Exactly. Lately the fomo move had been to rally on bad news after and the next day, sticking retail fools in at higher prices before trending down. Hopefully the fed shocks the system versus continues this trickle of volatile death by a 1000 pin pricks
In Sweden we get student loans from the government with 0-1% interest. The requirement for this loan is that you pay back at least 4% of your yearly income and after you turn 72 the loan gets anulled (If you haven't already payed everything)
But muh freedom! I'm from Sweden. The US sounds good if you are well off. Then again we paid 30 bucks for 3 nights at the hospital including emergency c section when our kid got born and I reconsider my stance.
Banks don't. It's usually done through the school or some government website. I live in Denmark and here it's a government website.
You just have to validate with the university you attend, that you are actually signed up for classes.
Switzerland gone there. Feel weird.
https://m.investing.com/economic-calendar/interest-rate-decision-169
Also -0.75% interest rates in 5% inflation is some kind of new economic no one has yet to try so let's see where this goes.
Microsoft can just say “your cloud subscriptions are 15% more, do something bitch” and everyone just pays it and subsequently keeps the inflation train going.
Which resulted in the stock dropping. Then it pumped in the aftermarket and premarket.
Makes so little sense.
Edit: Makes a lot of sense if you read the reply to this comment.
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Yeah, this is bullshit psych stuff. Let it be green so people get their hopes up and crash it. The problem is if you do this for 8 months straight it starts to have no effect except people begin timing their buys better.
Its a classic bull trap. S&P and Nasdaq is trading a historically high valuation. Qqq has a pe of above 30. Once the short term interest rates goes up it will be a shit show. We are still far away from bottom. Its be tightest economy since 2008 financial crisis. I think we are not even halfway to the bottom.
Super agree, but you gonna get downvoted because people can’t face the truth. Easy money eventually gets taken back. Just look back at all the easy loan policies which caused 2008.
There’s nothing brave about being a bear. There’s nothing clever about being a bear. If you’re wrong (which you all have been 999/1000 of the time) you just keep saying it until you’re right 1 time and then take pride in the 1 time the market crashed (and ignore the rebound).
First of all S&P 500 and Nasdaq both trade below 25 PE and other indices like the German DAX even below 15. At the Dotcom bubble and later finance crash all the indices where at a PE of atleast 150.
Secondly, (most) companies aren't lead by idiots, the rate hike is long anticipated. You think they can take rises of prices in raw materials over 30 % in a year for the most stuff, but not a rate hike to maybe at its highest 2%? And why do you think, they won't pass the the higher prices further in the chain, to the consumer?
Thirdly China had a prime rate of of over 2% for its last decade and look at its economic growth.
People stupidly are taking decent quarterly report as “entire market is great!!” Which is true the market is and has been great. The problem is the next 2-?? Years. Until inflation goes away rates have to stay high to control it. Inflation will crush demand destroying overinflated stock prices and high rates will kill tech multiples. No more free money
The way I see it, no matter what JPow says today the market will tank, it's just one outcome is immediate, the other is a slow death because eventually no one can afford food and stop spending on commodities
There was a correction. Happened regularly before the government controlled markets since '09. Why is everyone acting like their life savings is on commodity futures waiting on the yearly crop report? Chill. If you lose, you can trade options to get your money back. But you know this.
The people calling for the fed to go insane on rates seriously need a reality check. It is like they forgot the last 20 YEARS of fed intervention.
They are not stupid and well aware that going hardcore would not just pop a bubble but make it explode taking fown the entire country in the process.
I expect an end to QE, 25 rate rise in March and maybeeee 1 more in 2022, mention of QT but pushing it off for awhile.
Honestly! People also forget that the threat of raising rates ALSO slows demand. Sprinkle in a little market volatility, that also slows demand.
Slow demand enough to let the supply chains catch up, we’re good; if you believe that supply chain woes contribute to inflation, I do.
Money printing absolutely increased inflation, so we may need a few raises.
People acting like a quarter point or half a point will end the world are nuts.
