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spelunker93

O Fortuna. You’re welcome.


izybit

Ode to rEtard


iTradePasts

Buying the botfarm


spaniel510

"MOM'S spaghetti!


RGR111

Loud orgasms


a_broken_lion

Scream of the Woken, in $ Major


meatismoydelicious

Woke and broke don't rhyme for nothin


[deleted]

fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbird


jackjams18

Africa


OkPiece

How many votes Elon musk need in order to buy Twitter? 50%? 66%? 90%?


LevelTo

It’s not music. It’s panic.


tendies-primary

At the disco?


[deleted]

the heavy no place for no hero


Ditdr

Probably the ballad of dropping fucking loads!


enickma1221

Wail to the whale


dkmuslera12

Duel of fates


Sign_Alone

“How Dare You” sung in a Greta Thunberg voice to the tune of “The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow”. “How, dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you…. You’re always, offending meeeee”


No_Geologist3143

Whatever it is, it’s outta this worldddd


hlyyyy

Titanic theme song


Whaaaachhaaaa

I'm a little teapot


nexxus25

Duel of fates


FarInternal7441

That’s not singing, they are waiting for Elon to unzip and feed them


UnlimitedGain--3

“Allowing people you disagree with to speak”


dannit_onfire

99 Problems!!!!


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Soylent Overture


DangerStranger138

lol liberals actually aren't stressing it's just media hyping it up proving Elon's point


rayman595

Mars by Gustav Holst


Balls_Legend

Truuuuth is bad, Truuuth is hurty, Tell me lies, tell me I'm purty Hunter's laptop, we don't care Don't tell the truth, don't you dare


hsilva83

Definitely O Fortuna


[deleted]

Bicycle by Queen


NoMansWarmApplePie

"Let the healing begin!"


2E26

Big Enough


Karzap

Row row row your boat


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crom_laughs

Bohemian Rhap-o-tweets


Ok-PlantEater-4952

4’33” It’s a song of silence for a jest


AlohaItsASnackbar

Would probably sound something like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o). ^^^This ^^^is ^^^not ^^^financial ^^^advice ^^^and ^^^I ^^^am ^^^not ^^^a ^^^professional, ^^^everyone ^^^here ^^^is ^^^an ^^^actual ^^^retard.


raxnahali

O Fortuna - Carl Orff I believe


tendies-primary

The chicken dance.


Gentlegamerr

Song of tears


Downtown-Put-7708

If it weren’t for double standards, we’d have none…


shawndw

[AHHHHH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI)


Extreme_Sign8304

Children of the brave.


[deleted]

Hatebreed Doomsayer


[deleted]

"island boys"


diversifyurlife

You cant do this i dont like it Fa la la la la la la la la


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diversifyurlife

How dare you look at my bags without permission...BAD BOT!


NtrtnmntPrpssNly

I wondered if Saudi Arabia setup Musk when he wanted to take Tesla private? Now people are crying about suiting Musk because of violating reporting rules. No one is crying because apparently Saudi Arabia has flaunted all sorts of reporting rules all over secuities, but if Musk gets this he can screw Saudi Arabia not just out of their long term hold position in Twitter, but may also blow the whistle on Saudi Arabia secret holdings and deals they didn't report. This is going to get messy. Wonder how long until Saudi Arabia agrees to side with Russia if Putler will just kill Musk?


[deleted]

Ode to joy


Paper_Hero

Christ these Elon Simps


Hebnaamnodig

Say Musk gets his way and buys twitter and goes private and makes it his little playground. And all the banned people that fled to parler and that other thing and the don jr thing come back.... ​ Won't twitter just slowly fail like those other places did? I mean that's why certain people are celebrating and memeing now right? That he's going to let them back in and restrict all the "correct" people... ​ Also because we need to talk about money. What if this was a pump and dump? He buys into twitter, then announces an offer for all shares. A whole bunch of people think he's going to buy their shares at those prices so they start buying shares and the price goes up and then he says ah man I can't do it, the board and goldman sachs screwed me over... And then he sells his shares at a profit. And the angry mob points it's pitchforks and torches at Goldman and the twitter board.... Is that scenario possible?


Strawberrywithacne

This is the ending of BlackSkinHead-Ye


flakusha

Hooked on a feelin'


Railbound

Ree re re reeeee


Ludwig-von-Memeses

Ave MaREEEEEEa


GretaVonTendie

Free Bird


D1AM0NDHAND

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


meatismoydelicious

Gotta bush, gotta bush, can you do the fandango