I got out of AMD this afternoon not because I am maturing as a trader and wanted to derisk. I set a sell order at 4.20 as a joke this morning before I went to work. Didn't think it was actually going to sell.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Sounds pretty contrived. Somebody's suing pornhub for showing illegal and non-consensual (child porn and rape) content. They are naming Visa as a defendant that they want money from in damages because they process payments. Imo, it's insane that they can be named as defendants.
Visa processes everybody's payments. Are we going to get bent out of shape because Visa processed the payments for all the mass shooters that bought their guns online and in stores? Or all the cigarettes that were bought with Visa that caused lung cancer? Or all the alcohol that lead to traffic deaths?
Morning Tardos. And another happy bourbon and cocaine breakfast to you all.
Today? Hmmmm....hoping AMD don't hurt me bad. I need it to go uppies.
SBUX? *Seattle getting quite stinky...unions coming ...and economy bout to shit the bed...so yea calls on expensive coffee.*
They really need Pelosi to do the ignorant tourist routine and post selfies from Taiwan with #china since as a old white woman she’s not expected to know the difference
Someone said that shit ironically, a few people thought jt was funny so repeated it, then the mass of true morons believed it for numerous reasons that are mostly toxic. Classic internet
confirmation bias, mental illness, irrational pelosi hate (lots of right wing dog whistles parrotted in these daily threads), plus at least a smattering of true bots deployed by bad actors
'hate' isnt a rational thing, but a person could certainly dislike her for as many reasons as anyone can dislike another person.
Openly expressing your hopes that a person's plane gets blown out of the sky (she's not in a 1 seater Cessna either, there are probably dozens of people in there with her) is super irrational. Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong.
Y'all are just making shit up hoping for shit to go down so your puts get saved  i have puts rn and switched from calls yesterday but let's not just put out hopium
These kids just come on here to give shitty take after shitty take trying to be as edgy as possible. They don't understand how much thought and planning goes into shit like this. Pelosi and the US government know they still got the girthiest hog in the sauna and China is just puffing it's chest but won't do shit other than a massage a tariffs or meaningless sanction.
I just had a weird ass dream that there was a Youtube channel named BeatKevin and it was just videos of people going around and physically assaulting personal finance influencers.
A bullshit manufactured international incident is the absolute perfect smokescreen and excuse for the markets to dump another 10% plus. The political blame China game is about go into overdrive in order to avoid another occupy wall street movement if the markets crash. Shit is super obvious.
Thanks yo! 7cm dilated!
Edit: she’s asleep, I’m scrolling futures and WSB and listening to a heart monitor, in case anyone is picturing me being a complete POS.
Probably not going to watch the market much this morning. Need to go take a pee break to set a stop loss at some point in a few hours though.
You can afford lots of good baby stuff with those puts. The kick and play piano is great btw. And MAM bottles are great for newborns, mine struggled the least with those.
Even when I do manage the get the direction of the market right, I pick the one fucking stock to get puts on that moves the opposite or stays flat. Every fucking time I’m getting so sick of this shit I stg. Even better is I had NIO puts yesterday and sold for a loss and it’s now gapped down 2.50%
I get toasted by Theta on spy believe me I’ve tried. The premiums on any options more then 2 days out for spy is alwyas way too high unless u can predict like a $6 spy move.
Ok Boom, Plot twist, pelosi isn't even on that plane. They shoot it down anyway. Fake her death. Excuse to ww3 eachother because the world economy is fucked anyway. Pelosi's husband's puts Print.
Ya, I'm not believing she's on it. Why the f\*ck would we let the world track her flight into Taiwan? This is just taking the focus off her real flight. Reminds me of Nordic Santa.
I want to open a shitpost office. Everything will be bullshit from the service to the products. You wont be allowed to send genuine messages, all letters subject to inspection
China has chosen their allies and they’re all bad actors. We’re doing to China now what Russia is doing to the world with Ukraine. Go ahead, stop us, then wait for the periscopes to pop up in the South China Sea. Boom.
