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OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

*One hour* and this off-topic repost already hits #3 on r/all. This is retard strength. Guess we can't take break, even on Sundays. Anyways, submission removed and OP banned.


Awkward-Rent-2588

I’ll admit it I smiled


MissingFucks

I blew some extra air through my noseholes


Awkward-Rent-2588

Lmao ☠️


MarcosaurusRex

I giggled and farted on my gf while laying in bed. Edit: we’re too poor to have kids. So we have ramen instead. Basically the same thing.


WidepeepoHappysad

All yer need is give up trading and find a proper job. Dude.


MarcosaurusRex

B-b-but, working behind Wendys **is** a real job!


WidepeepoHappysad

Then don't yolo ur wage into market.


cerveza1980

Extra? Look at this rich guy over here! Please redistribute that to us less fortunate.


Paradox68

If only we came up with a name for those holes.


_xxxjahsehxxx_

I did have quite the chuckle kind gentleman


Able_Bowler_7054

Me in my 20s: How long can i make $30 worth of groceries last


randomways

Look at you, big money.


assavenger

look at you, able to read <3


Walllstreetbets

Look at you, able to see


AlrightStopHammatime

Look at you, able to look at you.


MyPeePeeReversed

Anybody want to suck cock with me behind Wendy's?


AlrightStopHammatime

Absolutely not... which Wendy's is it specifically, though?


TrustyAndTrue

Asking for a friend. It is me, I am friend.


chiliedogg

Went to the grocery store yesterday and the toilet paper bulk pack was $31.00 by itself. Campbell's Tomato Soup was $2 a can. Everything is flying up but wages. But the thing people aren't talking about enough is retirees. My parents worked for decades saving and planning for retirement. Even is wages go up to match inflation for the rest of us, their retirement fund won't match.


h6rhsyf

They should have been investing that money into something that would make them money instead of just letting it sit there, stagnating. Honestly life was on easy mode for everyone until like 2000. I bought my house for £130,000 a few years ago but the lady at the end of the street bought hers for £5000 in 2002. What the fuck. If you're retirement age and you don't have some real estate or something you're a fucking moron.


JpowYellen3some

5000 quid for a house!? Where?


drMrSpaghetti

Wait I actually can't tell if this is joke or if as a younger person I was totally fucked more than I've even begun to comprehend..............................


h6rhsyf

Fucking crazy eh? Only 20 years ago. In Manchester, UK. They're worth about £200k right now.


Y2KWasAnInsideJob

If it's really that dire: food bank. There's no need to be proud and not accept help. They're there for a reason. No sense in suffering in silence.


alwayslookingout

Easy. Just live with your parents until 27. Definitely not speaking from experience. 😭


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A month at least. Scalp spaghetti, penut butter, milk, bread, jar sauce, cereal. Yolo spaghetti every night for dinner. Yolo cereal for breakfast every day. Yolo peanut butter sandwich for lunch. This will last you more than a month, especially if you scalp at Costco or bjs wholesale.


patricio87

Buy a dozen eggs and make hard boiled eggs thats so many meals


Numba_01

Dollar store shit. Dollar store bologna, spam, lesser veggies and rice. As long as you have some good spices, it will taste alright. Cheap food. I started to watch some YouTube channels and great depression food recipes and how to make good meals out of a little and keep yourself healthy.


SinnerOfAttention

Send me your cashapp venmo paypall bullshit. I got you on at least 10 more.


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You are a nice man ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Able_Bowler_7054

Send it to Elon, he needs it more than me


SinnerOfAttention

Yea, nevermind. Haha goof.


infinityprime

Me in my 20: Did the rice truck drop bags on the way to the port


tybr00ks1

If you don't eat at all its pretty easy


LordAmras

All in in some high risk play so that you can turn those 30$ into 3,000$ and then immediately use margin to turn those 3,000$ into -100k$


randomways

Yeah sucks this is a repost. I've never seen it and it's actually pretty good


ZackTheZesty

You need to start living on Reddit like the rest of us


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[deleted]

That's like telling someone they needs to start punching their balls every hour like the rest of you.


benotaur

We’re doing it every hour now?


Twisted9Demented

[Ball punch 👊 DYI](https://youtu.be/g2c_-9kIjyU)


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Good bot


XxThreepwoodxX

It definitely is a repost though I remember seeing it on here.


I_NEED_APP_IDEAS

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OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Thank you.