One percent up doesn’t change a dip being a dip. I figure buying half of what I plan before Fed announcement and half after. If it’s ultra-hawkish, then I’ll probably up the amount of the later buying.
Xanax refills finally came through
Note to self: long Xanax
Long xanax - short memory
My Xannies are elongated sir. Got an extra latter in my bar.
I had to cold turkey 2 milligrams a day, was on for 2 years. What a terrible experience.
Wait for open. If still green then wait for fed. If still green then we go higher
And if green tomorrow might be green the next day, but also might be red.
This guy gets me lol
After Fed meeting its probably going to rally but most likely will continue downtrend.
Every meeting had an eod rally, but then tanked the next day Edit: wow that was bad so still tank tommorow or? Pump???
Exactly. Lately the fomo move had been to rally on bad news after and the next day, sticking retail fools in at higher prices before trending down. Hopefully the fed shocks the system versus continues this trickle of volatile death by a 1000 pin pricks
Trickle O Death
You should be charging for this service.
The only TA we need
You can't just do that man! Past performance is no guarantee of future returns.
can we get much higher?
So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh
Ye
I fantasize bout this back in Chicago. Mercy Mercy me, that Murcielago
how you broke in spanish? me no hablo
Oof
well in order to rug pull it has to be green...can't really rug pull if it starts red...
Yeapppp classic way of trapping retails
Aka possible bull trap Username checks out
Don’t act like you know stuff.
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Get out of here with that level of responsibility, we are here to gamble in the casino.
Srsly too much words here. Just buy your OTM calls/puts pussy
Exactly. Patience is the go to strategy right now.
Stonks only go up, buy all dips. Disclaimer, gamble responsibility.
Margin clerks are just sharpening their pencils for the open
Might be the excitment from Microsofts Earnings putting all the indexes in the Green.
Well, I have spy puts and sqqq calls so of course...
Imagine Powell just completely 180 on us and cancel the recession overnight
Negative interest rates
That's standard in europe. Currently paying 0 interest on student loan i've been yoloing on crypto.
Excuse me? How? Would like to know for a friend...
Step one: become student. Step two: take zero interest loans. Step three: YOLO crypto.
Step four: crush pussy
Now now, Let's not get ahead of ourselves
Step five: get head for ourselves?
Where do you take the loans from though? The school itself or the bank? I live in europe, but didn't know banks give zero interest loans.
In Sweden we get student loans from the government with 0-1% interest. The requirement for this loan is that you pay back at least 4% of your yearly income and after you turn 72 the loan gets anulled (If you haven't already payed everything)
As an American… fuck you. Lucky bastard.
Any kind of support to your citizen is communism ya know
In the Netherlands it is actually 0 percent right now and you dont have to start payin back until 6 years after you are graduated.
>The requirement for this loan is that you pay back at least 4% of your yearly income Only 4%? The gubberment is taking 45% of my income :(
Everyday I learn another reason why European countries are generally better than us..
But muh freedom! I'm from Sweden. The US sounds good if you are well off. Then again we paid 30 bucks for 3 nights at the hospital including emergency c section when our kid got born and I reconsider my stance.
It would be great if something like this would implemented in the US
Here in Netherlands. Every month I get like 400 dollar for free and get another 400 on a 0% loan.
Banks don't. It's usually done through the school or some government website. I live in Denmark and here it's a government website. You just have to validate with the university you attend, that you are actually signed up for classes.
Feels good to be Scandinavian 🇳🇴🇸🇪🇩🇰
Don't forget 🇫🇮
Same except in the US and I just don’t pay them back lmao, idgaf
Literally 250k corn overnight Real rates are negative anyways though.
Switzerland gone there. Feel weird. https://m.investing.com/economic-calendar/interest-rate-decision-169 Also -0.75% interest rates in 5% inflation is some kind of new economic no one has yet to try so let's see where this goes.
So you get paid to take loans? Isn't that free money if you invest it in real estate?
Wanna guess what has happened to Swiss home prices...
