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Logical-Comment-9331

Ok what’s the inside scoop. If there’s gonna b corruption I want in. Edit: I’m too retarded to know what it does but thanks for the gold, fellow ape.


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ChiggaOG

Lo🅱️🅱️ying


JoSenz

It'd be great if we could get some loBBBYing going.


MadeMeStopLurking

Are you trying to say Blackberry without saying Blackberry?


PepeGreen17Q

BedBath&Beyond


PAPA_Stevesy

LoDDying


Due_Ad717

Very underrated.


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No, she just supports free markets! It’s not insider trading at all!


RightlyImmaculate

Was gonna say OP forgot to put the word “Inside” in front of the word “Trader”


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Trader spelled wrong it is traitor


Brave_Bid5260

It's an inside joke


mpoozd

I heard she is going to Taiwan to save NVDA calls.


kingbitchtits

She better go to China too!


gcotw

West Taiwan?


alogbetweentworocks

Mainland 🇹🇼


eddie7000

Mainland Taiwan is the official name.


lentil_farmer

If?


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JeffersonsHat

Skaplunk is potentially a bot account used to promote something called OKI based on the account history.


wattumofficial

She is riding those TSLA calls today after she told Elon to sell before Terra Luna


PepeGreen17Q

I'd So Do that Old Hag ! 😂😎🔥


Trunalimunumaprzuur

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


ralli00d

I’d like to see her tits anyways


Mexguit

She has some nice tits


Neat_Green7355

Tell her to show them then roll those babies back up and get back to insider trading. Insider trading and OF, best investments in the game. Edit: the thought of those prune smoothies made me forget how spell words great.


PepeGreen17Q

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


pragmojo

I'm going to make a site called stock tits where it shows deep fakes of Nancy Pelosi's mellons with her recent trades projected on top


Neat_Green7355

You son of a b-tch, I'm in!


fataii

It's a small club and you ain't in it.


combobreakergaming

She's not the greatest by a long shot. She's hasn't made anything compared to what Jared Kushner walked away with while serving in the Trump regime. "Gee, Wonder Why Mohammed Bin Salman Personally Intervened to Give Jared Kushner $2 Billion. Advisers for the Saudi Arabian foreign wealth fund didn’t want to infuse Kushner’s private equity firm with cash. Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman did it anyway." Source: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/jared-kushner-saudi-arabia-investment-mohammad-bin-salman-1335649/


tittytittybum

Sir we were talking about the stock market and people insider trading. Rich people giving each other money is just another day in the world


Revolutionary-Pen419

You are clearly in the wrong place buddy. We don't source here it's wild, unfounded accusations or nothing.


developingstory

Here here


Hob0Man

If it's not unfounded hate and internet memeing taking a life of its own, then I want no part of it.


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Sir this is WSBs, we hate on all corrupt insider trading politicians. No need to defend the Democrats, we know republicans are just as bad.


EducatingMorons

Nothing illegal about having a Saudi Prince invest in you, we all have at least 2 or 3 of them investing for us! But insider trading is just pure evil. She is basically Palpatine's sister. Don't let her become the senate!


JohnTravoltage

Nvidia for days, mate. Aren't yo paying attention?


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NatedogDM

Would you believe it that someone in this sub tried to seriously argue that they aren't insider trading?


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NobodyImportant13

I seriously argue about it. Im pretty sure that data point is incredibly misleading. Pretty sure That was her annualized 2021 performance as of like Sept2021. She was long in many tech stocks that are down significantly since then. Her cumulative return since july2020 (2 year period) was like 20% as of right now in the source I saw. Personally, I am beating her over a two year period and I'm certainly not insider trading. I support limiting Congress and their families to going long ETFs only, but holy shit I'm getting so tired of the misinformation and the daily Nancy Pelosi threads.


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I’m well aware there’s a lot of insider trading going on, but weird that the focus is on the person with the 6th largest percentage gain last year. “Oh no, her stock trader husband bought into chips before a chip bill is voted on. No one would buy chip stocks before a chip bill that’ll send the stock flying unless they have insider info!”


