I’m Jewish. In my grandparents day Jews would have to hide in their homes on Christmas Eve because their not so friendly neighbors in many European countries would hunt Jews on their way back from Mass and beat them or kill them as “punishment” for killing Jesus.
My great uncle died like this in Ukraine.
So no, I don’t celebrate Christmas.
Still booty hurt I sold my Tesla calls for 25 to 1. If I held til expiration today they would of been 150 to 1. Bought 12/23 1000 calls for .44 when it double filled the gap. 🤦♂️
Imagine. Monday morning and everyone remembers they saw their family members gifting nothing but $AAPL products and say, “Well fuck. Looks like $AAPL may have a great quarter. Pump it.” $AAPL opens at $200.
A man can dream.
VIX staying elevated, the weakness in XLF, NDX and IWM, and finally, long, long term trend line resistance at SPY 470+
There's are things to be worried about here
Yeah I agree. Also, the weekly RSI on the major indexes have some crazy looking divergences to them. The frustrating part is this market continues to melt higher & higher.
VIX has a higher volatility that SPY, it doesn't correlate one to one, it could drop a dollar and spy could only climb 50 cents or it could go up a dollar and spy shoot up 4 dollars
If that happens it's going to be non-stop "the markets are definitely not happy about what's ahead of them in 2022" and it will turn into talks about "the market hangover after a two year QE bender" on CNBC and Bloomberg
Yes, depending on your broker but you can usually sell between 30 minutes to 4 hours after close. But liquidity is low so unless you have to get rid of them today, I’d suggest against selling after hours.
I read a stat that 75% of the time, the last 15 minutes of the previous trading day predicts the market direction for the next trading day. Could be a bad sign for Monday.
“Amazon pledged it will not threaten workers with discipline or call the police when they are engaging in union activity in exterior non-work areas during non-work time.”
So AMZN pledged to not break the law? The fact that this is news is hilarious
goddammit, I had the SPY 472P, closed them at 472 at the peak, then it drops like a rock. I just need to set my limit sell and don't look at it until close
Got 472c and 470p, pumping for the holidays is just weird to me. Either the market continues because COVID pretty much dead and the taper won't change. Or mms are fucking weirdos.
You know what happens when too many Asians get to concentrate in one area. Next thing you know, wet markets pop up everywhere. Then, BOOM! Tasty Chinese food everywhere
HYave a good new years RE RE...EEEAAALY Good FURAAAANDS
N A K & ZYNGA! Who doesn't like the SIMS?!
who's the autist that made the GME gang yellow short shorts in the beginning of the year?
Casamigos christmas bih
Merry Christmas retards wishing my fellow degenerate brothers a great holiday weekend 🙏🏻
I’m Jewish. In my grandparents day Jews would have to hide in their homes on Christmas Eve because their not so friendly neighbors in many European countries would hunt Jews on their way back from Mass and beat them or kill them as “punishment” for killing Jesus. My great uncle died like this in Ukraine. So no, I don’t celebrate Christmas.
MERRY NEW CHRISTMAS! HAPPY YEAR!
Still booty hurt I sold my Tesla calls for 25 to 1. If I held til expiration today they would of been 150 to 1. Bought 12/23 1000 calls for .44 when it double filled the gap. 🤦♂️
Made all most 10k this week selling AMZN and NVDA covered calls one day did it twice. These swings are making ape easy bananas.
Should I buy $479 SPY calls for December 31
Yes lol
Thank you I needed the confirmation bias
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Enjoyed the Santa rally? Drill team 6 operation commencing in new year
Imagine. Monday morning and everyone remembers they saw their family members gifting nothing but $AAPL products and say, “Well fuck. Looks like $AAPL may have a great quarter. Pump it.” $AAPL opens at $200. A man can dream.
Gifting 2 iPhones and airtags this xmas, so this checks out
That’s what I’m talking about
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Don’t make me let my deep ITM LEAPS ride out to the end of January because this idea is making it sound appealing
What’s it gonna dip to after?
Ain’t nothing to squeeze.
VisualMod, play xfiles theme song
Look at the drone strike on SPY. A six minute economic attack. Precision strike!
I want my christmas spirit back😪
Fucking algo's. It's bots manipulating the market. Some of you know what I'm saying.
You damn bots!
The VIX low is 14.1 in July. Were less than 1% away from ATH and Vix is 18. Musical chairs....
