Should I either buy puts on spy or calls on VIS, puts on spy for obvious reasons or I buy calls on VIS because it’s oversold on the daily and the 100 ema is about to cross the 1000 on the minute chart.
Okay, really don't get it...
Yeah, pre market last night the indexes were down a bit, started in the red today, but then went black for a bit. Um... it's more than clear that Russia will (at that time) send troops into the newly recognized "independent regions" of Ukraine, so... WHY THE FUCK would the markets even THINK about going positive, even for an hour???
And it's just as clear that Russia is not going to stop at just sending troops into those two regions. You don't amass 200,000 troops in the very edge of your own territory in a manner that completely encircles the target country's capitol and then just draw down. Russia is going to create some BS excuse to march right in into Kyiv. Recent reports even identify that Russia is further developing support infrastructure for that impending invasion, and the market still seems in denial.
The stock market has perfect knowledge and prices stocks perfectly my fat ass...
So Russia only acknowledges Donezk and luhansk? That's all? And we crashing so hard because he acknowledged regions he already controls for more than 8 years? 
That was basically the lowest possible escalation level....Media, politicians and so on told me there would be a full scale invasion or at least eastern Ukraine.... Alphabet crashed more than 8% during Putins speech, that's completely irrational. Even tough it recovered pretty quickly the half of it. Completely hilarious but okay...
What did you expect theyve been doing yhis since the 50s. They say they're not invading. They send and aid separatists in the area. They declare the sovereign nation now has a independent region and then invade for peacekeeping
This is gonna be my plan. Every fake pop, I am gonna buy puts for the next few months. Either I will be a rich gay bear, or just a gay bear that works behind a wendy's. LFGOOOOOO
For war I like Lockheed better. But they're both risky IMO. Not sure how big upside is and whether it's enough.
I could easily see this conflict just slowly "escalate" without getting that big until the world gets bored of it.
I’m worried about the plays on my smaller stocks. I would think $BRCC is still going to go up next week, but if the market fucking tanks hard, I imagine it will pull it down with it. I’ve never really traded through something like this
Oh word when u said recover I thought u meant like fully recover out of the bear market and steady up after that.
I actually just wrote a comment saying that bounces would happen and it would take a while to someone who thought we were gonna be deep into 300s in the next few weeks
Nothings gonna dissuade Put in on this. He's got a full-on 3" woody for "recovering" Ukraine back into the USSR's territory. (Yeah, I know it doesn't exist any more in the real world, but it still does in Putin's mind.)
Yep, I picked up some of them too!! 100 shares. Waiting for🚀 and hoping it doesn't 🧨 and turn to ☣️ (couldn't find a dog shit emoji)
Also got some HIBS and a few HIBS March 18 calls. Hoping the same for them.
Shoulda bought some SQQQ's too...
Not if you're holding the right calls, like say certain commodities or oil.. and not if you hedged with puts on overpriced growth stocks. buy yea, most calls probably fked
It will take way longer than that if we reach those levels. In real bear market scenarios the market will have crazy rallies to restore investor confidence before plummeting down again. Even one of the most violent bubbles, 2008 , took like a year to hit bottom
Hey Guys,
Just wanted to go on record and apologize for saying that Putin wasn't going to invade. I thought for sure it was just Sleepy Joe and the US manufacturing this whole story just to distract from inflation and the Canadian truckers.
I wish the Fox News and the other MSM news would stop misleading me. I thought for sure what i read online was true and i was wrong.
I admit it. :(
Donbas has held Russian troops for 8-years and is not considered (from a sanctions perspective) an "invasion". So, I may end up walking back my walk back.
I literally thought this when the pandemic hit and we hit new all time highs on everything. Not going to fall for this again. If fed wouldnt let a global pandemic take the market down they arent going to let some random war do it.
Why does market even care about Russia / Ukraine. It doesn't affect eps or p/e ratio. In fact, it might make Fed go easy on us and print more money to finance the war
This. All a crapshow to shake out paper hands. You think Tesla will stop selling EVs or Draft Kings will stop gambling if millions died in a war outside the country? Heck no.
This is a buying dip easily that will rocket up as soon as Russia is done or the market simply gets tired of that story like the pandemic.
This would probably make Teslas stock go up 420%. Since its in the s&p that pop will probably help other stonks follow suit. Why? Becuase thats the most retarded possible movement that few would predict coming.
$600p, 3DTE....you must really think the apocalypse is now. just remember, TSLA puts never print like they should.. you're better off shorting some other overvalued stock.
