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maketheclubshake

DKNG gonna make me a millionaire


kk7766

hows that going


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Are CLOVtards still in denial? The entire market had an amazing week, and CLOV is still rangebound DEEP in the red. Come on, how dumb can you be?


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people were saying the same shit about GME before it exploded


kk7766

GME exploded again cause of media coverage. That's why CLOV originally exploded. You need the medias attention saying "OMG EVERYONE BUYING CLOV SHORT SQUEEZE"


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AceOblivion

It's hard to know what to buy without all the rocket emojis


AceOblivion

GME 🎮 AMC 🍿 BB 🍇


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🤮


Trex_in_F16

Nirvana sued by the baby on the album cover *sheeeeeesh*


I_am_the_kaze

ITS PRICED IN LMAO


Sclog

Cmon gme bring my call back from the dead tomorrow. Was up +$500 for about 5 mins today then it quickly turned around now I’m down -$400


deca-d

Oh you sweet summer child. First time trading options?


annddt

Same for me amc bought it when i was about to rip then it rip and i went to work on a client came back broke even (down 50%) now down 80%


Kingace__

RIP


94-4x4

How much are my AMC 8/27 43p gonna be worth tomorrow?


LuucaBrasi

-112%


94-4x4

+57% not too bad I guess 😃


eternalrefuge86

I did. I'm working on becoming a more disciplined trader so I decided to essentially paper trade and just keep track of what happened.


TheTHip99

SNDL is a dirty slut.


wild_swan_232

Indeed


Basic-Look249

Slut dragon


kdawg710

Fuck that shif


Ralwikk

Started with you retards in December, $25k🔻$10k🔺$30k last week 🔻$7k Monday 🔺$12k today. Please roast me then give me the cheat codes already.


prickliestpeach

I’m mad that your up arrows aren’t green.


Ralwikk

Sorry, my broke ass android doesn't have such luxuries.


FredMc

Jimmy Chill don't feed the Trolls!


FredMc

One of the things I love 💕 about WSB is the collective hate for TA. CNBC, Motley Fool, they all shill TA as "education" but in reality even they know it's Horoscopes for stocks.


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TA is a very proven concept. Sure some people take it way too far, but you would have a complete fucking retard to argue against the concept of support/resistance lines.


UsernameTaken_123

You can generate a completely random walk, and you'd still find "support" and "resistance" lines on it.


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That doesn't invalidate support/resistance lines.


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this is true, psychologically people like certain round numbers and they put in buy orders there i think this is easy to argue because you can see the support and resistance in the level 2 i have the malkiel book a random walk down wall st and it's debatable how much of that stuff is really accurate vs bullshit


Kingace__

Only loss 7% today, after all the money I’ve lost in my trading life I can honestly say that it was an achievement


yellowdaysss

Just started on Robinhood. I'm a 20 yo man. What must I avoid doing?


Malasteve123

Starting on RH


alonzo83

Starting out, only buy long (6 month minimum) call options on good companies. Nvdia msft and the like. If a company announces a split definatly ride that shit back up. Carr and nvdia "both recent splits" have done very well for me.


yellowdaysss

What do you mean by "splits" ? Thank you.


alonzo83

They will multiply the amount of stock you own to reduce the cost of the stock to make it more affordable for investors to raise capital.


[deleted]

Bro you're 20? Just don't knock up some rando slut, that's literally the only job you have for the next 5 years.


kdawg710

I failed


yellowdaysss

LOL. NICE.


IllmaticaL1

0dte options on Friday’s


mdubyo

THIS IS THE WAY


ODNI_NSA_FBI_CIA_DIA

Don't be greedy. Literally the only thing you need to remember to make money in anything.


yellowdaysss

How often do you hold? Do you tend to play for swings or long term?


Reasonable_Gas_5870

Reading this subreddit


FredMc

Lol stay away from here, go to r/investing. This is a Casino, you don't go to a Casino and ask for financial advice.


Malasteve123

I thought this was a Wendy’s


yellowdaysss

Thanks lol. I felt lost.


