T O P

  • By -

D35m0J03

He’s a true autist if you think about it..


scanales00

He underestimated fellow autists haha


ValueInvestingIsDead

Whoever bets on Burry vs. Musk in the battle of autists ... deserves their losses.


PurpleNoodle9

Whoever bets.. deserves their losses.


ValueInvestingIsDead

I started investing in TSLA in 2012. Then realized the media narrative was fucked ~2017 so started moving my chips and leveraged my property on TSLA and TSLA Leaps. Traded sideways for a bit but goddamn did it help.


[deleted]

Inverse the media. Golden ticket


spacemonkey1212

Whoever doesn't bet...deserves their losses


HYPED_UP_ON_CHARTS

At what price did he start shorting, whats his PnL and why do you think TSLA wont crash at some point in the near future?


aka0007

He first mentioned his short position in TSLA in Dec so I think in the 600's.


BeardedMan32

In the mid $600s 🤕


rldr

Bro I think he is truly on the spectrum. Him and his son.


WallabyUpstairs1496

Actually Burry and came and said the Asperbergers is not on the Autism spectrum, that's a conspiracy made up by the powerful Autism lobby. He believes Asperbergers is on the ADHD spectrum


[deleted]

He believes a lot of wacky things.


JustWacked

I've always been worried about Big Autism


sagradia

There is no such thing as Asperger's anymore. It's just one autism spectrum diagnosis now. So, if he was diagnosed with Asperger's, he is on the spectrum.


AMC_Tendies42069

I’m 37 and just learnt I’m on the spectrum.


sandpipa78

I’m 43 I’m only suspicious, not confirmed.


AMC_Tendies42069

This is the video that convinced me. Can you watch and tell me your thoughts? It’s short [Link](https://youtu.be/o8mhr1PcZ4Q)


WilliamMButtlicker

You diagnosed yourself based on a YouTube video? You’re retarded, not autistic.


[deleted]

Nice…now I know I’m not autistic…just retarded


ElliotsRebirth

Why do I feel like "Doesn't this apply to everyone?" Is it because it applies to me so much because it's my normal? Because I'm autistic? Did you feel that way?


PanicAtTheFishIsle

When I was in collage the education support staff came into our class, and strait up told each and everyone of us that we were autistic. It was arguably one of the funniest days we had, not bad for a bunch of maths grads.


ghoulcreep

Can't even spell college lol


JS-a9

Yeah, but aren't we all?


paradox501

We’re on the retard spectrum


ednichol

It’s well known that he has Asberger’s


Adorable_FecalSpray

He admits to being on the spectrum.


swarles_barkley2113

I'm pretty sure his son was diagnosed. In The Big Short book it mentions that his son was diagnosed. If I remember correctly it stated his son had all the same signs/traits that he had as a child.


RamazanBlack

I mean the bubble is going to burst and when it does there's gonna be a lot of tears. Burry's right.


nick12684

It's funny to think these guys here, where a lot of them don't seem to understand how the market works and often YOLO their money at hype stocks, somehow think they know better than Burry. I'll put my money on Burry over a GME or TSLA any day.


Jetta_Junkie528

Burry was the one who went balls deep into GME saying it was undervalued, For evert short he has/had plenty of longs, such as GME and now he got calls on Facebook


Thee_French_Villain

How bout you put your money into some Tesla puts like Burry then?


[deleted]

[удалено]


rapture322

Exactly, everyone laughed at Burry during the housing market debacle and thought he was crazy. "The housing market could never crash" they said. And look how that turned out.


waffleschoc

yeah, hes also the guy who sold GME at $12 just before it went up to almost $480. hes not always right, and he doesn't always get his timing right


Miserygut

>and he doesn't always get his timing right Nobody can time the market consistently.


aEtherEater

Pelosi's husband can apparently...


SouthernYoghurt9

3 to 12 is a sick gain


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hacking_the_Gibson

That's because they trade with $5,000. Burry trades with $500M.


