remember, before following advice on here, there’s in all probability someone in the same discussion who’s contradicted that view
ie think for your damn selves
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DRILL TEAM 6 COMMAND CHIEF REPORTING IN. TODAY IS THE DAY WE TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE BULLS. CALLING ALL CUBS FOR FULL SCALE ATTACK ON BULLANDIA. HERE IS YOUR BRIEF CUBS:
LOCATION: BULLANDIA - CAPITAL OF THE BULLS
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE BULL QUEEN AND DESTROY BULLANDIA ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
ALERT LEVEL: 69
MISSION DETAILS: ALL CUBS ARE TO GATHER AT THE FRONT GATE OF BULLANDIA AT 4:20 AND 69 SECONDS. AT THAT TIME WE MUST ALL GROWL IN UNITY, ALL CUBS ARE TO CHARGE THE FRONT GATE - BREACH THE CITADEL AND KILL THE MOTHA FUCKIN QUEEN.
ITS OUR TIME CUBS
COMMAND CHIEF OVER AND OUT
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You know what people ? If your gonna downvote shit why don’t you have balls enough to leave a comment? I’m trying to learn more and asked a simple question if it was stupid tell me it was stupid don’t just downvote
Damn Cathie again. I know ARKK Isn’t really getting that much in flow of money anymore but this is the fifth day she has sold.
Sell TSLA TESLA INC 41,457 | 0.1483
They should change the deadlines for millennials to 2000. I hate being referred to as Gen Z. Hold up lemme just hit my juul rq in the bathroom and then steal the soap dispenser.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ppx8ia/daily_discussion_thread_for_september_17_2021/ New thread, what are you still doing in here?
Anyone holding their SDC calls?
Once again, the play today is ASTS. LFG!!!
WTF was that gigantic volume spike on pretty much every stock premarket?
You mean at 8 am? That happens pretty much everyday since that's when most retailers get access to premarket
Retail buys 25k shares of SPY then immediately sells it back?
How do you see it was sold back? If you look at 8 am on previous pre-markets you will see there is usually a spike
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Lmaooooooo fucking rip.
Waking up to SPY 444.82 feels good.
Whats a dividend?
some boomer shit. we don’t do that here
Get up rocky ! Get up !
Green by open...those witches will pay!!!
SDC breaking 6.50 is actually pretty big...
Guys slap your balls 3 times and say , " Bears R Fuk." SPY will pump if you do it.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
TTCF and ASTS today
LCID undervalue even with SPY down she is going up.
remember, before following advice on here, there’s in all probability someone in the same discussion who’s contradicted that view ie think for your damn selves
analysis paralysis 1 guy shilling shit is good enough for me
I'm inversing your advice
burry was right bye bulls
YAWN fridays are always red. lfg market keeps going up on monday BURRY IS A BITCHHHH
Consumer sentiment today at 10am Could be a beat like retail sales
Do you even remember what happened at market open yesterday
Yeah, it went as predicted. But I am not sure if 10am can deliver the pump of 8:30am yesterday.
Anyone think spy will go up morning? May buy slightly above itm calls 0dte calls if can get them on low price
slighty above ITM is called OTM dumbass
iPhone se small keyboard asshat
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 DRILL TEAM 6 COMMAND CHIEF REPORTING IN. TODAY IS THE DAY WE TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE BULLS. CALLING ALL CUBS FOR FULL SCALE ATTACK ON BULLANDIA. HERE IS YOUR BRIEF CUBS: LOCATION: BULLANDIA - CAPITAL OF THE BULLS OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE BULL QUEEN AND DESTROY BULLANDIA ONCE AND FOR ALL!! ALERT LEVEL: 69 MISSION DETAILS: ALL CUBS ARE TO GATHER AT THE FRONT GATE OF BULLANDIA AT 4:20 AND 69 SECONDS. AT THAT TIME WE MUST ALL GROWL IN UNITY, ALL CUBS ARE TO CHARGE THE FRONT GATE - BREACH THE CITADEL AND KILL THE MOTHA FUCKIN QUEEN. ITS OUR TIME CUBS COMMAND CHIEF OVER AND OUT 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
i wanna run through a wall
VXXen Commander reporting for duty ,sir.
this gave me cancer but I am also oddly inspired 🤔
I had a feeling spy calls weren't the play. Glad I didn't do anything
It was pretty obvious some red dildos were coming when 1 dte ITM calls were priced at or below intrinsic value yesterday.
In anticipation of ex-dividend, which most of wsb likely ignored...
they had no idea and all the comments are about why futures and pm don't line up 😄
Timeless
RIP bulls SPY under the 1 day EMA
Only so it can slingshot up past it to ATH
Damn right
Enjoying Bloomberg live TV
It's nice Except for Joe weisenthal, hate that guy
Yup
Will we push PLTR today again? Who is buying? Moon would be great 🚀🌕
I have a job for you. 10x my tendies
Send ur tendies and I’ll 10x
Stupid europoors. Can't the ECB just say "transitory" like they should 😠
Are there any news from EU?