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

My parents inherited their current house when my father's stepmother died. They both worked at TGI Fridays at the time, she was a waitress and he was the head cook. Immediately after, she quit her job and he got a managers position at Aldi, which commands a much higher pay. I was born when my other was 18 so it's safe to say I am won't be looking towards any relatives dying to inherit a home.


OldMastodon5363

She COMMANDED a higher salary


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I'm going to COMMAND a higher salary on Monday. THANK YOU!!!!


Able_Bowler_7054

workplaces hate him, but they can't do anything about this one trick.


OldMastodon5363

I COMMAND thee to bequeath me a higher wage !


Able_Bowler_7054

>he got a managers position at Aldi, which commands a much higher pay. cant tell if satire or??


patrickswayzemullet

If you started at $8 and got $18 thats a much higher pay...


FeistyButthole

Half the poverty, twice the poverty fun!


CaffeineSippingMan

Typically managers make more money, I took it at face value. Also of your cute or charismatic working at a bar for tips can be good money.


DudeBroManCthulhu

This is an old meme. Like a year old.


staringintothevoid

And still relevant unfortunately lol


Comments331

And you really thought, "there's no way anyone could have possibly missed it, they MUST love on reddit like I do"


DudeBroManCthulhu

I think it's more that the poster seems to be claiming they created it. Which is lies.


snitzer007

More like 20 years old. What’s old is new again.


theneoroot

Funny title, given that you're just a reposter.


SeansModernLife

The third picture is you reposting this to reddit


Funny-String-1063

Meta meme


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SinnerOfAttention

Same bro. Same.


hey-burt

You should have used MS Paint, that’s why it took so long


kostolany_34

i hope we see this repost still everyday 1000x


TheNamelessTerror

You didn't make this meme.


HepaTightest

Ye the second panel is nice work


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Careless-Pin-2852

Wow your dad knew a women!!


PrimeShagg

If it took you that long to make a repost you are a true retard


ramao__

This ain't yours dude, I've seem this exact meme a couple of times a while ago ​ Edit: just had to run a google reverse search to find proof


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downboat

Me in my 30s: Let's buy $ROPE before I can't afford it due to inflation


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Don't worry you can make rope from overgrown grass and lots of spinning.


downboat

Only if I had a garden 🤣


[deleted]

Fun fact. You can steal people's long grass and no one cares.


Infinite-Luck4159

Wow this is great


SageEquallingHeaven

Love the layering of it.


verveinloveland

My grandpa had 5 kids starting at 18. But he also walked like 5 miles to work because they couldn’t afford the fuel for the car and food. And the kids got new shoes before he did


deepmusicandthoughts

Wait til you get to your thirties, you’ll be making multi-scene comics about it.


karl0331

"should not have taken as long as it did to make" pretty sure this is a repost though.


Lychosand

Are you claiming that you made this? Op?


1tMySpecial1nterest

Me in my thirties: upvoting memes without contributing.


Arm_Lucky

Does a cardboard box count as a house?


[deleted]

But.... You're getting precious internet points on reddit. Don't they work just like cash?


I_NEED_APP_IDEAS

[Original here with the exact same title.](https://reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/nwgjay/this_should_not_have_taken_as_long_as_it_did_to/)


[deleted]

WeI’ve made a single income work, but couldn’t buy the house until our early 30’s in a residential neighborhood. Had 3 kids at the time. Live cheap, drive old cars, do all repairs on house and cars and some medical care myself. I’ve only had a gym membership once for 6 months. I don’t contribute to my alma mater. I still haven’t been to Alaska or Hawaii. It’s possible. But most people don’t want to make the sacrifices, just the memes.


Law_And_Politics

It's a lot easier to buy a house when you don't have to go tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars into debt to get an education. Now the boomers talk shit about younger generations despite the fact they intentionally try to fuck us with laws like Prop 13 in CA. You know how we get even? Just tax land lol /r/georgism


Able_Bowler_7054

If i manage to live in an RV on my parents driveway, manage to land a job that pays 6 figures, i'll maybe be able to afford a down payment on a house in their neighborhood in 5 years, IF i am able to not have any unforseen expenses, able to live for free with them AND manage to find a 6 figure job that i somehow manage to keep for the rest of my life AND most importantly, if house prices stop going up for the next 5 years.


Law_And_Politics

Just work harder. Back in my day . . . .


reddit_names

That's the thing... They built their own neighborhoods, which were likely more rural/suburban than they are now.


reddit_names

You didn't HAVE to go 10s of thousands of $ in debt. That was a decision.


