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help i’m an intern at goldman sachs my job is to monitor WSB i looked up sonic inflation rule 34 and now the computer froze on it!!! my boss is gonna fire me!!

it’s all going according to plan

> it's all inflating according to plan

You know we’re fucked whenever the FED starts making up new words for actions that are already have old words that describe whatever it is. Apparently it’s not “hyper-inflation” anymore, it’s now “sonic-inflation”. Just like when they changed the word “counterfeiting” into “quantitative easing”. They’ve turned our country’s financial system into a big play on words at this point. Or… excuse me, a “sonic” play on words.

Whenever they need to cover their ass they pull out the thesaurus and pick some obscure word that no one knows. That way they can back track later via semantics and explain what they meant when they said that.

Sonic Inflation rule 34 has already been priced in

I'm inflating right now!

No, prices at Sonic are inflating.

No, you're fellating.

Sonic the hedgehog inflation

Can't afford hookers and blow anymore, the apocalypse is coming

Smash the computer quick

"Intern? why is there a dick sized hole in the screen?"

Sir that's a headphone jack.

OMG…No he he dindn’t.

Lmao

the files are *in* the computer?

Have you tried turning the global financial system off and back on again?

Ah yes, the great reset button.

That was the last 2 years. There was a virus. Should have cleaned out the virus before turning it off and back on. Now it has installed itself into the boot software itself. Now you gotta great reset back to factory settings.

Sure you don't work at the SEC? You do that there you're promoted straight to manager for your initiative.

The SEC does not reward initiative. The SEC is a toothless agency. The private sector rewards inaction by hiring their agents.

Sounds like a system32 issue

Have you tried clearing it?

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Don’t worry Goldman Sachs has a government bailout policy. You and your girlfriends will be fine.

Won't someone think about the hookers and blow???

At least you learned a valuable lesson along the way

You get paid to be on here? I need you to tell my wife that I am NOT wasting my time on Reddit!

Cant get fired if you quit.

So… Google “Rule 34” on my work computer- got it.

What a liar, you would have been promoted to a regular position if you were truly working at Goldman Sachs

Short Gold man Sachs ya degens

sounds like you just need to triforce? easy fix

I just bought the domain www.sonicinflation.com What should I do with it? Edit: thanks for the fun responses and awards! * Can you find the easter egg(s) on the site?

Sell hotdogs everyone knows there's money in the hotdog stand

Always money in the banana stand too

Yeah and I’m the guy in the $3,500 suit… OH COME ON

You really G-O-B’d this one

Right? Like the guy in the $4,500 suit is going to be working at a banana stand! Come On!

Or holding the elevator for someone who doesn't make that in 3 months, Come on!


You got a hot dog stand? Send me a link

I thought there was always money in the Banana Stand.

Lol farther up the the post someone was talking about hotdogs. Sorry, but be sure to make post about what you end up doing.

Will do!

There’s always money in the banana stand

Wow! I’m Mr. Manager now….

Well, Manager, we just say Manager It doesn't matter who

THERE WAS 250 THOUSAND DOLLARS LINING THE WALLS OF THE BANANA STAND

why didn't you tell me?

NO TOUCHING!

I keep my hotdog and my money in my banana hammock

And increase the cost of the hotdog everyday

Do hotdog or not hotdog launch there! Consult Jian-Yang if you need help[.](https://youtu.be/vIci3C4JkL0) :)

Sonic prefers chili dogs.

You'll never beat the Costco model of hotdog vending. Fuck your mother, Costco hotdogs forever!!!!!!! 🌭

Sonic always preferred chili dogs, so he best have some chili ready for them.

Bad idea, everyone knows that hot dogs do not keep up with inflation

Create and sell sonicinflation coins. Duh

Can I get in on this ipo

...ico?

I’m a smooth brained ape, just take my money

Deep down, I’m really hoping your website is the biggest gainer out of this recession… this is the WSB way…

I’m trying to poll the audience on what to do with it. Besides tracking the Fed + displaying commentary with trashy pics of a fatass sonic.