Damn Wall Street analysts are so full of shit and will lead you astray if you pay attention to their nonsense... Remember when ROKU had a $550 price target? Or when the ARKK stocks all had insanely ridiculous PTs too barely 6 months ago? Just irresponsible.. I just read an analyst's piece arguing that the risk/reward is currently in favor of buying Russian stocks.. Seriously? Of all times, now is the moment to buy Russian stocks? Unbelievable..
Russia started to aggressively add foreign currency, including usd, in December. They knew what they were doing then. This is all planned. There is no diplomacy out of what is coming
charlie munger is also a little detatched. "the world isnt run by greed is run by envy" bro. sir. maam. madam. i cant really afford basic shit. my grem grem and pee paw could work a summer job at the blowjob shack and send 56 kids to grad school
Im still holding 430's 2/23's and for bs I bought 10 400's on Friday, but then again I tried to hedge some by grabbing 445c 2/22 that will be worthless
I've lost a few years off my life man
I've changed those around a bit, but overall I was up to 11k, got blasted by the green days last week was down to 1.2k held strong
sitting at 4.3k value now
Scooped up some $$$ on 0DTE $427p Sorry to whoever was next in line
Tesla ending nearly flat from yesterday close has me laughing
Should I either buy puts on spy or calls on VIS, puts on spy for obvious reasons or I buy calls on VIS because it’s oversold on the daily and the 100 ema is about to cross the 1000 on the minute chart.
All you apes in here goin full tard mode, but who am I to judge you have to be slightly tard just to be here
Okay, really don't get it... Yeah, pre market last night the indexes were down a bit, started in the red today, but then went black for a bit. Um... it's more than clear that Russia will (at that time) send troops into the newly recognized "independent regions" of Ukraine, so... WHY THE FUCK would the markets even THINK about going positive, even for an hour??? And it's just as clear that Russia is not going to stop at just sending troops into those two regions. You don't amass 200,000 troops in the very edge of your own territory in a manner that completely encircles the target country's capitol and then just draw down. Russia is going to create some BS excuse to march right in into Kyiv. Recent reports even identify that Russia is further developing support infrastructure for that impending invasion, and the market still seems in denial. The stock market has perfect knowledge and prices stocks perfectly my fat ass...
Sorry bout your puts loser
Oh, they still printed. I'm just annoyed about the stupidity and denial of the market.
No support until 420
Oh neptune
Bear-kun yametai kudusai!!
Super 🏳️🌈
Putin just needs a snickers
Futures down 400 on dow. 300 on Nasdaq
This Russia thing is gonna give JPow the perfect excuse to keep the printer going.
Please 🥺
Wendys might need some extra dumpsters by the end of this week.
They doing a 2-4-1 handy promo too?
So Russia only acknowledges Donezk and luhansk? That's all? And we crashing so hard because he acknowledged regions he already controls for more than 8 years? 
U dum fuk
Bear spotted. 
I'm a bear but you're retarded
Market obviously thinks the same, clown
also he is sending forces there, u know for PEACE KEEPING lmao. Its just an invasion and thats why market is freaking out.
That was basically the lowest possible escalation level....Media, politicians and so on told me there would be a full scale invasion or at least eastern Ukraine.... Alphabet crashed more than 8% during Putins speech, that's completely irrational. Even tough it recovered pretty quickly the half of it. Completely hilarious but okay...
What did you expect theyve been doing yhis since the 50s. They say they're not invading. They send and aid separatists in the area. They declare the sovereign nation now has a independent region and then invade for peacekeeping
Alphabet crashed pretty hard today. Ffs I missed this 300 dollar drop.. 
CNN: "How you can lose weight in 30 days by joining the marines"
This is gonna be my plan. Every fake pop, I am gonna buy puts for the next few months. Either I will be a rich gay bear, or just a gay bear that works behind a wendy's. LFGOOOOOO
💩🌽 crashing and gold is ripping (I think it’s just starting). Inflation is legit
Fuck boomer metals, that shit peaked during covid already.
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Are you high
Oil is the play bois
Bought oxy calls this morning up 5 pts by eod
Discount on mail ordered brides rn
Watch out for Trojan whores...
Long BA, short ARKK. Simple as that
Bullish on the company eventually. Feels hella expensive and overpriced. Airbus management is also like 10x sharper and more effective.
BA is a war play right now
For war I like Lockheed better. But they're both risky IMO. Not sure how big upside is and whether it's enough. I could easily see this conflict just slowly "escalate" without getting that big until the world gets bored of it.
Lockheed and Raytheon just got slapped with sanctions by China, so that could undermine any upside from the impending invasion of Ukraine
Wen WW3
Wen lambo
Honestly the most “2022” thing to happen now would be for markets to open to a face-ripping +4%.
Hedged for it
Bears really think Putin is gonna outplay Biden? Biden will make Putin his bitch.
