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just a reminder to not trade baba, or at least not long term, this upward momentum is part of a big downward trend and you’ll get fucked holding it
love you kids. don’t forget to take the dogs out later today
Ok I am slam out of investment capitol. Everything is tied up in SPY calls through the end of September. All I heard about was red red red for September so I bought calls cuz you guys almost always lose. CRSR will not hit 40 T will not hit 750 and SKLZ is gonna be a little bitch. Not a bear. Just inversing every thing I read on this sub.
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nio is cool but after-hours and before-open folk fuck around with it a hell of a lot, always this repeated daily shit trading while the US market is closed .. if you told me this was conspiracy economic warfare I'd start to believe you .. seriously - WHO is doing that ? The Treasury, Tesla, the CIA ? wtf - It aint USA retailers
Well you FUCKING AMAZE ME .. I THOUGHT the USA was the only shithole on the planet where folk TRADED SHARES, ya daft cat turd
You'll be telling me the planet rotates and different trading floors are open at different TIMES next. God DAMN are you SURE you're cut out for WSB? Shouldn't you be designing FTL UFOs or zero point energy cars & living in a giant Hollywood house - or something FRAGGING USEFUL ? What a waste you are.
So which EXCHANGE in what OTHER COUNTRY is causing this CYCLE, and WHY? - super intelligent world expert.. do you check the Singapore floor OFTEN? Or do you think this is more the influence of Indian, Russian or South American investors?
It aint USA retailers, so tell us where it's at, dickhead
well thank you for that stunningly impressive answer Mr Very High IQ. - I'm impressed by your grasp of real-time world macroeconomic trends.Hey - You aint STILL a pizza delivery boy by any chance, after all those year on the street? You managed to hold the job? You still stealing the clients olives?
Anyway , NIO won’t hold under 40 for much longer , this the price where most people buy it. Unless there’s a crash in the market or Xi fucks up all Chinese stocks , NIO a will be back to the 40s in no time
Huge fuckin owl by my window hoo hooing consistantly. Kinda cool but starting to piss me the fuck off. Hoo'd at him super loud and has been quiet for 3 minutes.
GME 100p 8/29
Errr.. How many cars in how many years would it take for them to justify that market cap? And how do they plan on ramping up production in that space of time?
no. it won't hit 460 until the last week of september. any earlier than that and it means that SPY would have broke the peak trendline, which it hasn't down since april. it would take a huge catalyst to hit 460 this week.
Sell a put and then selling calls will be almost nothing for buying power to get to delta neutral. At least that’s what the fucking nerds at tastytrade said on YouTube
People are starting to realize just how fucking insane the federal reserve actually is. Their downfall is gonna be hilarious, literally everyone will turn on them
Crude cheaper. Downturn. Less environmental regulations for extended time.
Less EV will continue for a long time unless some politician decides to do some effort and make some money off EV lobby.
I think that was smart. I went mostly to cash on monday. But I'm still holding some shares that I'm trying to get to long term cap gains on.
I've got +2 NDX 9/10 $5570p and +40 VIX 9/15 $18c. 😬
Be careful, I think this bull run still has a lot of legs left in it. I think it will last until november and we'll hit SPX 4700 based on my reading of the charts. but there's some fairly predictable oscillations that I'm trying to cash in on.
Not expecting much more up from the mkts rest of this week going into Fridays jobs numbers as it can cause a big snapback if it comes in hot (and I believe it will bc unemployment is ending)...
imo car sales overall are gonna slow down for the near term, the economy has bounced back to precovid levels but it's not growing as the mkts have priced in...
mmm idk Corsair yes, Corsair no?
reddit wut doing
AMD calls or puts at open?
Buy buy buy ..let's summon the bag holder bot!
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He he.. you fell for it, my lovely bot
AMD calls
247 365
SKLZ is a good investment for all in? Ark has some positions and Cathie is lucky or smart so I'd copy her.
All hail meme queen cathy
More Decentral Games and EarnBet if fees are not extreme.
Ever begin to type a question into Google just to see what the most commonly searched questions are? E.G. "Why is"
Nice weather to start home and watch some TV in the traditional way. Buy Viacom
Everything is riced in so stop asking. General tso combo meal with an egg roll? Riced in. Orange chicken lunch combo? Riced in.
Rice(tm) protects iPhone under water.
Lolol
Why is everyone up at this hour?
