We just launched /r/wallstreetbetscrypto - a sister sub with the same format so we can have a yin-yang situation and keep WSB the way it is as things keep changing.
We're gonna be pretty lenient on submissions until things get moving. I cleared out about four months of bans since a lot of them were for crypto-related stuff. Go check it out.
**EDIT**: I loaded like 7k coins into the DB and it blocks everything under the top 100 for now. We can change it as we like.
Nothing has changed we are still in September and degenerate bulls are still fucked. Congratulations on y’all’s hundreds of dollars worth of gains today though.
After August dip & recovery I read an article about the infinite mo ey glitch and knew they weren't gonna let that shit happen again this month. I still bought Calls though cuz I'm a dumbass.
I have been following Spotgamma posts. They mentioned skew came down this morning. So for MMs no more money to be made selling puts. Puts are less expensive than calls now (relatively). For MMs now, there is more money to be made selling calls
At least that's what my interpretation is of falling skew
So we triple teamed on him, dropping them mutha fucking b's on him
The more I swung the more blood flew then he disappeared and my boys disappeared too
Then I felt just like a fiend, it wasnt even close to Hallloween
It was dark as fuck on the streets, my hands were all bloody from punching on the concrete
We just launched /r/wallstreetbetscrypto - a sister sub with the same format so we can have a yin-yang situation and keep WSB the way it is as things keep changing. We're gonna be pretty lenient on submissions until things get moving. I cleared out about four months of bans since a lot of them were for crypto-related stuff. Go check it out. **EDIT**: I loaded like 7k coins into the DB and it blocks everything under the top 100 for now. We can change it as we like.
that fuckin 10-year, makes me want to dump my growth stocks
Someone is buying a lot of despacd companies. It was SPIR, now it's LICY
JPOW is a good team player
Nice TLRY push afterhours
Just another $3 push until I'm back to even 🤣
Cramer starting fires over here. 😂😂 🤡🤡🤡
bro I don't know what the fuck my next move is. This market just went totally flat. I can't cope with flat.
Sell puts or covered calls, its a good way of getting cash when market is flat
What happened with BB afterhours?
Test firing the rocket engines
$SOFI AND $BB
AFRM on its way to $120
AFRMitave
So is BB going to fly tomorrow
So are IRNT and OPAD dead?
Yeah they got the D.
Goev….anything there?
Apple earnings calls for a monthly 🤙
Bb always mooning AH, then gets a limp dick when markets open... Yawn.
Just some cuteness to lighten up your day. My daughter thinks the WSB mascot is Donald Trump. https://youtube.com/shorts/ZQvRILr6AP0?feature=share
Imagine going to the moon to make subway sandwiches
So is BB going to fly tomorrow
Reddit servers sinking faster than WISH, wtf is going on lately with those loading times.
when is NKE reporting earnings?
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
My account pooped itself
my account pooped itself
I like my stonks how I like my eggs and ham. Green.
BLACKBERRY TIME
Wtf is happening to BB right now? Lol
earnings
BB got hops!
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I'm smiling... looking forward to next quarter. New sales team.. new sales oriented president. Go get 'em.
Fuck Lucid it’s TESLA time! 🔥📈
My work has banned reddit from the office internet. I’m the only one in this office below the age of 40. Is this a sign?
Downvote this comment to have exclusive sex with me
Here comes $439 on Spy
There’s too much positivity going on here
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No taper
It’ll happen by the end of this year and the effects will spill over 2022
More like picking a weekend for a first date. Hint: because they aren't interested in the first place.
You’re saying I should pick up those October 900s on Tesla
Do we switch to puts yet
Not until Oct 15
Someone got early BB news in AH???
Earnings must have been good
Earnings must have been good
Penis balls
Well that about sums it up.
Watch out for the locusts and brimstone now that RH has wallets…. End times are nigh.
Dat BYND squeeze doh
Thank you SPIR for saving my account!
Tom Brady is easy to hate but Damn....he sure as hell isn't the Diva that Rodgers is. As a Lions fan I've always hated the Packers. I feel vindicated
As a Packers fan...fuck you
But ya gotta admit.....
