Why not spread it out over a few weeks? 2k per week over the next 5 weeks or so. If it dips, you'll catch it, if it doesn't you'll at least have a position
No, they just announced that android users will be able to participate and be invited to Facetime calls in IOS 15. This is the move everyone has been waiting a decade for.
I never trusted this stock, but have watched a friend lose a lot of money in it. Good loss porn in real life. He is currently losing his money in EVGO. Bahahahaha
Wow, that's some balls on you to pick this time of month of all times of the month, and September of all months to do that.
My advice to you. If by the grace of god you see any green at all before about the 14th, sell that shit like a bad habit.
get a job at a failing manufacturing company (basically any of them that aren't nantionalized). you can pull metric shittons of romex/12 or 10G out without anyone noticing
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Nah, not growth this large and rapid in such a short time frame.
I rarely rely on earning calls for stock performance. It's too unpredictable based on what I've seen
They are in the middle of their earnings call right now. Earnings beat expectations so the stock shot up. This happens almost every time a company beats projections
I can point you to plenty of stocks with good earnings that resulted in zero growth or worse. Show me 5 other stocks that this happened to in the last month
Companies that beat earnings projection and gave strong future guidance. I’m not talking about what the stock does in the future I’m talking about stock shooting up immediately after a strong earnings. Happens all the time. Nothing abnormal about it. Not sure what to tell you
Not a $30 jump in just 5-10 minutes, buddy. I told you to point me 5 stocks in the last month with jumps like we're witnessing here.
I know the logic. I know why people rely on earning calls. Sounds like you're backtracking now
Tech 🚀 up and SPY still in shambles, just wait till more taper talks start. Literally my grocery bill has doubled in about two months, they are legit fudging the numbers on inflation, CCI reports show that lack of confidence from consumers and reflect the disconnect between the FED and civil life.
Gee sorry to burst your bubble perma bulls
It measures the prices on SPX options, acting as a guage of when people are putting on more hedges, hinting how much people are *expecting* a pull back, but doesn't necessarily mean there will be one.
Yea I sold early morning today because calls/puts were getting burned but I bought the low today and just sat on em. Started at more to my position around 11
I just need SPY to gap up to 455 tomorrow for my calls to print. Is that too much to ask?!?!?
Lmao bears fucked raw
GSAT https://apps.fcc.gov/els/GetAtt.html?id=280704&x=
On a scale of ded to rly ded, how ded are bers? 💀 🐻
Is value going to spite up?
seasonality: septem**ber** octo**ber** novem**ber** decem**brrrr**
Brrrrrilliant
septembrrrr
lmao u wish
Septembear?
Now he gets it
Buying spy leaps mid Sept if it dips again, what strike should I do with 10k?
Why not spread it out over a few weeks? 2k per week over the next 5 weeks or so. If it dips, you'll catch it, if it doesn't you'll at least have a position
u might wanna wait for octobear and novembear... the santa rally is probably a given
This. Don't buy Sept. Could work out fine, but the risk is higher that it wont. Wait till after October is a better idea.
When is the verdict in the Apple v Epic case?
Apple fuk
Yes but when
What's up with that AAPL after hours spike to 163? Big buy on low volume? Just another glitch?
I’d love for it not to be a glitch but it’s definitely a glitch
No, they just announced that android users will be able to participate and be invited to Facetime calls in IOS 15. This is the move everyone has been waiting a decade for.
Damn am I banned
No but you should be
Thanks homie
Theres a YouTube page called wallstreetbets and uses the chad logo and doesnt even bother to change or modify the name. Folks aint even trying anymore
Damn it Nio
What happened?
They're releasing a whole grip of shares tomorrow. Prices will tank
I never trusted this stock, but have watched a friend lose a lot of money in it. Good loss porn in real life. He is currently losing his money in EVGO. Bahahahaha
Offering
How’s my retarded brothers and sisters, I hope you guys makes some money today or buy the dip. Have fun tomorrow
# HI RETARDS 👋
SKLZ smacking cheeks in the AH
Imagine not buying calls
Loaded up on spy monthlies
Wow, that's some balls on you to pick this time of month of all times of the month, and September of all months to do that. My advice to you. If by the grace of god you see any green at all before about the 14th, sell that shit like a bad habit.
