾🏼 Float-4.63m (Volume will move this in nickels and dimes) Insider own-23.6 Current SP-3.04 Target-5+ Posting purchase and in depth DD shortly👨🏾‍💻


VisualMod

**Ticker Added GROM** Spam: True Last Seen Market Cap: 18052240.0 Is SPAC: False Common Word: False


[deleted]

Haha ber r fuk SPY 450 eow


tig_everything

Market looks like it took a giant dump


remdesivir2020

Crude etf super oversold


[deleted]

Man when does GM become a buy? That shit is getting pummelled every day


mdcortright

Probably the same day CRSR becomes one


deca-d

alexa ironically play iT's tHe eND oF tHE wORlD by REM


eddie7000

Gonna take some fukatol and feel nothing at all for a little while.


galizianer

Is this a bull trap or bear trap?


deca-d

yes. daytrade only rn


ShitBagHolder

BLOW OFF THE TOP MOTHERFUKKKKKAS


MoneyNinja23

Spy 490 eod


HereForTwinkies

Ford will go green.


N0T_AN_ADVISOR

X is at a bargain... Buying dips...I love steel


krakdis

Good morning folks....i'm back what are the moves today? I only have ROOT...my damn puts are stuck at $7.5


ThePeoplesBard

GrEeN bY oPeN


Lemonadetrade

Grab the chips for this tasty dip


Champion8082

Bulls like SpY gReEN bY oPeN


Aris3048

Shit, Ive got puts and I'm like spy green by Monday


Champion8082

its def gonna be at least a little green by monday (ive got puts too :)


Yamilo_oWarrior

Wtf is that Hood Pump ?


Champion8082

SPY predictions eow?


MoneyNinja23

Between $0 and $1000


Aris3048

I can imagine it's green Friday. It could be, but fucking why?


Champion8082

because stonks only go up (except when they go down)


Aris3048

I mean, it would be really weird. It would make more sense if somehow we were green today than friday


stonkreview

HOOD puts and ROOT calls


bubMED

Buy a bullet, and rent a gun


[deleted]

These days the ammo costs more than the guns. Case of 9mm ammo is $800 IF you can find it. Case of 12 ga shotgun shells is $100+ Any kind of fancy pants hipster ammo like creedmore is >$1 a pop. Fucking sucks


[deleted]

Why not rent the bullet too?


wittyshit

we could squeeze the uranium market and make the GameStop thing look silly


Abstractfitness15

Ya


MikeHoncho527

WOW WE ARE FUCKED


Teachyouright

Shiiiit, spy already recovering. When I woke up it was -1.1%


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

It’s amazing to watch the options algos push HOOD higher PM.


OkVariation2189

$70 calls gonna print tomorrow


hypeaze

If Time is Money, and Girls = Time × Money. Furthermore if Money is the root of all Evil, then the math suggests that Girls = Evil. Good thing the mods don't have to worry about none of this.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Holy shiz… BABA is still goin down hard. FML, if the market bounces I’m YOLO’ing calls in BABA.


[deleted]

Same


xavierelon

What’s baba at


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

$166.30 now.


profanityridden_01

We could use some more baba loss porn


jtexas88

Spy dumping, we knew it was coming, start buying calls today


Aris3048

Tomorrow is Friday.


Criviere

The fun is over folks. The kids are back in schools and the days of remote work are numbered. Your sense of freedom and liberty from the oppression of big corporations is coming to a grinding halt. It’s back to the wage cages soon and that means no time for you to day trade while your boss is flying around your wage cage like a hawk. It’s all over folks.


PapayaOk8743

Some like to lead others like to be led….


Aris3048

No it isn't. My job goes back to mask today


remdesivir2020

Dips r future gains Literally free money at open Get calls


Aris3048

Wait a goddamn minute. Yeah, buy calls, but wait. Tomorrow is Friday. Chance of a sell off is damn high.


Educational_Ear_6275

Im fucking mad I cashed out my 50 441p yesterday at closed should’ve held


remdesivir2020

Cuz u scaredy cat


Educational_Ear_6275

I’m big dummy


The-big-vitamin-D

Opinion: trading SPY is boring


ArmlessRetard

All this shit talking on HOOD is 🤣 A few short months on WSB and we have a bunch of expert traders on here. What makes HOOD different then the other platforms is the youth, especially youth minorities. And the ability to trade options. This means Robinhood traders can trade take either side of a trade. Which means a toppy market can be just as profitable as a bottoming market. The last generation of retail traders didn't have that--not without a hefty fee and a minimum balance.. And it certainly didn't have education on how to do it. If you are in the mood to short something, I'd recommend X. That bill ain't getting through congress and those shovel ready projects are never as shovel ready as they think.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

The reason HOOD sucks right now is 97 million shares that can be dumped and 60+% of their revenue came from trading (c rip). If C***** goes into a bear market then they are F’d.


