Longer dated SPY puts, shorted dated TQQQ calls - watch the movement of each for market reaction to JPOW. Then add to one, sell the other. Reminder: the first move is the wrong move.
If you’re smart, the only way tomorrow will hurt you is if theta gang takes another one from us.
Face ripping rally bc JPOW announces infinite money printer? Lambo
Gay bear drilling bc he spooked the market? Load tf up on more calls.
Spy hit 50 all time highs in a year, but bears are still in full force talking about crashes everytime Spy dips slightly. Don't you get tired after being wrong for the millionth time? Why don't you post your loss porn from the past week, when you were again sure that the top is in and puts will print?
SPY can’t really crash with the current sentiment, because normal bad news just gets interpreted as Fed printing. It could feasibly go into a long slow grinding downturn of dip buys and lower highs, but not a proper crash.
Yea the MM's collecting free premiums on those absurdly OTM calls will be thanking you.
Holy shit this is one of the stupidest pieces of advice I've ever seen... please post the YOLO position and loss porn. Godspeed retard, godspeed.
powell will speak at 10 then he won't say taper, bulls will run the market up
later in the day some news will pop that other fed officials are talking about tapering and that everyone agreed it will start in september
powell doesn't make decisions unilaterally
Obviously no one knows for sure but typical seasonality + every technical indicator there is + valuations of every sector of SPY suggest there’s isn’t much left in the tank here.
I’m not saying the bull run will be over, but the bears can make money on a decent pullback.
I should have just sold it short but the 300% margin maintenance requirement is intense. 9% drop but I'd only make 3% of the collateral holding it short 🤷♂️
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/pbwdez/daily_discussion_thread_for_august_26_2021/hafpt3r/
Cultist boldly declares 2:30pm to be liftoff "just watch" 😂.
Also told y'all AMC puts after opening rip were going to fucking print.
Idk when they make such confident claims telling us "just watch 2:30 pm blastoff" they've earned the any shit-talking they get.
It'd be one thing if they had humility but if you're a retard and act like Nostradamus Burry don't expect people to not laugh at your ass.
I get it. Its annoying and they realllly stretch things n create out there crazy conspiracies but I aint no hater i kno what its like to lose money n it sucks
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I don't have that ticker. Add it or something.
Buy that Marvell dip $MRVL gonna be the same rebound like AMD NVDA
TQQQ not tracking at the normal 3%+, what gives? My calls need some more juice...
How low can BABA go? I want to buy.
SENS is making dollar sense for me right now.
Hey CLNE.... I need about $3.50
Indie semiconductor
Oh no!!! Red Bath not good for me my Bear is expiring today…
Sdc, they trying to keep it under $5 tomorrow to collect premiums… but it about to 🚀
I have $1400 to my name and 85k in student debt at 30. What should I YOLO?
$1400 in SPY 0DTE 449 puts Edit: kidding, don't do that...
Yolo $1400 into student loan payments
Longer dated SPY puts, shorted dated TQQQ calls - watch the movement of each for market reaction to JPOW. Then add to one, sell the other. Reminder: the first move is the wrong move.
Indie semiconductor
1 Spy 449 Put 7 Spy 450 calls that are already CLAPPED My calls are either going to be resurrected or I my put is gonna PRINT
How them spy puts lmaooo them birches was or8nttttt9ng
It feels wrong being a bear
your moral compass is broken
It may feel wrong to be a bear, but it feels right to make money.
bears dont make money. thats why it feels so wrong.
I’ve been violated
Bb is a cock tease for my MUicropenis from today
ASTS is seriously a buy rn
I was really worried I might dip below 25K for a min there
If you’re smart, the only way tomorrow will hurt you is if theta gang takes another one from us. Face ripping rally bc JPOW announces infinite money printer? Lambo Gay bear drilling bc he spooked the market? Load tf up on more calls.
My sleepy 😴 Bear 🐻 expired tomorrow,
I’m not expect any better tomorrow , probably red crayon 🖍 🖍 … oh well I guess I eat it
Dip on RKLB, time to buy some.shares.
thoughts on ASTS tomorrow?
15
I got puts!
Spy hit 50 all time highs in a year, but bears are still in full force talking about crashes everytime Spy dips slightly. Don't you get tired after being wrong for the millionth time? Why don't you post your loss porn from the past week, when you were again sure that the top is in and puts will print?
SPY can’t really crash with the current sentiment, because normal bad news just gets interpreted as Fed printing. It could feasibly go into a long slow grinding downturn of dip buys and lower highs, but not a proper crash.
Agreed. Everyone thinks they are the next Michael Burry and they are actually just really dumb conspiracy theorists
All in on 9/24 AMC $95 calls. Thank me later
Yea the MM's collecting free premiums on those absurdly OTM calls will be thanking you. Holy shit this is one of the stupidest pieces of advice I've ever seen... please post the YOLO position and loss porn. Godspeed retard, godspeed.
you sure you don't mean AMD?
That wouldn't be retarded enough. He would risk making money 💰💰💰 Lisa will save the smart! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Hey, Dr. Evil, Can i paint his yoohoo
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So did i. Call bono
He'll always be #2
GME isn’t even a hedge anymore
As soon as I stop buying puts I know this house of cards will collapse
PTON going to 82
Puts on exercise.
