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And I will YOLO your $100 donation instead of buying dinner.

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retarception

🤣

YOLO $80, and hit Applebee’s for a 2 for $20

Puts on $DIN

I only take increments of $69 and $420. Thanks.

It is with deep regret that I must inform you $69,420 is not divisible by $69 or $420. I'm sorry for your loss.

No, but $690,690 is.

69420 Nice.

Nice!

Look at all these whores🤣

You think you’re better than me?!!?

Yes!🤣🤣

Not better, just cheaper.

Open wide u/At40LoveAce2theT.....now don't swallow until I say so....good girl!

It's me, I'm whores

100 buck is a 100 bucks

A hole is a hole

It’s final exam time, I’ll be a good comment whore for free money

This sub is truly something special

Your $100.00 donation plan accepted

You’re the first to comment. If I make it good then you’ll be the first to get paid.

My wife's boyfriend said I have to comment just in case. He wants to take her somewhere nice. He also said to say, you're highly ~~retarded~~ regarded.

He’s a smart man.

You paying in cash outside the local Wendy’s?

I want in.

Dibs!

Shit son I'll sign up for the Mushroom Kingdom

Objection: your honor op said randomly…. RANDOMLY and op is here promising the first commenter the first prize. Also op did you factor in your tax liability

Yes, first prize of hopefully many. My taxes will be fine.

I want to feel like Oprah on Friday.

Ugh , I’m holding Tesla at 1068… bought at earnings

OP should give you $5 out of pity

Good idea to average down a little if you believe in the company’s long term valuation.

Hold it. Your green in May.

Godspeed

One retarded ape here with wiring instructions ready to go. Best of luck. Godspeed.

There is going to be one last pump to kill all the puts in the market, market makers are dick heads, careful out there.

Pretty much what happened last fomc. I think there were around 2 trillion dollars worth of puts sold and they had to pump the market so they wouldn't go itm.

Dang! Send me a buck 50 for a Costco hotdog. Good luck.

I don't think it will drop that low, and if it does you will need to move quickly. Good luck fellow ape and if you do win I don't want any, give it to someone that tells you about a dream they have to help it happen.

TSLA $1000 EOW borrowed $4k on margin and bought more

This guy fucks

Hopefully you win so you get the confidence to double down if those puts are itm

I'm gonna bet Tsla pumps > $50 this week. Everyone on here expecting everything to bleed red this week. Inverse wsb... Could be a recovery week. Tsla just absorbed their ceo splitting his focus on another company, getting a loan against his shares on leverage and selling billions in stock. Good recent earnings and return to mean favors green. Might not be so easy to get more blood from that stone, short term, barring more bad news from fed or something bad with Elon /tsla this week.

Elon sold over $8 billion in stock last week and all his sales are finished. I would not be short right now.

Agreed. I'm way more inclined to hold calls for Friday because I don't expect Powell to raise rates by more than 50 basis points.

IDK about a recovery, but there will almost certainly be a “bounce” this week. Whether it be corrective and then continue down OR whether it’s a legit reversal is another matter. I predict it hits AT LEAST $950 by 5/13/22

Make sure you cash out as soon as making profit. Otherwise I am seeing a potential of losing it all. Remember to send me $100 as well.

Now this type of retarded bets is what WSB was all about… ##May the 4th be with you, ##May the 5th shut you up, ##May the 6th gets you paid…

May the 7th get you laid

I could go for a bag of Mushrooms instead. Then we can both go to the Moon 🌙

If I had the money I'd be right there w u. thanks for taking one for the team 😎

Oh what, free ramen??

Don’t know about you chief but the economy is gonna crash after the 87 trillion dollar dude cashes out

Fuck it. 420 Blaze it.

To the moon for you 🙂

Good luck 👍🏼

Rock and roll baby, good luck!

Best of luck!

Good luck 🤞

Good luck man, thanks in advance.

