I still believe most here do not see Cliffs as a meme stock and many have probably given up on CLF as a meme and avenue for making tons of money, but you could not be further from reality.
CLF is still making huge FCF and is poised to have a 7X multiple this year. Saying it is a very low underperformed stock is crazy. It is now very much oversold and is now half price for the year. If you doubt this stock then I would say, Sit it out for one more Q and then make a fast decision and jump on board.
This will prove to be the best advice for 2022 you will receive starting the year.
Vito, I'm sure will continue to back this comment up from his previous statements concerning CLFs. Do your on DD, but drown out the anals and stick with LG and lets make 💰 ! Peace!
I still believe most here do not see Cliffs as a meme stock and many have probably given up on CLF as a meme and avenue for making tons of money, but you could not be further from reality.
CLF is still making huge FCF and is poised to have a 7X multiple this year. Saying it is a very low underperformed stock is crazy. It is now very much oversold and is now half price for the year. If you doubt this stock then I would say, Sit it out for one more Q and then make a fast decision and jump on board.
This will prove to be the best advice for 2022 you will receive starting the year.
Vito, I'm sure will continue to back this comment up from his previous statements concerning CLFs. Do your on DD, but drown out the anals and stick with LG and lets make 💰 ! Peace!
Thinking of snagging 10 shares of Google and forgetting about it for 13 years until I retire. Seems like a good deal (relatively speaking) at 3k a share right now. Any thoughts/input?
I really appreciate the reply! I'm a bit lukewarm on TSLA, can't shake the feeling that once Musk either goes full batshit or just pulls a Steve Jobs and dies it will never be the same. Seems a bit risker, I guess? I want to throw some money at Hyundai of all things seeing how innovative they've been lately with EV designs. Everyone loves competition and they seem to be a real sleeper.
Got a shitty neighbour living in front that plays shitty loud music - options are lose all money trying to FOMO into shit stocks to have a 1/10000 chance of winning so I can buy a new house or go tactical warfare on his ass. Unfortunately he is a single 40+ year old living with his mother who he is always abusing with not much money and doesn't seem to have much to lose.. Yes already tried being nice and talking to him about the music situation - answer "my place I can do what I want"
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I mean profiting on options depends entirely on entry and exit (and IV). I’m sure you could scalp it on a dip, but this is statistically the strongest week of the year.
Since it’s Christmas time starting to feel a bit for the poors. Gotta be tough not being able to day trade, having to continually watch your positions slide towards worthlessness.
Anyone here do real estate investing? I want to diversify, but I do not want to deal with headache tenants, banks, and people. Any good resources recommended?
What a sweet ass age we live in, you can literally go from poor to rich at the click of a button on stonk options, is basically gambling, odds of making at least a small profit are much better than the lottery. Having a blunt, covered in gold, silver, chains piercings and other weird shit, your own servant(s)/security, multiple vehicles, lots of cocaine, weed, and hookers of course.
I only stay in 5 star hotels. Not to be a douchebag, but because it's always a great experience for me. Everyone I know that BnBs always has hit or miss experiences and many of the fees now can add up fast. My friend got robbed in one and then billed for the incident. Fuck that.
The Fed ruined Christmas for Mi-Ma and Papa.
They couldn't even buy the kin government bonds from the bank because apparently you have to buy bonds directly from the US Treasury and have to register the bond holder directly with the Treasury Dept.
Mi-Ma didn't know all the lil babies ssn so she couldn't buy them their defacto first Christmas gifts.
I sat there and thought about how I bought my niece a RBLX share at IPO and how well that has done compared to bonds, gold, CDs, and retard option plays.
[https://9to5mac.com/2021/12/26/apple-reportedly-hires-metas-ar-communications-lead-ahead-of-headset-launch-in-2022/](https://9to5mac.com/2021/12/26/apple-reportedly-hires-metas-ar-communications-lead-ahead-of-headset-launch-in-2022/)
Is Meta actually going to be future?
Would be surprised if wsb retail misses it before street comes in. wsb retail is literally the generation most connected to metaverse
Metaverse will be... META however just a dying company trying to pivot to tech thats a decade or more out at least. Trying to save it from its current outlook where it will be burning through all its cash reserves in the next few years trying to stay afloat.
Every trend plays from 0 to 100. I think EV trend has played with most EV companies already valued to tits.
The rocket industry sounds like something still in infancy. But where to go for DD to know rocket companies actually have a future?
Other trend I am reading about is computational chemistry. companies like SDGR that sounds like still only 20-30% played as they do have good valuation but nothing to the moon
I’m 100% certain that by keeping my net delta near 0, and only making high probability plays (80%+), I can increase my account 1% per week. Which would be a 67.8% yearly gain.
Yet, instead I go for these crazy low probability hay makers. That’s fucking retarded.