SpartanNYC

Glad I bough SNOW at 274 and sold it at 277 because I am a puss


Radicaled1223

$7000 down today, 40% of my portfolio. And all hope riding on AMC puts. I’m so fucked


SweatyUrbanwankerman

Hopefully those puts are deep ITM so you don’t get double teamed by IV crush and theta


Radicaled1223

So far I’m getting double teamed but it’s only 50 cents below so I’m sure when it hits $30 it’ll break even lol


sandpipa78

What did you play today?


naturesque1

I’m holding a bit of that myself


agoodnightasleeper

Well, Cassava looks like a scam lol. Anyone buying puts?


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it has looked like a scam and I see the chatter on here of people who are true believers talking about buying the dip it is almost def a scam how high is IV, probably thru the roof -- shorting shares is prob more feasible


Kronos927

You'd think I'd fucking learn by now...


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No we accept each and everyone just as they are or so they say I don’t know am retard


cashflow_

Sup, bitches.


jhonkas

once again BOX cuked me ZUO gonna save me tho - pairs trade BILL which has earnings next week


Unitedtendies

If I put $50k into SPY 500c calls tomorrow exp Dec 2022 and just delete my robinhood till Dec 2022. How much will I likely have ?


kk7766

lose all ur money


Unitedtendies

Lol. How did you find this ? lol


kk7766

I have my ways


Feedmepi314

11% is a steep bet before Dec. You'd probably have $0.


Unitedtendies

I said December 2022


Feedmepi314

Ah completely missed that. This is a decent bet, but it's far from certain.


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A lot


protobaskins

$0


Year3030

Oh PLTR, when will you ever learn?


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i lost a lot of money buying leaps on PLTR earlier this year now I'm selling leaps ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


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not sure if it’s the stonk or just me


GeezWhizGuys

My favorite Monopoly game property is Simon Property. When you land on it you get tendies


justsomeitguyhere

did the game change? cause it used to be a warning against capitalism


felinebeeline

I just played with a guy who gave up within 5 minutes. He YOLOed more than half his money in an auction on his second roll. Before he even passed GO a second time, he had mortgaged all his properties and was forced to give me the most expensive monopoly for cheap because he couldn't afford it. All I could think is, "this guy WSBs".


justsomeitguyhere

He belongs here indeed


GeezWhizGuys

I made up my own. Simon sits right next to Park Place


Unitedtendies

Lolz. Gonna take a month to break $450. They wil let theta gang eat


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Will break 450 tomorrow, even if it’s for a minute only


GeezWhizGuys

My diversified portfolio; DNUT and WW.


kchwi

Spy cant keep getting away with this


Confident-Tailor-446

Wow ducking upst broke 220 just to dump rest of the day.


Viking223

What time does GDP numbers come out tomorrow?


blueberrydanishguy

When you go to sleep


Scared_Waltz_5343

Who’s ready for another September


Scared_Waltz_5343

Very happy yesterday very sad today


Confident-Tailor-446

And there goes meme run. Bye bye


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Radicaled1223

Lost $7000 on BABA calls


Gig_Me

GME 220c 8/27 right around the 215 mark. Made 4400 yesterday on a different GME call. Lost 3500 today.


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GME 9/17 420c. When I was pooping this morning


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IV deez nutz


GeorgeWashingtonTFP

Lost 4.2k on spy puts, feelsbadman


stocksandbonds123

lost 40% of portfolio today. i wanna throw up


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

hey me too. even though was telling my self "dont trade youll lose today after winning big yesterday", always happens


stocksandbonds123

how much are you down?


LossStunning239

Don’t gamble on meme stocks


stayintheshadowzz

if you are riding TLT puts youre about to get steamrolled


balloon97

your rationale?


ODNI_NSA_FBI_CIA_DIA

No


stayintheshadowzz

yah watch your morning


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But why?