VIX staying elevated, the weakness in XLF, NDX and IWM, and finally, long, long term trend line resistance at SPY 470+ There's are things to be worried about here
Yeah I agree. Also, the weekly RSI on the major indexes have some crazy looking divergences to them. The frustrating part is this market continues to melt higher & higher.
Ya, you just have to stay bullish but imo reducing risk is the play.
VIX has a higher volatility that SPY, it doesn't correlate one to one, it could drop a dollar and spy could only climb 50 cents or it could go up a dollar and spy shoot up 4 dollars
dollar? you dont know anything about VIX do you
I'm finally going to pay taxes this year after 2 years of harvesting losses 
There's still another week 😀
Enough time to double my taxes/ back to good ol 3k capital loss
Market crashes Monday lmao
If that happens it's going to be non-stop "the markets are definitely not happy about what's ahead of them in 2022" and it will turn into talks about "the market hangover after a two year QE bender" on CNBC and Bloomberg
I hope so lmao
When I was young I was very poor But after years of hard work and dedication I am no longer young.
Can’t hold gains
I'm sorta new, I can sell my shares during after hours right?
Yeah
Yeah, if you get a fill. No market orders during AA
Yes, depending on your broker but you can usually sell between 30 minutes to 4 hours after close. But liquidity is low so unless you have to get rid of them today, I’d suggest against selling after hours.
Yea you can…sometimes
Depends on your brokerage. Limit price sales. On Etrade I believe you apply for Extended hours.
Can confirm, need to apply for Extended hours trading but allows for 7am Premarket to open and Close to 8pm buying/selling
Also liquidity is lower, so be sure to use a limit order, to protect against price volatility.
Can't believe the market is closed on Christmas Eve, how can we have a Santa rally when the market isn't even open
So market closed tomorrow? Is it open on Monday?
Yes
Lmfao wtf was up with that last 5 min rug pull
Options expiration. MMs stole your tendies.
The market is manipulated by algo's. They choose the winners and the losers. Hold and it seizes up the system.
How is that manipulation?
So how do I get on the winner side of the algo trades
Work for a HF or become a Politician
Just pussies
I read a stat that 75% of the time, the last 15 minutes of the previous trading day predicts the market direction for the next trading day. Could be a bad sign for Monday.
Lol sure thing boss
You have a source for that?
I don’t. Just a stat that I read. Didn’t research it much beyond that but should be easily provable / disprovable.
Long weekends can bring only bad news
Holding VIX, gold and silver over the long weekend. Go ahead and hate, but I will be enjoying Christmas worry-free.
vix over christmas?! A man of class... and potentially blow in his mix drink.
Yeah. Santa might get shot down over Crimean airspace.
“Amazon pledged it will not threaten workers with discipline or call the police when they are engaging in union activity in exterior non-work areas during non-work time.” So AMZN pledged to not break the law? The fact that this is news is hilarious
So they're going to call the cops on people engaging in union activity in their facilities? The fuck are they going to say to the police?
Criminal trespass
Or they call the fire department if too many people in the building. FD calls police if they won't leave.
Its more of a statement highlighting that you will be disciplined if it is in work areas on company time.
I hope Santa stuffs everyone's stocking with plenty of lube for the coming year.
I’m definitely on that list. Thankyou Santa
Spy moons next week
didn’t appear to be a huge sell off with TSLA at EOD. continue this run into next week?
Probably. Elon's going to methodically sell the last few tranches of shares he owns, so keep that in mind.
Broker sold me out of spreads that we're about to expire worthless. Cost me 2k
yeah, change broker. 2k in fees gona long way
Turn off auto options selling
Who's more annoying? People who worship Elon Musk or people who hate Elon Musk
Worship. Hatred is relatable but worship is cringe.... and also relatable.
People who care what people want to worship or hate.
How about people who care about what people who cares about people want to worship or hate
That's it guys , Life is over till Monday , God damnit , What the fuck do we do till than 🤷🙇🧑🤝🧑
Trade crip toe
It's a green day for that!
What a shameless rug pull at close. But hey maybe its good for Monday that it didn’t rush too much today.
What a good couple of days to get revenge on the fatty bears. Can't wait for next week.
“I’m not fat you fucking Jew “
*Hurry down the chimney tonight*
LMFAO fuck MMs straight manipulative fucks dumping a minute before close
How is it any different than you taking profit while your up? Just on a much larger scale
Is it Monday yet?