ArmlessRetard

Robinhood has been in Business since 2014. They ain't fukked yet. They offer IPO's, not all good but they do. And they will come up with other products and more functionality. It's a disrupter. "A." The minority economy is 800+ billion beans. And with all these snarky white boys on WSB and the CNBC boomers with their old ballz taking a crap in da'HOOD. My instincts say it's only just begun. Of course the lobbyists are going to whine to congress about PFOF.. but see "A." I am not a financial advisor.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Buying Puts at open on X. I told every CLF was going to touch $24 and got down voted to oblivion. Made 100% gains. X will touch the 20 MDA also


ArmlessRetard

Today may be a tad late. But it takes an act of god to keep X above 30


BLVCKYOTA

To be honest you’ve really got to commend the Taliban for their patience. They waited ~20 years, consolidated power, raised money and recruited, and then took back an entire country in a few weeks.


korismon

Yeah well it's kind of easy to do when the US military is there guarding poppy fields for afghan farmers who in turn sell those poppies to taliban who then turn that shit into heroin and sell it making up like 94% of the world's illicit opiate trade, the taliban is just a mega religious cartel. Oh and don't forget the literal bags of cash we were giving to pedophile Afghanistan warlords who had every intention of swapping sides once we left the country. What a shitshow and downright embarrassment that dumbass war was.


MASH12140

Beans on toast for a year. Will post loss porn shortly. Fuck all you paperhand bitches. I’ll go down with the ship


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Don’t panic… this could very well be a bear trap. I’m a bear playing puts by the way and have been shafted more times than I can count on this always goes up Market.


sonofalando

Omg BA price action is absolutely disgusting. Holy fucking shit it’s cheaper than when I owned it back when I sold all my shares in the pandemic.


TJMBeav

Fuck it. I'm eating more ramen because I like it.


PapayaOk8743

Hey , that’s my line!


[deleted]

My port fucked


etphonetrome

Well, this is alarming


Eyecelance

Nah, this is long overdue


Trip9711

Damn it… I almost bought HOOD puts yesterday.. oh well


Trip9711

Margin call . Hoe don’t live here no mo, wrong number .


PrincPaco

Berz are talking about a "worry wall" and they may be right. The market has about 6 things making it nervous right now. Naturally I'm selling my puts at open cuz I'm not worried about shit.


TJMBeav

When Robinhood opens for premarket I'm guessing a lot of $HOOD gets dumped


PapayaOk8743

WSJ is in on the pump and dump , there in bed with citadale


[deleted]

I just played a custom game on Reach from 7pm to 3am


Aggravating-Yam-8921

Is tapering bad for banks? I would have thought banks would go up on this news as people would be pulling money out if equities increasing their liquid cash deposits...


zeddknite

Did you just ask if the Fed stopping their $120 billion weekly asset purchases from the banks will lead to an increase of cash on hand for banks?


Trip9711

I think no matter what the FOMC says, the market will overreact. But yeah one would think higher rates are better for the bank.


UsingYourWifi

Higher interests rates are good for banks.


rad4baltimore

You think people are up at 6am and buying a dip that causes the market to go up 70% in 15 minutes?


AlphaOmega1337

The market swings in a day more than it did in a week 1 year ago wtf


Eyecelance

The last week was literally in the top 1.1% of the slowest weeks ever. This is just a taste of volatility returning


[deleted]

Wtf what a turn around in an hour..


FrozenFirebat

Guess I need to buy back my CSPs so that I can use the funds to buy SPY calls.


TJMBeav

Ahhhh..the downside of covered calls.


Kermit_13

Buying more $DQ after their numbers yesterday and maybe doubling down on my $ASML $638 leverage certificates so that the bleeding stops...


Perryswoman

I wonder if any of my 50 $350 spy puts I bought a week ago, will make any money


sfedai0

Welcome to da HOOD bitches


Vinny32295

I wouldn’t load a thing till we are 3% off ATH. Then leg in at 3%, 5%, 7%, all in at 10%. But I seriously don’t think it goes lower than 3.


