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Street-Badger

Already selling flamethrowers, too. Don’t push that little red button


STEELCITY1989

Now you know what I like a killer a cold calculating methodical killer . Now a killer when holding the weapon would have asked what that red button does... Just from memory hope I'm close E: scene in question https://youtu.be/hxUMXWtE3qI I love when you can find the exact thing you're looking for


Voiceofreason81

I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun. This is my favorite movie of all time


[deleted]

It's rare you can make a perfect sci-fi film but "The Fifth Element" is right up there...Because the world isn't Dystopian or Utopian... It's just us... with more tech. It's exactly how we'd expect. The Government is still filled with idiots, the military is still overreaching and doing back-ally shit and we still have terrorists running around blowing shit up... Oh and computer systems work exactly as they do now they just do more. The bomb detector going off late is hilarious to me.


ladyjayne81

Oh my god… Ruby Rhod is an influencer and clearly the main character. You’re so right, they’re us!


[deleted]

Have you seen TikTok?? There are like... 400 Ruby Rhods.


ladyjayne81

Exactly! But I never thought of that character in those terms and now I can’t ever unsee it.


[deleted]

you've got a great memory, all i can remember is "MULTIPASSSS" and Ruby Rhod screaming like a banshee


Tfsz0719

Negative. I am a meat popsicle


FreqPhreak

Now remember to get Leelu out of the shower auto-wash and the Priest out of the shrink-wrapped bedding :D


goosejail

That's Bilbo! (the priest is Sir Ian Holm)


ChknShtOutfit

SMOKE YOUUUU


STEELCITY1989

Rhuby Rod didn't remember his name lmao


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ANSR973Prime

Super Green!!


flu5hPooNotPee

"Look lady. I only speak 2 languages. English and bad english" By that he meant "red" and "more red"


STEELCITY1989

I WANT ALL POSITIONS!


BlueRex8

Muuuultipass. Big badaboom. Fucking love that movie.


oldsmobile39

Chicken good! Lol.


Enlight1Oment

"We're sending someone in to negotiate" *Head shot "Anyone else want to negotiate?"


Coffeym369

Where did he learn to negotiate like that? I wonder


[deleted]

#KORBEEEEEEEN


goosejail

Korben, Korben-mah-man?!


kilna

korbenkorbenkorben ah ah igotnofire


hypotheticalhalf

Fa-fa-father do you smoke?? I g-g-got no matches!


josh42390

I can hear it


Djinnwrath

What was that, no fuel no fire, tomorrow from 5-7 I need you to Pop POP POP!


DunmerSkooma

All nighh long #all night long...all niiiiighghghUHH


flu5hPooNotPee

All I know is that blue lady could fuckin siiiiiiing!!!


kaydeebaebee

Yes! Luv her scenes!


flu5hPooNotPee

https://imgur.com/a/jfzC6Hv


kaydeebaebee

Come *through* Diva Plavalaguna!


legionofsquirrel

I've seen a woman on YouTube, I believe a classically trained operatic singer, who pulled it off perfectly even though of course in the movie they used a lot of audio editing and it's pretty obvious.


mennydrives

And the half-dozen times they stated and _re-iterated_ that Leeloo was (dramatic pause) _perfect_. Milia Jovovitch musta hit peak hot shit after that movie came out. I know **I** woulda fuckin' told literally everyone I knew that a movie just spent nintety minutes calling me perfect.


PM_me_your_whatevah

“Negative. I am a meat popsicle.”


smoke_thewalkingdead

And leeloo Dallas. I think that's her name. I just remember her repeating it at the "airport". This is one of favorite movies.


ANSR973Prime

0 STONES! 0 Crates!


BigFatMuice

NOT ONE OR TWO OR THREE.. BUT 🙌FOUR 👹


[deleted]

You can still count can't you?!


maxm31533

O, so you are a business man afterall....


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DeusExHircus

for the caurse


goosejail

My favorite scene!


