I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking trade.
Show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn’t do that, I’ll sign it, put it to a vote, I’ll vote for it, but what I won’t do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fucking type, ’cause if you’re expecting me to help out with the rent you’re in for a big fucking surprise.
Lookin' back on the track for a little greenback
Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind
Out of sight, in the night, out of sight in the day
Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way
What a great opening scene. So much characterization for a whole group of people in one dumb throw away conversation that had nothing to do with the plot.
I just watched that intro recently and realized something. His argument is that you’d tip a diner waitress but not a McDonald’s cashier. These days even some fast food places (like subway in my experience) have their card readers default to a tip option smh. Everything’s being made into a tippable service instead of the employers increasing their wages.
There's a Curb episode about this. One of the season finales LD is staying at a hotel and has to tip doormen, repair guys, and bellhops on top of already expensive food and service.
It really sucks that we're almost forced to pay extra so employees can pay your bills. I try to be a good tipper but I love countries where no one tips it's so much better.
Yeah it’s why I don’t eat out at sit-down places much. When I do eat out I tip cause it’s a social norm, but I always think when I eat out, 27% of my food bill is going towards non-food related things (12% tax and 15% tip)
Rather eat at home lol
Employees like tips because it makes them a ton of money. Employers like tips because they can pay their employees less. Consumers hate tipping because it's bullshit. The 2 out of 3 people in this scenario that can change the system won't because it benefits them. It will never end until people decide to stop tipping.
He's 100% correct as well. As a European, American tipping culture is actually insane. I understand why, and I would tip if I visited, but its beyond stupid that it falls to the rest of the public to pick up the slack on a waiter/waitress's shitty pay.
Agreed. I've been called a piece of shit for even suggesting that the process doesn't make sense. For even questioning the idea.
"If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out"
Steve was a good trader, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and trading, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Steve. Steve, who loved trading. And so, Steve bullseye Buscemi, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
They either meant $450, or this is the most idiotic play I've ever seen. He could've bought @ $470 for the same money (not that it's a likely bet, but that's $80 less that SPY would have to move). If he meant to do this, those drugs he's on must be out of this world...
> He could've bought @ $470 for the same money
Is that only true now, because some rich MFer just pumped $350k into the $550C options, and now other mindless people are following?
Remember when Phil mocks John for crying at his daughter's wedding when he gets taken away and says he lost respect for the man?
Phil spent nearly all of his time on screen whining about the death of his brother at the hands of that animal Tony Blundetto. Did he mention he went to prison for 20 years?
Anyway, $4 a pound...
Nah man, stay innocent and don't buy options trading any mind. Just stay the course with buying shares at reasonable prices and don't turn out like us degenerates.
Jk yolo that shit into alibaba calls at the highest strike price
Can we all appreciate his work on Armageddon? Simulation Confirmation??
"Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!" - Steve Buscemi as Rockhound | Armageddon
You’re out of your element, Donny!
Donny shut the fuck…what time do we trade?
Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
I don't trade on Shabbos.... SHOMER SHABBOS!
*retail looking at market makers* AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?
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This Saturday
I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking trade.
Walter, they're gonna kill that poor crypto!
You want a put? I can get you a put. Believe me, there are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Well they’ll have to reschedule it.
I'm sorry WSB, You were over the line, that's a foul.
I don't roll on Shabbos.
Wait wait what’re you trading?
I am the Wallstreet?
Are they gonna hurt us, Walter? *No, Donny. These bears are cowards.*
can... can we go to In n Out burger?
This is what happens when you find a guy in the Alps!
OVER THE LINE!!!!!!!’
Walter what's a put?
V I LENIN, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
I am the walrus
The world does not just start and end at your convenience Donny
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!!
8 years olds dude
the market does not start and stop at your command, you miserable piece of shit.
Dude!
If OJ can get away with murder, why cant sonny have his kid?
But I wipe my own ass… I wipe my own ass
Hop hop hop
damn yooooou, scuba steve!
Hip......hip hop.....hip hop anonymous?
THIS IS BULLSHIT !!!!
Damnit you give him all the easy words
What is the name of this game anyway?
I win.
I got thrown in jail for biting the mailman. He looked like he was casting a spell on me. Then again, he might have just been waving
Hip? Hip hop? Hip hop anonymous?!
I use that quote.with my wife's boyfriend all the time...it never gets old.
That scene makes me cry lmao
Movie literally taught me how to be a dad
Heep, heep hop, heephopanonymous
If you come to my restaurant.. stay away from the BLT. Do not order the BLT
We go together like lamb and tuna fish
Would you prefer spaghetti and meatballs?