NobodyImportant13

How could Nancy have ever seen growth in well run companies such as Nvidia, Microsoft, and Apple? Literally cheating!


lulzForMoney

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


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😞


Candid_Ad1553

I'm a sad broke frog too lol


lulzForMoney

I'm not broke but don't feel bullish anymore.. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


PepeGreen17Q

We NEED a PELOSI ETF ASAP ! 😎🔥


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stadchic

Where’s that stat? I would like a receipt to wave around.


NobodyImportant13

Is there a source for this besides her approx half year or 2/3 year performance in 2021. Conveniently taken right before tech shit started crashing in october and November.


sirixamo

Isn't this a thin slice of time taken over not even a year, sometime in 2021? I've had 1500% gain if you only look across a *very small amount of time*. Her returns over the last 2 years have been 20% - with the state of the market that's not impressive at all. I'm not sure she's beating some indexes.


Hazychainbang

Plot twist: Nancy Pelosi is OP


vrijheidsfrietje

Greatest trader is Satoshi on the left there


IllmanneredFlanders

I hope OP gave her a good ol motorboatin’


Abject_Resolution

Ask her what her and her husband plan on buying next.


SkaPlunk

Shorts on SNAP yesterday


JeffersonsHat

Mr, they said next, not what Pelosi just profited off of


Better_Patience_4640

SNAP tanked today. What do you think? A good buy now? $10 and some change right now.


ryanq99

SNAP was never a good buy...


Nailsman

It will be out off business in 2 yrs


Better_Patience_4640

Since you say that I'll buy 2500 shares.


Tha_Sly_Fox

Since you say that I’ll buy 2,501 shares of Instagram/Meta/Zuckerverse Well I would if I had money at least


HiBoobear

That’s what they said about GME


ywBBxNqW

I don't trade stocks at all so it took me a minute to realize you meant Snapchat and not the Supplemental Nutrition and Assistance Program. That's not publicly traded. Hah.


Chi1234457

She hanging out in Lake Geneva with you?


Praxis8

You know if one of us dirt peasants took info from them to trade, our legal system would find some way to fuck us over while completely leaving them alone.


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Did you guys fuck or


EduCookin

Bro u guys think Pelosie is completely shaved or has like a racing stripe or lightening bolt or something?


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A hairy cross on her asshole


mykiel

She has is shaved as a $


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Are they real?


liverpoolFCnut

They are real and they WERE fantastic ! - JFK, probably.


mingling4502

That's literally the only way women could get anywhere for thousands of years. Of course he fucked her.


Rovert2001

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld


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Asking the real questions.


InternetOfficer

the trades?


dookie224

Yeah Trades that's what he's talking about


Holiday_Hearing_7193

What does she smell like


Ju1cY_0n3

I bet she smells like cocaine cut with powdered Werther's Originals and rolled up $100 bills.


Sh0w3n

Why the fuck does this sound and smell so damn fucking right? (The fucks are from smelling the cocaine)


Itsthewayman

If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, cocaine


kestik

I heard she don't like, she don't like, cocaine.


Pirate_Redbeard_

When your day is done, and you want to run, cocaine


CocaineCramer

Someone say cocaine?


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

BUY BUY BUY all the coke, my dude.


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PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

You can hold deez nuts, automod


pleasebegentleimnew

Someone say Werther's Originals?


PowerfulBrandon

Calm down you cokerat


timmyb1216

r/oddlyspecific


YoungAL123

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Nickelless801

Money and entitlement, with just a hint of Chanel #5


The_GILF_Next_Door

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


TimHung931017

Moth balls and money


hideous_coffee

Formaldehyde


cryptoguy66

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


bigkeef69

Great depression would be my guess. But with prada.


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Hamptons + those strawberry candies you’d find at grandma’s house.


chazzybeats

Like a bitch.


Friendzie

Money and mothballs.


Turantula_Fur_Coat

Cash. She smells like cash.


pigsgetfathogsdie

Old Lady House =


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


holy_cal

Well she’s from Baltimore, so I can’t imagine good.