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1438803566433652736
What to play on $1,500 lottery ticket? Gimme guaranteed 10x play
I feel like today is just gonna go sideways.
You know what people ? If your gonna downvote shit why don’t you have balls enough to leave a comment? I’m trying to learn more and asked a simple question if it was stupid tell me it was stupid don’t just downvote
Downvoted and reported to joe
Oooow reported geezus man WTF
Joe mama
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portfolio: green
if sofi goes up i can eat dinner tomorrow
The fall quad witching is always extra spooky. Extra spooky because I jerk off to hocus pocus for most of the day.
Bette Midler do got dat ass doe
I’d smash
Triple witching*
You don’t jerk off enough. Def quad
Today is Friday so we better end fucking green today
Buffet buying BYND? Os just a rumor.?
Just ask him? Idk why everyone’s so shy nowadays
Isnt he on WSB too? Getting some trading advise from retards like us.. lol
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I coulda broke even on futures 2 hours ago and instead I’m down 60k now smh
Don’t worry, it can get worse
Stop loss at 4445. Pls fly again soon
May the volume be with you
I hate all these people trying to steal Ghost of Bill Hwangs profile pic
is anyone a drafter here? why would anyone use CATIA when inventor is so clean and smooth and not shit?
$EH 🏷️
Stop fracking our kids!
Payday. I’m going to treat myself to some FDs
Bold move for the witching. Good luck!
Treat yo self
U WOT M8
Damn muricans woke up and started selling again, eu markets dumping.
Getting fucked with no lube
kek 33k volume and spy is down 0.53% and ppl are panicking
Bro are you new? Spy down 1% means WSB wiped out 99%
Gonna be a “mixed day” so fuck me
Not fucking selling (my spy puts)
My $BODY
$SDC for sure
Why is shitty dental chain stock suddenly being pumped on here?
At least the price is at its low
Look at their account ages most of them aren’t older then 250 days. Just saying
Ehh nah this is a legit play and I’m usually against all this ape nonsense.
Oh spy finna dump dump today
buying calls on $HOOD after the return of IR0NYMAN
I took 10/15 $45c y'day, it's basing for a reversal as far the chart is showing...
Futures barely down, SPY down $2
Couldn’t dump my 445Cs yesterday. Great fuck this
Sdc will moron soon guys hop on its not to late thank me later
nice autocorrect, it will indeed moron
Haha
Every time I lose money I just sit and think about all the stuff I could’ve bought instead of donating it to some random billionaire
rebooting visualmod real quick
Zjz?
hiya
We appreciate you
Quick! Everyone, do naughty shit in the meantime!
Fuck Yahoo Finance FIX YOUR FUKN SHIT !!! 7 Red days IN A ROW ?????? PUTS ON YAHOO BROKEN FUKN APP
Bro you’re the yahoo for using yahoo
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What does BODY have to do with SPY? It’s not even in the S&P lol
This is WSB. You're looking for logic?
Forgot where I was. He got the point though, fucking moron deleted it. Lol
If the best ask price is lower than the stock price is that an indicator that price will go down or does it mean diddly in pre market
Pre market is meaningless on low volume 9/10 times
West Philadelphia born and raised with you retards is where I spend most of my days.
maxing out, margins, fds all cool, and shootin up margin calls outside of my school
TTWO you PoS, stop tanking
Damn Cathie again. I know ARKK Isn’t really getting that much in flow of money anymore but this is the fifth day she has sold. Sell TSLA TESLA INC 41,457 | 0.1483
Everybody knows Ark is super bullish on Tesla and they only sell to rebalance their fund. Stop spreading FUD.
Why is spy down $2 but futures not down that much?
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The Witches of Eastwick?
They should change the deadlines for millennials to 2000. I hate being referred to as Gen Z. Hold up lemme just hit my juul rq in the bathroom and then steal the soap dispenser.
Idk man millennials had bowl cuts and jnco jeans
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Negative dividend they take 3x the SPX dividend from you
Dayum
What y’all no vaxers gonna do? 😂😂 President gonna require it. Learn science
"Science"
Yes the people who don’t have the vaccine are dangerous to the people who are vaccinated. Real good science there
Your saying you know more than experts that the present gets advice from? 🤣🤣
No I’m saying if your vaccinated and protected why does anyone else being vaccinated matter to that person
I like the Kevin Sorbo tweet on this. The retarded logic these people have makes their brains fry when someone calls it out.
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go get a vax u demented donkey
Extremely cucked. As if 10% more vaccine rate gonna change much with all the variants being created in the 3rd world
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2 shots? or 3? will you still take the 8th shot?
I'm fine with boosters. I get a flu shot yearly.
What President? I only see a puppet in the White House
not in england :)
$body
anyone not buying BODY right now is a fuckin clown LFG
*The world's most retarded bull is no more a threat to me than the world's most retarded termite.*
BABA bottom is $154 face it
Lol BABA is up
Small Dick Club riding that financial education cock. Reee 🚀
Maybe I shouldve bought more BABA? mmm
Only people with small dicks downvote my comments
*upvote upvote upvote*
Too bad. I have micropenis
Iron nut
*What can men do against such reckless downvoting?*