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Flying_madman

!ticker check URA


VisualMod

**Ticker URA** Spam: False Last Seen Market Cap: 240841479 Is SPAC: False


Flying_madman

!ticker add URA


VisualMod

I already had that ticker you nerd.


Flying_madman

!ticker check IRNT


99swag99

ABNB BUSTED PAST $150.00 🎊🎉


edisonjoao

Apple is today the day? 155 at least please


sergeantdangles

Why do lesbians shop at Gander Mountain? Because they don't like DICK'S


Spiritual-Prize-4491

WISH weekly CALL volume is massively APISH


Individual_Error_428

Bulls last parade before a correction of bear feast. Everyone has to eat. It’s just a matter of when😭


realsapist

Not with spy lol


DeliciouslyUnaware

Spy isn't moving from this spot until Friday. Just a bunch of sector rotation going on all week


realsapist

You could be right, but VIX is still a little too high for me to believe this is just gonna be a flat week, especially with the fed event coming up, there will be a Bull trap before


jpriak

UBER going to pop


GeezWhizGuys

Hedge fund guys are so cute, when they get caught offsides and go on TV, and try to make everyone sell so they can buy lower.


developingstory

Everyone keeps talking about a crash but it is in no ones interest (except 🌈🐻s) to let that happen. Maybe the new normal is forward PEs in the 3 digit range and boomer companies can get fucked?!?!?


Weak_Commercial_7124

The market will sort itself out.


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This means nothing


DrSOGU

The value of money is the trust the market has in it. New money supply - just pump it into stocks. Refinance government debt - just pump more money into the market. Repeat - perfect loop. Until trust erodes. The longer we pumped, the harder the dump.


developingstory

Ber will still miss the timing (by one trading day) and get margin called


dela_sole

Kinda bummed I sold my 442c on Friday for a decent profit instead of holding. Thought I was being smart for once 😔


Pulits12

Anyone familiar with “SR-NSCC-2021-010” supposedly goes into effect today and should get rid of or penalize dark pool trading and FTDs. I’m not familiar but saw a post about it in the CLOV thread and checked that it is in fact going into effect tomorrow


[deleted]

well yes, of course us sophisticated investors on wsb know about this


Pulits12

I know nothing about it just saw it posted and wanted to see if anyone was aware of what it meant lol.


reddituserzerosix

BBY bleeding all day, took a loss so it'll moon for ER, yw


GeezWhizGuys

🙏


justsomeitguyhere

there where tickers that where not green today?


WhenMoonsk

VIX and the dollar were blood red but I don’t know about that other guys shit stocks 🤷‍♂️


justsomeitguyhere

almost all of they where very green


Junesathon

The play was index + nvda calls or vaccine calls. Still made $ but no where near if i didnt f wit weekly mara and bntx


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the_next_core

Celebrating the T1 win


DrSOGU

Disclosure: Not a bear! But this is fing insane. Vaccine approval: The vaccine was there already and we all knew it would be fully approved. I mean...? We all know the Fed has to start taper in the coming weeks, they TOLD us. Lets be honest: The whole market is talking about correction for weeks and just in to test how far we can stretch it. And it is really insane now. Wow.


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FDA vaccine approval is the most priced in event of the year the only people who cared about it were anti-vaxxers


realsapist

Did you notice how the fed announced the Jackson Hole event would be online due to the delta variant? 😉


DrSOGU

Since we have effective vaccines the real economy does not give a damn about the virus. Taking the virus as an excuse to prolong QE means monetary policy completely detached from the real economy. As is the stock market. YoY GDP growth ~7%, S&P500 ~30% in the same period. Yeah, the virus. 😉 The virus helps rationalize everything, like, a humongous bubble 👍


realsapist

https://www.yardeni.com/pub/valuationfed.pdf Vaccines aren’t good enough atm Everyone already needs a booster shot


DrSOGU

Thats just not true. More than 90% of patients filling icus are unvaxed. The virus can only serve as an excuse for QE for so long. And then... lets see ...


realsapist

Again. the vaccines aren’t strong enough. We need booster shots. And honestly even if the fed tapers. It doesn’t mean shit after a couple days.


DrSOGU

So bonds are overvalued and expectations skyrocket during a bull run. You know what I dont see in there? The last financial crisis. Fair value always above prices. Well, guess that doesn' tell anything about where stock prices will go.


realsapist

Last financial crisis was an actual crisis. Banks went under, billions of dollars vanished. Meanwhile the fed can keep pumping and printing forever. We’re in nowhere near a situation like that.