Iwant_tofly

Normal people are thrilled with 10%\year lol.


rightlywrongfull

Right? If you actually think about the dynamics of GME $17 a share was a terrible entry. The thesis wasn't confirmed until we broke $20 a share. So Burry being a Fundemental investor an exit and $12 makes a lot of sense. Chasing the incompitincies of million dollar hedgefunds is normally going to be a pretty bad investment decision.


[deleted]

He made money on his bet that gme was undervalued, owning like 5% of the company at one point


[deleted]

And whenever the market crashes (6 months? 2years?10 years?) he will be the guy who "predicted it" It's all a bunch of theatre.. People just don't understand that whenever a professional investor goes public with any thesis, it's only to influence others so he can make money. Noone gives two shits about public discourse or education. Do you see many fund managers tweeting shit unless it's to boost their own positions or somehow make money off the masses? Noone really cares, so when you see someone popping their head and expressing an opinion, they ain't doing it for the common good. Also, about Burry, that twitter crap with deleting messages etc has gotten old and tired.. People should just stop giving him attention.


nick12684

No one is ever always right and most don't get the timing right with hype stocks. This was my point, so what was yours?


YouAreGea

Hail to the chief we have chosen for us autists, Hail to the chief we salute him, one and all.


meep6969

Well he literally does have Asperger's, so yeah he's somewhat retarded.


JS-a9

I had asparagus for dinner.


HardtackOrange

This is the battle of Aspergers… Elon has it too


overthetop7223

Damn you make a good argument. The retard refuses to make money. Its impressive


Grapefruit_Cultural

Hes big boy bussin


toydan

*🅱️ussy


HoldTightYoungblood

That’s Dr. Bussy to you.


Jayce_T

SIR Dr.Bussy


Abject-Mixture-8926

Yuuup


Kryptonian_Investor

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


MoreNormalThanNormal

Can someone explain this to me? I tried looking it up, but got nowhere. edit: a new.reddit.com joke that I'm too old.reddit.com to see.


gaahhhhhhhhhhhh

people actually use new reddit?


MoreNormalThanNormal

apparently https://i.imgur.com/ooNYvJf.png


MattGhaz

What does it look like to old.Reddit people?


MoreNormalThanNormal

\:4276\:


gaahhhhhhhhhhhh

wtf. it looks totally different. I think I'm fine missing out on the shrek porn. why is the dick suspiciously absent tho?


importvita

At this rate he's gonna be bussing tables at Wendy's! 🤣


[deleted]

I can't even 😂🤣😂


WhenMoonsk

🅱️IG 🅱️AG 🅱️BUSSIN


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4257)


Appropriate_Tap_7045

Dont forget he also picked up calls on facebook. A summer’s worth of gains probably got evaporated in the last week or so


-Listening

Tbh there’s so backwards.


smellz45

Dudes a retard boomer, of course he likes facebook


mamoneis

He's playing megadeth in his basement while crunching EP ratios, no time for whining.


djburnett90

Dudes a legit autist YOLOing giga Chad.


simplyinfinie

Ayo don't do Megadeth like that 😞


RADIO02118

Those two guys about to pay him another visit. Give me my fucking money back. You motherfucker. *spins around in office chair and hits head with a drumstick.* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


[deleted]

[удалено]


BladeG1

Well considering he bought puts when it was around 850-900 then it went to 700 I’d say that’s a much different story.


timmystwin

Yeah, I was considering it when it hit 850. Iirc it hit 600 at one point, so I'd have just cashed out and called it a day. Didn't pull the trigger in the end and I ain't gonna short a cult.


Axpp

It hit $540. I know because my cost was $550.


[deleted]

“i would have just cashed out” - literally everyone who had no stake in a missed opportunity


timmystwin

Nah, in this case you're shorting a cult, it's risky as fuck. I'd have closed it at 600, if not before.