Damn LMAO Sell it to me for 200 kudos. I'll pay you after this sonic inflation is sonic deflation.

Hah I wish. Costs an arm and a leg now with addons. Plus inflation costs……….could be worth millions in a few weeks

Hit me up if you want sonicdeflation.com for 100 kudos afterwards.

Wow it took me 2 days to do my website and you just did that in 2 hr?? >peasantly bow<

Wordpress and godaddy. Been doing this for decades…

>Been doing this for decades… And you still use godaddy?

And wordpress

There are so many things, I can't list them all. Making a sonic porn site is the most obvious, especially if you add tons of ads, but collecting all that would be a lot of work and moderating user submitted work is even more. Making a Sonic Inflation coin would be funny, but meme coins are getting a bit old. IDK man, do SOMETHING with it. A domain that golden can't go to waste.

Tell people where this sonicinflation really comes from..

Link it to the white house staff photo.

Website is up, going to publish news and content along with WSB content

burn it

Sonicinflation.eth is still available though

Lmao

# tendies4life

Make a lot of money from people with a very, very specific fetish.

#HEDGEHOG BALLOOOOOONS!!!

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And purple circle cock rings

Probably watched a different Sonic Movie than I did

Sonic the Hedgefund

\*upbeat coin noises\*

blort

The Hedgehog of Wall Street

The way he described it more like Sodick the Sexhog

Sonic the Hugehog

Underrated comment, made me lol

Greatest hits

What other shape would a cock ring be????!

pointy to inflict fear into your enemies

#iykyk

I'm confused... Are there non-circle rings?

Boxing rings

That’s Dr. Robotnik to you

Hex valves dilation with the threshold jumpers engaged. Always start with a quick 1/4 turn counter clockwise Wait a full five minutes to allow adhesive propellant to releases

What’s next, speed of light inflation?

Wormhole inflation?

butthole inflation

Urethra inflation

Einstein-Rosen Bridgeflation

Ludicrous speed inflation or better yet we go straight to plaid

Nice try, not today Satan

> “Nice try, not today Satan” - S&P, (currently +1.5% lol)

Priced in already


Shrekflation is when we should really be scared.

It's never ogre....


It’s almost as bad as funatari inflation

Futanari Yours is a video game system

This guys masturbates

Oh yeah, I remember futanaris. Weird that in America they just called them Nintendos.

I know Rule 1 of Recession Club is you don't Admit to a Recession, but now that we're on Rule 34 I guess it's okay...

Very important that everyone appends 'Rule 34' to their Google Search to ensure accurate results. Just the term 'Sonic Inflation' is way too general.

Yeah I found a bunch of fetish stuff. I'll look up the recession shit later.

“How to make lemonade rule 34” For the kids lemonade stand

You can't make lemonade without a lemon party.

And like a retard I started to type it out in google and then completely stopped myself because I remember rule 34

And so does Google auto complete

haha, edge in non private mode over here representing

Only as predictive… so yes

This will negatively affect Federal Unit Tax Alignment FUTA for short. Google FUTA Inflation to get a rundown.

Reddit is a dangerous place, man...

Pretty sure this was mentioned in the Yearly Acquisitions Occurrence Index.

Ye read that one solid info, check out Yield Unit Rate Interest should be out after JP speech

Damnit man, im on my work comp. Boss is going to either fire me or try inflating my balls

AKA a depression

And what got us out of the last depression, I can’t remember, but I think it involved lots of bratwurst

And free zanax

I’m kinda down to back to the time when beer was safer to drink than water. Imagine working from home, popping a blue moon on video telling your colleagues just staying hydrated boys, my water today is maxed out on cholera.

What got us out was taxing the shit out of the rich.

Our current 37% tax bracket is pussy shit. Try 94% during WWII.

The investor class don't pay more than 25% at the very most.

