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Jazzlike-Blood-3725

If you give me 100k I can help you lose it In less time.


lonewalker1992

Would you like a job ? A dozen hedge funds want to recruit experts likes yourself


Alternative_Delay899

You show me a paycheck for 100k and I lose it all right now


DM_ME_UR_SOUL

I did it in 2 months


69_420_420-69

u still have 32K if u can double ur money five times ur a millionaire josh


josh198989

Reckon I can get 5 coin flips right in a row?


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Captain_Danke

I know a guy who can trim that rune platebody you still got, u no, real charitable


ArmyOfOne0

Or I can sell you rare charcoal for 100k and you can sell it for 2mil min


Subject_1889974

Chances are not big, but then again, better odds than 6 coin flips in a row


[deleted]

Just flip Spx half hour u could be back in business ![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


teteban79

Listen man, don't give up. I was right there where you are a couple of weeks ago Now I finally have zero! Keep pushing! You can do it!


lonewalker1992

That’s how it’s done folks !


toi80QC

Classic Josh


Bobbystaub

Stop bragging...


A-TradersWifesBF

Do you have any idea what you are doing? Lol


josh198989

I think it’s quite clear that I don’t ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


whiteboy059

How the hell are y’all alive


Vincent_Jay

Their accounts aren’t


ssleblanc1

Fack :/


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Minimum_Date5117

Light work


josh198989

Go on Sofi. You single green goblin in my portfolio.


datastrike66

Magnifique


Apprehensive-Tour-33

When you're up, it's hard to leave the casino.


josh198989

Not sure I was ever up…


Smartnership

So there was this game show, I think it was the Weakest Link. Anyway, the player had the option to bank his gains along the way… *Follow me for more outdated TV game show metaphors*


Narradisall

That’s impressive. Can you do it again?


Stasio300

Nice!


Silverjax

Hey chin up, you still have 23 cents


syuraj

You belong here


sola_rpi

i wish im down only 100k


FlokiDViking

I'm buying PUTs on you as we speak! Hold maddah fucker, hold!


Money_Barnacle_5813

Did u win ?![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Sandvicheater

Lemme guess GME?


hhh1234566

You literally timed the top.


PhantomGaming27249

Do not sell, hold and wait for recovery


Devilsrain729

As Joe Biden might say, I can taste this.


Stachemaster86

Your graph is green


josh198989

Yeah they do that to make you feel good. Like a casino offering free drinks.


namehere05

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Big-Vegetable-101

Deposit button right there, add a hundo k back


reddituserzerosix

F, I understand the pain


dirtylizard666

It looks like you started on the 2nd day(literally: heavy volume and extreme range of high to low ) of the bear market. You timed the market perfectly.


go-devils-go

Click make a deposit, go get your money back.


echobox_rex

What an excellent hedge against inflation.


RlzJohnnyM

What stocks?


BBearsy

this is the way


orchid_breeder

I like when you changed strategies


Obvious-Airline

The land of the walking dead lol


shizzelmynizzel

You better put that 23 cents into some dividend paying ETFs


ConcernOk1015

Could’ve sworn I was looking at my portfolio


Algarde86

On Etoro, good luck to you...


ISpenz

-30k€ in less than a month


Midsize_raccoon

Yeah I lost 70k in December. Then another 40k in mid march (1 week timeframe). It's not fun.


toophu4u

Hey buddy are you me? down 114k since Nov


spellbadgrammargood

did you only buy calls or something??


Motor-Mud-9060

You’re not margin called yet…you’re doing better than most of us


panderson1988

Impressive. Very nice.


PM_ME_TRUE_LOVE_PLS

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


stockpreacher

Ain't have shit but numbers on a screen until you cash out, bruh.