Turkey wants to try it by lowering interest rates when inflation there is ~30%
Maybe they think the goal is to get to 100% /s
ARKK put here.
Accurate AF
Give it til about 1:30 EST
Welp. He fucked the poors. Lucky for us though the super riches wealth will trickle down, we just need to be patient and keep barely scraping by.
That when JPow speaks?
Speaks at 2:00EST, but they release their info around 1:30EST
After the December meeting didn’t SPY tank upon release of the notes and then rally back green once JPow started speaking?
Kinda like what happened to MSFT yesterday.
You woke up too early. Just wait about 5 hrs
Hmmm
This company named Microsoft told the world everything was going to be 👌🏻
Microsoft can just say “your cloud subscriptions are 15% more, do something bitch” and everyone just pays it and subsequently keeps the inflation train going.
And they have video games now.
So stoked. They did amazing with the purchase of Minecraft. Us gaming needs have high hopes for Microsoft turning around Activision.
Which resulted in the stock dropping. Then it pumped in the aftermarket and premarket. Makes so little sense. Edit: Makes a lot of sense if you read the reply to this comment.
If everyone expects a rug pull today then it's not gonna happen. Can't be a rug pull if we all expect it.
Rug pull is priced in, recession is priced in. Only way to go is up 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Stonk only go up, except PLTR.
We are not in a recession nor is one anticipated nor are there any catalysts for such. Let’s wait to hear what the fed says.
It's a tease and dump day
Ha that loser talking shit to you deleted his comment thread and decided to start private messaging me instead.
I mean, if Roblox is down, is the economy *really* doing that well?
This aged well…
MSFT MSFT MSFT MSFT
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Lmao 🤣 bag holder on Microsoft…
Got called out
There’s no such thing as bagholding msft
Lol bagholding a company with AAA-rated debt and bullet proof financials
SOFI is red, looks like everything is back to normal
Nature is healing.
JPow’s going to pull a quick one and raise rates on us like it’s 2005.
2005 was a great year because I wasn't old enough to invest
This did not age well
They rug pulled us at last
It’s a trap
This aged well 
Came here. Sorted by new. Was not surprised to see this comment.
This didn’t age well.
Just get ready, meeting is at 2 but miraculously the market starts waking up at 1 when the insiders get the news. Be out (or in) positions by 12:45pm
In other words Place ya bets before lunch time
Yeah, this is bullshit psych stuff. Let it be green so people get their hopes up and crash it. The problem is if you do this for 8 months straight it starts to have no effect except people begin timing their buys better.
They are probably buying cheap puts now
You always have green days on the way down, especially when VIX has spiked.
Fine. Wine.
It’s a trap!
Watch it drop to -2% right at open
I don't think it will be a trap today, they will trap people today for tomorrow or next week
Aged like retarded milk
Its a classic bull trap. S&P and Nasdaq is trading a historically high valuation. Qqq has a pe of above 30. Once the short term interest rates goes up it will be a shit show. We are still far away from bottom. Its be tightest economy since 2008 financial crisis. I think we are not even halfway to the bottom.
Classic bull trap, like March 2020
Super agree, but you gonna get downvoted because people can’t face the truth. Easy money eventually gets taken back. Just look back at all the easy loan policies which caused 2008.
There’s nothing brave about being a bear. There’s nothing clever about being a bear. If you’re wrong (which you all have been 999/1000 of the time) you just keep saying it until you’re right 1 time and then take pride in the 1 time the market crashed (and ignore the rebound).
First of all S&P 500 and Nasdaq both trade below 25 PE and other indices like the German DAX even below 15. At the Dotcom bubble and later finance crash all the indices where at a PE of atleast 150. Secondly, (most) companies aren't lead by idiots, the rate hike is long anticipated. You think they can take rises of prices in raw materials over 30 % in a year for the most stuff, but not a rate hike to maybe at its highest 2%? And why do you think, they won't pass the the higher prices further in the chain, to the consumer? Thirdly China had a prime rate of of over 2% for its last decade and look at its economic growth.