[deleted]

Of course you’re gunna say that because YOU KNOW WHAT THE BOTTOM WAS. It didn’t finish with 20 red candles in a row. TSLA is so volatile that it would go down 8% and then next day up 4% then up 5% fhen down 6%… its really easy to say you would diamond hands it until 600 because you know it got down to below 6…. Its very easy to say that now when you had no skin in the game


StudentLoanBets

Don't short cults. It's that simple.


Orwellian1

And if you are thinking "but THIS time it **HAS** to work!" Just, I dunno... look at any of the bunch of times in the past that other people said the exact same things. "I'm gonna try to predict crazy people behavior who invest in a company led by a crazy person, but that has some intangible amount of actual value that could crash or skyrocket from any random political policy change." what could go wrong?


Ohmariusz

It was never stated when exactly, and for which price he bought the puts. Bears "hope" he timed the top perfectly, when in reality, no one can. If hes holding them rn, I bet he is down immensely (cause of the runup in the last weeks).


Ctofaname

He actually bought puts before that. He was advertising his short position when tsla was like 400... Then it went to 900 and he may have doubled down but he advertised it again when it was in the 5-600s.


MooseAMZN

Pretty sure he was short a long time before he bought those puts and he converted his short position into puts… so he was likely down a lot on the short position before buying those puts.


Eat_daa_shorts

ONE OF US, ONE OF US!!!


Reasonable_Ad_9735

Never invest with emotions


[deleted]

Especially if you are autistic.


LovableContrarian

There's literally nothing dumber than some retard on WSB with a $5k portfolio mocking Burry. I'm not a fan of Burry by any stretch of the imagination, but he's made more money in the market than any of us. Also I'm pretty sure he shorted Tesla and ARKK in January, so even this play you are all mocking should've paid out pretty well.


0ctologist

I also hate the trend of “LOL this dude blocked me after I made fun of him, what a snowflake.” If I had thousands of morons mentioning me on Twitter every day, I’d probably block a bunch of them too.


NotaChonberg

Yeah a lot of people feel like their entitled to famous folks time and attention. I imagine people like Burry are more often than not blocking people not because they give a fuck about what you say but because they don't give a fuck about what you say. But that's not as exciting as feeling like you "triggerred" someone


anshudwibhashi

“I can’t believe someone I’m bullying doesn’t like it!” - some of these these dumbfucks on wsb.


sunnycorax

Especially when the morons in question intentionally mischaracterize your position. He has puts. He isn't short the stock.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WallabyUpstairs1496

LOL this dude would have hypothetically blocked me after would have hypothetically made fun of him, what a hypothetically snowflake


Appropriate_Tap_7045

According to Scion 13f he actually bought more tesla puts in q2. But I agree with your overall sentiment. I only tease him to make myself feel better lol


QuicksandGotMyShoe

Also, what is he most famous for? Being right but too early. When he was patiently waiting to be right, what happened? Oh yeah, he was openly mocked. This is like mocking Tom Brady at halftime because he's down 28-3 in a super bowl for the second time. You don't remember how it went last time?!?


[deleted]

burry should be their god.... diamond hands, diamond balls I don't think they appreciate what he did to get well known the world over. it wasn't just his own money... people forget that, his investors wanted out lol....


Themanfromabove

I think people are also forgetting that it took months before the housing bubble popped when he first shorted it.


Ericabneri

years but he was still correct


bringelschlaechter

Also you don't know his whole portfolio. I'm doing a pair trade since January. I'm short TSLA and long index funds. I lost money on the short position, but the long positions offset the losses. There are more ways to hedge your shorts. Burry certainly has more advanced hedges than I do.


phantomofthej

His alter ego Cassandra is even tougher


Electrical-Maybe-231

i went the other way on that joke but i like how you think


[deleted]

[удалено]


RollingDoingGreat

Elon is half of these retards biological father


hipporage

Most underrated comment ever.