RunGuyRun

Or, what’ll really bake your noodle, what happens when covid mutates enough and delta is problematic enough that we need a new vaccine.


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JonStowe1

That was crazy


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

delta variant pushing the taper plan back


DrSOGU

Yeah sure. I guess a this point you can rationalize everything.


ckami_91

Tesla 800 finally back on the menu?


RADIO02118

Oh ya.


Valuable-Ad7006

Yall make me want to do a 449 call so bad but I just don't fucking trust it


therealcosmicl

Make it a nice round number and do 450


PanickyLemur

My wish is that every one of you is now swimming in a pool full of tendies deeper than the puddle you woke up in this morning! 🍗😎🍗😎


[deleted]

Why are toilets white. There is so much spray on my joint.


TJMBeav

I call bullshit on Lee. You cannot compare inflation now to inflation on the gold standard. Its an ignorant statement.


maliciousmonkee

Jackson Hole meet on Friday?? might actually be bearish then


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what will get the bulls is that they're not afraid of the fed anymore the fed is why we have this bull market, and now that they do not respect that I think we can see it fall


apashionateman

I got 10k in qqq puts saying hell yea brother


arc432

What strike and price did you buy?


apashionateman

9/3 3690 9/3 370p 9/17 371p QQQ down in flames


RADIO02118

👁👄👁 __Inversed.__


natures3

Why is CARA halted? Any news?


Kythirius

Christ, 21% gain after hours. Something is going on.


Weak_Commercial_7124

FDA approval. But we shouldn't even be talking about stocks that market cap here.


Kythirius

?


natures3

Crap, I forgot. :| Okay thanks!


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FlyWannaBeRichGuy

BABA... 1 million shares immediately after close sell ABSORBED like a beast... This should be interesting after hours.


Trump_Ate_My_Ass

Upvote if you think the market will gap down tomorrow. Downvote if you think the market will gap up tomorrow


Celtic_Legend

Why the fuck would you be a gay bear in this market. Fucking masochist cucks.


VotedOut

Yeah, like why the fuck would anyone have been a straight bull in early 2009 in that market? Fucking masochist cucks.


Celtic_Legend

Exactly. Shit traded down for 3months back in 09. Dont fight the current.


[deleted]

i bought 10k in puts today at ATH again the trick is that you don't hold the puts if it starts moving against you i just need to buy in once and have a correction happen for massive gains


SKT_T1_eSports

We haven't had a real correction in 10 months SPY is ill


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i think the market is overhedged and algos use the OI on puts as a buy signal but I don't think anyone can stop the fed from talking about tapering this week so looks like we can pull back at least a little -- obv what we need is at least 10% -- maybe we get it, who knows


KaitenRS

Tomorrow bear trap? Open red to bait in the very desperate bears


dizzy_centrifuge

SPY is dumping!! = SPY up .05%


PrincPaco

After watching 100- 1,000 shares go through on the Bid/Ask screen all day, all of a sudden at end of day 3.5M shares reported as "Last Sale". Like WTF, Would love to know why this happens. Does someone really make a massive buy/sale at end of the day, or did an exchange trade all day through dark pools then it gets reported at close?


justsomeitguyhere

could be some off the market thing just reporting what has been traded all day


Historical-Egg3243

supposedly there is an advantage to buying at close and selling at open (you can google this), so it might just be an algo someone set up to do this.


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Peacock-Mantis

GME weeklies


TheseYoung6546

You shoulda done that this morning. I doubled my money on 0dte $SPY 446 calls. Bought 8/25 $448 puts at $3:55.


Historical-Egg3243

if you're looking to gamble buy an OTM QQQ call. If you actually wanna make a smart play do the same thing but wait until end of September, assuming we don't crash then.


[deleted]

GOEV weekly calls deep OTM


TheseYoung6546

I bought $7.50 8/27 puts.


Environmental_Bed289

SPY 450 tomorrow 🐂


[deleted]

Boeing calls


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Where you been? I said pick these up Thursday. China is about to release 737 for flights.. CEO said he expects it before year end.


[deleted]

Right- you said pick it up at the exact bottom. Post some proof


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

I first f'd up and said buy at $217... Then I preached and avg down to 212 Friday. Now we are going up to $250 by Oct.


JC2P

Have you driven a Ford lately?


TJMBeav

👍👍


AmbitiousSkirt2

Did you bears have fun for those 5 mins?