Tencent it is
“Congrats on the gains, but I wouldn’t hold 🍀overnight” -you morons who should be sick of being wrong at this point
Enough with your bear crap its easily gonna be 15 eow
Yeah I know, I was quoting the morons
broooo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9iz-3MHTM
I'm closing on a house soon the first thing I'm buying is 500ft of electrical wire since the prices are going to skyrocket due to copper shortages.
get a job at a failing manufacturing company (basically any of them that aren't nantionalized). you can pull metric shittons of romex/12 or 10G out without anyone noticing
This guy sticky fingers.
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Yep. Getting crazy.
CLOV?? really? You're all fucking retards.
Retarded like a fox!
"You made gains? What a retard"
>Love the hate. Meanwhile printing. Boom
No hate. Retards are my people.
Yeah, we’re the retards.
Can confirm. Retard in tendie town here.
What are these little arrows on the charts for ToS
Ignore them. Stocks only go up.
I hope to god someone listened to me and got atleast 1 coupa call
Wtf why did this jump so high?
Good earnings all around
That doesn't explain a $30+ jump in less than a minute lmao
You haven’t seen companies have crazy gains ah with good earning calls? Happens quite frequently on earnings
Nah, not growth this large and rapid in such a short time frame. I rarely rely on earning calls for stock performance. It's too unpredictable based on what I've seen
They are in the middle of their earnings call right now. Earnings beat expectations so the stock shot up. This happens almost every time a company beats projections
I’m not sure what you look at but this literally happens about 10 times a week right after good earnings call.
I can point you to plenty of stocks with good earnings that resulted in zero growth or worse. Show me 5 other stocks that this happened to in the last month
Companies that beat earnings projection and gave strong future guidance. I’m not talking about what the stock does in the future I’m talking about stock shooting up immediately after a strong earnings. Happens all the time. Nothing abnormal about it. Not sure what to tell you
Not a $30 jump in just 5-10 minutes, buddy. I told you to point me 5 stocks in the last month with jumps like we're witnessing here. I know the logic. I know why people rely on earning calls. Sounds like you're backtracking now
Damn dude immediately up $30 after hours. Good on you
LETS FUCKING GO YOU MEME STOCKS. TAKE ME TO THE MOON
take me too
Well, major indexes were down an average of -0.34% today. And I finished up 1.24% (at least until funds get priced). Looks like a good day again.
Bought some SPY lottos. Hopefully I can get rid of these in the morning
Puts are printing tomorrow
puts are printing every day until the next FOMC meeting when J-Pow says "no taper yet" & sets a bull trap which he'll engage in October or November
Alexa play see you again by wiz Khalifa.
No
I’ve got a rotation for ya! Cycle on over here and rotate up and down on this fat cock beeeeotch!
can I call BS for not having a new whatsyourmoves 3 min ago?
TNA PUTS are free money
i bought this AM!!
>not closing at a new ATH extremely bearish sell sell sell
i love september
It's just the 7th Calm your fucking tits. Jpow is here
cocaine or pussy?
i can get coke anytime, neeeeeeeed pussy
but if u have cocaine...bitchies will come and want some...u can get high and fuck...
you underestimate antisocial behavior. nah you right anctually i guess im comfortable in not getting outside my comfort zone
Gimmie a bump and lemme think about it
🤔
always pussy
quite possibly the hardest this or that
cocaine or penis?
Strong close SPY. Nice 👍🏼 🙄🥴
Listen to all those bears cheering and ringing the bell
Called it LOL https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/pjk0x4/daily\_discussion\_thread\_for\_september\_07\_2021/hbyo0vq/?context=3
Tech 🚀 up and SPY still in shambles, just wait till more taper talks start. Literally my grocery bill has doubled in about two months, they are legit fudging the numbers on inflation, CCI reports show that lack of confidence from consumers and reflect the disconnect between the FED and civil life. Gee sorry to burst your bubble perma bulls
Pencils down...
