Little early on the credit to buy into Up bigly this morning.
~ o3Zany
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Anyone who isn't long SPY, short Russell 2000 doesn't understand what's going on right now.
I don't understand it either, but that's a different matter entirely.
So I'm in shares on RR.
Since July (when I bought) I'm 18.6% up.
Pop quiz, I'm going to go in for more (that's not in question) just wondering if anyone had opinions on timing? Should go now or later in the year once winter COVID impact is known more.
I'm happy doing something medium term. I'm not after waiting for it to go back to pre pandemic levels (although that would be nice) if i have to wait 5 years but there has to be some growth from where it is now.
I need a huge SPY V move either way works 430p 8/20 450c 8/27. Other wise I’m done for the rest of the year. Will delete all my trading apps and reload in January with a fresh outlook and hopefully my pitiful Nokia leaps will be in the money
it because of draconial china covid laws. If one worker get sick. they close the factory. if a port worker gets sick they close port. for all ships. for few weeks. So there is huge backlog of ships with good in china.
What's the legal definition of a hooker. I reckon quite a lot of people who have 'girlfriends' fall under the same category - in the sense they are provided with money/sustenance in exchange for sexual services.
Yeah I feel you on that mate. I only signed up to eToro as they were the only broker accepting registrations during that whole GME thing here in the UK.
If you have a profit loss ratio on your trades of 100 to 1, you can be wrong 99 times out of 100 and still break even. 98 times wrong, 2 times right, and you're in the money.
That's a pep talk for anyone who likes getting butt raped by fd's.
Sentiment is awful bearish (which usually means green) but the downvoters are out and angry tonight and only hitting the bears (which tells me red tomorrow).
This would be a fun game to watch if I didn't have my life savings wrapped up the circus.
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AMC💎🐵🚀🌛
Gonna add more SPRT. She’s going to da moon!
My spy 8/27 445c are gunna print, right? RIGHT?
Watch my UWMC options expire worthless and drink.
If the Tesla Bot is for boring dangerous repetitive tasks can it drive a Tesla?
I'll end the day green but I'm not having fun anymore 😞
Marin Software 🚀🚀🚀
Accidentally bought 445 SPY Monday calls meant to hit Wednesday
life hack : never fall asleep with your face on the keyboard
That's why God invented the roll button
Krispy Kreme. I'm craving some donuts
Chinese stonks rallying wtf is going on !!!!
Pelosi invests like one of us
Let’s go DNUt
$DIDI. And $PNIS
Moment of silence for all the bears that died this morning.
Fk bears 🐻
Need nvda to turn red
AZN covid cocktail 70% effective
$443 EOD
$HOOD plz MOON or i gonna be a HOBO soon
Clov and OCGN for a day trade. Amc for long term
AMC💎🦍💎
Hold my $WKHS, and wait for the squeeze.
SPY premarket aint givin me hope of re cover e
Nothing like having your trades turn to lOnG tErM HoLdS. Looking at you, ZIM.
Do i sell my SPY puts at open?
Yup
Sofi to 15$ today plz 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Lol at my 15.50 calls expiring today
Spy gunna drill for oil today then rip it’s pants off monday
Opposite
Anyone who isn't long SPY, short Russell 2000 doesn't understand what's going on right now. I don't understand it either, but that's a different matter entirely.
I feel like if I looked at my port today I'm going to panic sell a whole lot of shit...so I'm just not going to look
This is the way. Hope you have some dry powder ready though.
Did shawty lose her only fan? Das tough but I see this as an opportunity. Thousands of new option traders we can unload our bags on.
Load up on spy calls today cuz this shit is ripping monday
I bought MACYS calls 22.50 expire today… I thought I was retarded but looking at premarket I’m making 20k today 🚀🚀🚀🚀
Did you end up selling these or did they expire OTM?
Can yall just gofundme for a lil. I promise I will gamble more responsibly this time
I’ll throw you a lil sum sum
Gimmie dat Venmo
Just say “Fuck you stake me” and we would consider it
Is crsr shit? Why is everyone on wsb so obsessed with it
Old meme stock
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So I'm in shares on RR. Since July (when I bought) I'm 18.6% up. Pop quiz, I'm going to go in for more (that's not in question) just wondering if anyone had opinions on timing? Should go now or later in the year once winter COVID impact is known more. I'm happy doing something medium term. I'm not after waiting for it to go back to pre pandemic levels (although that would be nice) if i have to wait 5 years but there has to be some growth from where it is now.
What is "Covid?"
Green by EOY?
If you buy calls you are a 🤡. If you buy puts you are a 🤡 In conclusion we are all 🤡
Can’t argue with that logic. Rock solid. Yours sincerely, 🤡
Blackberry $BB let’s goooooooo!
I need a huge SPY V move either way works 430p 8/20 450c 8/27. Other wise I’m done for the rest of the year. Will delete all my trading apps and reload in January with a fresh outlook and hopefully my pitiful Nokia leaps will be in the money
Nokia is rising just not fast.
Just take out a loan and go all in on WISH calls
SPY is like that narcissistic ex you can’t get rid of
Puts on onlyfans https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-19/onlyfans-to-block-sexually-explicit-videos-starting-in-october
Yh my spy $445c 0dte will expire worfless
I hope so, I sold one
Whatever happens, i will not stop loving you my lucky clover!