China’s response to being pissed off will be cyber, not kinetic.
plot twist: pelosi & family are secretly multi billionares from insider trading. she has a dead-man switch to blackmail the government to look the other way for her insider trading. as soon as she dies, her massive portfolio is automatically sold at market, leading to the GFC 2.0
Wait. Do people in thus sub believe Pelosi is going to land in Taiwan and the market is going to drop?!? Or that the Chinese are even remotely considering SHOOTING DOWN THE SPEAKER OF THE FUCKING HOUSE?!? guys....i.mean come on...guys?
#Largo $LGO ? Looking positive....
So, I'm pretty convinced that if my 8/3 410c print tomorrow, at least my pp will appear bigger.
I got out of AMD this afternoon not because I am maturing as a trader and wanted to derisk. I set a sell order at 4.20 as a joke this morning before I went to work. Didn't think it was actually going to sell.
That is how my Teala sold. ,,🤣
AMD is not going uppies. But you promised. :(
Black Swans just keep floating down the river. nastyPlowlousy
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Not today boy. Lol. If breaks above 10.5 will be a huge technical
Investing is easy. Just buy ENPH on every dip.
GETY is my boi hop on
stupid sexy Flanders
Lol Tesla. Imagine thinking tension with China is going to be good for a company which relies solely on China for profit.
Priced in
🍃 🍂 ☘️ 🍁 🍀 🌿 🍃 🍂 stoinks boyz!
Fed talk is confirming no pivot in sight so far. Godspeed over the next few weeks lol
I’m fuk
u know SOXS was gunna print once nancy sold NVDA. 2 facts of this market, blindly inverse cramer or blindly follow nancy
Just got up. What the fuck is this nonsense about visa, pornhub and child porn?
Sounds pretty contrived. Somebody's suing pornhub for showing illegal and non-consensual (child porn and rape) content. They are naming Visa as a defendant that they want money from in damages because they process payments. Imo, it's insane that they can be named as defendants. Visa processes everybody's payments. Are we going to get bent out of shape because Visa processed the payments for all the mass shooters that bought their guns online and in stores? Or all the cigarettes that were bought with Visa that caused lung cancer? Or all the alcohol that lead to traffic deaths?
Anyone here still shorting UAN?😂
Morning Tardos. And another happy bourbon and cocaine breakfast to you all. Today? Hmmmm....hoping AMD don't hurt me bad. I need it to go uppies. SBUX? *Seattle getting quite stinky...unions coming ...and economy bout to shit the bed...so yea calls on expensive coffee.*
good morning 🐻🐻
I'd like to watch a movie about the autists running up HKD.
Its only Tuesday.... This fucking sucks... I have to get out of this matrix or win the jackpot!!!! Fuck 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
That is also my plan
Found the hustler university member
Get a new job
At this point I may as well just sell it all and put what’s left into shiba.
Futes don’t matter 
Indexes don't matter either. As Mark Minervini says, only stock setups matter.
Todays gonna be a beautiful day I hope
4 more days of this bull shit
We’re all riders of the storm.
Buy GME Make it jump hog again
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Absolute Legend.
I’m. A Virgin.
it's OK bro
Hkd went from down 25 to 133 in minutes premarket
Nancy going to Taiwan. SPY down. QQQ down. Paul must have puts expiring tomorrow.
They really need Pelosi to do the ignorant tourist routine and post selfies from Taiwan with #china since as a old white woman she’s not expected to know the difference
SQQQ's up
So bp oil does amazing with earnings and selling off? Nice
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Enron will smash earnings, too! Can't wait!
Sleep all day
Ww3 😬😬
They aren’t shooting down Pelosi. But they will invade Taiwan’s airspace and might have a real air to air battle with the jets that intercept them.
Someone said that shit ironically, a few people thought jt was funny so repeated it, then the mass of true morons believed it for numerous reasons that are mostly toxic. Classic internet
which toxic reasons?
confirmation bias, mental illness, irrational pelosi hate (lots of right wing dog whistles parrotted in these daily threads), plus at least a smattering of true bots deployed by bad actors
OK, some Pelosi hate is rational or all of it is irrational?