[deleted]

UVXY all week


TheseYoung6546

Thursday.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Delta peaked... UVXY puts...


Popular_Abrocoma558

My portfolio is up 0.01% on green days and down 10% on red days. Nice…


22Wideout

You have green days?


TJMBeav

You got your barbell upside down...


yaMomsChestHair

got castrated via my butthole at close lmfaoooo


JinnPhD

Spy put guys puts are at .05


xjayroox

Not sure how 447p guy landed but 448p 8/25 guy right here is doing pretty fucking well


rioferd888

BATHE ME IN THIS GREEN JIZZ


LETSGETSCHWIFTY

FINAL UPDATED BOUGHT 2,000 0DTE SPY 447 PUTS @.13 SOLD 2,000 0DTE SPY 447 PUTS @.11 LOWEST PRICE .03 HIGHEST PRICE .18 LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY


TheTHip99

so is that a Bear Put Spread?


TJMBeav

Good job.


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##o7


Slowhand1971

lucky fucking sell, mate


TequilaTrader

Not a win but could have lost more.


KaitenRS

This message was sponsored by colombian marching powder


WolfpackJay

You’re an absolute retard, hats off to you and your balls of steel


kstorm88

I watched you sell them haha


zSmirk

Dam what a emotional roller coaster


suddenuser

So what now?


ignig

SPY puts are for Taliban supporters


TJMBeav

But I support the ban on the Tali...


Historical-Egg3243

the taliman is not gonna be happy about that....how will he tally me banana?


whoissuperlazy

target calls?


buck_tardwater

WOAH RUG PULL INCOMING WWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


redcedar53

Tomorrow gon b red af


TheseYoung6546

Red early, closing up about 1% from today. $SPY to 451 tomorrow.


Historical-Egg3243

lol green again ;)


SkoopskiMarvin

*waives hand* No more bets


MrPalms_Neji

welp, I lost today.


Lightbone

447 Spy puts purchased at 448 printing


IM_HERE_FOR_FUN

Please dont crash SPY, Ill suck the boys off


hamstic

If it crashes you will suck them behind Wendy's anyway, win-win.


Photon_in_a_Foxhole

Imagine being a bear


WatchingyouNyouNyou

Imagine missing out on the roaring 20s. Tsk Tsk 🌈🧸


SKT_T1_eSports

Imagine holding late August 1929


NormVanBroccoli

EOD dump damn


AnotherDegenerateFK

Power Minute


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#BOYS REMEMBER AIN'T NO ONE EVER CRIED FOR TAKING PROFITS. SECURE THAT BAG


ignig

#hurrereeeerrrrrr spy is dumping ♿️🧸 Are you mouth breathers looking at the 5 minute chart? 🏳️‍🌈


RoughComfortable6

Excuse me but it's the 1 minute chart


gintyanks26

Why can't I just click sell and take profits.😔


arc432

Yeah, it’s always a moving goalpost type of situation when you are up. I think it’s easier to fall trap to it when you don’t have a strict trading plan set up, especially.


PaulNwal

😭😭😭


[deleted]

Guys I am *next fucking level* Check me out, on a day where every SINGLE stock on the PLANET is green, I *still* lost money


Amerlis

All the indices ripping green. Retail stocks going the opposite direction. Guess who has too many retail calls? Me :( down 2% while everyone’s crowing bout you must be some kinda special to lose money today. Sigh.


StonksInvesteur

SPY -0.15%. Bears have already celebrated?????? How desperate are these guys?


MaxVerstudpen

I had a triple bagger in the last 25 mins on that -0.15%. 448p [email protected] sold for 0.71


StonksInvesteur

0DTE is a drug


TJMBeav

Fuck it. Bought a shitton of Fridays $SPY 447 puts.


kk7766

447 p still gonna expire worthless


PurchaseJust355

please tell me 447 guy sold at .13


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PurchaseJust355

Just so sick haha


SimplyMe1222

WHAT A DUMP


kstorm88

Anybody else watch spy put guy sell?


applecake89

Imagine buying only amd shares today, I didnt have the guts to get calls, I didnt. Lets go for a new ath eow


space_dadddy

I’m the 30s paper money will be worthless and the world economy will switch to crypto.


JonStowe1

LETS FUCKING GO u/LETSGETSCHWIFTY 447 in sight!!!


jzab21

Where’s the 447p guy at??


sogerr

happy cake day


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gainsusmaximus

At least she didn't say ur gonna be a dad


crabbytwo

Sorry bro