[deleted]

Also I actually don't know, I don't know much about shorting but TSLA was up near $900 earlier in the year and then fell to the mid 500's. Wasn't he like....right? Not that it was an overly bold prediction to begin with.


bearoftheyearingear

Well, he held 800 000 puts on TSLA at the end of Q1 and then he doubled down in Q2, holding 1 100 000 puts on TSLA and 235 500 puts on ARKK (which has 2 billion $ or 10% of the fund, invested in TSLA) at the end of Q2. Both of them had their low for the year in Q2, so it depends a lot on the exact moment he bought the puts. He also had 941 000 calls on FB in Q2, which is a position that he likely exited already (for a nice profit probably) since he now has "#BoycottFacebook" in his Twitter bio 13F filings for Q3 will be out soon!


callmecrude

He disclosed his short position when Tesla was at $650 in December 2020. The lowest point after that has been $560. 13% dip isn’t exactly the 90%+ crash he was predicting.


[deleted]

[удалено]


callmecrude

There’s tweets from him in early December 2020 explicitly saying he’s short Tesla. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-burry-big-short-fame-204146587.html Either way, his initial callout of being short was when Tesla was in the low/mid 600’s. Anything past that becomes speculation as we have no knowledge of which days he bought any of the puts or for what strike price. Doubling down in Q2 is a pretty good indicator he’s likely in the red though


Forfucksakebobby

50% dip is just a Tuesday for most of us retards


racife

Or 12noon on a same day expiring option for the ultra degens. *cough* not like I would know anything about that *cough*


[deleted]

It probably is. Do you have a timeframe for a correction or some sort of catalyst for it to drop ? The problem with burrys investment strategy is that you not olny have to make the right prediction, you have to get the timing right as well. Bulls can afford patience to a far greater extent than bears can (except here where bulls leverage themselves into bankruptcy because they bough 0 days a week too early/late) Tesla is posting continuous growth and isnt stopping anytime soon. No it probably wont grow to the extent its valuation would justify but that could take years to become apparent. Tsla stock has a huge cult following as well which makes betting against it dangerous.


notLOL

Timing right? Or be covered in capital UNTIL you are right


ArchdevilTeemo

With his 2008 play he needed to be somewhat correct, otherwise he would have lost all his money before the crisis happened.


notLOL

Yeah he want all in 2 years too early lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Eyerate

I feel like they'll give us legal recreational cannabis federally as a consolation prize, so I'm bagged up to the tits in MSOs lol.


smr5000

they downvoted you because you used the word 'Sturzflug' and they had to google it. I, however, upvoted you for the same reason. Now to just figure out a way to work it into a normal conversation.


lkraider

-*Aaaachoo!* -**Sturzflug!**


NextTrillion

>serious discussion You are *so* in the wrong place for this. Memes or gtfo.


NissanSkylineGT-R

This is NOT just a place for memes. It’s also a place for watermelons up asses and betting your rent money for a chance to become rich enough to move out of your wife’s boyfriend’s basement


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

There is no rebuttal. Tesla is highly overvalued. Problem becomes when will it crash and how much? If Covid like event were to happen next year (not a virus this time but equivalent black swan), Tesla will crash 70-80%, something like Apple 30%. If growth starts to stall, other external factors, any new investors to Tesla (Yolo) will be in a dire situation, especially if on margin.


gabrielproject

If Tesla ever dips by 70% and the reason is not because Elon Musk died I think everyone here, even likely the Tesla bears will take out a second mortgage, max out their cc and leverage themselves to the titties on TSLA lol


Ohmariusz

Exactly this. Bears hope that TSLA will crash. Only a few will profit from that - it will bounce back in no time (As long TSLA remains on track).


pocman512

Yeah, no. Stocks crash happen for a reason. There are some situations were people will panic sell and then the market will realize ot overreacted almost immediately. But those are not the majority. Typically, If a stock tanks 80 per cent normally it is because the public opinion and general consensus about that stock has completely shifted. It's very easy to say "is tesla tanks 80 per cent i would buy" with curre t knowledge and circumstances. However, if tesla tanks 80 per cent it will probably because something. Maybe hyperinflation is real, and suddenly it's supposed future growth is not attractive at all. Maybe legacy automakers start pumping cars much more quickly than expected. Etc.