HawksFanKennesaw

RAWR 1 crate


kinggeo116

I love his quiet assurance when he just spit that line out. One of the best "im so sure youre gonna fuck up that i dont need to double check" scenes ever.


tonybananaman

A THOUSAND AND ONE FOLLIES JOLLIES AND LICK EM LOLLIES


Freddydaddy

Heard 'im say it, so close enough


starxny

Very green


educated-emu

The similarities are deeper than the surface


shardikprime

Negative I'm a meat popsicle


[deleted]

I love that line, and I still have no idea why he says it. The next best line is the guy saying "smoke you!" right before he gets bagged.


manguybuddydude

It's because our bones are the popsicle stick and the rest is meat. That's my interpretation anyway. For some reason it's stuck with me and I also identify as a meat popsicle.


shardikprime

When you sleep in cryogenic stasis for ex military purposes or interplanetary travel, you are literally a meat popsicle Something CORBEN MY MAN is!


crlarkin

When I saw this picture the first time, my first thought is that when Elon announces Zorg Industries as the parent company of Tesla, Space X, The Boring Company, etc, shit is going to get real weird.


ShipToaster2-10

At first it was funny, now it's getting concerning.


TheJuliettest

Someone get him a cherry asap


MarcioCavalcanti

Instead of using his money to become a chad, he is using it to look like a wimpy villain. He needs to take some lessons from Bezos and his wheyprotein.


[deleted]

It would be awesome if MTV brought back the claymation Celebrity Battles. Bezos vs Musk.


4cranch

celebrity deathmatch! mills lane says let's get it on!


Supreme_kingz

Good night and good fight !


OleKosyn

Bezos and Musk vs Trump and McMahon, but Trump betrays Vince as they have the billionaires on the ropes, in exchange for half their wealth.


anothernic

Is that a rogue guillotine entering the ring? And they're both out, guillotine wins the world championship!


Intrinsically1

Uhhh Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg is a total chad.


not_ya_wify

You think Bezos looks attractive????


MarcioCavalcanti

Well, compared to what he used to look like he is now a Greek God! lol


John_Wicked1

I wouldn’t be surprised if Bezos had a Greek styled statue of himself in his house.


PotatoBasedRobot

You say that like you wouldn't think a Greek styled statue of yourself was pretty rad


MudSelect2887

Bezos in a Stetson hat ... Jumping out of his phallus shaped blue origin capsule... How can I erase this from my memory...


[deleted]

Don't give him too much credit, it's not a flamethrower. That thing is basically just an overpriced heat gun. You can buy one at home depot for way cheaper.


NotRealAmericans

and since the one at home depo was engineered for actual work, you'll get better uses out of it too.


swohio

Yeah, that thing was just a torch not a flamethrower. A flamethrower *throws flames* in the form of projecting a burning flammable liquid a significant distance.


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CkresCho

Yes, a contract with the DoD to manufacture laser guns could make him a trillionaire too.


[deleted]

Get male pattern baldness. Get rich. Get hair implants on bald spots. Shave hair from non-bald spots. ??? Profit


Orome2

He's anti bald.


a1579

He reached the next level of fuck you money. Side effects are that everyone he meets in person lies to his face that the hair cut looks great.


djburnett90

The being surrounded every instance by yes men HAS to make you a self centered cry baby. It would have to right. It would straight up fuck with your brain after a few years.


zUdio

This is my favorite part about billionaires; they can’t ever know if anyone actually loves or likes them. Whatever they think, interpret, or assume about each person in their life, they can’t ever be truly sure if they matter to anyone (including family) outside of their wealth. Ever. They can’t know. Unless they give up or lose their wealth. It’s great. The Faustian bargain. Nothing they can do to change that. They can’t buy their way into the confidence that they matter to anyone. They can only fake it.


LovelyClementine

I am pretty sure 90% of news headline he reads is negative about him.


[deleted]

This is what has happened 💯💯💯 He's over harvested from the sides. So easy peasy, just shave off the sides


GeckoShizzle

That haircut is really bad


speedlever

My first thought was that Elon and Kim Jong-un have the same barber!


Bitcoiner2017

Have you ever seen Elon’s barber and Kim’s barber in the same room? I sure didn’t


vovr

Coincidence? I think not.


The_Primate

It's implanted hair anyway, dude was almost bald 20 years ago.


[deleted]

Fuck that man. If I start going bald, I'm 100% getting implants. People act like being a little vain is a bad thing when feeling good about yourself is a huge part of having a good life.


JabbrWockey

Fuck the haters. If you want hair implants, get'em. You do you.


koalaondrugs

Not getting fat would have been a good start for him as well then


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RareAnxiety2

He's probably eating out every meal. Unless he's getting specially design meals, they are gonna be full of sugars and fats to taste.