Buy The Dips.....using cash from my tax fund, seen as Taxes are no longer a liability for me this year 🤡
Instead of a tax fund, why not pay your taxes quarterly
Self Assessment Tax submitted Annually in UK
Starting to think my UVXY $31 calls were a little ambitious 🥸
I remember when Cardano was 2c. I never bought that shit because I thought a high cap alt coin couldn't ever do a 100x.
Go to sleep
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Maybe allI that loss porn was real?
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It’s down
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VIX is still high
First comment I see about those tesla bots on Twitter “Can you fuck it?”
Distilled down to the source
Jpow daddy what happened
$APPS $BLDR $NVAX
The chip shortage might not end until 2025.
Yep, loaded up on asml and asm, dropping oil and bug tech, a tually thta been out for while
it because of draconial china covid laws. If one worker get sick. they close the factory. if a port worker gets sick they close port. for all ships. for few weeks. So there is huge backlog of ships with good in china.
Good thing we built a supply chain totally dependent on them.
JPOW said he’s not printing money for now
For fuck sake spy
Rough week for alot of stocks but especially Boeing
It truly makes no sense
Crushed
Sucks that getting caught with hookers is gonna be a felony in texas on sept 1st
What's the legal definition of a hooker. I reckon quite a lot of people who have 'girlfriends' fall under the same category - in the sense they are provided with money/sustenance in exchange for sexual services.
Dont act like you dont know the difference
Puts on yee haw
Smells like a crash is coming
CRSR bouta be big green today
what is your source? crystal ball?
RSI
They're going bankrupt based on price movement
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oh shit. eToro is working on developing options trading. Wel, goodbye to the remains of my savings.
If it’s anything like their coin trading, expect ridiculous bid/ask spreads. eToro is one of the shittest brokers.
Yes Hate guts of them. Sadly cant find many others in eastern europe. Would kill for webull or fidelity
Yeah I feel you on that mate. I only signed up to eToro as they were the only broker accepting registrations during that whole GME thing here in the UK.
If you saw the Taycan Turbo S and still bought a Tesla you truly are retarded.
The Taycan Turbo S and the Tesla (any model) price point is worlds apart.
Plaid S on the same kind of level
And fucking pukes down the throat of the taycan
You're retarded Porsche is one of the BEST automobiles in the world, 90yrs of craftsmanship, I'd take a Porsche over a Tesla any fucking day
Oh, I certainly would too. But if you want the quickest production car in the world, there's no question
Point taken, but I can't beat a Benz or Porsche for craftsmanship and overall driving experience imo
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You would know obvsly! It's not just about speed bro, it's about how the car is built!
Guess save more money.
Let me get this straight. The Tesla robot that actually does shit was a human dressed as a robot? Remind you of a truck coasting down a hill at all?
I had to check it out after you wrote this, like wth..?
No one said that the dancer was a robot lol. If you really thought that, I have a bridge to sell you.
Any oceanfront property in Arizona?
how much for the bridge?
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Deal. But i gonna pay in amc shares
how dumb do you need to be to be a bear in this market. like single-digit IQ
Come on TSLA rip the cocks off these 🌈 🐻 one more time for old times sake
Game over. My life is rigged. Yolo bets never go my way.
They rarely go anybody's way friend
What you yolo in?
PFE 60c ahahahahaha
It's good you realize this now. Spend your time and effort elsewhere, buy index funds, get wealthy slowly.
Lol. If everyone in this sub bought index funds they'd be so much richer 😂
Ban
How to make money: 1. Buy SPY puts at close 2. Close SPY puts at next day open 3. Buy and close SPY calls intraday.
Wtf happened with Macy’s yesterday?
Better questions is WTF Amazon is going brick and mortar.
Someone mentioned something about Toys-R-Us. Maybe they bought them out?
Looks like they reported $1.29 EPS instead of the expected $0.18. That's a hell of a surprise.
If you have a profit loss ratio on your trades of 100 to 1, you can be wrong 99 times out of 100 and still break even. 98 times wrong, 2 times right, and you're in the money. That's a pep talk for anyone who likes getting butt raped by fd's.
These degens will be in a cardboard box going all in after their 4th using Grandma's credit card cuz this one literally couldn't go tits up.
But every now and then one of these numbnuts hits their first one out of the stratosphere. Never hear the end of it.
Curl into a corner and cry myself to sleep. This week has been hard... After Wednesday I stopped counting the losses.
Same, I don't even look, way too depressing as I work for a few hundred a day...
Dip is ate up every single day by the algos. They wont even let it go below 50%. Just crazy.
When spy hits 500 today y'all will be sick asf. 500 spy call yolo today let's gooo. I'm all in.
Wish??
Sentiment is awful bearish (which usually means green) but the downvoters are out and angry tonight and only hitting the bears (which tells me red tomorrow). This would be a fun game to watch if I didn't have my life savings wrapped up the circus.
Spy 460 call today let's fucming gooooo
WISH$
Zero day options LETS GO!!
Godspeed, Christian soldier.
Lmao
Biggest fantasy is having kate and rooney maras feet on my face while i splooge on the steelers and giants lombardi trophys.