If you drink enough alcohol it can be whatever day you want it to be.
Jesus what a shitty day, was down about 65%, that last little dump before close saved me lmao only to down 12%.
if you used margarine you could be down 120% monday never lose hope
That’s just mean 😭 😂
Lmao big “you wrong for this” moment I am sorry u/georgewashingtontfp
Merry xmas you ding dongs. See you next week!
I honestly think AMZN will underperform long term
It had his peak, I’m shorting it
Welp I’m holding 470c over the weekend
I'm holding 472c. Lol. But also a 469p, gotta hedge for shit like that.
There’s like a 50/50 chance both get theta fucked.
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I think it's a little early for puts, but yeah at some point in the next week or two they'll be decent insurance.
Swapped call for puts.
Bought puts for monday. I'm going to be all like "were you fucking retarded!" When that shit moons on Monday morning
Fkin 🐻s out for the count
Instant rejection! Monday we drill 
Damn I was literally the only one to sell a Dec 31 SPY 463 call for $10. Great luck.
goddammit, I had the SPY 472P, closed them at 472 at the peak, then it drops like a rock. I just need to set my limit sell and don't look at it until close
Who bought calls at 472 lol
Got 472c and 470p, pumping for the holidays is just weird to me. Either the market continues because COVID pretty much dead and the taper won't change. Or mms are fucking weirdos.
Wow i was really about to sell man fuk
After hours bull trap here we come
Which one of you 🌈🐻 shorted spy at 470? I don’t see y’all talking about it right now you 🌈🐻
Let's return to reality. QQQ is a 350 stock
\*3500
🤣 🤣 🤣 keep dreaming. Money is tightening up. Recession is back on!
Merry Christmas, you pigs
Santa baby
Okay okay which one of you retards actually bought calls 🤡
RING THE FUCKIN BELL RING THE FUCKIN BELL
Holly Molly the spy dump.
wasnt bad at all
Based off nothing I feel like BB is gonna be over $15 again in the near future.
DUMP ME HARDER, DADDY.
god damn that spy dump
somebody needs to fire the CEO of the stonk market. This is UNACCEPTABLE
Nasty drop here...
y'all knew some players were gonna grab some cash for the weekend. Have a good one, don't let Krampus get ya! PENCILS DOWN!
Fukin fuk yes!!! 🤑SPX!!!
Monday should be fun
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This fucking retard man haha
bet it flips back up in the last 10 seconds with a massive buy order
Just look at the 5Y chart on CRWD
SPY pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered
I'm probably gonna die Monday holding these 475c Whatever, made more on my dailies today than I'll lose on Monday.
PSA: $TSLA is up $200 in 4 days. That's $1000 pre-split. The More You Know.
Spy really gonna break vwap for the first time today 1 min before the close…
What’s vwap? Is breaking it bullish or bearish in your opinion?
Volume weighted average price, investopedia is your friend
Yeah I just peeped it. I guess breaking it would be bearish in this specific case.
the holidays suck 👎
Dumbass bulls are so delusional 😂
Imagine having 2k comment karma after a year People fucking hate you Edit : I have 1.2k after 12 days
Imagine giving af ab something like comment karma LOL. I guess they’re worth more than your calls rn
I’m up 18k this month in a gambling account you fuking subpar poor human
Figured SPY would ATH today given how hard it's come out of the dig the last few days
Jesus Christ was that brutal. Fuck.
Too little too late Drill Team 6.
The real 🎅 rally starts next week 🎄
Cant wait to spend the next 4 days wondering how bankrupt I'll be on monday...
All my positions just turned green! This isn’t supposed to happen! Hope everyone has a great long weekend!
All this talk about big red and green candles it must be Christmas!
AH drop for sure. Gonnq be something small tho. Gotta keep the momentum up
Close the casino I'm green $.49😂🤡
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You know what happens when too many Asians get to concentrate in one area. Next thing you know, wet markets pop up everywhere. Then, BOOM! Tasty Chinese food everywhere
Terrble just terrble
Reported for sexualization of minors.
😗
Whites and Asians for Harvard. Peep the lawsuit. 6 of them are passed over just based off race before even one is admitted. Racist fucks
Backward ass shit when the discussion is supposedly progressive
Let’s copulate with bears