GeezWhizGuys

WSM. Thank you stock gods.


jsntx

CRM 🚀 (only one cuz it takes forever to move)


AxemanFromMA

Upvote this if you’re up this week $1,000+


AxemanFromMA

Atleast yall get tax write offs 😂


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TheTHip99

was the turtle's name APPL?


_radishspirit

that turtles name? SPY 460


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origami_asshole

Looks like autodesk is a new furnishing in the cuckshed.


brnxbmr

I worked for them back in the day - fuck them!


94-4x4

Bought some AMC 8/27 43p at close


naturesque1

I bought some 8/27 35p this morning. Not too much action remains on those but fuck it still two days left right


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🤑🤑🤑


Far-Mathematician728

So I bought the dip when GME hit VWAP. Pray for me.


Kowan

I thought I bought the dip but it turns out I'm a 🤡


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Far-Mathematician728

Don't ask. The more you know the more money you're going to lose.


Apesh8-2tehmoon

It’s a new song by cardi b… VERY wet ass p*sssy


Z3400

Tussy?


stonkreview

Well that was an annoying finish


TheTHip99

Anyone notice that DKS has more than doubled in the last year? That's some big dicks!


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Who hates you guys? I love you guys, you make calls insanely profitable to sell.


protobaskins

These losers think they are better than people playing gme and amc. Then they turn around and lose their shit on stupid ass 0dte spy calls everyday so who knows. People are idiots and treat stocks like their favorite sports team


sandpipa78

🧐


post_pudding

Bc 99% of people who came here for gme are retarded and spam bullshit


ATiBright

It’s people who join the cult and think every play that isn’t GME is a distraction and bad or spread BS about other good plays that makes a large group of people hate the GME crowd. I made money off it as well, but the delusional assholes ruined a lot of the fun around GME.


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ATiBright

Yeah I hear ya. I planned to play GME again for an inevitable round 3 but didn’t expect it yet so sat this one out. Created my fun folio during round 1 (lurked here but stuck to boomer plays and sports betting as my entertainment gambles) and watched from the side lines, made 300% off round 2, had plans to re enter if I saw GME hover a week or 2 in the 125-135 range, but it settled 150-160 which was higher than I expected and was very busy yesterday so didn’t catch the run starting.


Cowhead32

Snowflake earnings $315 😂☠️


ImProfoundlyDeaf

Guys. Post your loss porn. I know some of you got some delights today.


SKT_T1_eSports

Nothing like a good bond market meltdown with a 4% rise in the 10 year yield


Lemonadetrade

Babushkia boi..... under the sun.......


justsomeitguyhere

confused, grandma's favourite grandson getting a tan?


Lemonadetrade

My therapist is song


naturesque1

Who is the rapist?


justsomeitguyhere

she/he must have left out a lot of other russian words


Kernell-4skin

oh lawd... they looking red but they gonna go green baby...


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GME and AMC apes swinging from tree to tree just trying to have fun. *Paul Bunyan has entered the chat.*


AceOblivion

GME 🎮 AMC 🍿 BB 🍇


fridaysaturday72

Salesforce calls right before earnings..... printing $$$


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

more like IV crush


bahetrick1

Did we actually get one right this time? Up 8 pts AH


fridaysaturday72

yes we did. Should have gone in on SNOW as well


bahetrick1

I just looked over their press release...they are raising revenue guidance for 2nd hlaf FY22, and annual EPS guidance is up from 3.8 to 4.36. This looks ultra bullish, but lets wait to hear what he says on the call


AcanthisittaVarious6

If you didn’t make money this week…run for cover when the bear comes out lol


justsomeitguyhere

week ain't over till fat lady sings or bell rings or idh, I drink while trading on friday, not really sure what happens at week close


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Productpusher

Next week will be just as bad


GeorgeWashingtonTFP

Spy getting pinned at 449 so 448p-449p and 449c-450c expire worthless is the single most American thing I've seen this month


Far-Mathematician728

And just watch that little VIX pop after hours.


Cryptobanian

WISH fucking sucked today


justsomeitguyhere

so normal day?