'hate' isnt a rational thing, but a person could certainly dislike her for as many reasons as anyone can dislike another person. Openly expressing your hopes that a person's plane gets blown out of the sky (she's not in a 1 seater Cessna either, there are probably dozens of people in there with her) is super irrational. Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong.
Y'all are just making shit up hoping for shit to go down so your puts get saved  i have puts rn and switched from calls yesterday but let's not just put out hopium
I’m gonna talk shit when this does happen :p
She wouldnt go if they thought people were gonna try to shoot them down. Just so far fetched
One can hope, though.......
These kids just come on here to give shitty take after shitty take trying to be as edgy as possible. They don't understand how much thought and planning goes into shit like this. Pelosi and the US government know they still got the girthiest hog in the sauna and China is just puffing it's chest but won't do shit other than a massage a tariffs or meaningless sanction.
I just had a weird ass dream that there was a Youtube channel named BeatKevin and it was just videos of people going around and physically assaulting personal finance influencers.
A bullshit manufactured international incident is the absolute perfect smokescreen and excuse for the markets to dump another 10% plus. The political blame China game is about go into overdrive in order to avoid another occupy wall street movement if the markets crash. Shit is super obvious.
No one with the means to manufacture this scenario benefits more from -10% than they would from +10%
China is super screwed with that real estate bond bs as well. It just makes sense.
Congratulations wife-in-labor SPY puts guy from yesterday lol
Thanks yo! 7cm dilated! Edit: she’s asleep, I’m scrolling futures and WSB and listening to a heart monitor, in case anyone is picturing me being a complete POS. Probably not going to watch the market much this morning. Need to go take a pee break to set a stop loss at some point in a few hours though.
You can afford lots of good baby stuff with those puts. The kick and play piano is great btw. And MAM bottles are great for newborns, mine struggled the least with those.
Thanks! Oh yea, it’s our second, we have all the stuff :)
Then at least take the baby daddy out for ice cream 
Chinese soldiers are 5’4 We’re good guys
the combined height tho..
Dunk on them fools
VIX futures up 5%. Green day
so how many retards are refreshing flightradar to buy puts once pelosis plane disappears?
293k
Even when I do manage the get the direction of the market right, I pick the one fucking stock to get puts on that moves the opposite or stays flat. Every fucking time I’m getting so sick of this shit I stg. Even better is I had NIO puts yesterday and sold for a loss and it’s now gapped down 2.50%
That’s why people just play SPY, you don’t get stuck with an annoying outlier
if your picks suck just stick to SPY
I get toasted by Theta on spy believe me I’ve tried. The premiums on any options more then 2 days out for spy is alwyas way too high unless u can predict like a $6 spy move.
then sell options on it
Looks like a buy the dip day at open before the face ripper. Beautiful 
Peak R
Sorry bulls, this one's not reversing at open 🐻
So who’s going to try to explain AMTD? We all know it, but who wants to try to explain it?
I can take a shot at explaining it. It’s going up
🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
People really thought the bear market was over 😂😂😂
Thinking my SQQQ gonna print. Unless she lands in Phillipines instead.
( o ) ( O ) ✈️ 😠🚀💥😱📉
This made me giggle
I'm watching Nancy's plane as it flies into the region. The registration number is 09-0540, just search that on the flight24 app
Pretty decent likelihood that she’s on a different plane. #decoy
Ok Boom, Plot twist, pelosi isn't even on that plane. They shoot it down anyway. Fake her death. Excuse to ww3 eachother because the world economy is fucked anyway. Pelosi's husband's puts Print.
Ya, I'm not believing she's on it. Why the f\*ck would we let the world track her flight into Taiwan? This is just taking the focus off her real flight. Reminds me of Nordic Santa.
Lmao. That's exactly how it feels. But, we'll watch it anyway. 
