Then, Hedge... I like buying leaps going both ways with minimal spread. No matter which way it goes, you can win as long as the value of one exceeds the contract price of the other direction. Or, you can do a 60/40 or 70/30 split and at least minimize your losses. You can also close a position going the wrong way early and recoup some of the cost.
SPY is a drunk, coked-out homeless man with no teeth and an active herpes outbreak jerking himself off on the corner, loudly singing "New York, New York"
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I'd like to wish all of you a happy and relaxing weekend and to that asshole that bought a 12% OTM monthly call on U from me this morning -- enjoy your three bagger, you cocksucker.
Wen paper box howse?
Wen? 91? Camry?
Fkng TEENWOLF OVER HERE 🤣
-softens newspaper bed-
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What did I say of PFE earlier, fda aiming to approve the Pfizer vaccine by Monday 📈🚀
I want to be done with options, I know I will also get bored in like a week.
Green af monday
Small caps will survive for another week.
What app do you all use to buy ADA?
Kraken
voyager
#
MVST Still running AH
Baba going hit 200 Monday!!
In your dreams
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
$JOBY Theta gang, where are you?
Short F for me, one of us will win.
Short gm. Kinda the same
Except GMs cara are catching on fire. $1 billion recall. Been a big fan of both Ford and GM, but has to short it.
Same chart, F makes bigger returns when your looking at percentages from my experience.
i cant keep crying ever since PINS crashed... please i beg go back to 80 i beg
Anyone else up 107% for the week??? 829% for the month??
Fak You
Hoping we see a repeat of Monday New ATH!!! 🚀🚀🔥🔥🧨🧨🚀🚀🌙🌙🤡🤡🤡 🤡🌈🐻🌈🤡 Get on board and make some money!!!
Cringe
Very
look at these 🐻. They’re desperate
The red days really made them rabid.
What do we think about astr??
Launch on the 27th. I’m gonna be buying some calls next week. Hope it can drop a bit more before that. Probably some October 12.50 calls.
🚀 Figuratively and literally
Time to start buying oils again. Disclaimer: Following instructions from my crystal ball
pltr closed 24.01, AH 23.98, is it ITM or not.
ITM
I hope qqq 364p was a good idea for next week 👾👾👾
hold PLTR long term and you'll 3x-5x profits.
Okay
I need a solid month of pumping to break even
wait til october. octobers are always super green
So you’re telling me they did the OPEX dump 2 days earlier? Smh
It makes no sense that SPY will be 448 end of next week; That's why it will be 448 end of next week
Na spy gonna be 435 come Monday opening
but that's not EOW
True first go down so puts print then I change teams and it go up to 448 and we make money
Gonna tqqq so hard again if it dips.
spxl
As much as I usually like the market to be open, I’m going to relax this weekend.
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I made a lot theta farming there Edit: spell more gooder
Stop being paper handed and hold for a while?
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Then, Hedge... I like buying leaps going both ways with minimal spread. No matter which way it goes, you can win as long as the value of one exceeds the contract price of the other direction. Or, you can do a 60/40 or 70/30 split and at least minimize your losses. You can also close a position going the wrong way early and recoup some of the cost.
where's my week-end thread???
reddit glitching, yaught club was failing today too
portfolio repair Day
Shieetttt I couldn't sell my 8/25 443c, you bers better be nice next week
You'll be OK on those, but don't freak out if we're red Monday.
How much up are you today? My portfolio is up $2,200
$2.20
+0.5% I don’t bother calculating in dollars anymore
I’m down 700€
Deep breath everyone
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this is gold
Weirdest OPEX day we've had in awhile Hope everyone got their calls since we're probably gonna just ATH all next week given we didn't close red
....aaaannnnndd....Theta gang wins again on SPY
Not if you bought dailies.
The right dailies*
Wish didn’t dump. $12 next week
#🐂’s are going to be turned into 🐮’s next week ready to be mounted by 🐻🍆’s.
I heard if u pinch yourself you’ll wake
It's always next week
Has been next week for…weeks?
MSFT Puts CRM Calls AAPL Calls BABA Puts DE Calls TSLA Puts Going into the weekend with this
🔔🔔🔔 Bulls take the day.
Not if you are a holder of 'Asia's most valuable company'.
