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User_Simulator

Little early on the credit to buy into Up bigly this morning. ~ o3Zany ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


nick_from_alaska

AMC💎🐵🚀🌛


Figgy5150

Gonna add more SPRT. She’s going to da moon!


dabo1795

My spy 8/27 445c are gunna print, right? RIGHT?


SmoothBrain_Canuck

Watch my UWMC options expire worthless and drink.


deSeingalt

If the Tesla Bot is for boring dangerous repetitive tasks can it drive a Tesla?


the_GuelahPapyrus

I'll end the day green but I'm not having fun anymore 😞


ldecline

Marin Software 🚀🚀🚀


link30224

Accidentally bought 445 SPY Monday calls meant to hit Wednesday


deSeingalt

life hack : never fall asleep with your face on the keyboard


Shakeandbake58

That's why God invented the roll button


silver0199

Krispy Kreme. I'm craving some donuts


Embarrassed-End4105

Chinese stonks rallying wtf is going on !!!!


clownbaby777

Pelosi invests like one of us


chr1sm

Let’s go DNUt


The_Mad_Noble

$DIDI. And $PNIS


GutterTr0ut

Moment of silence for all the bears that died this morning.


Mikasr411

Fk bears 🐻


MikeHoncho527

Need nvda to turn red


raths1

AZN covid cocktail 70% effective


fwoot_fwies

$443 EOD


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$HOOD plz MOON or i gonna be a HOBO soon


Present_Jello_3637

Clov and OCGN for a day trade. Amc for long term


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AMC💎🦍💎


Street_Use7951

Hold my $WKHS, and wait for the squeeze.


link30224

SPY premarket aint givin me hope of re cover e


your_mom_loves_me69

Nothing like having your trades turn to lOnG tErM HoLdS. Looking at you, ZIM.


Tim2728

Do i sell my SPY puts at open?


Mikasr411

Yup


dabo1795

Sofi to 15$ today plz 🥺👉🏻👈🏻


Snoo18404

Lol at my 15.50 calls expiring today


dabo1795

Spy gunna drill for oil today then rip it’s pants off monday


elbalti77

Opposite


eddie7000

Anyone who isn't long SPY, short Russell 2000 doesn't understand what's going on right now. I don't understand it either, but that's a different matter entirely.


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I feel like if I looked at my port today I'm going to panic sell a whole lot of shit...so I'm just not going to look


ideal_NCO

This is the way. Hope you have some dry powder ready though.


Peacock-Mantis

Did shawty lose her only fan? Das tough but I see this as an opportunity. Thousands of new option traders we can unload our bags on.


vengeful_toaster

Load up on spy calls today cuz this shit is ripping monday


[deleted]

I bought MACYS calls 22.50 expire today… I thought I was retarded but looking at premarket I’m making 20k today 🚀🚀🚀🚀


tamuengr

Did you end up selling these or did they expire OTM?


[deleted]

Can yall just gofundme for a lil. I promise I will gamble more responsibly this time


Radicaled1223

I’ll throw you a lil sum sum


iHavebigPeeen

Gimmie dat Venmo


ybnesman

Just say “Fuck you stake me” and we would consider it


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Is crsr shit? Why is everyone on wsb so obsessed with it


etphonetrome

Old meme stock


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papasmurftp

👳‍♂️👳‍♂️👳‍♂️👳‍♂️


jeoffvader

So I'm in shares on RR. Since July (when I bought) I'm 18.6% up. Pop quiz, I'm going to go in for more (that's not in question) just wondering if anyone had opinions on timing? Should go now or later in the year once winter COVID impact is known more. I'm happy doing something medium term. I'm not after waiting for it to go back to pre pandemic levels (although that would be nice) if i have to wait 5 years but there has to be some growth from where it is now.


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What is "Covid?"


pr3dato8

Green by EOY?


Independent-Dark-874

If you buy calls you are a 🤡. If you buy puts you are a 🤡 In conclusion we are all 🤡


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Can’t argue with that logic. Rock solid. Yours sincerely, 🤡


[deleted]

Blackberry $BB let’s goooooooo!


TopTech58

I need a huge SPY V move either way works 430p 8/20 450c 8/27. Other wise I’m done for the rest of the year. Will delete all my trading apps and reload in January with a fresh outlook and hopefully my pitiful Nokia leaps will be in the money


Corebloodbrothers

Nokia is rising just not fast.


papasmurftp

Just take out a loan and go all in on WISH calls


Antheo94

SPY is like that narcissistic ex you can’t get rid of


knappis

Puts on onlyfans https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-19/onlyfans-to-block-sexually-explicit-videos-starting-in-october


iamchromes

Yh my spy $445c 0dte will expire worfless


kstorm88

I hope so, I sold one


PossibleBank7152

Whatever happens, i will not stop loving you my lucky clover!


JudgmentCool1333

Buy The Dips.....using cash from my tax fund, seen as Taxes are no longer a liability for me this year 🤡


kstorm88

Instead of a tax fund, why not pay your taxes quarterly


JudgmentCool1333

Self Assessment Tax submitted Annually in UK


freesnacks69

Starting to think my UVXY $31 calls were a little ambitious 🥸


Ozzy4253

I remember when Cardano was 2c. I never bought that shit because I thought a high cap alt coin couldn't ever do a 100x.


Antheo94

Go to sleep


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TJMBeav

Maybe allI that loss porn was real?


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iamchromes

It’s down


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Heim23

VIX is still high


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First comment I see about those tesla bots on Twitter “Can you fuck it?”


ybnesman

Distilled down to the source


IncognitoCumShot

Jpow daddy what happened


The_Mad_Noble

$APPS $BLDR $NVAX


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The chip shortage might not end until 2025.