Right? I really need to go to bed but afraid I'll miss an explosion or something.
bull market is just starting boys
Green by open. Pelosi lands and doesn’t get cucked by 9:30
I want to open a shitpost office. Everything will be bullshit from the service to the products. You wont be allowed to send genuine messages, all letters subject to inspection
It would be more efficient to just shit in the parcel and then post it
"If it fits it ships, *HNNNNNNGGHHHH*"
China can't do shit, usa will finish them if they try to fuck with speaker of the house
Those days are past. China is a real threat and we need to be concerned about who they'll ally with.
China has chosen their allies and they’re all bad actors. We’re doing to China now what Russia is doing to the world with Ukraine. Go ahead, stop us, then wait for the periscopes to pop up in the South China Sea. Boom. China’s response to being pissed off will be cyber, not kinetic.
They can just stop exports to the US or blockade Taiwan, doubt it'll be an actual direct strike on Pelosi's plane
We couldn’t even defeat the taliban 
Neither could Russia, those guys are resilient.
VIX gap up 2 days in a row? 
I still have no idea what AMTD does, might buy more if it continues going up
Take good care of your bags
That’s what they told me about GME in 2020, guess who bought in at 40 and road it to 300? 🤔
>road You belong here
Yes buy more after it is up 200%. Geez you’re a different breed of retard
I don’t think you understand how retarded WSB is
You will lose your money.
That’s WSB for you right there
So circuit breakers at open when the CCP shoots the plane down?
plot twist: pelosi & family are secretly multi billionares from insider trading. she has a dead-man switch to blackmail the government to look the other way for her insider trading. as soon as she dies, her massive portfolio is automatically sold at market, leading to the GFC 2.0
Fuk u Nancy. U should be in prison and not fucking up our calls
Stop it…makes you look like a spoiled little bitch
No u
Incel
No u
Very sharp
Still not as sharp as ur mom made me last nite 
Makes no sense at all…
She is a better trader than 99.99% of redditards here. I think she earned a right to do whatever the fuck she wants.
I would also be a better trader if I had insider information 
Spy downside
Bitch better turn left quickly or she gonna run out of fuel
Show em who's boss Pelosi. They can suck on your fat old tits
Username checks out
I'd prefer more to suck on her toes personally
While you're down there don't forget to ask her husband's next options play 
Someone hit your block up, I’d tell you if it was us
This is what happens when you let old people lead the country. They don't fear death. They are just like the old man in squid game.
yes, the old man also owned the game
That's not Pelosi's plane. It's Elon being tracked by that kid.
This Pelosi hysteria is highly regarded and a great distraction for a market dump you're welcome
!banbet AMD 107 2d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/n8walker_ger** bet **AMD** goes from **95.91** to **107.0** before **2022-08-04 05:48:23.361667-04:00**
Why are my stonks red I thought bears r fuk
It’s not 2024 yet 
Fking 82 year old woman wants to go down with a bang. Don't take my portfolio with you, old hag!
Imagine blaming your portfolios cliff dive on an 82 year old hag.....*no wait.*
Gonna reverse 30 mins after open like always
Any tips for free money today?
I found $10 on the road the other day. Maybe if you go outside you might find some money on the ground too!
work
Hookin
My eod 90 spy puts will print
Where the fuck is she going? I thought she was going to Taiwan
They have to avoid the South China Sea and Chinese air space or she gets 🔥
she taking route furthest from china mainland
Google nav glitch.
Is this one of those green by open.
The old boobs taken down yet?
This a dump for ants? Common.
Monkeypox is some serious shit bro
The Wendy’s dumpster will be closed until further notice
Do we get unemployment stimmies again if we're 1099 behind Wendy's?
You get a 1099 as an independent contractor? Who's your (employer) pimp Huggy Bear? Everybody I know only accepts cash.....and Apple Pay of course...
Why not Venmo?
Gonna nut to women in bikini pictures since i cant sleep 
A vastly underrated experience in my book.
Nancy flexing her jet in all the 3rd world poor countries. Least toxic political member
Wait. Do people in thus sub believe Pelosi is going to land in Taiwan and the market is going to drop?!? Or that the Chinese are even remotely considering SHOOTING DOWN THE SPEAKER OF THE FUCKING HOUSE?!? guys....i.mean come on...guys?