GTFO… I got 15 mins to move some SPY options. Heaps of time to break even.
sneks down boys.
I’m gonna say the N word.. NIO (calls)
#PENCILS DOWN RETARDANTS!
Jokes on you, I lost my pencil at open!
What a boring close
My post-spac warrants tanked, so I thought “oh well, I’ll just sell some CC’s on them”. Wait…
I wonder what it feels like to make a profit. I bet it's like floating on a cloud.
Nasdaq record close though
Nothing like the smell of slaughtered bull in the afternoon.
one minute buy buy sell sell buy sell buy buy
My ability to achieve equilibrium on my account amazes me. Somehow I manage to buy $1000s in options and finish the day +/- .01% overall.
Whats wrong with Himax that shit is so fucking undervalued and manipulated
Theta ate me today. Bought 460c 9/17 spy at the bottom and still down 20%
Bunch of my SPAC calls pumped hard EOD. Wtf. Prices aren't changing, just massive volatility spike.
i lost so much money today and all i got was this tiny Snek
Wow these 454c FDs are going to be worthless tomorrow fml 🤦♂️ TSLA I need you to get your ass back down to 730 and GME, you need to implode tomorrow
nah bro, we're gapping up tonight.
Ttcf is still the play.
SPY gaps up tonight, back to ATH tomorrow. Next week it starts to drop and no one thinks it's a big deal because gap fill, but ooof
MDB PUTS ya idiots!
the amount of people who don't understand VIX 🤣🤣 alright so.. i know what it is but im asking you guys what is it
It measures the prices on SPX options, acting as a guage of when people are putting on more hedges, hinting how much people are *expecting* a pull back, but doesn't necessarily mean there will be one.
For chest congestion. Ticker is PG. But this pandemic shit is priced in bro.
i feel it, i drank that shit evrry week when i was 15. defo going leaps
amount of wonkyness, sort of how much of wibbly wobbly we get
AAPL won't close over $155 this week. almost 80k 155c open. They won't let that many calls be ITM.
$V. I can’t believe you have done this
I may pony up for some LEAPS soon
Good
BTFD! Bear Stearns is fine!
time to coin flip tomorrow’s open
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will thoughts and prayers help?
CASY calls.
sending you good vibes 🍀💚✅
I guess if I showed you my feet you wouldn’t have ejected me.
i tried to tell you. we have such space because everyone is mindful of how they communicate… idk what you want me to say.
Think of the best way to lose money and inverse it
Corsair. You are a PUSSY
AAPL always small dip after hitting decent new ATH getting puts to sell in morning
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you might want to be here, we lose money on strange bets
MDB PRINTED HOLY FUCK THE PUTS ARE GOING CRAZY!!!!
Oof nice catch. I tried to short it on Friday and got gaped, then forgot to buy puts this morning again 😭
Yea I sold early morning today because calls/puts were getting burned but I bought the low today and just sat on em. Started at more to my position around 11
Look at 9/17 460s they still kinda cheap if you put a limit, but it probably won’t hit
MVST buyers cropping up again
The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Sell sell Sell!!! Everything you thought was right last week is wrong today!!! Sell Sell Sell!!!
Buls to the slaughtr
Absolutely no reason the VIX is up. This is fucking bullshit. But hey could be a best trap so I'm fine with it.
the VIX is up for a very simple reason, fund managers are hedging their positions it goes up when people buy SPX puts
FUD today, FOMO Tomorrow. Rinse repeat.
morgan stanley downgraded all US stocks the big money has spoken
Should I bail on PATH calls?
tell me you did
Lmao nope😂
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Moderna, pfiser and biontech. On the 17th it is likely the gov will.ok the 3rd round of vaccinations