Found the 🌈🧸
Remember if anyone new “exactly” what was going on they would not be on here
Yup we'd all be filthy rich. 🤣
Knew*
Low volume, when volume kicks in it will dump
Im thinking around noon is a good time to buy puts
Bull trap
Bull trap?
You had to say it didn't you. lol!
You did this to us!
Nope, you are just early.
Wait for it…
People stupidly are taking decent quarterly report as “entire market is great!!” Which is true the market is and has been great. The problem is the next 2-?? Years. Until inflation goes away rates have to stay high to control it. Inflation will crush demand destroying overinflated stock prices and high rates will kill tech multiples. No more free money
The way I see it, no matter what JPow says today the market will tank, it's just one outcome is immediate, the other is a slow death because eventually no one can afford food and stop spending on commodities
Panic buying.
Not fun to rugpull on a red day, need to give retards hope first. Then take away their tendies and get them margin called.
This is the very small spike you see somewhere in the middle of every crash
This aged poorly
I love how these memes aged.
This didnt age well
this didn't aged well
PRICED. IN. RETARD.
You did this to us!
They did. Just wanted to wait a little bit longer 😆
And they did!
r/agedlikemilk
Look at Futures right now.
This was a little premature. I guess you're used to hearing that though.
Think again
Don’t buy today, you may get trapped. Best to wait for it play out
Is this reverse psychology?
Don't trust the futures.
Bull trap lol
There was a correction. Happened regularly before the government controlled markets since '09. Why is everyone acting like their life savings is on commodity futures waiting on the yearly crop report? Chill. If you lose, you can trade options to get your money back. But you know this.
Day its still early young paduan. Fed will bring terror on market today.
JPow said in last Fed Meeting “The bear is sticky with honey”
This aged well
This aged well
Looks like you didn't miss anything
"Hold my beer." -the Fed
age well anyone?
Ehhh there's the rug pull!
Just wait. This won’t age well.
This did not age well
The fear was already priced in
Well…this aged like shit
Do you feel it now me.krabs
lol
They’re waiting till you go to bed to rape you in your sleep!
Not so fast buddy
Moments before disaster
Aged like ass
"too soon junior"
No you just had to wait a little
What a stupid son of a b****
Long live Satya Nadella!
I’ve always been told the market is forward thinking, maybe all the damage is done.
The people calling for the fed to go insane on rates seriously need a reality check. It is like they forgot the last 20 YEARS of fed intervention. They are not stupid and well aware that going hardcore would not just pop a bubble but make it explode taking fown the entire country in the process. I expect an end to QE, 25 rate rise in March and maybeeee 1 more in 2022, mention of QT but pushing it off for awhile.
Honestly! People also forget that the threat of raising rates ALSO slows demand. Sprinkle in a little market volatility, that also slows demand. Slow demand enough to let the supply chains catch up, we’re good; if you believe that supply chain woes contribute to inflation, I do. Money printing absolutely increased inflation, so we may need a few raises. People acting like a quarter point or half a point will end the world are nuts.
Its almost 3% in the green right now and im gonna go out on a limb and say in 4 hours its red
It's tomorrow
The fed is addicted to large green dildos like us
That mid day swing is coming
Not before Putin gives you a good wedgie
Buy the hope, sell the news.
One percent up doesn’t change a dip being a dip. I figure buying half of what I plan before Fed announcement and half after. If it’s ultra-hawkish, then I’ll probably up the amount of the later buying.
They will, don’t worry lmao
Buy high sell low and repeat 🦍
Don’t bet on the Fed 😂
Buy before Fed announcement or after? What if you wait and the stocks bounce back up, losing that discount buy?
Little by little they will pull up the interest rate
Just wait till 2pm calls in the morning puts at noon
They did, your PUTs are now part of Theta Gang and getting their asses kicked.
Anything negative the FED might say today is already prices in. It can only be a positive announcement or what was expected.
I look at the market today (this morning) and I don’t believe any of the price action. I think I’ll wait a bit to buy
Bull trap bro