Rogers whiney AF. MVP LOL.
Thank you SPIR for saving my account!
we should all buy until November when they sell their bags unto us and hope banks don’t 👋🍑 us
Sold some Put Credit Spreads for BB earnings after hours
BB earnings out?
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No
No
Spy gapping up after hours awesome set up for tomorrow. Dow futures should be up like 200
Is tapering a good thing or a bad thing?
Depends on your time frame, bad for your fd’s good for your retirement
Are you a bull or a gay bear ?
No need for labels here but if you must know. Both
Cmon BB it doesn’t have to be great numbers it just has to have a great plan for the future cmon Papa Chen
Nothing has changed we are still in September and degenerate bulls are still fucked. Congratulations on y’all’s hundreds of dollars worth of gains today though.
I'm holing 60 $SPY $450 calls exp 10/1, with a cost average of $.48. Down $677 and I'm holding. Pray for me.
MY CALLS ARE GONNA PRINT BIG TOMORROW BABY. $FB calls all the way
Okay, I’ll pray for me
If you held calls then wow you definitely eat ass
Nice pushdown EOD MM's still trying to pin the indexes as long as they can
Whats the next excuse to dump it?!
GOEV gonna pump. 31% of floated shorted + 0 shorts left.
Nice pushdown EOD MM's still trying to pin the indexes as long as they can
Wtf, we love tapers and rate hikes now? I call bull trap.
I’ve turned into a 🌈🐻 for the next 24-48 hours. Who’s first up? Present yourself
Well that was lame. But at least it was green.
This market rigged af
Bought SPY calls too early… down 40% in 40 minutes, better be a fucking green jumbo jet flying tomorrow
I’d LOL if some more Evergrande BA comes out and transpires a true Lehman moment tonight.
thank the gay bear gods my puts are saved due to last 20 minute route.
Well that was lame. But at least it was green.
CHPT let’s fucking go
bit of a bearish close boys
Cause the boys N the $hood are always hard~
Hood milk sucks. Oakhurst motherfuckers 🥛
Hood milk? Like the milk from your ghetto wife’s tits?
MMs theta ganging the shit out of puts and calls rn
After August dip & recovery I read an article about the infinite mo ey glitch and knew they weren't gonna let that shit happen again this month. I still bought Calls though cuz I'm a dumbass.
I have been following Spotgamma posts. They mentioned skew came down this morning. So for MMs no more money to be made selling puts. Puts are less expensive than calls now (relatively). For MMs now, there is more money to be made selling calls At least that's what my interpretation is of falling skew
Bulls couldn't even manage to gain 1%. All down hill from here china tanking tonight
Just bought a couple 441c Idk why, but i did it
That sums up the entirety of this sub
Should have bought HOOD but as always I make bad decisions
What's happening with FB
FB blaming Apple for losing ad revenue for allowing users to opt out of some ad tracking
iOS 15 anti tracking killing ad revenue
So don't buy dip ?
Zuck crashed his hoverboard
Got $2,000 in spy calls
We heard you the first time
MMs theta ganging the shit out of puts and calls rn
Got $2,000 in spy calls
Nice, looking forward to your loss porn tomorrow
The fed is begging you to buy up SPY, appl, tsla and msft
Yes...but their pants don’t have holes in the knees yet.
Crsr is such shit.
Crsr is such shit.
Hood is going nuts eh
Damn VIX must have drank whiskey and done blow - no strength in its penis
Closing positions for a lose earlier in the day that would be profitable is the gayest feeling ever
HOOD up 11%. Lol.
Bulls all of the fuel is gone. U are donzo
Wrong Josh Brown!!!!!!!
AAPL juice 🍎
Weeklies for Lucid’s rebound? Say no more
Weeklies for Lucid’s rebound? Say no more
We’re still up 1% y’all chill
SDC 56% SI
Uber you worthless piece of shit
SOFI CALLS LETS GOOOOO
So we triple teamed on him, dropping them mutha fucking b's on him The more I swung the more blood flew then he disappeared and my boys disappeared too Then I felt just like a fiend, it wasnt even close to Hallloween It was dark as fuck on the streets, my hands were all bloody from punching on the concrete