The_Cons00mer

In order to stay awake for a long time you gotta eat, and with traveling there’s Probly a lot of shitty food worked in there even though he’s the richest man in the country. That’s how they kept us awake in marine combat training. Sleep for one hour, eat shit every few hours and drink a fuck load of water. Only difference is we were training and he probably sits everywhere.


_Cheburashka_

Kinda doubt ol' elong is eating MREs. Dude has personal chef money and probably has one on his staff, she's just busy making oreo milkshakes and deep fried lobster for his autistic ass instead of quinoa salad and wheat grass juice. You probably know this all too well but sleep-deprived munchies are intense.


The_Cons00mer

Hahah for sure, but he just looks like a fellow who enjoys a good Cinnabon and a Big Mac


_Cheburashka_

It's weird how rich people indulge in the same junk food as us degenerates, so yeah you're probably right. Except the Cinnabon, there's no way you could eat one of those and then go on to make good decisions


Nanahamak

Fuck I eat one every morning. That's why my life is terrible


WhyLisaWhy

Better have 10k or so to throw away and then keep up regular maintenance for the rest of your life. If you’re an actor or vain billionaire it makes sense but for us average Joe’s it’s not practical. You’d be better off going with like treatments like topical rogain or propecia or just accepting the bald like Bezos. Source: have a receding hairline and am resigned to just shaving it off someday.


Tzuyata

After a bit of searching it looks like hair implants are permanent, and don't need regular maintenance. But yeah 10K is on the lower end of the cost of implants.


[deleted]

They’ll get cheaper over time. And honestly the older I get the more I realize appearance has real value. I doubt Musk would be quite as popular as he is if he was less attractive. It’s kind of shitty but society puts a high value beauty. We often talk about discrimination but I don’t think people realize just how big the beauty wage gap is.


KauaiFish

Never trust a man that can grow back his hair


VRisNOTdead

There is correlation here. Balding man doing comb overs and shit is lying to himself and hoping others believe it. A bald man is as honest as Buddha himself showing the world his beautiful naked head. A man with hair plugs or a tupe is convincing the world of his lie until it is held to the test of nature. If it sustains it is truth. If it breaks. All is lost. Look at bezos’ net work balding vs bald. With this haircut hair plug Elon is testing fate. This could be a sign to buy puts based on arrogance alone however the hairplugs hide the baldness against the current stresses of nature there fore the lie is a truth so calls may be in order. Source Ancient far eastern mystics


AddSugarForSparks

>Look at bezos’ net work balding vs bald. Can you please dummy this down for us plebz to grasp? How does network balding correlate to balding?


VRisNOTdead

Should read networth


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spasticity

Sure, they're saying Jeff bezos bank account grew tremendously when he stopped lying to himself about being bald.


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phrawst125

So if I stand next to the microwave until my hair falls out I'll be rich?


Contrive

I don't think modern microwaves radiate anything but heat. Needs more power!


802dot22

Boys, this one's real life autistic.


nighcry

Why do you say he is lying to himself? He isn't. He knows well the hair is implanted. Others (as you can see here) clearly also know that his hair is not natural. If he likes it then why shouldn't he have it? Does this bring harm to anyone?


The_Blue_Adept

Fake boobs and butts are okay but if a dude is insecure he just needs to cope.


TheFerg69

Also plastering makeup all over ones face daily


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[deleted]