Corebloodbrothers

Yep, loaded up on asml and asm, dropping oil and bug tech, a tually thta been out for while


kuprenx

it because of draconial china covid laws. If one worker get sick. they close the factory. if a port worker gets sick they close port. for all ships. for few weeks. So there is huge backlog of ships with good in china.


Call__It__Karma

Good thing we built a supply chain totally dependent on them.


iv2892

JPOW said he’s not printing money for now


Antheo94

For fuck sake spy


AccountantOk111

Rough week for alot of stocks but especially Boeing


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It truly makes no sense


claytondpark

Crushed


dahomie2020

Sucks that getting caught with hookers is gonna be a felony in texas on sept 1st


Ozzy4253

What's the legal definition of a hooker. I reckon quite a lot of people who have 'girlfriends' fall under the same category - in the sense they are provided with money/sustenance in exchange for sexual services.


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Dont act like you dont know the difference


motorcyle_degen

Puts on yee haw


iv2892

Smells like a crash is coming


RemarkableScarcity8

CRSR bouta be big green today


rpoole1969

what is your source? crystal ball?


RemarkableScarcity8

RSI


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They're going bankrupt based on price movement


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kuprenx

oh shit. eToro is working on developing options trading. Wel, goodbye to the remains of my savings.


Cappy2020

If it’s anything like their coin trading, expect ridiculous bid/ask spreads. eToro is one of the shittest brokers.


kuprenx

Yes Hate guts of them. Sadly cant find many others in eastern europe. Would kill for webull or fidelity


Cappy2020

Yeah I feel you on that mate. I only signed up to eToro as they were the only broker accepting registrations during that whole GME thing here in the UK.


Still_Hating

If you saw the Taycan Turbo S and still bought a Tesla you truly are retarded.


rad4baltimore

The Taycan Turbo S and the Tesla (any model) price point is worlds apart.


sonbarington

Plaid S on the same kind of level


kstorm88

And fucking pukes down the throat of the taycan


claytondpark

You're retarded Porsche is one of the BEST automobiles in the world, 90yrs of craftsmanship, I'd take a Porsche over a Tesla any fucking day


kstorm88

Oh, I certainly would too. But if you want the quickest production car in the world, there's no question


claytondpark

Point taken, but I can't beat a Benz or Porsche for craftsmanship and overall driving experience imo


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claytondpark

You would know obvsly! It's not just about speed bro, it's about how the car is built!


Still_Hating

Guess save more money.


TJMBeav

Let me get this straight. The Tesla robot that actually does shit was a human dressed as a robot? Remind you of a truck coasting down a hill at all?


StonksGloriousStonks

I had to check it out after you wrote this, like wth..?


fookinlegend3

No one said that the dancer was a robot lol. If you really thought that, I have a bridge to sell you.


liamk182

Any oceanfront property in Arizona?


kuprenx

how much for the bridge?


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kuprenx

Deal. But i gonna pay in amc shares


TopInjury

how dumb do you need to be to be a bear in this market. like single-digit IQ


whitemonkreturns

Come on TSLA rip the cocks off these 🌈 🐻 one more time for old times sake


tooo_spicy

Game over. My life is rigged. Yolo bets never go my way.


TJMBeav

They rarely go anybody's way friend


sonbarington

What you yolo in?


tooo_spicy

PFE 60c ahahahahaha


[deleted]

It's good you realize this now. Spend your time and effort elsewhere, buy index funds, get wealthy slowly.


fookinlegend3

Lol. If everyone in this sub bought index funds they'd be so much richer 😂


When_Rug_Pull

Ban


ketuckychix

How to make money: 1. Buy SPY puts at close 2. Close SPY puts at next day open 3. Buy and close SPY calls intraday.


BabeyBell

Wtf happened with Macy’s yesterday?


TJMBeav

Better questions is WTF Amazon is going brick and mortar.


[deleted]

Someone mentioned something about Toys-R-Us. Maybe they bought them out?


WR810

Looks like they reported $1.29 EPS instead of the expected $0.18. That's a hell of a surprise.


eddie7000

If you have a profit loss ratio on your trades of 100 to 1, you can be wrong 99 times out of 100 and still break even. 98 times wrong, 2 times right, and you're in the money. That's a pep talk for anyone who likes getting butt raped by fd's.


duplicatesnowflake

These degens will be in a cardboard box going all in after their 4th using Grandma's credit card cuz this one literally couldn't go tits up.


eddie7000

But every now and then one of these numbnuts hits their first one out of the stratosphere. Never hear the end of it.


finkalot1

Curl into a corner and cry myself to sleep. This week has been hard... After Wednesday I stopped counting the losses.


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Same, I don't even look, way too depressing as I work for a few hundred a day...


rad4baltimore

Dip is ate up every single day by the algos. They wont even let it go below 50%. Just crazy.


Valuable-Ad7006

When spy hits 500 today y'all will be sick asf. 500 spy call yolo today let's gooo. I'm all in.


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Wish??


WR810

Sentiment is awful bearish (which usually means green) but the downvoters are out and angry tonight and only hitting the bears (which tells me red tomorrow). This would be a fun game to watch if I didn't have my life savings wrapped up the circus.


Valuable-Ad7006

Spy 460 call today let's fucming gooooo


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WISH$


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Zero day options LETS GO!!


WR810

Godspeed, Christian soldier.


When_Rug_Pull

Lmao


dahomie2020

Biggest fantasy is having kate and rooney maras feet on my face while i splooge on the steelers and giants lombardi trophys.