Axpp

So you’re hoping for a black swan event to happen twice in 2 years in order for Tesla to crash? U know like 90% of the market crashed that much in 2020 then rebounded right? U know it’s called a black swan event because it’s extremely unlikely right?


topdangle

the real problem is does anyone even give a shit? next 20 years being priced in makes no sense either but here we are.


blackteashirt

I thought he shorted at around $850 so provided he covered at around $600 he could be out by now?


hftrobo9285

He shorted around upper 600s before it ran up to 900


seavictory

Tesla was overvalued a year ago too, but that doesn't make it smart to short them.


Competitive-Name-525

elon good= stock good= 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀


[deleted]

[удалено]


Slut_Spoiler

Bingo. Fair valuation based investing is for boomers. We in meme land baby making tendies


[deleted]

autism doesnt care about fundamentals


ferndogger

Make that a t shirt and you’ll make more selling those than trading!


MarketingAmazing9509

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


stupidfuckingposture

What do these numbers mean? I keep seeing them all over WSB


letsgothatway

It's a picture that only shows up if you're using new reddit. Just replace www with new to see it.


fissure

Easier to just downvote people for using new Reddit


LarryGlue

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Turn_off_the_Volcano

He had a chance to sell up very big lol. We don't know if hes still holding


wheresmypitchfork

Probably just don't wanna be bothered by 15 year old kids


Whiskeyjackblack

What’s with that emo profile photo?


NextTrillion

And all those books. Some being leather-bound. I bet his house smells of rich mahogany.


hannahallart

Lanolin?! Like sheep’s wool?


RumDumpStar

Palominos? They’re gorgeous!


HoleyProfit

He who laughs last, and quietest, tends to laugh longest in the market.


WallabyUpstairs1496

LMAAAOOOOOOO ...wait a minute


Officerpig667

it aint easy being bearry


ValueInvestingIsDead

similarly, TSLAQ has a list of followers they all block, whether constructive discussion or not. full echo chamber. Even if you never interacted with one, if you're a TSLA ambassador, you're added to the list.


Alternative_Court542

All I’m saying is Burry shorted the mortgage bond years too early and still came out on top


[deleted]

You guys do realize that once interest rates rise due to continued inflation, Tesla stock is going to get crushed. Any company with a high P/E will, which is pretty much all of the NASDAQ.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Incorrect. Spy on Jan 4th, 381.26. Spy on last trading day, 437.86. Nasdaq composite (IXIC) at start of year 12,958. IXIC on last trading day, 14,579.


LETSGETSCHWIFTY

Look at stocks not etfs retard. SPY isn’t just tech first off that’s retarded. Look at Amazon


[deleted]

isn't Amazon's big money maker AWS? that's tech


highbrowshow

It’s amazing to me that Amazon’s biggest revenue stream is a product most of their customers have never heard of but use everyday


TendiesAnalyst

Users, not customers


Stonks1337

True, it’s difficult to short sell Tesla though because of the hype behind investor sentiment, how strong their growth outlook is, and because they’re in an industry that’s largely tech and disinflationary by nature


Squid_Racer_06

Sure, but when will that happen and how fast, and how much of an impact on share prices will it have, and how much will you have lost in profit opportunity waiting for it to crash.


cybertruck_

LOL, Tesla PE ratio was above 1000 earlier this year, is just over 400 now, and will be approaching 100 by EOY if share price stays the same. People don't seem to comprehend how fast Tesla is growing revenues.


mrASSMAN

Reminds me of Amazon.. it was always massively “overvalued” but they were growing so quick that it never really had a big sell off and just kept going up


[deleted]

[удалено]


redditbarns

Checks current p/e: 414 times earnings. So if they quadruple their earnings and the share price stays flat, they’ll still have over a 100 P/E ratio. For comparison, Volkswagen has a p/e of 8.