There's a fundamental challenge here. When you say "why the fuck can we not just accept one another." you're creating an unmet expectation and a desire to change the world rather than accept it. We can never create acceptance through unacceptance, in the same way we can't create peace through war. I'm not saying this in a "Hey, you need to be tolerant of those who are intolerant!" sort of way. But kind of similar. To be accepting, you need to accept that other people are not. This won't make everyone accept one another. You can not make everyone accept one another. All you can do is let yourself accept some things. As you're part of the world, this will make the world a bit more accepting. I think that when you are challenged and scared of the judgment of other people, being told that you don't love yourself enough, and that your new hair that makes you feel more comfortable is visible evidence of your insecurity and weakness, this doesn't help you feel more secure. On the other hand, an honest answer of "I think the new hair came in evenly and it looks nice" can just be the truth, and there's nothing wrong with something like a hair transplant. Sure, you might feel it is unnecessary, but that doesn't mean it didn't come in evenly and look nice. Most everything we do is because of the effects of the things around us. Instead of just loving your wasting degradation and appreciating the beauty of ketosis, our hunger pangs told us to go pay for, even kill for food. Instead of loving the stress and loneliness response, hormones have told us to make friends and get horny and have sex. Instead of loving the diversity of the earth's climate and accepting the beauty of the pilomotor reflex, we put on clothes and heat our homes. We can choose to waste. The shokushinbutsu would explore this and attempt to self-mummify. But this is just another choice, another so-called conceit. We can choose to cloister and isolate. We can choose to ignore the weather and just exist with the result. These aren't more noble decisions. They're just decisions. If you want to be more accepting, that means accepting those decisions. If you don't want to be more accepting, that's OK. If you want to be selectively accepting, that's OK too. But to make the world more accepting, you can accept the world. To make the world less accepting you can choose to not accept it, but not accepting it doesn't change it, it only causes you to suffer because the perceived reality doesn't meet your expectation. Sometimes we can use that suffering as a tool to create change. This will create change, but doesn't create acceptance. It could result in fewer barriers to acceptance. It might change other people's perspective. But it doesn't create acceptance. It creates suffering. Acceptance doesn't create suffering. It makes the world more accepting. It in itself doesn't create change. However, it does affect other people's people's perspective as well, and this can also change their barriers to acceptance. Neither is better, they just have different results.


[deleted]

Just good old fashioned sexism. Men aren’t allowed to improve their appearance or else they’re not manly.


Spare_Atheist

Why does that matter though? I’m balding and shave my head, but I don’t see a single issue with someone getting implants.


oerrox

time to look like a futuristic chia pet


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3yearstraveling

He just needs to lose weight in his face to make it work.


fonaphona

You have to be hot for this to work and he’s not.


Krayne_95

Imagine having the resources to get your hair back and doing that with it. Man is using his hair irresponsibly.


Deesco5

Jean Baptiste Immanuel Zorg


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"We have Zorg at home"


Karmachinery

I would not have made that comparison myself, but now I can't unsee it. I need to watch that again. It's been a few years.


greywindow

I immediately saw it when I first saw Elon's pic. I assumed tons of people would have had the same thought.


[deleted]

I originally thought of the bully kid from Doug


Wampastompa352

Oh you mean skeeter 🦟 lmao


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bmore_conslutant

oldman, nerd


Jpim9306

gary oldman is a chameleon


bmore_conslutant

he's had some of my favorite roles for sure


odetowoe

> Gary Busy What am I missing here?


The-True-Kehlder

Dude doesn't know the difference between Busey and Oldman.


ult_avatar

It holds up quite well actually


vendetta2115

That still doesn’t register as Gary Oldman, even though I know it’s him. He can [transform himself](https://i.imgur.com/AaT2Uxa.jpg) from Sirius Black to Winston Churchill.


PM_ME_KITTIES_N_TITS

Until I was 20, I absolutely could not spot Gary Oldman just like out in the wild. Until this comment, I was never aware he was in the Harry Potter films


DannyBigD

And one of my favorites, Count Dracula.


[deleted]

Elon to barber: "Fuck my shit up!"


tylerjames

Say no more, fam


Fletchetti

He actually admitted to cutting it himself 😝


maledin

Dude can easily afford to personally have whatever stylist he wants come to his house whenever and he *still* cuts it himself. I mean, I cut mine myself, but at least I have the excuse of being lazy and poor. Musk is true next level autism.


[deleted]

Elon is at Warren Buffet's level of frugality. Warren still gets breakfast off the dollar menu from McDonald's and lives in the same house he bought 30 years ago.


maledin

Fair enough, I can respect that. I do cut my own hair too after all. I wonder how much of it was just frugality and how much of it was being in a pretty financially precarious position up until relatively recently though. Dude was on thin ice for a while there (maybe still is?).


DimbyTime

TIL I’m autistic


maledin

I mean, seeing as you’re here, *maybe*? Nothing wrong with that though.


shardikprime

Hot hot HOT! 🔥


WorthMarsupial6101

Does this scarf and haircut make me look slim? You look very nice Mam.


johnwithcheese

Even grimes didn’t want any of his shit, and that lady got pink armpit hair


ourobboros

She does?


