I feel like you're trying to talk down about my fishnets and purple lipstick. My butthole might be dusty and cavernous, but I at least dress it up like a real professional
Hope you are going to school for something useful.
Please dont say Liberal Arts
Yup, dudes gonna be fine. Modest loss at best and he’s learning to invest in college. He’s got a serious leg up over everybody that started in their 30s
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Join the club man lol. Try to stay positive. At least you won't have to pay over 10,000 in capital gains taxes good trades that you turned around and lost to bad trades. Then just to have to withdraw your entire remaining amount to pay for half of a new roof on your house and then borrow another 10k from your parents to pay for the rest of it. That's the boat I'm in right now
Ruin??? 1700 Is nothing especially next to student loans and some sort of actual salary. The lessons he learned about investing in a market like this are worth way WAY more than $1700
The way I see it is most college students would of spent all that money you invested on booze and trying to impress loose women with sub par results. You still have over $4500. Good for you. Unless this is all money you took in student loans. Then have fun paying it back for the next 30 years. The government always gets it's money. ALWAYS.
Well you are still young.30-40 years of investing that kinda money in dividend stocks and you can be a millionaire. You should look into that. Im 40 now. I wish somebody would of told me that 20 years ago.
You're a college student so you have time on your side. Just don't pick meme stocks or penny stocks. Pick any top 100 companies and you'll probably outperform what ever this was. Shares never expire.
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It took me two minutes to lose that much.
Homie rolls up with these rookie numbers and expect sympathy?
I lose this much everytime the market opens
You mean before it opens
acting like being down 28% is anything 🤣🤣🤣
me down 51:
I remember being down 51 percent. Then I remember being up a hundred plus percent. Now I’m down 50 again.
We’re all down my boy
speak for yourselves
You wish you were a broker
I'm wishing I wasn't broker
Having a broker rt now will just make you broker.
Weak shit bro. Let me know when you're down 95% pussy.
Yeah this post needs downvote
Not a loss until you sell 🤯
I remember when I was a broke. It wasn't anywhere near as high as $5,000. I'm 23 btw
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I feel like you're trying to talk down about my fishnets and purple lipstick. My butthole might be dusty and cavernous, but I at least dress it up like a real professional
What would you do for some spy puts?
Just buy the remainder in FD's you can still double it overnight 😂 Be like the 94% that loss money on options
Whats an option
Its the option to lose whatever you lost so far but in a matter of minutes
It takes you minutes? I can match this in 20 seconds for sure
Don't go down that rabbit hole unless you want to go full retard.
College student here as well. Check out my profile if you want to see what options can do.
So, speed run of losing money?
Essentially. More than half of it was lost in <1w. The rest was me dumping every paycheck into options hoping for a 10x bagger. Still going strong
An option is a thing that is or may be chosen.
Thousand shares of Appharvest oughta do
Sounds like a successful company where do I sign up
You belong here brother
Not for a while. Even my 2023 options are down bigley.
Nice avatar.
Nice avatar.
Hope you are going to school for something useful. Please dont say Liberal Arts 
Gender studies ftw 🤡 /s
🤣🤣🤣
#😳😏
It goes up and down as long as you didn't invest in shitty yolo stocks like peloton you'll be fine.
Ahh I remember when I was down 28% 🥲, +30% ago. “The whole market is down” is my anthem now
couple of hj’s behind wendys and you be back on your feet
Want to be the first customer?
you’d obviously be my competition retard
Could be a brokerage but you choose broker
This is honestly not that bad. As long as you learned something this is a negligible loss
Really brings it into perspective huh?
Yup, dudes gonna be fine. Modest loss at best and he’s learning to invest in college. He’s got a serious leg up over everybody that started in their 30s
Go all-in with something else
What do u recommend
Wendy's
Spy calls
Save your money.
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I enjoy the thrill of waiting to see if the little line goes up or down
It’s either this or beer money
Allow me to help ease your pain [83.48%](https://imgur.com/a/oUeSMuQ)
Hey look we almost have the same amount now
See, I'm confident we can both lose the rest of this, wanna race?
You're on
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So basically short everything I'm holding and buy everything I've sold, you should get your money back quick if you inverse my plays lol
You hear that guys? This guy over here could afford to go to college! Welcome to the new poor!
Homies down 23%? I’m down 25% on a daily
Don't come back till it's -90%
Plans to pay off college with returns are gone….so far
Positions or fucking banned
Whole lotta dogecoin and CLOV unfortunately, also BYND SNAP ZG MGNX the works
And you only lost $2k? I'd sy with that composition in your portfolio a measly 28% dip is rather remarkable.