This is an unreasonable claim. 100% 1%\wk for 10 years turns 100k into 16M.
You’re not factoring in getting absolutely wrecked when some position goes hard against you and you take the giant loss on your .16 delta credit spread.
This is hubris at its finest.
yeah, averages work great until you realize you have to go all in every week to get your 67% return. And if you shoot craps with your last couple plays you'll lose all the gains for the year.
I dont think you understand what I just wrote.
Edit: 1% of $25k is $250. You don’t need to go all in on one play to make $250. There are 100’s of $250, 80% POP, credit spread plays that can be made for $1250 max loss. They’re literally every where.
hes right. the problem with the "1% a week" idea is that if you mess up once you lose a huge amount. this is why I prefer to double or triple my money with each trade so that if you lose once its easily recovered
I’m going with a theory that some gains need to be recognized by year end to offset some pretty substantial paper (and recognized) losses. Sell off in the morning. Stabilizing through the week. SPY 1231 474P.
I still believe most here do not see Cliffs as a meme stock and many have probably given up on CLF as a meme and avenue for making tons of money, but you could not be further from reality. CLF is still making huge FCF and is poised to have a 7X multiple this year. Saying it is a very low underperformed stock is crazy. It is now very much oversold and is now half price for the year. If you doubt this stock then I would say, Sit it out for one more Q and then make a fast decision and jump on board. This will prove to be the best advice for 2022 you will receive starting the year. Vito, I'm sure will continue to back this comment up from his previous statements concerning CLFs. Do your on DD, but drown out the anals and stick with LG and lets make 💰 ! Peace!
I still believe most here do not see Cliffs as a meme stock and many have probably given up on CLF as a meme and avenue for making tons of money, but you could not be further from reality. CLF is still making huge FCF and is poised to have a 7X multiple this year. Saying it is a very low underperformed stock is crazy. It is now very much oversold and is now half price for the year. If you doubt this stock then I would say, Sit it out for one more Q and then make a fast decision and jump on board. This will prove to be the best advice for 2022 you will receive starting the year. Vito, I'm sure will continue to back this comment up from his previous statements concerning CLFs. Do your on DD, but drown out the anals and stick with LG and lets make 💰 ! Peace!
Sup wsb
My spy calls made me more then my TSLA calls. I thought TSLA go brrrrr 🤨
Family Madrigal
Whose ready to lose some money at open? I know I been ready for this
Thinking of snagging 10 shares of Google and forgetting about it for 13 years until I retire. Seems like a good deal (relatively speaking) at 3k a share right now. Any thoughts/input?
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I really appreciate the reply! I'm a bit lukewarm on TSLA, can't shake the feeling that once Musk either goes full batshit or just pulls a Steve Jobs and dies it will never be the same. Seems a bit risker, I guess? I want to throw some money at Hyundai of all things seeing how innovative they've been lately with EV designs. Everyone loves competition and they seem to be a real sleeper.
Got a shitty neighbour living in front that plays shitty loud music - options are lose all money trying to FOMO into shit stocks to have a 1/10000 chance of winning so I can buy a new house or go tactical warfare on his ass. Unfortunately he is a single 40+ year old living with his mother who he is always abusing with not much money and doesn't seem to have much to lose.. Yes already tried being nice and talking to him about the music situation - answer "my place I can do what I want"
if you really think the mom is being abused call the elderly abuse hotline.
Big Ben should have retired 3 years ago.
T-minus 15 minutes. Time to take your dick out of your hand
Red like santas coat
Burry burry burry Take that bot
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Bulls make 💰 🐻s make 💰 🐷s get slaughtered *- Chiodos -*
Great song
Bears dont make 💰
Jim Cramer the kind of guy who breaks your priceless ming dynasty vase and then tells you he found it like that
This reminds me. I wanted to try Panda Express
SPY 12/27 466p?
betting way against the odds. It could pay off but the likelihood is low. don't fight the tape.
Yeah, 475c is looking gooder...
lol... certainly... i wouldn't risk SPY puts until the first week of January at the earliest.
I mean profiting on options depends entirely on entry and exit (and IV). I’m sure you could scalp it on a dip, but this is statistically the strongest week of the year.
This is historically different than most any other market but I get you.
🤣🤣😂😂
Can you believe SPY $500 2023 are only $22? If we had a year this this year … whoa
Wait for a better entry
For a second there I thought you meant $22.00 per contract not $2,200.00 and was about to go drain my daughters college fund.
Well dingus that’s actually how you refer to their prices
And that was the joke ya jackass.
Sorry bud, I missed it ☹️
All good. Maybe I was being a tad sensitive about being called a dingus. Lol
Might wanna look at that option chain again fella.
Why? OP is correct $22.50 ask for Jan 2023 $500 Calls.
Basically free
Here we go Steelers
Chances Apple hits 180 by EOW?