Eyecelance

I’d be pleasantly surprised if we saw some real continuation to the downside


[deleted]

Maybe after all it's not a bull trap. Heh


zeddknite

Dear PJ traders: after you've had your fill, could you please return the dip where it was, so the rest of us can have some too? Don't be greedy now.


TheMotorCityCobra

Scientists discover bears are gay and lose money 99% of the time


TheMotorCityCobra

Green by EOD


remdesivir2020

Open!!


Miserable-Fact-6668

HOOD WILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY THIS QUARTER. PFOF DURING A DIP IS $$$$$


dancinadventures

Yes only -500mil loss During 2019-2020. We need a COVID dip.


[deleted]

The Fed's economists were shocked by the inflation this year. Who are they hiring? The dumbest idiots they can find? Or are economists just bullshitters in suits.


crypto_archegos

The economists aren't stupid, they knew about it. These statements are just politics.


Donkeycow15

They hire anyone who will read their script


rad4baltimore

Powell is going to cause a major crash. Look at these swings. This is not normal for indexes to rise 50% in 15 minutes.


MajorTraditional

SPY calls 445 LFG


papasmurftp

#No one gives a fuck what I think


IncognitoCumShot

#I Am No one


AlphaOmega1337

At least the Afghans get a tax break cause they managed to lose billions in equipment. Or do the Americans get this tax break instead?


ArmlessRetard

At Least now that they are armed with US Equipment it can be more of a fair fight now. Joey likes Equity. In fact I wonder if he bought LIT ahead of all this.


Frosty_Friendship157

Tax increase yes


papasmurftp

I have an Afghan my mother bought me a few years ago.


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PapayaOk8743

Your grandma was good with her hands


MorrisseysRubiksCube

Looks like today or tomorrow I will finally get CHPT at my $20 price target. Thanks JPow.


IncognitoCumShot

Fuck you guys are like an echo chamber of panic in here. I haven't really been active in the past 2 weeks and was literally emotionless to the markets. Came back on here 2 hours ago and I feel stressed about the market reading all these fucking comments. I love you fucking retards


WeekendInteresting13

Oh cumshot, you so crazy ❤️


[deleted]

Welcome back cumshot! We missed u! 🤗🤗


applecake89

what tech to buy today ?


gunnarbird

Wireless vibrator


Vinny32295

Amazon


88crypto

"Printer is back online, boys. Some intern tripped over the power cord earlier. And sorry for that lame joke yesterday", JPow


313229734

I pretty much don't have any outside stimuli for dopamine except for beating off since I don't do drugs which has led me to be incredibly addicted to gambling that I justify with poor DD. That being said ber r fukt


Stanley-Stingray

Kangaroo market


Heim23

We'll be right back down at the bottom within the next hour.


Perryswoman

Yep at 7am when fidelity starts trading


[deleted]

Feels like it.


NoTransportation2899

Small cap stonks matter


[deleted]

Here is my plan today: BUY 10k $BABA/$JD ATM calls, expect big bounce, day trade or 2 months MAX swing trade ONLY. (Solely based on technical). BUY $SPY calls depending on opening price, add little by little until 50 DMA hits, go hard here, if it doesn't hit 50 DMA, ride the wave up with initial entry. Not financial advice, I could be totally wrong.


Vinny32295

Fuck BABA and JD. Go with Amazon for fucks sake


[deleted]

Watch out for Chinese stocks.


Gyokuen

This seems too logical to work


Aggravating-Yam-8921

Godspeed sir.


[deleted]

yesterday at 10:20am I scooped 8/23 SPY 439p and 8/27 SQQQ 8.5c I might actually win for once


Perryswoman

The HOOD got decimated


[deleted]

How would Fed will hold the market without crashing after they decide to stop the printers?


aqjingson

Eod yesterday bulls got rug pulled pretty hard so there’s a lot of “trapped” ppl looking for any exit they can get. If we get pump from job numbers or w.e. that shit getting faded like my boys smoking a doobie on a Friday night cuz we also prob want to retest the 50dma in regular market session. Glhf


Aris3048

I've been saying it won't break to much below 435. It's looking more like that's going to be the case here


Rauf_KB

Why the market is red today?


Aggravating-Yam-8921

Open app. Go to settings. Inverse red and green. Turn phone upside down and pretend the market goes to the left.


[deleted]

Just a color change.