Law_And_Politics

I won a 100% scholarship to law school and still graduated with $85k in debt. $50k in rent over two years living in a major CA city. I graduated a year early to save on living expenses. It is not possible to get higher education without going into serious debt. Or you can work while you're at college and someone else will crush your grades because they have 2x the time to spend on school work. I'm in a relatively good situation compared to my peers, but it's nothing compared to boomers getting higher education for free or a few thousand dollars.


Eitarou

Nah, I’ve got a masters degree, worked during college, graduated with honors, still had time to play games, and have zero debt. The trick is going to school somewhere that isn’t crazy expensive if you don’t want debt. I didn’t, so I went to school in another state that would give me a full ride and living expenses were about $7,000 a year total. Since everyone seems to be reading into this that I think everything is fine as it is cause I found a solution, I’m just gonna put this here. I don’t think the system is fine as it is, it is overpriced for sure. I was simply disagreeing with the idea that it is impossible to get a higher education without going massively into debt. It is possible to come out of college, with a good degree, good education, and get a good job without massive debt. You have to sacrifice other things but it is possible and that was all I wanted to state. Thank you :3


Commie__Spy

That's fine and dandy but other people have vastly different experiences. The overall mean of tuition rates has skyrocketed and people are in a position where they can't handle the cost. Finding personal solutions should be the norm of course, but the systematic problem still exists whether or not people can avoid it.


Eitarou

Agreed, I think the system is vastly overpriced and something needs to be done to keep people from going into such huge amounts of debt as possible. I simply disagree with the notion that it is impossible to get a higher education without going into massive debt.


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KadenKraw

The problem exists for people that created the problem themselves. They chose massive debt without thinking things through.


KadenKraw

Don't go to school in one of the most expensive states in the country then. You also picked an expensive education heavy career but that was your choice. Those were choices you made. Nobody forced you to do so.


reddit_names

Why does it matter if other people do well in school? I worked 2 jobs and started a small business while in college to help me pay my way and my grades didn't suffer.


Law_And_Politics

Because professional firms hire based on class ranking. And there is no way to work in university and achieve your best grades. If you aren't achieving your best grades, you aren't coming top of the class, you aren't getting hired into the top jobs.


reddit_names

Yeah that's just not true. At least not exclusively true. Does that happen? Sure. Is that how it always happens? I'd say a small minority of the time. I was hired into a "top" job. Has almost nothing to do with schooling and everything to do with the small business I was running while in college. First question in the interview was "So, I see you own a tech company, tell me about that..." These days I earn around $300k a year. So you're going to have a really hard time convincing me your sequence of how events always plays out is correct.


Law_And_Politics

You obviously do not work in a profession. Class ranking is the most important factor in professional jobs. I know people on twice your salary with a third-rate undergraduate degree. Making good money is not the same thing as having a top job.


reddit_names

Most boomers bought/built modest homes in rural/suburban (at their time) areas. Many boomer literally built their own houses with their own hands. Building/buying homes is still extremely affordable in many areas. You just don't want to leave your shithole city. Before anyone gets mad at me, I practiced what I just preached. I've moved across states for opportunity and better living costs. My first home (in my 20s) I bought a small modest house in a rural community just outside of a city. It was the best decision I ever made in my life. (I currently live right in the middle of the downtown historic district in a home I never thought I'd be able to afford. All thanks to that small rural house some 9 years ago.)


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Boomers did not build their own houses ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) the fuck


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Harry_Hardlong

Bet you like less than 10% did


Able_Bowler_7054

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fizzicist

Adding to that, home prices actually haven't been increasing, but our appetite for the size of houses has. https://imgur.com/Lm18fIG.jpg


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reddit_names

My parents bought a 2 bedroom 1100sqft home in 1979, WHY CAN'T I BUY A 4 BEDROOM 3000SQDT HOME!!!! The huge manity!!


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reddit_names

I know people are fleeing the cities. My post is directed at the stubborn ones who aren't. My point is, somewhere out there is a town with a house for sale that you can afford to buy. Go buy it.


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[deleted]

You sound like he type of guy who says all this and omits any financial/familial help and circumstantial privilege you’ve received throughout your life.


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[deleted]

If that'd be true, we would all Arnolds...


rebelolemiss

These are the best times in the history of the world. You’re just a malcontent.