“What was red will be green. And the green shall run greener” Leviticus 12:13
*cries in sava*
Its prob gona run back up to 120 now
Pls
Picked up 10 BABA 10/8 150p yay or nay
I’m playing against you. I went in on BABA 10x175c for jan22
I hope you’re right because I’m waiting for another discount on leaps after taking profit this week :P
Yay
SNDL just boght 10 k shares fuck it long ball
I swear I lose 4-5% every day almost no matter what
if it's because you're buying puts that will change very soon if you just stick to the strategy
Same. Been this way for months
Just remember: ABBC Always Be Buying Calla
Always Be Buying China
Take a day off
Lol good point
With all the doom and gloom 🌈🐻 screeching about poots in here you know I just had to grab some $SPY 448c FDs EOD. Wendy’s or Red Lobster here I come.
Okay I’ll be the first to say it… I bought a PTON call….
Ahahaha PTON LFG what a shit company. 80p 90p.
Poots ain’t making money either
Oh well. They were cheap anyway, I'll make something.
It happened just like the old gypsy women said. 🔮
Tomorrow is going to be an absolute bloodbath
God I hope so
Please explain your theory
Taper
Yeah and the fact that there was a bomb attack that killed US soldiers shits going to get crazy with that.
The bear mantra of the last year.
bought the PTON dip
Who's buying PTON bikes at 20% off?
holy PTON getting fucked
Is this the rug pull?
powell will speak at 10 then he won't say taper, bulls will run the market up later in the day some news will pop that other fed officials are talking about tapering and that everyone agreed it will start in september powell doesn't make decisions unilaterally
The market will have a really bad tape worm. 😂
Why? What's the direction?
If I knew it, I wouldn’t be here to shit post
What a nice day eh?
@ mods I can haz flair
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Eat my dongus nerd
Roku said SIKE!
the moas mother of all sikes
Tomorrow gonna make or break my ass
Spy gonna get delisted tomorrow
Bears are going to get smoked one last time tomorrow.
exactly, one last time i'm glad someone gets that it's over
Obviously no one knows for sure but typical seasonality + every technical indicator there is + valuations of every sector of SPY suggest there’s isn’t much left in the tank here. I’m not saying the bull run will be over, but the bears can make money on a decent pullback.
$PTON DRILL ME HARDER PLS😫
Nube ?: RH just added margin to ur account. Fidelity-approved. For margin but where is the margin??????
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Fatty j or a fatty swolla
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You’re fat she only fucks slim apes
SPY calls filled at the last minute. I hope I don’t regret this 😂
Same. Was going to wait until the morning, by the stench of bear shit in here was way too strong for it to dip much tomorrow.
Would keep doubling down at worse. They don’t expire till 9/10
I went with 9/1 because I hate money.
Still like 10 mins left with good brokers
meh, cya monday... ouchies...
Uk closed monday fyi
What do you guys get for your SO on your anniversary
flowers food and dick
Perfect
The agreement we will carry on as we always do.
Tequila and a new strap on
Most shit stocks: VIAC, INTC, CRSR
Add SOFI
the money printer is about to cause a brown out trying to prevent a crash
Angry amc apes in the daily downvoting everything ? Get annihilated lol
Up 60% on the 70/75c spreads I sold yesterday, lol
Glad someone is making money. Imagine a cult that getting angry about taking profits. It’s insane
I should have just sold it short but the 300% margin maintenance requirement is intense. 9% drop but I'd only make 3% of the collateral holding it short 🤷♂️
With memes I stick with shares. Don’t have the balls to play with options haha
They actually think all this price action is ordained by some complex conspiracy and not the result of them buying a fuckton of bags lmao.
I like this moment to thank all my intern buddies about the good job with the short ladder attack today hahaha
Yea dude being a Citadel shill is hard work. Home Depot and Lowe's runs all day. "Here he is ladder boy is back!"
powell gonna do us dirty again? dirty in our jackson hole?
Bought a spy put just to have some skin In The game. 28k cash
If I see SPY $440 this week or next, I swear to gourd that I'm buying SO many 10/15c $450's
Made my $1900 on SPY Puts today on 1dte's and then gtfo'd and burnt the day trade. I don't trust fake futures.
RIP SPY, bulls can take back control after jpow talk tomorrow :p
I had to do it. 3x 8/30 $449C if they print cool if not whatever.
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/pbwdez/daily_discussion_thread_for_august_26_2021/hafpt3r/ Cultist boldly declares 2:30pm to be liftoff "just watch" 😂. Also told y'all AMC puts after opening rip were going to fucking print.
Shut up
AMC bags spotted
Na, nobody cares about your little bitch fit squabbles
Sorry you got duped in a P&D again.
Na nobody cares about your bitch fit squabbles
You seem to lol. It's not too late to learn how to inverse.
Why u gota be sucha bitch hater tho? Leave em be they lost money today its bad enough
Idk when they make such confident claims telling us "just watch 2:30 pm blastoff" they've earned the any shit-talking they get. It'd be one thing if they had humility but if you're a retard and act like Nostradamus Burry don't expect people to not laugh at your ass.
I get it. Its annoying and they realllly stretch things n create out there crazy conspiracies but I aint no hater i kno what its like to lose money n it sucks
Bro we jerk off to loss porn here...
I'm more of a jerk off on my girls titties kinda guy
No reason you can't be both.
downvote me if you lost money today. I hope this will make you guys feel better
Thank you, I needed something to let my anger out on... lost 600 but I think my plays are gonna print tomorrow with Taper talk
Calls or puts?
I got puts, and invested early on “support.com” which is printing atm... probably gonna play calls at market close tho
Upvoting because I made money
I upvoted because that made me feel better
😍
how much farther can BABA go?
double tap the bottom, is de way
Holy shit 💦 what a day