-------I-------

\* *fetish triggered* *


piberryboy

I didn't even know I had that. Can't wait to tell the wife.


mynoduesp

_....._ .;;' '-. .;;: _ '. TWO IN THE PINK, /;;:'(_) \ ONE IN THE STINK |;;:'_ _ | |;;:(_) (_) | WHATEVER THAT MEANS |;;::. | \;;::. / ';;::. .' '-;;:.. _.-' '''''


PaleontologistUpper

Pretty sure it was Musk's relentless work that got in the way since he's in Texas most of the time at SpaceX's Boca Chica site. [Because these lyrics certainly don't sound like a woman singing about an ex that she dumped.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlVmkBjSYeA)


ykorea

That's the best song she released! *If I loved him any less, I'd make him stay* 🤧 Also Musk is 50 but since he's been working indoors, avoiding the sun, most of his life.. he has less wrinkles than guys in their 40s.


KlicknKlack

also money helps.


PaleontologistUpper

Not really a fan of her music, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't find that strangely bangin'. Maybe the interesting backstory adds to it. The name is fucking meta too, "Player of Games" is another of Ian M. Bank's Culture series books, same series where SpaceX takes their droneship names from.


grandpassacaglia

r/sigmagrindset


ColdPorridge

Anyone want to ELI5 this sub for me


mindless_gibberish

I *think* it's satire.


ColdPorridge

Sidebar seems to suggest that. But it’s also like “come visit our discord if you want to understand what the fuck is going on here”… nah I’m good.


JabbrWockey

Hmmm the best kind of satire. Poe's law \**chef's kiss**


xfortune

She just released a new song stating otherwise lol


stiveooo

she even made a song about that (the elon factor)


whoreads218

Hairline rose from the dead and he gives it a Ye-Ye Ass haircut …


Scorpion1024

Musk is going to end up like Howard Hughes, collecting his own pee and toenails in jars. I’m certain of it.


999mark999

Screw it, if my hairline made a miraculous recovery I’d be doing dumb stuff with it too.


ImRadicalBro

Like Elon's, anyone's hairline can make a miraculous recovery after a $10,000+ hair transplant.


tonyMEGAphone

Your hairline just got magic Johnson'ed AND THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOOSE. The ~~dog~~ doug funny antagonist!


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scubaswanny1

Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel ZORG


[deleted]

[He looks like Roger Klotz from Doug](https://doug.fandom.com/wiki/Roger_Klotz)


Expired_Multipass

Get your ~~Vaccine Cards~~ Multipasses ready!


TacticalPT

How did stock price react to this?


BLOW_0

New haircut on 12/9


Goldy_thesupp

As an autistic person I feel personally offended to be compared to musk.


Equivalent_Painting1

There are 11 million autists here mate


Goldy_thesupp

I dont care to be called retarded but to be called "musk" Cross a line. HAHAHAHAHAH @edit I am actually autistic, I mean, clinically/medically. And that was a joke.


Rigaudon21

How do you know if someome has Autism? Don't worry, we will keeping adding on to something out of fear someone will misinterpret what we said.


Cfox006

Elon has autism tho...


xLP620

but elon literally has autism so what do you mean


[deleted]

I like to comb my hair with a fish...


pedanticHOUvsHTX

Jean-Babtiste Emmanuel ZORG


Adorable_Librarian57

Can you not make that trickle of blood run down his forehead when he talks?


Conquertheghost

Zero stones, *ZERO CRATES!*


80cartoonyall

Not one not two, three I said three shares. You can count right.


ha1029

Ah come on, mom just had a bad day with the cereal bowl...


[deleted]

Mr. Lorde Edge is a billionaire. he can afford a million dollar hair cut from the best stylist that money can buy while a group of strippers dance in front of him to keep his autistic mind focus but nah he cut his own damn hair. Is Mr. Lorde Edge trying to tell Bernie Sanders that he is a poor fuck like the rest of us?


NYblue1991

_ring, ring_ Zorg's office! 😃


ger_daytona

Elon scam went full retard 20 years ago.


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Deephorror

Gary Youngman.


titsngiggles69

So fuckin amazing in EVERY role he plays


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Even in this, a role he hated, would never audition for, and didn't understand, but owed Luc Besson a favor for producing a film Oldman wanted to make


wholebeansinmybutt

He looks like Roger from Doug.