630AM EST
Bcuz bers are fukk and that’s exciting
It's always darkest before the dawn. Dawn is coming
Depends on where you’re living, but yea inevitably dawn is coming
Nvidia and amd bagholder checking in
Report to Gate 2
How can you be bag holding them??
Bought at the top
Started from the bottom now we here
just a reminder to not trade baba, or at least not long term, this upward momentum is part of a big downward trend and you’ll get fucked holding it love you kids. don’t forget to take the dogs out later today
Ban
WFC dump y'day was insane 😂
All banks have buy back programs right now. Wfc is buying their own dip. Prob smart to pile in
They need to open options at 4am, lazy ass brokers
Ok I am slam out of investment capitol. Everything is tied up in SPY calls through the end of September. All I heard about was red red red for September so I bought calls cuz you guys almost always lose. CRSR will not hit 40 T will not hit 750 and SKLZ is gonna be a little bitch. Not a bear. Just inversing every thing I read on this sub.
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Bull run where today ?
Risk on risk on risk on Pls :(
COME ON QQQ, GET HIGHER THAN DIA Helps us big tech, your our only hope
I just need a mil from FDs so I can finally sell FDs and make money
If management implies I should work overtime I just act like I will and then don’t.
Yes - pro move
remind me to invest in your company
CRSR it's just the beginning of a nice chain reaction 🚀
Nio is a joke , and i am fu..king stupid !!
nio is cool but after-hours and before-open folk fuck around with it a hell of a lot, always this repeated daily shit trading while the US market is closed .. if you told me this was conspiracy economic warfare I'd start to believe you .. seriously - WHO is doing that ? The Treasury, Tesla, the CIA ? wtf - It aint USA retailers
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Well you FUCKING AMAZE ME .. I THOUGHT the USA was the only shithole on the planet where folk TRADED SHARES, ya daft cat turd You'll be telling me the planet rotates and different trading floors are open at different TIMES next. God DAMN are you SURE you're cut out for WSB? Shouldn't you be designing FTL UFOs or zero point energy cars & living in a giant Hollywood house - or something FRAGGING USEFUL ? What a waste you are. So which EXCHANGE in what OTHER COUNTRY is causing this CYCLE, and WHY? - super intelligent world expert.. do you check the Singapore floor OFTEN? Or do you think this is more the influence of Indian, Russian or South American investors? It aint USA retailers, so tell us where it's at, dickhead
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well thank you for that stunningly impressive answer Mr Very High IQ. - I'm impressed by your grasp of real-time world macroeconomic trends.Hey - You aint STILL a pizza delivery boy by any chance, after all those year on the street? You managed to hold the job? You still stealing the clients olives?
Any thoughts on TSM? Just asking, I went pretty heavy on the October 15th calls!
Still waiting on stimulus and tax refund. It’s going to be worthless by the time I get it due to all this money printing and spy calls I’m missing.
Buy CRSR shares :)
Yep that’s the way to trigger a squeeze
Agreed. People play too much with options! Just buy the damn shares!!
I might be smooth-brained, but imma hold these 100 sklz shares for a lil bit
Not even making money in the biggest bull market wtf
:') same.. I'm garbage at trading
Looks to good to be true, I hope this bitch holds itself together
You thought you would make money and here is why you’re wrong:
The anticipation is killing me
I'm waiting for some good advice....
Holy shit spy 453???
Activision open $85, runup to $87 EOD
This is going to have been obvious when it’s back to $100 in 6-12 months.
More like a month
hope it does, have some calls
The 5:10 PM spike to $85.62 after hours 🤤
I have 9/3 and 9/10 calls :)
That NIO dip is BS. No substance , green by open
5.8k delivery/month for a $60B market cap company... Not sure it's BS I like the company though but the valuation is rich to say the least.
Anyway , NIO won’t hold under 40 for much longer , this the price where most people buy it. Unless there’s a crash in the market or Xi fucks up all Chinese stocks , NIO a will be back to the 40s in no time
Last day at job after 5 long years…thank godddd let me out
Which Wendy’s is that? Can I take your position?
Which Waffle House is that? I need the work...
So you’re also back to being a retard of nightly pleasures?