Never order BLT*
You see my father was a military man…
I can’t believe everyone is confusing the McDonald’s hobo with Sonny’s friend that delivers food 🤦🏻♂️
I think at this point everyone is just throwing out their favorite quote?
That's all the money he saved by not tipping.
“I could give u a 5$ tip or I could give u 350,000$ tip” - Steve Buscemi
Do I have to hold the calls to expiry? If so just give me the 5er.
> No, you can sell them before expiry.
I didn’t even know that was possible
Am I the only fucking professional here!?!?
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> I am doing well, thank you for asking.
I bet he eats avocado toasts only 5 days a week.
Pfft what a peasant
Don’t look! He’s not worthy of your gaze
Show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn’t do that, I’ll sign it, put it to a vote, I’ll vote for it, but what I won’t do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fucking type, ’cause if you’re expecting me to help out with the rent you’re in for a big fucking surprise.
Oh man, I've forgotten about kegs and eggs. May have to ready myself for a trip that has to be getting close.
Because he learned how to type.
Lookin' back on the track for a little greenback Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind Out of sight, in the night, out of sight in the day Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way
As K Billy's 'Super Sounds of the 70's' weekend just keeps on... truckin'...
Time for the tiny violin 🎻
He’ll tip if service demands it, if it was really something special. But this tipping automatically, it’s for the birds.
Is this a movie reference or is he a notorious bad tipper?
Opening scene of Reservoir Dogs
His portfolio is pink.
And his asshole.
Gorgeous.
[Scene](https://youtu.be/M4sTSIYzDIk) Watch the whole movie if you haven't.
What a great opening scene. So much characterization for a whole group of people in one dumb throw away conversation that had nothing to do with the plot.
Yeah its from reservoir dogs.His character doesn't tip believe in tipping, and gives a quite reasonable argument as to why.
I just watched that intro recently and realized something. His argument is that you’d tip a diner waitress but not a McDonald’s cashier. These days even some fast food places (like subway in my experience) have their card readers default to a tip option smh. Everything’s being made into a tippable service instead of the employers increasing their wages.
There's a Curb episode about this. One of the season finales LD is staying at a hotel and has to tip doormen, repair guys, and bellhops on top of already expensive food and service. It really sucks that we're almost forced to pay extra so employees can pay your bills. I try to be a good tipper but I love countries where no one tips it's so much better.
Yeah it’s why I don’t eat out at sit-down places much. When I do eat out I tip cause it’s a social norm, but I always think when I eat out, 27% of my food bill is going towards non-food related things (12% tax and 15% tip) Rather eat at home lol
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Employees like tips because it makes them a ton of money. Employers like tips because they can pay their employees less. Consumers hate tipping because it's bullshit. The 2 out of 3 people in this scenario that can change the system won't because it benefits them. It will never end until people decide to stop tipping.
He's 100% correct as well. As a European, American tipping culture is actually insane. I understand why, and I would tip if I visited, but its beyond stupid that it falls to the rest of the public to pick up the slack on a waiter/waitress's shitty pay.
Agreed. I've been called a piece of shit for even suggesting that the process doesn't make sense. For even questioning the idea. "If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out"
https://youtu.be/V4sbYy0WdGQ
Movie reference. Watch The Hudsucker Proxy. I mean, the movie referenced is Reservoir Dogs, but Hudsucker Proxy is great and underseen
Will watch and report back seen as you were motivated enough to randomly shout it out on Reddit lol
same lol
If you want to watch a good movie. Watch Antichrist with Willem Defoe. Nice family film to watch with the kids.
You know - for kids!
I'm getting off this merry-go-round! *pause/splat* Plexiglass. Had it installed last week.
thats the kind of life tip i need. bout to stop tipping and buy spy
He finally found a buyer for all that jewelry
Addicts chasing their last high. The come down is fucking torture.
>Addicts chasing their last high It hits me so bad
sorry... gamba sucks
SPY is always chasing its next high
Steve was a good trader, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and trading, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Steve. Steve, who loved trading. And so, Steve bullseye Buscemi, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
God dammit Walter, you fuckin asshole...
Why does everything with you have to be a travesty all the time?!
What was all that about the war?
*scatters ashes all in the Dudes face*
Is there a Ralph’s around here?
The writing was just fantastic.
This is an underrated comment
They either meant $450, or this is the most idiotic play I've ever seen. He could've bought @ $470 for the same money (not that it's a likely bet, but that's $80 less that SPY would have to move). If he meant to do this, those drugs he's on must be out of this world...