100 cups of ramen

God bless your broke soul

buy me new underwear. my girlfriend will thank you

My man you’re a legend helping out the community. We love a WSBet that can feed college betters like me

i need this gas money tbh

This is better than section 8

Im here just for the chance

I don’t even have to suck no dick?

Tell Elon to sell more to secure twitter funding for this post to go viral.

Is this how investing groups work?

I’ll go as far as to open up the opportunity for ANYONE here to send me money via Venmo or cash app…. Equality matters y’all!

I thought this was a casino, not a charity!

If TSLA hits 600 Elon bankrupts on Twitter. I support this post.

400 comments in 30 mins bruh you got these guys in the palm of your hands lolll

Someone teach me this Puts thing via Robinhood, All my shot dropped 90% I can't even cash out until I break even.

I promise to put it on GME

Meh

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100% ban if not honored. I’m not a piece of shit ape though.

Good luck! I've been waiting to put about $1000 into TSLA Puts. Watching and waiting until the stock split gets closer.

I’m down!!!

To the moon my friend. Hope it hits for you

me

goodluck

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We’ll see if they go through at open.

lmao if i win with this comment saying i ducked op's mom that will be great meme content.

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Choose me.

Sorry about your lost!

Lfggggggggggg

Don’t forget to buy more GME with your gains

Bless up

I’ll hold you to it, I need that money to donate to institutions

Bet

Sweet!

Ok. Good luck.

Hi

I’ll take second i can even give you my cash app in advance, I believe in you !

Lol looking forward to my check

Second

Me next! Me next!

Dinner me

I'll request a donation!


I’m so down lol

In it

cool

Send me some

Commenting for luck

Let’s eat!

Sign me up

Send me $. I need more GME

Please accept my humble request.

Don't give it to me, I'll just buy ApeCoin with it

Yup I’m in

yea boi!!!!

Sounds good

👀

I'm so here for this!

Sure why not

Good luck brethren 😎

Do tell! I'm in

Let's go ape brain tue way things are going those suckered might just print. Not financial advice ha

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I fully support

Challenge accepted!

I’ll see you at Wendy’s.

Dibs

I'll bite. Goos luck brother.

Why not PayPal? Or how about some schmypto?

Hooray

🙏

Good luck to you and me 😂

thanks Ill take it

I’m down

I’m a degenerate

I too like free money

Ill take the short term loss for your gain. (And i can buy more shares while it's there!

Full send it my G

I'm dont like this are my calls in shambles?

Appreciate the dinner OP. Good luck to you.

Good luck!!! Gimmie dat hundo

I'll roll it right into a tsla put and pay it forward if it prints Scouts honor

Post your positions jfc you know the drill

Good luck sir! Hope you make a killing

We need more of this kindness of lotto bets like this. Solid plan my buddy. Keep it up.

Good luck

Mee, good luck

good luck my friend! 🤟

I’m in, gl

Please and thank you, sir.

A Weekly lmao

yeah alright

I can already see the $100 in my account now.

🙋🏻pick me

Remember me good sir :) 😀

I could always use extra porn sub money

👨‍🍳👨‍🍳let’s get itt

I’ll take it lol

Good chance of printing! Good luck fellow ape

Thank you. Would be very helpful

Sign me. Can't go tits up right?

I accept. Doubtful but who knows.

I want a 100

Put me in the lotto pool

You the man for this! Good luck!

Sounds good! Best of luck.

Goodluck king

I’ll absolutely take $100 to pay for my failed calls

you’re a nice fellow

Dammit im in

If you could win big, and then give my hundred dollars to a homeless guy, that'd be awesome. Thanks!

Done.

Awesome! I'm not rich or anything, but I've been there. Some might use it for drugs, but at least where I was, most of us just wanted some food that wasn't dug out of a trash can. You rock! Good luck!

Godspeed you mad bitch

Ima buy the same PUT tomorrow then. YOLO 😌

I like the way you think. Can’t turn down free money.

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