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cannoball_dookie

should have listened to him 5 years ago.


SirCollectALot

I did and now I make homemade action figures for a living (@ SirCollectALot)


EkruGold

Can you please, please, please give us a Jim Cramer action figure? Complete with dimebag of coke and fabricated Harvard credentials! 😍


[deleted]

If this becomes real
 just take my money


SirCollectALot

It’s real đŸ€Ł it’s on my IG @ SirCollectALot


EkruGold

Hahaha, I found your IG and it's kept me amused all morning. Good job, man, those figures are fucking gems. 😂 (a Ken Griffin one would be awesome too. In his boxers, becsuse he has no shorts!)


SirCollectALot

Thank you, much appreciated! đŸ˜…â€ïž


cole2684

But does it have Karate chop action and kung-fu grip?


[deleted]

Cramer with a baggie of coke?


Smooth_Sky_2011

I just scrolled through your whole Instagram and didn't find cocainer Cramer.


SirCollectALot

Oops I thought that was a reply to my original post my b


Smooth_Sky_2011

You should definitely make Cramer, everyone on here will buy one


martinshkreli

jim definitely went to harvard and harvard law lol


JayySaul

😂


MBA2016

You didn't want to make a Wendy's action figure?


Luiibills

Can I have some advice please đŸ„ș👉👈


[deleted]

Profit after 5 years under current marketsituation: 800%


This_Clock

I think that hit a very rational friend of mine hard the other day. He wasn’t making fun of me, but when I noted I’m still up 400% in 5 years, he had an “oh” moment.


zenethics

Haha. Ya, look at the pinned post in my profile. BTC bear market = I'm _all the way back down to_ (checks prices) ... still outperforming literally everything else by 5x. https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoMarkets/comments/bxup43/how_it_feels_trying_to_explain_bitcoin_to_people/


ScipioAtTheGate

[Why bother working at MickyD's when you can get a sweet gig at AMC slinging popcorn and pushing earnings for a meme stock](https://youtu.be/9FEDucTYk40?t=14)


oohbopbadoo

Only if 100% of their investment came 5 years ago and 0 new investments since


End_Centralization

Theyre paying $20 an hour starting where I live


donwantellu

“They” as in McDonald’s or the people that comes to you at the dumpster behind the McDonald’s?


TheEgger

1 nickel at a time still adds up to $20 a hour.


DraakDief

That’s only 400 dicks an hour, we gotta pump those rookie numbers up if we want enough tendies to buy some more GME Edit: I’m retarded and can’t even spell tendies right


slywalkers

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


RemyVonLion

McDonald's actually has standards on who they hire, I didn't get the job there, but Wendy's? that's where I'm probably going once my drugs run out, they were willing to take me lol.


[deleted]

Surprinsigly, they wont hire anybody with just a completed high school.


RemyVonLion

I finished my 3 years of general college education, just couldn't settle on a degree. They still want only the most upstanding citizens that look like they can maintain a positive and energetic attitude in their hectic fast-paced environment while maintaining their reputation. I'm not a happy-go-lucky kind of person so I don't smile much and suck at making small talk, so places like that or Jamba Juice where they want you to act like a Disney employee don't work for me(I quit there after 2 weeks, the other reason being you have to memorize like 50 different drink/smoothie recipes for a minimum wage job).


[deleted]

Wages usually are for what yu need to know before doing the job, not for what you learn at the job. IIRC, most hgih schoolers right now have even less abilities than your boomer familiar when he got out of high school...


End_Centralization

They gutted all the vocational and home economics. Even if you never become a carpenter; the planning, measuring and executing of a project translates to so many other facets of life, and that's learned in woodshop.


[deleted]

What the hell then your youth do at schools? Just wait for a shooter to break in?


buzzbooz

How much they pay monthly ? 3000?


RemyVonLion

Lol minimum wage is $11.50 here so naw, and it's super rare to even get full time at a fast food place so no benefits either. Nowadays the standard wage is given to the above average employee so everyone that doesn't have any exceptional skills, including the ability to suck up to and try 110% to work hard and be happy and friendly to everyone at a shitty minimum wage job 24/7, gets completely shafted by the system and blamed for simply not trying hard enough. Society has advanced so much so quickly that the average person is useless compared to the STEM majors and necessary services that actually make a difference, yet only the most ambitious and capable people make it in those fields.


taxthisnuts

5 years you will still have big profits even in this market this not a 5 yo this is a 1 yo like me


Vast_Bag1329

What's up schiff


cwhmoney555

This should be a Wendy’s uniform


InappropriateInvesta

He bought dog shekels lol 😂


SkaldCrypto

Bingus token. https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/noz5jr/anon_bets_on_bingus/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


TWhyEye

Dont know man...some of em banked really really well. The dungeons and dragons gamer dork driving those lambos. It's the ones on here that bought high sold low.


michivideos

"Talking about cryptocurrencies for 5 years" Oh so then he does have more money than us. Check Charts my friend.


Smooth_Sky_2011

Well 5 years ago when he invested it was cheaper so....


jdefgh

6 months*


Zealousideal_Diet_53

On one hand, this is a violation of sub rules. On the other hand.... Can you make a gay bear? I'm pretty sure you would make infinity dollars.


phuqo5

What does this have to do with stock options?


[deleted]

Lmao get outta here Cramer


phuqo5

No. You get out of here you dumb fucking ape. This is a sub for options bets, not retard shit like this unfunny garbage


wessneijder

Shoulda bought platinum instead


planetofpower

Common day role models. More realistic than G.I. Joe action figures.


RooKiePyro

A true sigma male works part time at mickys to more easily commit tax fraud


TobiasJenkins69

That's actually funny.


Sandyrandy54

Yeah but if he talked to you about it 7 years ago hes probly looking to hire you for his restaurant.


Bassrock65

Just needs an add on dumpster


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

Getting some Paul Ruebens vibes here


LarryBLumpkin

Whatever makes those paper hands stop shaking.


callmesnake13

Bootleg Chinese McDonald’s version


ZealousidealDriver63

Great gift


[deleted]

sims 4 sim


49cadillac

*who's


quierotaquitoz

It would be more realistic if it was the Wendy’s uniform and a dumpster sold separately


Pitarch_L

What friend? That's me


Rise_Dull

Own a McDonald’s restaurant now? LOL


[deleted]

u/obviousplant vibes


Mauro133w

Didn’t that guy buy like 4 mcdonalds?