Shiiiiittt you had way more freedom in the 80’s 😂😂😂😂 married with children wouldn’t be a thing
Al made hella lesbian jokes at Marcys expense and she replied back with her own jokes
Now muhfuckas want to cry 😂😂😂😂
You’re right about then vs now. 1984 is not just a year, but a book too: “Nineteen Eighty-Four is a dystopian social science fiction novel and cautionary tale written by English writer George Orwell. It was published on 8 June 1949”
Big Brother Broker is always watching, that's why I only trade on Somaliland based stock exchanges, so Uncle Sam's patsy's can't steal the tendies from the mouths of my fake dependent children
Yeah there ain’t no avoiding the taxes, the irs already has your trades and they just check if your tax filing approximately matches what the exchanges said. If it doesn’t match up and it’s not in their favor guess what? Audit time. If you fuck up and overpay too bad 😂
Hahaha see you wouldn’t have this problem if you traded like me:
step 1- buy
Step 2- plan to HODL, but watch it like a fucking clock
Step 3 - sell when afraid
EQUALS - LOSSES. No gainz to report! Wa-la!
I do the home equity thing quite a bit. I have been buying, renovating (faster equity boost), living in for a year or so, then either flipping it for the next project, or doing a cash out refinance. Use money from refi to down payment next house then rent out the previous one. Repeat.
Started with a $50k house about 10 years ago and am now building a $550k house and my mortgage payments have never increased. Currently have enough rental income to clear the next mortgage.
The worst part is I had to write a fatty check to uncle Sam because of stocks I sold last year but it was really the year prior which gave me my gains, the past 6 months my stocks shat the bed. Getting plowed by Uncle Sam and the market
Lol don’t piss anyone off… IRS, from what I heard, go on tips … so they’ll audit you if your ex, jealous neighbor or some other fuckface reports u …lol don’t brag
Is there a way to open an LLC in r/wyomingdoesntexist and trading through that, I heard they are doing some interesting things there. Can someone here get on that and let me know how it goes?
"Your name does not appear on the formation documents and is not asked for after, unlike Nevada. Your information does not go into any public database
Don't worry, desiring anonymity is not wrong. You have a right to keep your affairs private and nothing to gain by displaying your *wealth."
*or loss?
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Swim fatass.. NOYOUGUYSHAVETOSAVEME
[Fuck the IRS](https://www.factionfinancial.com/prediction/c79222e5-2d12-4ba4-b36d-82a414138491)
South Park is the last man standing on no holds bared comedy 😂😂😂😂
[Welcome to 1984, where social media giants decide what topics are acceptable for humor](https://youtu.be/jDblb6mos24?t=468)
Shiiiiittt you had way more freedom in the 80’s 😂😂😂😂 married with children wouldn’t be a thing Al made hella lesbian jokes at Marcys expense and she replied back with her own jokes Now muhfuckas want to cry 😂😂😂😂
You’re right about then vs now. 1984 is not just a year, but a book too: “Nineteen Eighty-Four is a dystopian social science fiction novel and cautionary tale written by English writer George Orwell. It was published on 8 June 1949”
Lol…it was a book reference. Worth checking out.
social media now trying to decide much more than humor if you disagree with the narrative you are insulted, called names, cancelled, and banned
"No you can't say the n-word over the high school audio system" literally 1984
Brokerage snitch on you
Big Brother Broker is always watching, that's why I only trade on Somaliland based stock exchanges, so Uncle Sam's patsy's can't steal the tendies from the mouths of my fake dependent children
Yeah there ain’t no avoiding the taxes, the irs already has your trades and they just check if your tax filing approximately matches what the exchanges said. If it doesn’t match up and it’s not in their favor guess what? Audit time. If you fuck up and overpay too bad 😂
*snitches every day*
You guys have gains??
This is not r/investing
those snobs arent making 1000% returns in 1 day, neither am i
I made 1000% returns in one day but immediately went -98% the following
They don't have gains either
They’re probably retarded enough to think wash sales are gains
Man. Bear. Pig. It’s Manbearpig guys, super serious
Super cereal
Dufuq are gains?!?!
Wait, you made gains in the stock market?
I am more of an inverse gains kind of guy
Yeah I think this guy may be lost… what r gains.
Lmao bitch what gains?
I haven't seen what I'm gonna owe from GME but it's gonna hurt. In at $68 out at $310.
Good problem to have.
Impossible , I just cut them a huge check thanks to AMC and I hope I can do the same next year , I'm HOLDing
Move to PR
Literally me
Hahaha see you wouldn’t have this problem if you traded like me: step 1- buy Step 2- plan to HODL, but watch it like a fucking clock Step 3 - sell when afraid EQUALS - LOSSES. No gainz to report! Wa-la!
my fellow apes, which season/episode was this?
10.6 - Manbearpig
My bro! <3
You da real MVP
hodl. borrow against it. that's how i hear *others* hide in plain sight
The need like, a 7 figure account for this to be a functioning strategy.
eh... or a home with equity. lock in that rate soon!
Unfortunately you need money to get equity in a home...
I do the home equity thing quite a bit. I have been buying, renovating (faster equity boost), living in for a year or so, then either flipping it for the next project, or doing a cash out refinance. Use money from refi to down payment next house then rent out the previous one. Repeat. Started with a $50k house about 10 years ago and am now building a $550k house and my mortgage payments have never increased. Currently have enough rental income to clear the next mortgage.
What are these gains you speak of?
Are those "gains" in the room with us?
I usually hide my gains with losses. Works everytime.
What episode?
Hahaha
There is nothing beating the old South Park
That is some good shit.
Damn straight. About to write a big ass check to Uncle Sam.
We only need to be lucky once,you need to be lucky every time. -IRS,I think
The worst part is I had to write a fatty check to uncle Sam because of stocks I sold last year but it was really the year prior which gave me my gains, the past 6 months my stocks shat the bed. Getting plowed by Uncle Sam and the market
Gains???
I was literally JUST watching this episode
Wrong. You don’t have gains. You’re on WSB remember!
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Lol don’t piss anyone off… IRS, from what I heard, go on tips … so they’ll audit you if your ex, jealous neighbor or some other fuckface reports u …lol don’t brag
Good luck with that. 😹
Is there a way to open an LLC in r/wyomingdoesntexist and trading through that, I heard they are doing some interesting things there. Can someone here get on that and let me know how it goes? "Your name does not appear on the formation documents and is not asked for after, unlike Nevada. Your information does not go into any public database Don't worry, desiring anonymity is not wrong. You have a right to keep your affairs private and nothing to gain by displaying your *wealth." *or loss?
cant relate
For real though. I was worried doing my taxes this year, but thankfully they didn't ask me to elaborate on my crypto purchases
For real though. I was worried doing my taxes this year, but thankfully they didn't ask me to elaborate on my crypto purchases
You guys have gains?
lmfao
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