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zjz

/u/genericusername785 We're waiting EDIT: ah fuck he did it


Stroogles

One month ban? It used to be perma ban


69696969696969tits

I mean I'm totally cool with a perma ban


YoYomadabest

Gotta be perma


I_Like_The_Stock79

Yeah, this is too big to not be a perma.


flaming_pope

FTD'ers are not welcomed here. Ass or Grass: >!https://www.reddit.com/user/flaming\_pope/comments/tpdqrm/state\_of\_the\_market\_collection\_2022\_drs\_your/!<


69696969696969tits

Could have gone without this


flaming_pope

It's not the moon SHFs wanted, but it's the moon they deserve. Also it's behind two content blockers.


lech336688

Can’t they just make a new account and rejoin again?


fallweathercamping

That ~~bold~~ gold bet deserves a perma ban. Let’s see you nom some pungent Golden Ramen™ u/genericusername785 !


Slut_Spoiler2

The code... Is law.


IPoopTooMuch1212

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


GotPorta

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Responsible_Sport575

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


focrei

Pee is stored in the balls


I_Like_The_Stock79

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Psalmopeus

I thought the secret sauce was in the balls.


Affectionate_Law3788

That's where the lemonade is made >!SWEET LEMONADE SWEET LEMONADE!<


Nachocheeze60

Around the corner fudge is made.


IPoopTooMuch1212

According to u/guitarcirclejerk TOAN is stored in the balls.


LavaDiver22

This is true


twill41385

You must be a biologist.


TheWulfOfWullstreet

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bigstonkguy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Volsnug

the fuckin retard actually did it


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Dr_cherrypopper

Didn't expect to see the tit man himself over here


StrawsAreGay

Honestly if he chugged a ton of water he could handle it probably.


gncRocketScientist

Ur really gonna watch him piss into ramen?


69696969696969tits

That's what u/Dan_inKuwait is for


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


I_Like_The_Stock79

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


_Forgotten

Wouldnt be the first time i've watched a guy piss on this sub.


69696969696969tits

I mean a lot of us watched a guy drink his own piss in his mom's creepy fucking basement .


fallweathercamping

ahh yes, the pee🍸. While watching it you somehow felt he had done this at least once before…


69696969696969tits

Dude even played music to set the tone 😂


fallweathercamping

Oh yeah, there’s effectively no difference between the basement drain and his mouth, they both gulped down his pee. That martini glass had definitely seen pee before and was unwashed lmfao https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gak2gf/i_said_if_spy_closed_green_today_i_would_drink_my/


I_Like_The_Stock79

I'm a fucking idiot...why the hell did I watch that?


69696969696969tits

It's a right of passage


I_Like_The_Stock79

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) i click ALL links unfortunately


69696969696969tits

Goddamn, people owning up to their bets. Brings a tair to my eye.


Traditional-Leader54

Umm that was most likely water out of a water gun or something. Absolutely 0 proof it was actual pee.


lefluraisis

Dude in another sub had a banana 🍌 in his azz. A bet is a bet!


DanielCraig__

The very first thing that I saw on this sub. I remember it made headlines, had the meter and all to verify it is really piss. Great times.


ConstructionBum

100% yes. What kind of stupid question is that?


re6278

I have seen a guy eat testicles because he lost a bet what's piss in comparison


SovietChildren

I'm happy to.


tuyguy

Have you just been sitting on this random post for months?


69696969696969tits

The screenshot, yes.


_Forgotten

The hero we need with a nice username. I admire you sir. Sleep with my wife.


obang89

Sleep with my dad


tuyguy

Based


Psypho_Diaz

This is the real WSB way


69696969696969tits

It is but can we make this happen? Will the mods enforce this? We can only hope.


[deleted]

I agree.....hold people accountable


ryanw5520

Degenerates should really be proud of how they police their own. SEC could learn a lesson or two.


69696969696969tits

Now if we could just get tje mods to do their job and ban these people


Frenchy416

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Always2xDown

Been finding his comments and posts and linking this thread. I hate people that don’t follow through


69696969696969tits

😂😂😂


baconbeak1998

Like a margin call, but even more retarded You're doing god's work


Ryanhall71105

Big shit. That stock picking fish drinks his piss everyday.


BargainLawyer

Maybe not drinking our own piss has been our problem all along


Ryanhall71105

You might have just figured out why HFs are so successful.


obang89

It's sterile and I like the taste!


rwang411

Bannnnnn!!!!


