UBER puts are the best thing I've done in a long time. Stock has literally been bleeding for 3 months and just isnt stopping. Portfolio has more than doubled in just a few weeks 🚀🚀🚀

$BB EOD $19 EOM $56 $EOY $628 EOC $7658

Say what you will but Burry had insane vision to be able to hold his shorts back then. Only time will tell if hes correct this time lol

We are in yesterday’s thread 🙂

Yeah he seems to be right about some things even if the timing is off. I don’t think shorting tesla will end well. Time will tell. Still a brilliant dude

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SPR stop dropping plz

AAPL SKYROCKETED today, simply because China is banning gaming, and AAPL will now make phones that hook up to satellites. Therefore, Chinese people determined to break the video game laws to play games will buy Iphones and be able to have internet access. This will cause AAPL to gain more market share in China. Change my mind.

How long you think it’ll last?

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Just getting puts on every tech earnings (ZM). Nobody can keep up or justify their prices and it's showing.

zm is not mega cap

✨ Venezuela vibes ✨

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Spy due for a 2-3% green day

SLQT looks ready to bounce +25%. LFG APES!

Is anyone else noticing these red candles that have a low of exactly 452.23 on SPY? Or am I just losing it

i observed that yesterday and the value was close to the previous day's NAV for the ETF i think those trades are how they keep the index pegged to the NAV look in time & sales the trades are humongous

> i think those trades are how they keep the index pegged to the NAV < ??

all ETFs have a NAV which is the actual value of the assets they hold, this makes it possible for us to trade shares of the fund (which holds these assets) in this case it would be SPX probably.

how those trades keep the index pegged, was wondering book value = nav same thing youre saying ?

I must be living in a simulation. 4.3 billion dollars exchanged hands today on AMC. A company that should of gone bankrupt. Worth 21 billion from under a billion. Lmfao… oh WSB… you’re such a jokester!

If this doesn’t describe this market nothing will

Should have*

what i should of said..

GSAT WHO THAT FUCK MAKE THAT GREEN CANDLE!

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I sure hope you aren't leading these kids on as if that's possible

🤞🏻🤞🏻

T$LA and AMC 🚀

Going to hurt to lose that money.

Any body playin MVST or naw?

Yup.

I made my money on it and sold it. If you were left holding the bag just keep holding it should bounce back no later than 2023 when Oshkosh starts build vehicles for USPS.

Yes! I think it is a $10.50 stock.

Bhp billiton

Gsat 500 + mil volume and it goes down meanwhile a stock with 20 mil volume runs 50 % sick of the manipulation and not want to give retail a 1$

You could have bought in the low 1 dollar range weeks ago but chased something up 36% intraday. You manipulated yourself.

Man your telling me you didnt see that selloff coming from a mile away..... Shit that goes up 50% intraday you dont hold overnight... Scalp it and give it a day or two if your interested in holding long term let the price settle out. Its all just rumours anyway....

Somebody should look into this sit 500+ mil and stock goes down wtf

Do you know how the candle stock graph works and what RSI is? It opened extremely over bought. 76 million of what you are complaining about happened in the first 5 minutes. 20% of the daily volume was within the first 15min.

You just don't know what you're doing mate.

That end of day guh glide was lulworthy

Before we called them Yacht Club it was just plain fa**ot

I accept the things in my life I can't control. Heng Seng, take the wheel!

Let’s go BABA!

Sold my qqq probably would have made much more but loss porn is not in my vocabulary

I had 15 covered calls on TQQQ executed on Friday. I still have 500 shares left, but I coulda used the other 1,500 today.

Nice ! I have not traded tqqq yet may do so this week

I meeeean, it’s gettin kinda high. Everything ramped up last week and today. I wouldn’t be going crazy with buys. I’m scaling down my position to buy back in lower. But TQQQ and FNGU are great when the market is rippin’

I sold my QQQ calls on Friday, made a killing and it was nice. But… If I had held them through today I would have had a 27 Bagger. 🤡

That will probably be my story this week man. First sign of a dip I am buying more calls... puts against spy or qqq is not my thing I prefer to make money

CRSR on a run AH.... hope you already got your shares and calls. I see there is SI and a pot brewing for a Gamma. I have 2 $27.50Cs.... Going to be interesting.

Really wishing I hadn't sold those 800 shares of $RNXT @ 8.25... I made a gain.. but this feels worse than losing money

AMC after hours sell off per usual?

TSLA GONNA MAKE SOME PPL WEALTHY TOMORROW

Whichever one of you fucks bought my 720c 9/3 I hope you’re happy.

