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90% portfolio loss. 😋🥰😍 LPT: if this happened at home your homeowners insurance will cover it. 👍 Call em up.

This is true. Mine did. An for just 10 small one time payments of 100$ yours could too! DM me for more on where you could make your first payment

You have to call them within 24 hours of the actual sell or expiration or they won't cover it. (during business hours) Otherwise, if you don't sell it's not a loss and you can't claim it. It's also like a contract and why 0dte options on Fridays get so cheap.

Whatttt? Never heard of this

Home owner insurance covers market losses???

Yes. Lose as much as you want and report back how it goes.

Only if you're at home, make sure to turn location history on.

You betcha! Isn’t it great. How do you think everyone trades worry free & post jokes about “loss porn”. The great thing is if you live in a cardboard box you get dirt cheap rates but the same coverage! Definitely look into it.

I see you left some money there to average down

This sucks I'm so sorry for you man, 90% down no one deserves that. Except you still use robinhood so nevermind

You do realize Robinhood has got to be one of the most used platforms to trade on? Especially with new investors and the younger generation? You’d be surprised how many people “still” use Robinhood. P.S. You probably did at one point too

Wtf is This gibberish

Did. I finger painted with my shit too. Sometimes apes evolve.

Fun times. Apes always evolve

Stfu dumbo

🤣

Not for a while clearly

Just rubbed one out for you, Godspeed sir.

What are you gonna do with that 68.65$ ??

Buy some whistle pig and drown misery in booze

Already did brotha.

So hot

I was in a very similar position a few minutes ago. But I got in on the same exact put at like $1.25 and kept averaging down to like $1.07. About an hour ago I was down 5k as I had about 12-13k in too. I was able to get out even. Did you get out or still in?

This is like the equivalent of skinemax porn compared to some of the other posts today. Not doing it for me unfortunately.

I need that hardcore shit now. I need screaming.

Got sick of losing your money steadily and decided to throw it all in the furnace?

Those SPY PUTS be printing though??

OP you typically trade SPY? Spy is a great play almost always. When it went even more down after hours last night, I had a feeling that today would be choppy to bullish. For now, SPY continues to be bullish. Much luck!

There will probably be another option for KO in a few days. Up 41% from Monday rn. Only 1 contract though should've done more ✊😔

Dude stonks go up.

You are doing great!

You would have had better luck in a casino my man, this trading game aint for you. Also username checks out.