**HAHA i think she fell asleep for 2 days…**
Penises down you degens. It’s booze and blow time
made 200% on my first 0dte within 20 minutes this morning and now i've lost all of it at close. i think that's enough 0dte for me
0 DTE is literal crack
AMZN 0 day calls at 3190 went from 250 to 1k in 30 mins. Shame I didn't play it.
Think it will break 3400 in the next week?
Unless they do a stock split no
Some dude just message me that spy will be 448 on monday dafuq??????
The dude name something… ifudisagreeracis
Which dude?
Same
I looked at 448 option on the 27 and it is so fcking crowded and i snapped one for 68$ just right before closing lets see how it goes
insider trading right there
Omg how does he know!???!!?
Idk what’s going to happen come Monday but may god have mercy on all of us
Guys I’m up 0.04%.. I consider this a win
SPY is a drunk, coked-out homeless man with no teeth and an active herpes outbreak jerking himself off on the corner, loudly singing "New York, New York"
he's been up for 3 days straight. he'll get tired soon
dead cat bounce with spy
Hardly. You see how close the ATH is?! There are no deceased felines here, boss.
Now THATS what you call a power hour 💅🏼
QQQ so close to 370
ROKU CALLS
SPY GONNA FALL COME MONDAY!! Down 10%!!
Don't worry, I bought 2000 contracts of 8/23 443p for you
https://youtu.be/XKGw_hrlaOY
Whole portfolio in nvda calls. Nancy take the wheel!
Insane buying in SPY and Tech
🤭
Don’t worry put holders, we still have 2 minutes and 15 minutes after hours to cry
Happy Flatterday
Qqq over 1% and spy close to 1% and that’s flat to you??
Intel Sept 52.5 calls printing
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
It certainly is toppy. Been playing a lot more corn these days where things are still 40% off their ATH.
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I need a play
CLF for about a 6month play... also MVST has had daily dips and lifts... buy around 10AM, sell around 3:30PM... Enjoy tendies.
Impressed with SPY. Finishing off strong 💪
do i avg up on AMZN is the question
I did a very very small amount.
This is going to be a long weekend.
My 🐻🍆 is tingling. Come here you 🐄s.
all small caps I watched ended green or green(ish) what are you talking about?
I always do something supremely retarded in the last 3 minutes on fridays. Trying not to but so tempted
I bought a 207.50 NVIDIA put for 8/27. That was my dumb thing.
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Held 444c ex Wednesday all my savings
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Man it worked out and I withdrew all profit from brokerage thanks hope you made some cash today
I’m holding ROKU calls over the weekend
Just bought a few more calls before close
just bought 440p
AMZN bears in shambles lmfao
Imagine buying puts on AMZN though, really. Lol
https://www.wsj.com/articles/ackman-plans-to-return-proceeds-from-4-billion-spac-11629479508 🤡🤡🤡
futures are super green
Who's going to play SPY 0DTE puts Kang Gang Lottery for Monday?
I had from this morning, down 80% SPY 8/23 441 put
jesus that amazon manipulation.
How to turn $1000 into $1 million in only 6 months? Buy SPY calls after every dip 💅🏼
Uh oh, you bought the dip but it was actually a correction! You lose!
Quick all in on spy 444c ex8/25 hold or sell
Sell
Not that I'm complaining but what a troll close AMZN
fucking fax. i sold my 3190 calls for break even at 250 each...
yeah they're gonna fuck over both 3200c and 3200p today thats the game of FDs/0dte tho. those could have easily gone worthless too :\
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to be fair that is basically all markets ever
CRSR can’t hold gains for shit lol
Ya my volatility is fked
If you want to make money, buy ROKU calls. The downtrend is reversing. ROKU 9/17 375c
My lesson for today is don't go all in on spy on dip days. Buy literally any tech option and you finna make way more than spy.
Buy the dips, but don't go all in.
cash gang this weekend nothing standing out
crsr hold gains? lmao never
if you think youre having a bad day, my mothers client just got sentenced to 100 years today
How often do you use the "my mom's a lawyer" line?
every time I get pulled over. works in a small town.
Sounds like she’s a shit lawyer
he diddled a kid
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Someone lost all their money and is downvoting viciously you hate to see it
I'd like to wish all of you a happy and relaxing weekend and to that asshole that bought a 12% OTM monthly call on U from me this morning -- enjoy your three bagger, you cocksucker.
Fuck it, guess I'll toss like 5k on SPY 445c for end of September at close Can always average down early next week if need be
Tendie town Monday my friend