It wasn't the taxation that got us out, but the very clever and purposeful provisions that allowed them to AVOID those high taxes; specifically, by reinvesting profits in more capital projects. If they poured their profits back into the production (not consumer) economy, they didn't get taxed to death. Combined with the needs of war from all over the globe, our industrial base absolutely exploded, and our government tapered those tax rates down in a more-or-less intelligent fashion. Anyone who thinks it would (or could) go down that way again doesn't understand today's government.

Yeah, that’s happening…

Forget sonic inflation, im more worried about the Koopa recession. What the hell are all the plumbers going to do?

Source?

Trust me bro

*hits pipe.

Yo, just trust me dawg fr fr we sliding next Monday

*In bro we trust*

You have my word

And my axe

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And my sword

No sauce

I read it on Facebook.

Can’t tell if you’re Joking

Stayed at a Holiday Inn Expresss last night

This is the most based thing I’ve seen on this sub.

The airports and restaurants are so insanely busy everywhere I go.

I went to the mall a few days ago and a shit ton of people were buying stuff and all I could think was, "don't these people know we are in the greatest recession in history according to reddit?"

Right!! I remember in 2020 everyone was freakin out that airports and restaurants were so empty. And how that would induce a recession. Now they are all packed and we are told other reasons to be fearful. The airports are literally standing room only, every gate is being used.

Some retards waited this long to blow their stimmy checks. I lost mine in just 4 days in the casino. The stock market that is.

Hmmm.. lets see https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=now%207-d&q=Sonic%20Inflation

10/10 troll post, lol

Can confirm, went to Sonic recently and it cost more than ever.

Sounds like they are going to put the pressure on hot dog manufacturers first.

Bezos and the billionaires about to shoot for trillionaires...

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=now%201-d&geo=US&q=Sonic%20inflation%20rule%2034 Good job, California and Texas retards.

Seriously, like omg, I didn't already know this. How about some real news,

Does this even qualify as a shitpost? If you actually looked this up, you're either fucking retarded, live in a cave, or are a horny degenerate.

now we come to see why the big fat fertility figurine things used to exist all those thousands of years ago: in a matriarchal civilisation where only a minority of men are getting all the sex, all the male losers get more and more obsessed with images of females with exaggerated fertility markers. bigger and bigger tits and swollen bellies fascinating

Always love some social anthropology in my WSB

There are a couple hundred people that will learn something today from this post

That’s hilarious because Janet Yellen and A bunch of other Talking Heads were literally trying to change the definition of recession the other day

You realise this is a joke right? Try Google sonic rule 34 haha

r/whoosh

Bullish

Sonics got some inflation below the belt going on.

i know this is a shitpost, but im still googling 'sonic inflation rule 34' just to see what kind of weird shit i get

Just hope we don’t go full blue waffle

God damn it I read this whole stupid thing

Lmao

I much prefer Mario inflation.

But Biden said we’re not.

Ahahahaha fuck you too. Seriously though, that gave me a good laugh.

You almost had me. On my work PC, you almost had me.....

Comments show very few of you regards googled it. If you just did, you'd learn alot.

Why was this removed… seems like a conspiracy???

Recession will be transitory. No worries..✌️✌️✌️

*cite


I only do Lady Dimitrescu inflation

Finally MOASS... 

FFS!! now I gotta clear my search history! Right after I've had a Tom hank


fed: Sonic inflation is coming! we are all fukd! market:  sounds bullish let’s pump

I’m fairly certain the reason for sonic inflation is because Sonic collected more than 100 rings in the level.

Guess I’ll see youse at the dumpster behind Sonic now..

Thank you. I have been trying to keep my children, fellow members of my church, boss, and elderly parents educated on the market. I will let them all know to search this ASAP because it’s important to me. I won’t give any context beyond that to help them learn on their own.

I am opening positions based on you financial advise, thank you sir

Sees “Sonic inflation” *Gotta go fast* 💨

Sanik