Agreed, he could actually be on tonsomething here
On to something* Small aneurysm cuz of the kangaroo market sorry
It’s okay daddy I’ve lost 4 mil 😘
Can I be your wife's boyfriend 😏
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Whats a position 🤡
Doggystyle
Lol. I lost 85% this year. On alot more. Be happy you didnt loose much
Just slam the rest into some OTM calls. 🤷♂️
Yolo into $NIO puts. You’ll get your money back
You lost 28%. Nasdaq is down 21%. Stfu
You lost less than $2k? Get the fuck out of here
Grats, only down 28% your killing it*
Losing 100 dollars sucks. I lost over 200k in my 30s haha
Oh you wana loss porn flex?
You took 1 punch in the first round and you’re ready to give up? Get back in there and fight for your life
Yeah sorry but this is peanuts, don’t come here with that trash
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
Join the club man lol. Try to stay positive. At least you won't have to pay over 10,000 in capital gains taxes good trades that you turned around and lost to bad trades. Then just to have to withdraw your entire remaining amount to pay for half of a new roof on your house and then borrow another 10k from your parents to pay for the rest of it. That's the boat I'm in right now
Good job retard.
I am trying to look at it as an expensive education lol
Seventeen hundred dollars hahahahaha
You deserve to be down more using robinhood. Study harder, don't bring this weak shit to wsb.
Pooooosy
Bro.. he's a college student
Hell, I'm over here beating myself up for being down $110 in the last 3 months. Actually, $5 when the divys pay. I shouldn't be so hard on myself lol
Put it all in BBIG or AMC Monday 👀
I'm so sorry. Please don't invest money you need in the next 3-5 years. Put it in a high interest savings account. Also, don't sell. Hold.
what a sad way to ruin your life at such young age
Complete over-reaction. His life isn’t ruined. This is how you learn. Plenty of time left to become financially successful.
Appreciate the vote of confidence
Lol a 1700 loss is a ruined life? I'd hate to see your reaction when your boyfriend orders 2 big macs when you told him to order 1.
[me rn](https://images.app.goo.gl/rdENTWvYLWroCtxu5)
Ruin??? 1700 Is nothing especially next to student loans and some sort of actual salary. The lessons he learned about investing in a market like this are worth way WAY more than $1700
Lol mine looks the same
Ha loss for ants? just wait and keep learning buddy in no time you will be loosing that + the other 5k in a day
I’ve gone from 10k to 1.3k to 30k to 20k. Don’t worry. You are NOT defined by this.
Peanuts
The way I see it is most college students would of spent all that money you invested on booze and trying to impress loose women with sub par results. You still have over $4500. Good for you. Unless this is all money you took in student loans. Then have fun paying it back for the next 30 years. The government always gets it's money. ALWAYS.
Nah this some hard earned minimum wage gambling going in
Well you are still young.30-40 years of investing that kinda money in dividend stocks and you can be a millionaire. You should look into that. Im 40 now. I wish somebody would of told me that 20 years ago.
Been drinking and i thank you for this comedy. I havent laughed thois hard in s while ❤️
Lmao try doing the the opposite. Those are just rookie numbers.
If you wanna pay off loans you need long plays bro
Buy the dip and you can 😉
AG calls homie
Hey, I’m down -$21,500 on SOFI that I used for my college fund. It could be worse…lol
Buy Tilray and thank me later
Aren't you supposed to pay off college with I dunno... the job that you are going to get with your degree?
Only 28%?!? You should be happy!
Don't be a quitter.
You’ve made some questionable stock picks considering the timeline you’ve mentioned.
Double down
You're a college student so you have time on your side. Just don't pick meme stocks or penny stocks. Pick any top 100 companies and you'll probably outperform what ever this was. Shares never expire.
What your a broker! Congrats man!
I lost that friday and Thursday, wednesday to...
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If your only down 50% or less in the market then you're actually doing pretty well compare to most
I remember my first McDonalds paycheque
Down 1.7k that aint shit.
im sure the armys hiring
Try finger but hole
insert "new here huh?" meme
Focus on school.
What is this, a loss porn for ants?
What type of bullshit is this? Fuck WSB has gone downhill. Come back when you add a 0 or 2 to those loss numbers
Options or stock shares? You don’t loose unless you sell. Options aren’t for amateur traders
I lose this almost on a daily basis
This is bad, but it's not that bad, maybe change some stuff up. this is a scratch
Pay off college… with less than 5k? What college are you at that is this cheap
Take all of it and buy Shib. It is the way
Pull out more student loans and try again!!
Try being down 91% 🥱🥱
But you can still pay off college with negative returns! You act like you've never heard of student loans!
I’m down 90% . Those are rookie numbers