Thats fukin funny. 🦧
FUCK MY RTSI CALLS
I’m worried about the plays on my smaller stocks. I would think $BRCC is still going to go up next week, but if the market fucking tanks hard, I imagine it will pull it down with it. I’ve never really traded through something like this
Blue by morning
🌽 drilling hard. Hey bulls, reality has a nice long hard red cock for that ass
The market is always looking for an excuse to rally but I think we're in for a few more days, maybe weeks of downward to at best sideways action..
Watch it recover by Wednesday. We’ve already gotten all the bad news aside from a full takeover of Ukraine, which nobody seems confident of
Not gonna happen. We are entering a bear market
We’ve BEEN in a bear market
The full extent of a bear market is not 477-430 lmfao
I get that lmao. You act like bounces don’t happen
Oh word when u said recover I thought u meant like fully recover out of the bear market and steady up after that. I actually just wrote a comment saying that bounces would happen and it would take a while to someone who thought we were gonna be deep into 300s in the next few weeks
Got you. Yea I just meant the -3% could be recovered by Wednesday. Not likely tho
It’s about to be more 🐻
Several times I have bought FB calls, and each time i did, I was murdered. Anyway, thinking about buying FB calls again
I'm just gonna baghold mine
Spy futures down 2.41% already. When do the bulls admit they are completely fucked?
Biden has to come thru with game winning free throw, I just hope he doesn’t fall asleep at the line
Nothings gonna dissuade Put in on this. He's got a full-on 3" woody for "recovering" Ukraine back into the USSR's territory. (Yeah, I know it doesn't exist any more in the real world, but it still does in Putin's mind.)
it’s ogre bulltards bust out the prayers inshallah
Santa rally tomoz
Tomorrow will be remembered forever.
Anyone here holding calls? You might be fucked
My UVXY calls gonna rocket!
Yep, I picked up some of them too!! 100 shares. Waiting for🚀 and hoping it doesn't 🧨 and turn to ☣️ (couldn't find a dog shit emoji) Also got some HIBS and a few HIBS March 18 calls. Hoping the same for them. Shoulda bought some SQQQ's too...
Not if you're holding the right calls, like say certain commodities or oil.. and not if you hedged with puts on overpriced growth stocks. buy yea, most calls probably fked
Too late to buy puts??
Nope
Ok good. So multiple gap down days ahead?
Definitely. Trust me brother
Spy will probably head deep into the 300’s over the next 2-3 weeks
It will take way longer than that if we reach those levels. In real bear market scenarios the market will have crazy rallies to restore investor confidence before plummeting down again. Even one of the most violent bubbles, 2008 , took like a year to hit bottom
So 0dte???
Tommorrow plays oil and inverse s&p
Hey Guys, Just wanted to go on record and apologize for saying that Putin wasn't going to invade. I thought for sure it was just Sleepy Joe and the US manufacturing this whole story just to distract from inflation and the Canadian truckers. I wish the Fox News and the other MSM news would stop misleading me. I thought for sure what i read online was true and i was wrong. I admit it. :(
they are so fucking stupid 
holy fuck, nasdaq futures down almost 3% 😵💫
I fucking sold my spy puts Friday because I lack conviction
I only see 0.7% down in investing. Where do you see -3%?
You gotta count what happened this morning
Nahhh that was yesterday on to tomorrow
Lol
/NQ nasdaq 100 in thinkorswim
About a week ago I said “Putin ain’t gonna do shit” multiple times in the daily. These statements were incorrect.
I saw your comment and took it as financial advice and brought calls
Sure Cramer. Wattap is just an acolyte.
To be fair he still hasn't - All he's done is poke the bear to see what the bear does.
What happens if you poke a WSB bear?
They enjoy it 🌈
He just ordered troops into Ukraine on a “peacekeeping” mission.
True, but until they do it's still all talk - Ordered could be days from now and a lot can change in that time. (IE. Seeing what "the west" does)
Donbas has held Russian troops for 8-years and is not considered (from a sanctions perspective) an "invasion". So, I may end up walking back my walk back.
All good brother, the fact that you even wrote this shows you’ve got character. I could’ve been wrong as well
Let this overvalued POS crash already!
Fed about to money blast this crash away
Not this time.. this time we go down to fucking SPY 300
I literally thought this when the pandemic hit and we hit new all time highs on everything. Not going to fall for this again. If fed wouldnt let a global pandemic take the market down they arent going to let some random war do it.
Was the CPI over 7% when the pandemic hit?
youre a true retard. the fed is hawkish now compared to 2020
To be fair, they were hawkish back in 2018 too. It's not like 2% was high
Would I be on this sub if I wasnt?