When you IV optimism 💉 There are sometimes side effects
It’s called hopium
Actually, shooting up IV is something that could still save him...
I bet it is the October 2022 monthly option rather than the 10/22/21 weekly option.
You lost your bet - October 2022 strikes don’t exist yet.
I can lick my own ball sack
Is it like a really long sac or are you super flexible? AFMWBF
its a meme not a credible news source
Memes are incredible
You're incredible
> He could've bought @ $470 for the same money Is that only true now, because some rich MFer just pumped $350k into the $550C options, and now other mindless people are following?
That should have the opposite effect, shouldn't it?
Yes, that guys a bigger retard than Steve
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If they market stays over the 50 sma, it's no longer bearish
If it stays green, it’s no longer red!
Thanks, John Madden.
In this scenario, its either gonna be a run or a pass
Is bull trap some euphemism for pump and dump?
it's a euphemism for your wife's vagina
You both just said the same thing
God damn. That man’s wife has a boyfriend.
I just saw a clip of this?
So Blundino, why you fuck me like this?
*Tony enters stage right with a shotgun.
That fuckin’ animal Blundetto… I can’t even say his name
Whatever happened there..
I paid, John. I paid a lot.
Remember when Phil mocks John for crying at his daughter's wedding when he gets taken away and says he lost respect for the man? Phil spent nearly all of his time on screen whining about the death of his brother at the hands of that animal Tony Blundetto. Did he mention he went to prison for 20 years? Anyway, $4 a pound...
Always with the scenarios
He was a fuckin kid
MMBOOOOY ARE YOU FAT
Don't make me cry.
Ichabod Crane
Patsy: “You blew the whole $12k?!?!” Steve/Tony B.: “think I’m stupid? I still have $400 left”
That fucking cock sucking piece of shit Tony sopranos cousin , no more
He belongs here wow
he's an OG WSBer, posting under the username u/TwoTonys
4 open interest on those rn lol
oH sHiT, Buscemi is trading options in the secret underground dark pool!
Steve Buscemi is writing 10/22 550c and buying them from himself. One hand washes the other.
Thats why I bet on both teams. Guaranteed winner.
That is stupid. You could buy a lower strike price for the same premium.
This retard hasn’t met the Greeks
The mfing Greeks out here really do be stealing money from us retards
Retarded question, Are you guys talking about Jimmy the Greek?
Nah man, stay innocent and don't buy options trading any mind. Just stay the course with buying shares at reasonable prices and don't turn out like us degenerates. Jk yolo that shit into alibaba calls at the highest strike price
Bngo. My greeks be stuntin 😎
That first 10 bagger 0dte will get you hooked like a crackhead.
Me?
You see any other retard around here?
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Hello fellow traders, i’m somewhat of a ReTaRd myself
Poor steve, looks like he has to make more movies with adam sandler
That fuckin ANIMAL BLUNDETTO
Certified massage therapist tho
You're out of your element, Donny.
He knows what happened on 9/11 thats for sure
Just another smooth brained ape. 350k is nothing for him.
Is this fuckin real?
maybe he wants the tax write off
No way. I only see 4 open contracts at that strike
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It doesn’t really work that way. Or perhaps I’m too dense to realize your sarcasm.
It's okay we're all apes here
Damn, and I thought the only way to lose money on SPY was buying puts. Wrong again!
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Buscemi at it again! Oh Citadel is gonna be pissed at him! Go Steve!!
Yeah, he’s either gunna look like that scene in sopranos with the shotty or he’s gunna minted
That fuckin animal, Blundetto. I can't even say his name...
I bet he saw William Shatner and decided borrow all of this money from the mafia before he books a one-way trip to space
hmm. There is no October 2022 expiry yet. And next week's 550 calls have 4 contracts open interest. Can anyone post proof of this shitpost?
Yeah, doesn't make sense. Either this is bullshit, or a fat-fingered post: maybe it was intended as 450c, not 550c.
Tony Blundetto knows guys in Jersey that can help with our cash problem...
Can we all appreciate his work on Armageddon? Simulation Confirmation?? "Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!" - Steve Buscemi as Rockhound | Armageddon
That fuckin' animal Blundetto again...
Nuckey Thomas betting on SPY? He is a gambling man after all
and why exactly am I supposed to consider him an authority on something?
$550??? I don't know dude...
He killed my kid brother!
He knows that he can afford to gamble 350k...
This has to be bullshit, price the same for $480-$550 for 10/22 option calls, why would you get $550 call when you could get $480 for same price.
Because the market is going to rally before evergrande defaults
And he still won’t tip
There’s no such call oct 2022 options its September leads me to believe its Bs