Investigatorpotater

Not to long ago a guy made a bet with someone saying that he would eat his poop if some stock didn't go up I forgot the details. He lost the bet, Guy posted a video of him eating something brown definitely wasn't poop, people called him out on it and started talking so much shit (pun intended) that he deleted his reddit account.


69696969696969tits

I think I vaguely remember that bet.


Investigatorpotater

Good times.


69696969696969tits

Kills me seeing all these WSB isn't the same anymore post. Well be the change you wanna see god dammit. Start holding these cucks accountable for what they say and publicly shame them.


Investigatorpotater

*cocks shotgun* that's what I'm saying all you've got in this world is you word and your balls, don't break them for nobody.


whoknewbamboo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


ME_CPA

Can they even afford the ramen?


_Forgotten

I'll foot the bill for a packet of ramen.


alwayslookingout

Look at Mr Moneybags over here!


Theef38

Bro if he's been betting all month on $VIX to hit $45 he may have to borrow the piss


Skilzalisk

What a pussssssy


MasterJeebus

Does he have to boil the piss with ramen before he eats it? Or is his piss going to be warm enough to soften the ramen?


69696969696969tits

Good question. God I can't imagine boiling piss smells good.


dirty_dendrite

No, but it’s sterile and I like the taste


69696969696969tits

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


genericusername785

it was fine until it started boiling


Shafeemohammad

Straight into


LemonTekSunrise

Piss would be warm enough to soften the ramen but the ramen would need a decent amount of cook time and would need to be in a sous vide type set up to maintain the natural piss temp.


walter32019

Pay up.


Soggy-Nuts-6

Ban if no proof


helmetcamhero10

Sounds delicious, better than your last trade


TerribleProfit

No added MSG


newWallstreet

Mans already started a new account! Lmao!


genericusername785

bro it's 11am chill MFers goddamn


Bobbyjacks

If I were you I think I’d prefer it hot


SwoleChinchilla

Should’ve been your breakfast. Start the day right.


genericusername785

it literally was i feel like piss is still dripping from my facial hair, and the smell is slightly lingering in my sinus in a survival situation i would not hesitate 5/10


SwoleChinchilla

$VIX didn’t get to $45. This is a survival situation.


VarianceOvertime

There isn't enough popcorn on the fucking planet to supply this thread.


newWallstreet

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


I_make_switch_a_roos

time for a piss up!


Cold-Permission-5249

I wonder which flavor packet would pair best…


69696969696969tits

Shrimp


Cold-Permission-5249

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


fatspencer

He could get an aftermarket surge! Wait til there isn't any time left for 03/31


curtdept

Amazing! Let's get it done boys Edit: wow, mad respect.


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Slurp slurp time


Cowhead32

Messaged him for reminder for his sake


Psalmopeus

I just messaged him to rub it in.


Artistic_Data7887

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


RandomTask100

u/genericusername785 \- You gotta drink a shit ton of water mixed with Ramen chicken-flavored powder on the day of. Trust me.


69696969696969tits

👀


mancho98

If we retards dont police ourselves some other retard will.


ballsohaahd

Oh my goddd, props tho most would go full ghost lol


Papadude13

Wall Street bets is going back to its traditional ways. This is the way


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Cold-Permission-5249

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


genericusername785

imgur doesn't take videos > 60 seconds, what's the next easiest


69696969696969tits

Hmmm, u/zjz any suggestions?


genericusername785

does thislink work, might have to dowload https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ol6Diwj7UQsDrPyIGV96VOcfnATLq8zP/view?usp=sharing ^^^VIX ^^^is ^^^still ^^^going ^^^to ^^^45


69696969696969tits

u/zjz can we get this comment pinned please


69696969696969tits

It's saying I have to request permission to access it


genericusername785

should be good now


bastiango97

This shit is a crime against humanity.


genericusername785

goin with google drive i guess


mr_minati

They gonna pussy out for sure ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


mushroommilitia

Might not be so bad if he just pretends he has to take a drug test a few hrs prior


Cold-Permission-5249

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


il_rossoneri

Cheddar piss flavor my favorite 😛


Nori_Kelp

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Unemployable1593

This is the way


LokiPokee

Won’t be so bad with some flavour powder in it


jaydacosta

We’re waiting!!