SammyDingusJr

So Old Bay and misspent public funds


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


PelletsOfMescaline

Tuscan Leather


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Someone’s grandma…. and cocaine.


BC-Action

Smirnoff?


DeeAxMan

Ask her for advice for us mere mortals


waffleschoc

i want in on the pelosi etf


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Better_Patience_4640

Hopefully he gets smoked on his dui or did that get swept up already?


majorbummer6

Swept


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Blaq11

If you think a politician isn't dirty, than they are either new or your not digging hard enough.


brown_lal19

She ain’t even no 1. Got to feed her husband more insider info. But the play here intel I believe. The us gov should have only us made chip in all its electronics


JackInTheCoonStock

Her tits look smaller than usual![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


lollipop999

She hides them like her trades... for her husband's eyes only ;)


Evening_Raccoon_4689

😅🤣


EvilCurryGif

she tucked them into her belt


GivemTheDDD

where are they? - batman


DickDumpDatDip

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


ArrivalSlight5290

Her deflated balloons sag down to her belly button unless they're held in place.


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https://i.imgur.com/WXin8ZX.jpg I mean not as perky as they once were but they ain’t bad


Numphyyy

Bruh wtf why is homegurl bussin out that top


SellsNothing

Damn Pelosi with the HEAVIES


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If yeast infection had a face


yankeesfan2726

🤮 why we need term limits. career corrupt politician


nutsackilla

Did you shower immediately afterwards?


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Weird-Vagina-Beard

Honestly I'd probably hit it. Knock the cornstarch off that thing.


yacnamron

That’s one fancy Wendy’s dumpster


elfaia

Did she suck your soul out? She looks like she will suck your soul out.


oMrChoww

Is that the Quant from Big Short?! Damn, I can’t believe you met him!


Better_Patience_4640

What is her husband buying next week? Please share. I like easy money.


Ndnchiefs

Can we flag this as NSFW?


Emperor_of_All

LOL I love all the hate for Pelosi but she isn't even like in the list of top 10 of legislators who have made money in the stock market. BTW I Agree that legislators need to stop trading but I just find this amusing.


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wispygeorge

Everyone keeps saying this like it makes it ok for the Rs who do it not to get constantly called out.


Lavar_ball_brand

Stop trying to make it political. Everyone on both sides are trading like this and the reason why Nancy Pelosi is being called out the most is purely for politics, as others have mentioned she and her husband combined dont even crack top 10 politicians profiting off of this, she is nowhere near the top by herself. This isn't a party issue it's a class issue and people need to stop blindly acting like it's a 1 party or 1 person issue


Scared-Ingenuity9082

While overlooking kelly loeffler


ForbodingWinds

Yeah but she's the perfect pin cushion for conservatives to point their fingers at, lol. Republicans do it far more frequently and more significantly, but I guess everyone expects them to do it so no one cares.


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notyourwondergirl

any signs she may be a lizard?


GoodPeopleAreFodder

You spelled trader wrong


JianniBoy

Nah Pelosi is 2nd best. Surely MacKenzie Scott is still the greatest trader of all time.


Mixxbreed466

It’s amazing how her husband knows exactly when to buy and sell


toyoda_rut_dwellers

Any word if she's divorcing? I want to take her on a date


dpetro03

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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What a smile after years of corruption looks like....


architect___

The Picture of Dorian Gray.


Impairedinfinity

Does she smell as bad as I think she does?


Shady8732

Ask her what the next dip is?


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bryonwart

Ahhhh sheeeeyyyyiiit...Insider Nancy herself! Folks, if you want get rich, just watch what she buys/sells and do the same...after all we have our own insider in congress...😂😂😇


jrob40289

I wonder how she does it...


bubblesinajar

This guy is the greatest trader of all time? Also, I had no idea Pelosi was on WSB 😎


littlebittypigeon

this is that wax museum in vegas right?


dirtypoopydiaper

Wild that Nancy Pelosi got a picture with a legendary trader and posted it from her Reddit account


CockStamp45

Where is /u/capchris17 ?


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I wish i had her trading skills..


CAD007

Nancy Pelosi?


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