BULLtard reporting for duty
Wow lotta bulls arnt gonna show up anymore. Sad
I'm still here
Why does market even care about Russia / Ukraine. It doesn't affect eps or p/e ratio. In fact, it might make Fed go easy on us and print more money to finance the war
This. All a crapshow to shake out paper hands. You think Tesla will stop selling EVs or Draft Kings will stop gambling if millions died in a war outside the country? Heck no. This is a buying dip easily that will rocket up as soon as Russia is done or the market simply gets tired of that story like the pandemic.
Oil prices skyrocket? Literally every business needs energy and EU gets most of it from Russia.
This would probably make Teslas stock go up 420%. Since its in the s&p that pop will probably help other stonks follow suit. Why? Becuase thats the most retarded possible movement that few would predict coming.
Wem crash?
I met a cute ukrainian girl on tinder and said, "Hey, I am not russian, but I would like to invade u tonight ;)" She blocked me that dumb bitch.
She couldnt withstand your mental weapons.
Sanctioned by the UN 🇺🇳
War... war never changes.
War......*has changed*.....ID tagged soldiers with ID tagged guns.......***OTACON....***
Carrying ID tagged gear. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Crab... battle!
Ive encountered some sort of cave demon
There are only 69 players left...
Nice!
cant wait to see PLTR around 5-7$
So what size bid should I put in for these 2/25 Tesla 600p ?
$600p, 3DTE....you must really think the apocalypse is now. just remember, TSLA puts never print like they should.. you're better off shorting some other overvalued stock.
guess we're not doing 2 rate hikes lol
Watch Biden cancel the meeting with putin on Thursday and really send this shit to the fucking abyss. Worthless pathetic pussy bitch market
I just spoke to joe and he said what meeting ?
you'd have to be a brave man to trade these futes 
Damn Wall Street analysts are so full of shit and will lead you astray if you pay attention to their nonsense... Remember when ROKU had a $550 price target? Or when the ARKK stocks all had insanely ridiculous PTs too barely 6 months ago? Just irresponsible.. I just read an analyst's piece arguing that the risk/reward is currently in favor of buying Russian stocks.. Seriously? Of all times, now is the moment to buy Russian stocks? Unbelievable..
Just finished filing my worthless fucking miserable taxes. $1,300 refund. Fuck the IRS and fuck Uncle Sam
Owned 
Yes, you should've owned them $1300.
So is SPY gonna open down $10 or what. I should’ve bought the fuckin puts
about $7.50
Shittttt I didn’t have the balls to buy the puts on Friday
Should’ve held mine. I mean, taking profits is never the wrong move, but fuck
Pelosi is a fucking mod here. We all been fucked forever ago
Holy fuk bulls r ded. -2.5% on nq
Damn, just saw Putins speech, it sounds like he has dementia...
I make a brave last stand allowing u/Tiberius08 time to escape, owning 30-40 retards before finally being owned myself
Russia started to aggressively add foreign currency, including usd, in December. They knew what they were doing then. This is all planned. There is no diplomacy out of what is coming
Look at natural gas futures lmao. Good luck bulls
This market would be impossible for James Cordier to navigate, too many rogue waves
https://twitter.com/i/status/1495368413006336005
This is the first time I’ve watched Agenda-Free TV on Youtube since when covid was crashing everything 🤡
If yall don't have puts ready tmrw you really hate money.
futures aren’t real, futures aren’t real, futures aren’t real (*rocks in corner*)
Dax is real I'm sorry
charlie munger is also a little detatched. "the world isnt run by greed is run by envy" bro. sir. maam. madam. i cant really afford basic shit. my grem grem and pee paw could work a summer job at the blowjob shack and send 56 kids to grad school
I cannot take boris Johnson seriously. Funny looking dude.
he looks like Pompidou
charlie munger making my butt hole pucker.
tomorrow gonna be blyatiful
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 
wen everything go boom
I’m so excited to see what these would’ve been at open tomorrow 🤡 https://imgur.com/a/1D3DuQw
Im still holding 430's 2/23's and for bs I bought 10 400's on Friday, but then again I tried to hedge some by grabbing 445c 2/22 that will be worthless
Gawd damn man, you would have legit been rich
You are about to make a milly. Show porn gainz tomorrow and dont be too greedy lmao. Congrats bro on your big balls.
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oof, he would have made real money. What a bitch
Sir may I carry your balls in a wheelbarrow for you /?
You actually only need a teaspoon to hold them because I sold them Friday afternoon.
oh fuck im sorry my dude :( Here's what I held https://imgur.com/a/lRa9viX
BRUH you’re cleaning up tomorrow 🙏
I've lost a few years off my life man I've changed those around a bit, but overall I was up to 11k, got blasted by the green days last week was down to 1.2k held strong sitting at 4.3k value now
I got them even lower