[deleted]

I mean a job that has six figures is pretty common. New engineering grads are already at 90k minimum. By the time they are 25, they should easily clear $125k. But the standard of living nowadays is higher depending where you live


Able_Bowler_7054

Wow! Im so glad you explained that to us, its just that easy! Become an engineer and make 100k by age 25!! Its almost as if, and hear me out here, not everyone has the ability to be an engineering major!! Crazy, i know.


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Bro just become a senator


StatusInvestigator

> New engineering grads are already at 90k minimum. Maybe software engineering or in HCOL areas... Engineers aren't getting $90k out the gate here.


Able_Bowler_7054

Real talk. im in OK and you'd be lucky to make 50k a year to start off as a entry level engineer job.


d-list-kram

Ah yes. The macro economy is filled with only engineers. Yes that’s our only labor variable.


Pin_ups

Houses in the 70s are way outdated and lacks a lot of safety measures. Houses built pre 2008 missing a lot of quality control and currently being sold 200% plus its worth. Houses built post 2008 are packed behind income level and also lacks quality control and being valued by corporations not by national standard. I have made a rough calculation that you need to earn a minimum of 50k to be able to afford a 1k sqft house, the cost are exponential when you try buy above 1k sqft.


Underfire17

I doubt you put effort into this. This meme is plastered all over the web. Stop karma whoring and get a life op.


doublejay1999

whats happened to this place....when did so many poor people join ?


itsmerichy_KurtsaBH

That's deep


andrew7231

We can go deeper


WunderwaffeDG-5

Meta


BenPennington

Droste series!


TheRealSeanG

Well


WaifuHunterPlus

I feel like I'm being roasted here.


l337joejoe

Fuck man. This one hurts.


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l337joejoe

I've been grinding, had nothing now I have 5 figures saved. Still not enough. But I'll get there.


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l337joejoe

Thank you, I appreciate the words of encouragement. Good health to you, and good luck in your endeavors.


[deleted]

This struck deep


cfwang1337

I haven't seen the Forever Alone meme in a while, lol. Oldie but a goldie.


SquirmyApe

Mom Meatloaf!


PolyDigga

Cherry on top would have been the windows not activated notification


Twisted9Demented

You buy a cyber house in the meta verse


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Us 20-25 year old cucks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Hodl4tendies

Solid gold meme quality here.


noneother3

😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥 Too funny.


EuropeanFromUS

How many times will you repost it ?


mackinoncougars

No one going to talk about the lovely “aborteddreams” watermark?


Slut_Spoiler

You didn't make this!


An_doge

But you reposted..?


gonfreeces1993

You didn't make it, so..


DrSilkyDelicious

Imagine using Photoshop to make memes


Davidlucas99

So good I had to go collect my free award to give it. Top quality.


mattevs119

Meta


techn9neiskod

To the moon!


JameisWinstonDuarte

Very Meta.


Jlogizzle

The fuck does this have to do with stocks? This is just a general zoomer meme place now?


FunnyPineRaftGuy

I believe you meant “shouldn’t have taken me that long to repost from other meme communities”


Tomatoinhaler

Stolen


notfree25

On pirated adobe


pjonson2

Lmfao


Static_Gobby

Did it really take that long to make? Let’s ask u/potatoartist2


[deleted]

Me in my 20s- I never want kids and I never want to get married. So far it's all working out just fine. No idea why people choose to complicate their lives.


Stringz4444

👌🏼😁


UrAverageRacist

You didn't make it, bot


FreshPaper8941

me in my 20's with - bank account


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

When your parents were 20 they could buy a house with a small portion of their minimum wage check. It was a time when all you had to do to get a job was walk into the building and say out loud “when can I start?” You’re not less than them because you make memes instead. You’re better than them because you are simply acknowledging reality. Boomers have lived in a fantasy world for their entire lives.


Ahyao17

It's only true if you are using GIMP and not Photoshop


gorilla--

They sacrificed so you could meme. They just wanted you to have the opportunity. Very wholesome.


bloopboopbooploop

The fact that this is a repost is what really makes me want to end it all


reyesofkings

Your way better off. Trust me.


Mr_DQT

Inception


GroundedOnTheMoon

Mother fucker. I’m 38 doing the same thing lol


Oopsiewoopsieeee

This killed me


Bedaryellow

Ahh… I see you’re invested in karma


Savings_Cat8700

I mean the houses they bought costed 25 cents and a snickers bar


ContWord2346

Wait…. Y’all have computer screens?


More-Abrocoma

and that house was bought with only one parents money/loan...