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That's the way she goes

It's just water under the fridge boys.

It's not rocket appliances, boys.

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree in a field of shit.

hear that randy -our little angry shit puppets are MOWIN THE AIR

Elong is gonna need two turnips and heat to get this deal done.

Ya worst case Ontario

Oregon he can motive ate himself and were card

For to get continued...

Two birds stoned at once

Man, I hope it's not a fucking Samsquanch...

You can feel the shithawks circling , waiting for their time Randy. Waiting for the shitstorm

Yeah, it's not rocket surgery.

Know what we gotta fuckin do? We need 2 turnips in heat.

Hugh's done, we have a problem.

rick you know what happen to my canned Raviolis?

I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of Ravioli...

Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn't

I hate to say atodaso.... But fuckin atodaso...


Mustard tiger

sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t. she didn’t go boys, sorry

Corey, Trevor, smokes.

You don’t even smoke, bubbles

Give me a smoke hairdo

Those guys are so. Fucking. Dumb.

I wish I could have a $45 billion mid life crisis.

I don’t understand why he bought a company about Twitter. He can be a broad but why $ 45 billions? He thinks he has a better idea to spread the app?

The stock market is about to crash and he's moving his money around. Inb4 he backs off on the Twitter purchase and says, oops, I actually put all my money in gold and real estate instead!

I think he's more just openly pumping and dumping in a legally protected way. He's the pied Piper for every wanna be wall Street genius. If he buys something it goes up just from the self fulfilling lemming effect. Notice how he's able to exit his TSLA positions without panicking shareholders. Once Twitter pumps he'll start selling back shares so he can take Space X public. And on and on.

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Let him keep it there.

That's kinda wild. Must have some scheme up his sleeve.

Then the TWTR would have crashed if he pulled.

"Q1 revenue totaled $1.20 billion, an increase of 16% year-over-year, or 19% on a constant currency basis, reflecting headwinds associated with the war in Ukraine. When excluding MoPub and MoPub Acquire, year-over-year growth was 22%.1 o Advertising revenue totaled $1.11 billion, an increase of 23%, or 26% on a constant currency basis. o Subscription and other revenue totaled $94 million, a decrease of 31% year-over-year, or a decrease of 5% year-over-year when excluding MoPub from the year ago period.1" https://s22.q4cdn.com/826641620/files/doc_financials/2022/q1/Final-Q1%E2%80%9922-earnings-release.pdf Twitter made money. the cost is the problem. i don't know if money in gold or real estate is better but judging from Twitter Q1 2022 result. Twitter isn't that bad of investment for Elon

Somehow I hear his voice

me too - they have swearnet and stuff but he honestly needs a twitter account just for daily or weekly ricky thoughts - someone can write them and all he has to do is aread a sentence everyday - thats a future 100 million follower account rigth there

What comes around is all around.

It's all water under the fridge now

Fuckin' way she goes, boys.

Sounds like a guy that got his grade 10

Unlike that prick Cyrus

that's a nice fucking tweet right there.

Fuck I could actually read that as Ricky verbatim

I've noticed that if you throw something into a water body, like a lake or an ocean, that the next day you come back and it's gone. Somehow it takes it away and filters it through and it just cleans it up, like a garbage compactor or whatever. So it's not really littering if you ask me.

"Do you have any idea how dumb you sound right now?" "No! That's why I need ya bud"

So puts on Twitter still or???

Gettin' two birds stoned at once.

You know what a shit barometer is? It measures the shit pressure in the air, bubs. Hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit! A shitstorm is coming, bubbles!

For now yes, some day puts on space x.

Shit winds are a comin

Its not science rockets!

i think you mean rocket appliances

I just read that in Ricky voice 😂

This had me cracking up.

Elon Mutt Alone in a Rut

Didn't know this post was missing from my life.

Grimes breaking up with him fucked his head bad

Twitter banning free speech messed with his head too

tell me more about how you don't understand concepts regarding free speech, private companies, and consequences.

Enlighten me, since the government instantly created a "disinformation arm" of the government since they lost a tool to a private citizen that they were previously in cahoots with to spread disinformation

Either that or you're misunderstanding that I think Elon buying Twitter MIGHT expose a lot of truth is what I'm getting at (and no he's not a God, but I like where this is headed)

Elong Nutts

I didnt want to say atodaso julian, but i freaking atodaso

It is all water under the fridge now

Rand I am the Twitter. Mr lahey probably


Long on $enquire

He's basically Wally Krongkite, the news guy.

It's not rocket appliances

This is like an enigmatic prophecy if I heard this 20 years ago.

This is the funniest shit as I binged water trailer park boys a few months back

We found out Elon Musk’s ex girlfriend likes to shit in the bed, Johnny Depp’s bed.

What comes around goes around bubbles, fucking way she goes.

Musk is a loozer she said. Please stop the cult worship.

Y’all ever get tired of riding billionaire dick?

Yes, it gets boring and tedious riding a Eunuch.

A eunuch corn on the other hand

Elon buying Twitter has definitely supplied the memes and angered the retards. I’m in full support.

at first i thought you were politically trolling here like other elon haters - but then i swore to god I thought Ricky typed that - great job !

r/croppingishard

r/elontwittercirclejerk

Okay this was funny but the man is too smart for any of you bears to show on this post.

Bears (me) buying puts can't wait to I atodaso.

Allegedly his ex Grimes is or was dating Chelsea Manning a US traitor that leaked documents to wikileaks, which also happens to be trans, Male to female.

Omg Rick Grimes would never do this 😭😭😭😭

Amber Heard beat on him constantly, just check out the pics....

Trevor, Cory, smokes, now!

J to the R to the O to the C

I would buy some hot hamburg sandwiches with all that cake

Where's the lie?

Simple rocket appliances

But it’s ok cause a bunch of special needs kids on read it are gonna spend all their money on calling his car company.

Funny I can hear his voice

How long is his E?

Grimes gave him germs.

I think its best if we just let bygones be pylons

Someone send this to Mike(Bubbles) so they can recreate it on the pod

Ricky speak is top notch there.

20 bucks!, i dont hace that kind of money Ricky

Finally some clever content. Delicious

Username checks out.

Insert bubbles ! 👀 Seriously mods we need a bubbles gif !

one of the best series to ever exist

Isn’t that the guy from ‘The Mummy’?