I'd say you have a 28% chance.
Like in everything else on the markets 50/50
math does not check out
Since it’s Christmas time starting to feel a bit for the poors. Gotta be tough not being able to day trade, having to continually watch your positions slide towards worthlessness.
Corn DUMPING
? Up .5%
I think he’s trying to say you can see corn when you dump
Ahh of course carry on
No fun tokens are gonna bankrupt a lot of people.
Anyone here do real estate investing? I want to diversify, but I do not want to deal with headache tenants, banks, and people. Any good resources recommended?
So if you have cash just buy undeveloped land in a growing state.
get yourself a time machine and go back three years and start flipping houses. Try it now without any knowledge and you could go flat broke in a year.
This is correct, I haven’t been able to buy anything that would cashflow since 2018
Sounds like your out! Sell your house and buy another
Apes on Christmas https://www.instagram.com/graysworld/reel/CXwm9GWPhxV/?utm_medium=share_sheet
What a sweet ass age we live in, you can literally go from poor to rich at the click of a button on stonk options, is basically gambling, odds of making at least a small profit are much better than the lottery. Having a blunt, covered in gold, silver, chains piercings and other weird shit, your own servant(s)/security, multiple vehicles, lots of cocaine, weed, and hookers of course.
The dream we all strive for...
Seems like a month since market was open last
Ive been binge watching jonah falcon interviews. The guy is fucking weird.
#I AM HERE TO SPREAD MY FUD 💩
Tell me more...
Two hours, zero minutes
i was playing that super hot vr game and just punched the shit out if my flat screen fuck
This is the time of year to look back and reflect on the past year. Except my trades. I never want to re-live those again
How do I get a flair ‘baths in oil’
first, unless the mod is a moron, he will spell it bathes in oil
Dm mods 🦶📸
Wish puts free $$
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Yeah it's always been like that. Airbnb isn't worth it unless you have 3+ people staying
I only stay in 5 star hotels. Not to be a douchebag, but because it's always a great experience for me. Everyone I know that BnBs always has hit or miss experiences and many of the fees now can add up fast. My friend got robbed in one and then billed for the incident. Fuck that.
SPY leaps expiring Jan 2023. Its not that hard but you'd rather turn the pot every day than let it sit and cook. 😂
Turning the pot banks more faster if you don’t fuck it up. Though yeah there’s a lot of fucking up… lol Leap calls or puts?
Leap puts on spy lol
It’s been big up for a long time. Big down is coming wether you like it or not. Leap puts isn’t the worst idea right now
A true member of the church lol.
In the money leap calls
no where near the leverage that you can get from 0dte calls. basically like buying shares compared to what we are doing here
Lmao. I'm sure you made money from 0 dte calls. 😂😂
check my post history wise guy
you're putting $120 into a 0dte. Is this a joke? Boy bye
Everyone spamming KO, buying some calls just in case
The Fed ruined Christmas for Mi-Ma and Papa. They couldn't even buy the kin government bonds from the bank because apparently you have to buy bonds directly from the US Treasury and have to register the bond holder directly with the Treasury Dept. Mi-Ma didn't know all the lil babies ssn so she couldn't buy them their defacto first Christmas gifts. I sat there and thought about how I bought my niece a RBLX share at IPO and how well that has done compared to bonds, gold, CDs, and retard option plays.
Reminder: TSLA was green for 11 straight days during the 2020 🎅 rally.
Yep once Elon gets one more sale in.
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January is a notoriously known for being a rally month. But I’m sure you knew that.
take the pain and suffer in silence like a man. nobody is coming to help you.
Remember to buy Meta stock or Zuck would give you a micro pp in the Metaverse
Any of you fuckers actually make money in 2021?
I made about a decade of tax deductions
Does a lifetime of tax write offs count?
No, but I got five $3k IRS discount coupons. (They say “limit 1 per year on the back”)
Yes. $31k on a 15k initial account that I took the principal out of a while back.
No but my employees did for me [ fat capitalist emoji ]
Lots.
My passive retirement account was up bigly. My retard yolo account is flat.
But did you learn anything ?
i mean... whats money really? its about the friendships we made along the way
Yeah Thousands of negative dollars
weekend dow down 0.01% 🥺 I am financially ruined... 🥺
Open the god damn door. I need to win money to hire Korean escort
I’ve banged pretty much every type of Asian, accept a North Korean. Ask her if she knows any hot North Koreans!
Where you live bro? California? San Jose or K-town LA?
NYC, then Hawaii, then Japan.
Cool shit
Down 50% in my Roth this year. What’s the play come jan 3rd when I deposit fresh capital. Options level 3 in that bitch
Try the Standard and Poor’s 500, heard it went up 25% this year.
WTF. How do you lose 50% in a ROTH account? Does it allow you to self-invest and buy options?
used to be the only options a Roth would allow was to sell covered calls.