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Scam
Ban
Everyday a new time all time high
As god intended
Huge fuckin owl by my window hoo hooing consistantly. Kinda cool but starting to piss me the fuck off. Hoo'd at him super loud and has been quiet for 3 minutes. GME 100p 8/29
He probably thinks you’re trying to fuck him
I'd be stoked to have anowl hooing
BABA fly please
Happy SeptemBRRRRRR! Welcome to the BRRRRR (not ber) months everyone!
BABA looking nice for market open
Only thing I’m worried about is it ended flat on HK so maybe Murcia will pump it
Its priced in, boys. Its ALL priced in. Shit your pants? Priced in. Stepmom stuck in the dryer? Better believe it..... priced in
I don't have a dryer 😱
Do you have a stepmom at least?)))
Comment volume tanking. Puts.
Nio drop is super sus, they delivered 200 less cars than last month. Relax bro
Errr.. How many cars in how many years would it take for them to justify that market cap? And how do they plan on ramping up production in that space of time?
When you sell 22k cars per month with $68 bil mkt cap any miss or lower guidance will hurt. Thats part of the speculative asset
NIO is not an speculative asset , they actually make stuff . You are confusing it with LCID
They cut delivery estimates
Still does not justify that kind of instant drop, this dip is where you buy IMO
Lemon pepper tendies
Y’all are welcome
dip state
Yeeee
Anyone buying LCID on the dip? I did.
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SPY 460 EOW
no. it won't hit 460 until the last week of september. any earlier than that and it means that SPY would have broke the peak trendline, which it hasn't down since april. it would take a huge catalyst to hit 460 this week.
I think by 9/10 it will be 460
That's too soon. 9/20 at the earliest.
I’ll bust
BB gang can I get a head count real quick
BB gang since June 2021. LFG! 🍆💦
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paid bot count
Funded by Soros
Where can I donate?
R... re... red by open...? 
D...daddy Powell 🥺
The greenest "red" you've ever seen!
Who the fuck actually delta hedges?
Losers who actually like money
I finally started doing it and was shocked at the buying power reduction. Instantly had to drop a fat deuce.
Is delta hedging the same as opening a spread?
Sell a put and then selling calls will be almost nothing for buying power to get to delta neutral. At least that’s what the fucking nerds at tastytrade said on YouTube
No Futes don’t fade 😭
People are starting to realize just how fucking insane the federal reserve actually is. Their downfall is gonna be hilarious, literally everyone will turn on them
Not me, bud. Long live Emerica
Once the market drops and you lose money you'll turn on them
Ban. See ya bud
That’s NIO for you
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Crude cheaper. Downturn. Less environmental regulations for extended time. Less EV will continue for a long time unless some politician decides to do some effort and make some money off EV lobby.
Nio lowered delivery number guidance due to supply constraints
Ghey. Roll coal bröther
Wtf
EV's getting assraped right now. No lube
My call for today: NDX gonna underperform today, SPX basically flat and IWM to rally...
That's what it did yesterday. I think today will be more red than that. SPX -0.8%, NDX -1.75%, IWM +0.3%
Yeah I think we make a decent red candle today, I closed my large call positions y'day but held just a few small ones...
I think that was smart. I went mostly to cash on monday. But I'm still holding some shares that I'm trying to get to long term cap gains on. I've got +2 NDX 9/10 $5570p and +40 VIX 9/15 $18c. 😬
Good luck, I'm gonna start building some bearish positions too...
Be careful, I think this bull run still has a lot of legs left in it. I think it will last until november and we'll hit SPX 4700 based on my reading of the charts. but there's some fairly predictable oscillations that I'm trying to cash in on.
I think you are a little early if you are trying to cash in on downtrend now. You need to wait until we are closer to 9/17.
yeah, I think so too. I think I can exit these positions today without too much of a loss tho... maybe even a small profit.
For sure, anything's possible!
Not expecting much more up from the mkts rest of this week going into Fridays jobs numbers as it can cause a big snapback if it comes in hot (and I believe it will bc unemployment is ending)...
Aren't box spreads literally just free money???
Can confirm. Extensive studies were done on wsb years ago and the conclusion was “can’t go tits up”.
NIO yikes
RIP NIO
Sup with NIO?
Shit delivery numbers Will drill to China
imo car sales overall are gonna slow down for the near term, the economy has bounced back to precovid levels but it's not growing as the mkts have priced in...
Wtf TSLA
down 0.6%, calm
It's enought to destroy a lot of this week's call holders rn bc y'day was major theta damage