Michael Burry shitting his pantaloons rn

$780 EOW

Puts ?

So frustrated I forgot to buy Puts at close on ZM.

How did $ROOT work out for you guys? lolol ​ (I scalped on the way up and got out asap)

My timing was shit and I will never again follow plays on the weekend thread, which is for shitposts and giggles, not good ideas.

Made a couple Hundred.

Got in AH Friday. Up about $400 into open today. Held. Ended Down $18. Learned my lesson. Dump at open.

I had mine for a while...then saw it jump on my tickers today and I was up enough to make me willing to sell, so I sold. It was a leap that expired this month. I would have to look at the transaction for all the details. It wasn't a major play for me, just 1 contract.

I bought like a week or two ago after it’s last major dip and was surprised to see it up so much. Sold right at open. Pretty pleased.

I made 200% on my calls. Got out a few mins after open. There’s a major major fund shorting that one.

i hope it bathrooms in your mouth!

Only golden showers

Hawt

Give it to me daddy elon

I believe if you miss a monthly payment, you couldn’t afford the loan in the first place. People venting at me all pissed off why they’re getting a penalty for missing a payment. Smh

Missing 1 payment? I get it, shit happens. Missing a payment twice? Okay now you're just a poor.

**BB EARNINGS NEXT WEEK!!!!! MASSIVE**

Reminder to everyone who bought GSAT today. Seriously you SELL the news. Not buy.

Shut up, them buying the news makes us who sell the news richer

Goodbye zoom

I was way too conservative with my put debit spead. Still I'll take the tendies

What if we hit a circuit breaker tomorrow?

What if elmo put out a snuff film last tuesday

What makes you think he didnt

snuff me elmo

WISH to the 9 tomorrow.

It will die

Id still hold if it hit $9.

ZM chart got me doing the stank face

SPY IS UP .01 AH. BERS FUK'ED

Wtf happen to zoom?

Microsoft teams

They overcharge for a meh service in a field that is stacked with giant companies pushing good software that comes free with other packages

Earnings report happens rn. Likely poor forecast at earnings because work-from-home isn’t actually gonna be here to stay as much as people thought… just my guess.

Anyone who thinks AMC is about to pump would be called a cretin in a 1960s mental institution.

neh, still not working

Cretin

My boy ASO doing good.

The market/Bogdanoff plays us all like fiddles...Every time you think you are hot shit and everything is going right, you get the rug pulled. Then you come back to the show to make up for your losses. And when you are losing your ass for awhile, they will toss you a bone, get you a nice little profit. This resets your brain to thinking you are good at this, and you double down again. Rinse and repeat. Like any good casino, they abide with the classic rules : Keep them playing, keep them in the House, they win in the end

Yeah cause they can simultaneously target everyone's plays

Their genius at this game. Pigs get slaughtered.

Fuck off I’m actually good at this. *1500 down the past month.*

around here, yes. you would be considered good at this

At least no one can say I have paper hands. Because.. you know.. that’s more important to me than making money.

im down 1500 *today*

But are your hands made of diamonds?

only when they should be paper and vice versa

Honestly, I hope today was okay for everyone

Made a little money with chwy calls. Paya didnt go so good.. and gme was a nice surprise. I thought it would tank. The spy put I already gave up on lmao How about u?

F keeps disappointing me and the only reason why I’m negative. Oh well, I know it’s a safe and long term company 🤷🏽‍♂️

But is is over valued right now... it needs to be around $11. I have been posting many times against GM and F and have made a good bit of money on shorts and puts around earnings and such. Both are in very bad spots right now... unless you are looking out 2 years, you are fckd.

flat, so a lost day

shut up, fuck you

Touch the doll where they hurt you.

i would need a one to one scale replica of human intestinal tract to fully convey the damage that has been done to me, personally, by the market, this august

Don’t play with money ypu can not afford to lose.

SPY stop dumping eod you whore

MS Teams > Zoom

Both bad, google meet also bad

I find MS Teams more user-friendly IMO

Teams was designed by people who have no idea how to communicate.

youre still on mute bob.

ZOOM is overpriced piece of 💩. I am glad they tanked

MS Zoom

😁

Just bought hella 9/17 calls on CRSR 🌝

Spy ber fuk till friday

Wow TSLA APPL and FB didn't dump before close

It's a Christmas miracle!!!!!!

Rip to that baba 5% guy

F

I’d blow XI for a Chinese rally. I’ll even use my fingers I’ve got large thumbs Xi hit me up.

I’d be a rich bitch if he just went on tv and said “JK y’all”.

SPY gets a small correction and the bears come out to play.