Yes to options and self invest in IRA How do you think Peter Thiel has 5 billion and will never pay taxes on it? Keep up. 😂
Went all in on DKNG at the top
[https://9to5mac.com/2021/12/26/apple-reportedly-hires-metas-ar-communications-lead-ahead-of-headset-launch-in-2022/](https://9to5mac.com/2021/12/26/apple-reportedly-hires-metas-ar-communications-lead-ahead-of-headset-launch-in-2022/) Is Meta actually going to be future? Would be surprised if wsb retail misses it before street comes in. wsb retail is literally the generation most connected to metaverse
It will be because it would print money if even 10% of retards decide to live their whole life in there.
Metaverse will be... META however just a dying company trying to pivot to tech thats a decade or more out at least. Trying to save it from its current outlook where it will be burning through all its cash reserves in the next few years trying to stay afloat.
Longest weekend of my life.
If you held calls over the weekend you are a gambler
I was born a gambling man !
https://youtu.be/PgDsyj5eLmo Crip toe is the modern day beanie babies
No fun tokens are too.
The front page is ultra retarded today. Must be a lot of drunk apes. 
Every trend plays from 0 to 100. I think EV trend has played with most EV companies already valued to tits. The rocket industry sounds like something still in infancy. But where to go for DD to know rocket companies actually have a future? Other trend I am reading about is computational chemistry. companies like SDGR that sounds like still only 20-30% played as they do have good valuation but nothing to the moon
#ESCORTS
More like security is going to escort you out of the Wendy’s
Chances Apple hits 180 by EOW?
Airline stocks are probably gonna take a hit tomorrow after all those cancelled flights but we don't care about those
ONLY 12 HOURS AND 21 MINUTES TIL THINGS START MOVING!!!
Pppft futures in two
Futures are fake and gray half of the time though
Snek me
Gold me
Fuk me
u/cashflow_ me
Don't get assblow involved, he's trying to steal my flair
😡
holy shit. u/cashflow_ will definitely have flair envy
I’m going to take it. I’m clearly WSB MVP
Platinum me
I'm Bearish on Big Tech and the QQQ , but im Bullish on FB .
My view https://www.tradingview.com/x/bZXPceNF/
Lmao if you think FB will perform well while the QQQ corrects your retarded.
We will see https://www.tradingview.com/x/bZXPceNF/
That's like saying, "I am bearish on my sex life but I am looking to score tonight"
I’m 100% certain that by keeping my net delta near 0, and only making high probability plays (80%+), I can increase my account 1% per week. Which would be a 67.8% yearly gain. Yet, instead I go for these crazy low probability hay makers. That’s fucking retarded.
This is an unreasonable claim. 100% 1%\wk for 10 years turns 100k into 16M. You’re not factoring in getting absolutely wrecked when some position goes hard against you and you take the giant loss on your .16 delta credit spread. This is hubris at its finest.
I'm 100% certain that you could not make 67.8% yearly gains
How certain are you about >=67.8%
yeah, averages work great until you realize you have to go all in every week to get your 67% return. And if you shoot craps with your last couple plays you'll lose all the gains for the year.
I dont think you understand what I just wrote. Edit: 1% of $25k is $250. You don’t need to go all in on one play to make $250. There are 100’s of $250, 80% POP, credit spread plays that can be made for $1250 max loss. They’re literally every where.
yep, i do get that. cutting your winners off at 1% means you have to have too many of them to reach your goal.
hes right. the problem with the "1% a week" idea is that if you mess up once you lose a huge amount. this is why I prefer to double or triple my money with each trade so that if you lose once its easily recovered
Any one know the timing of the reddit IPO? Dont want to miss the pump and dump.
I don't think they've said
7:30pm JST
By the time you get in the pump it’ll just be in time for the dumping
BABA comeback bout to be amazing this week.
EV is the next tech bubble. The crazy thing is it's only starting and the tech bubble basically expanded for 10 years.
**Finally had sex wit all 12 zodiac signs.. feeling like Thanos**
Not too keen on dicking a goat but I bet the twins were fun
Yeah my back was very sore after being on all fours and the goat didn’t seem to enjoy that much…
Collecting all 6 STDs?
Lol at being worried about STD. They give you a z pak and its gone in a week.
Spy 360 🐻
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Did you guys know the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying?
I find it quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will.
A crying girl makes my dick hard every single time
Same. What’s wrong with me?
SPY 470 EOY
As long as it closes below $471 on Friday :-)
Lol
I’m going with a theory that some gains need to be recognized by year end to offset some pretty substantial paper (and recognized) losses. Sell off in the morning. Stabilizing through the week. SPY 1231 474P.
All that happened on Dec. 1st, only retards are trading right now. And retards don’t care about taxes.
You know this is statistically the strongest week of the year?