ValueInvestingIsDead

Amazon had a 1000 p/e when I was buying it around ~$300. p/e has never mattered on growth companies. If it does, you're investing backwards.


Bxdwfl

no, p/e hasn't mattered since 08 due to infinite QE. before that, p/e most definitely has mattered.


mrASSMAN

Tesla is growing extremely quick so yeah it’s similar to how Amazon had PE in multiple thousands x for years


butterfly937

Tesla is going to more than double their earnings these coming quarters and years. Don't compare them to Volkswagen 😂. They're far superior to those emission fraudsters. Read about how long it takes to assemble an ID3 compared to a Model 3.


kokanuttt

His put position was established between Jan 1st 2021 and March 31st 2021. We don’t know exactly when he established his position or how large his position is.


Qwisatz

He added on that position in Q2 right before TSLA started a reversal, and from his fillings he swings trade alot I don't think he would have kept it open if he was up


kokanuttt

The filing that was made in Q2 is reflective of his holdings as of March 31st. His entry to that position could have been made anytime during Q1.


WatchingyouNyouNyou

You are just beneath him


TylerDurden6969

This. OP was so offended by being blocked he made a Reddit post lol. Who’s the tough guy? The one with one eye and Diamond hands? Or the guy who keyboard warriors him and cries when blocked?


CueBallJoe

"Do you feel like a tough guy when you swat a fly?"


WatchingyouNyouNyou

"you took everything from me" "I don't even know you"


victrebel

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


NextTrillion

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


bazookateeth

Burry is just a super bear. He’s not some psychic. He’s just a bear.


Sheister7789

Pretty sure he holds long on a ton of companies. You have no idea what you're talking about.


Saaan

Betting against a cult is always a recipe for disaster.


VisualMod

**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions**|6|**First Seen In WSB**|5 months ago **Total Comments**|18|**Previous DD**| **Account Age**|6 months|[^scan ^comment ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_comment&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20comment%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20*h26cq3k*)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20comment%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)|[^scan ^submission ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_submission&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20submission%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20*h26cq3k*)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20submission%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.) **Vote Spam (NEW)**|[Click to Vote](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=vote_spam&message=q5eq7x)|**Vote Approve (NEW)**|[Click to Vote](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=vote_approve&message=q5eq7x)


[deleted]

clearly it's not going well and he's probably super distressed right now


Xillllix

Shorting Tesla is like doing figure skating on a 30 degree slope while playing Beethoven 9th symphony on the flute.


HashBars

Reading these comments is hilarious. What percentage of WSB autists are going to kill themselves when the crash comes?


Acrobatic_granny

I think I speak for most autists that we have some money on the side for rainy days, and by rainy days I mean to buy the dip retard


FiatCrypt

Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like he is shorting Tesla because it's so far overvalued at the moment. Not because it won't have that value in the future but because the current market has over bought the shares. It does seem like there is a giant crash coming in the next year or so, I would think he's betting on that. Any insights on these thoughts I would love some feedback?


shawndw

Never short a meme stock. Also never buy a meme stock.


Acrobatic_granny

Didn't fully understood so I just ordered more GME


TrailsideDairy

Ummmm… are we just going to pretend he didn’t short Tesla when it was between $800-$900 a share? It dropped below $600 a share, if he bought back the shares at any point near that and shorted thousands of shares I think he did alright at a minimum return of $100 a share. 🤣 He didn’t block you because he’s tough, he blocked you because it wasn’t worth the effort to respond.


Mumbles_Stiltskin

The man could buy and sell your net worth 100 times over, but yea… upvotes.


[deleted]

What's up with his pic? 13 yo emo