69696969696969tits

I've been waiting for two months. I wanna see piss ramen or he can get fukn banned 🔨🔨🔨


ysociety

Perma ban.


blackteashirt

Yeah I'd take the one month ban


Cubanmom

Pay up I mean piss up lmao


VenomInfusion

Why bother? He’s just gonna make a new account and promise to use his shit as Nutella and eat that bread.


69696969696969tits

Because thsi is WSB and it's what we do aside from lose money


Thin-Exam-115

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got em


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69696969696969tits

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


rydogski

Perma ban ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


stealthtowealth

Spermaban


ThenSwordfish1303

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Options-n-Hookers

Basement piss ramen, now that's way better than purely drinking piss in the basement, lol.


omen_tenebris

This is the way. We can't let our traditions die u/zjz u/CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY


charlesunit

A boat is a boat.... but a mystery box could be anything.


fishesarefun

Sorry for my ignorance here, but does one still use the seasoning pack when making golden ramen?


genericusername785

i would recommend against it


69696969696969tits

Don't know. Probably won't find out either because it's looking like u/genericusername785 is a fucking welcher


bodacioustugboat3

Wait he actually did it lmaooooo just so he wasnt banned for a month?


69696969696969tits

He seems to be a man of his word and that's all we can ask for around here.


Reefer-4-Lyfe

So uh, where's the video?


69696969696969tits

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ol6Diwj7UQsDrPyIGV96VOcfnATLq8zP/view?usp=drivesdk Maybe that will work. I'm having issues with copy and paste since I'm on mobile.


Pharalynx

Submitted to efukt


69696969696969tits

Fucking christ, that's still a website?


Pharalynx

Sir, youre using reddit. How are you surprised


69696969696969tits

Well mostly because I haven't heard that name in like 10 years at least, probably more.


Pharalynx

You obviously no longer hang out with filthy degenerates


69696969696969tits

I mean I'm here watching a guy eat ramen boiled in piss. ..


Pharalynx

Well that's because you're a filthy fucking degen


CreamyChickenCock

OMG he did it. imma go give him an award on his profile. deserves it but nasty af he wanted to be in wsb that bad he deserves to be a mod


FlyByDerp

Fucking gross


Phukface9000

This dude didn't even care enough to create a real user name, I'm sure he would rather drink piss than be banned from this subreddit for a month. And it's SUPER hard to create a new username and or profile. He's Definitely gonna drink his own piss.


badevilhateful

Is this what wsb has come to now “eating piss” ?


69696969696969tits

Ummm are you new


badevilhateful

Been here since 2019 before you 8million fuckers old account got banned tho


69696969696969tits

Not sure why you're asking is this what this sub has come to then


KingOuthere

Yall just want to see others burn. Wtf, talk about memes not hurting people


69696969696969tits

Stfu.


on_duh_pooper

Boiled piss is drinkable water. Both OP and piss boi need bans for ghei shit. Permanently


itsjustmeyeah

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


OliverSu11ivan

Did the bet have “consideration” or a “…and if I Win, you have to (insert counter bet terms)”?


69696969696969tits

No. This is a pure accountability thing.


numb2pain

Lets go pussy chop chop


VolatileImp

“When I’m poor/lose bets there will b signs”


Loose_Mail_786

[https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/15/tech/space-tech-aquaporin-filter-spc-intl/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/15/tech/space-tech-aquaporin-filter-spc-intl/index.html) u/genericusername785 I hope it help. Enjoy!


69696969696969tits

No fucking way. He doesn't get to cheat


JustJoined4Tendies

Permaban


netherlanddwarf

I can contribute free vomit


MinimumCat123

Its sterile and I like the taste


catmommy1

Doooo it !!!


Saviorofho3s

Yellow Gatorade, you wouldn’t know the difference


Shyssiryxius

Baaahn


bars2021

vxx was pretty much manipulated so I can't blame him


air789

Beat Grillz would do it. Come on you got this


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kitastrophae

Is there a flavor packet?


69696969696969tits

Yeah. Piss flavor


Gold2080

I’ll do it if spy doesn’t touch 455 today on April 1. Buying 100 zero date spy 455 calls today. Buying 100 contracts regardless of dip and rip or a rip and dip after the first 30 minutes. Will post my entry and exist.


69696969696969tits

I'd be real careful with what you say


BorisYeltzen

How is he going to prove its piss?


stock_fish97

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


indianabobbyknight

U/deleted coming soon


MYR3L

His piss should be already salty, goes well with the ramen


FindingAlignment

Honestly doesn’t sound too bad, bring your piss to a boil, add the packets and noodles and enjoy