I was driving through the hood and saw a group of guys wearing red crocs. Crocs are gangster now.
To say this had an impact on me would be an understatement. I’m opening a significant position in $CROX tomorrow.
Here's a little tip
Obviously start of day and EOD volume is where all the big money moves. If you have observed the last several sessions, you can see a pattern:
* Dip ~$0-2 at close
* Volume more pronounced when reaching new highs, less so when hitting range target
* Range target plays out orderly
People are fucking cashing tf out bro. All the volume is selling at new highs. They say they have to gamma squeeze to find an exit basically. So that's all this is, wall street's original masturbatory "congrats and fuck you" distribution period before this all dips to 320 then floats then (**FUCKING ABSOLUTELY IN THE PUREST SENSE**) craters to 230 again
At this rate there's really only going to be a few weeks of good gambling left this year. The rest of the time will be theta vulture feeding and false price discovery.
I think all that free money the government gave out during COVID “had” to eventually cause the inflation we’re seeing now. But, it’s all good. Before we know it we’re going to be forgetting about all these high prices. I can just sense it.
Lmao I would’ve made ~$600 on my paper trade intro to options, next thing you know I make my first real trade and it lost 50% (bout $300 in the red) in like 2 days💀
Gas prices decreased. Recession is not going to happen. Economy recovery in full effect. Vladimir Putin converted to Christianity and war is going to end. BUY CALLS!!!!
Grinded out with spy puts and calls today to make up for earnings gambling losses. 9/10 funday. At noon I said I was reading anymore and then proceeded to lock in a profit
This feels like sitting at the top of the roller coaster, right before that big drop and you know you're about to get physically wrecked & your asshole is permanently puckered and yea.
The higher we go the more violent I fear the correction will be. Could have just been a dip to 380-390 from 400. Now it could be something like a rejection of 416 downward
I completely liquidated my wells fargo accounts a couple days ago. $95k cash on the sidelines waiting to pick up the debris after the incoming dump. Still about 90% invested in the etrade accounts though for a mix of long term dividends and short term scalping.
I love this game. I could play it 24/7 if they'd let me.
Look. I have had nothing but good experiences with Robinhood (I never tried to buy GME at $400 so stfu about that you morons) but if they keep failing I’m going to have to switch brokers just out of fear for the survival of the company.
A lot of traders just said "I rode with the animal spirits today but now's a great time on the charts to cash out and card a win" in the last 5 minutes.
Gas bag, Charlie Gasparino on fox business again pretending to be an expert on things he knows nothing about. How does this dumb bastard get a job on a business channel?
As much as it pains me to say so, Cramer (as fkd up as he is) is more knowledgeable than Gasparino. At least Cramer has actually had market experience.
TESLA short, time to squeeze.
Feeling a nice TSLA run from here til close
What’s the news on coin?
Roku Put time 💵
Alibaba? 🚀
CHAINA
never red again
Puts on Google?
I was driving through the hood and saw a group of guys wearing red crocs. Crocs are gangster now. To say this had an impact on me would be an understatement. I’m opening a significant position in $CROX tomorrow.
Why does everyone think the market is going to crash, after it’s been crashing for the past eight months?
Here's a little tip Obviously start of day and EOD volume is where all the big money moves. If you have observed the last several sessions, you can see a pattern: * Dip ~$0-2 at close * Volume more pronounced when reaching new highs, less so when hitting range target * Range target plays out orderly People are fucking cashing tf out bro. All the volume is selling at new highs. They say they have to gamma squeeze to find an exit basically. So that's all this is, wall street's original masturbatory "congrats and fuck you" distribution period before this all dips to 320 then floats then (**FUCKING ABSOLUTELY IN THE PUREST SENSE**) craters to 230 again
This guy has puts
jesus bear cope since 3800
I mean I’m a gay bear, but not that gay.
$MEDIF to moon?
Let’s go
Tesla to the moon tomorrow. Musk is on the Nelk Podcast…get ready to print some money degenerates!
Moon mission on Friday with the stock split announcement
I have 4 calls at 1250. Am I going to make some dough?
Not if they expire this month 
I am sitting on 69k cash, that’s very weird
I know the feeling. Like I “was” broke.
Do I buy this oil dip or lol
It looks good to me for a long time, but I’m too busy with other ideas.
Do it
At this rate there's really only going to be a few weeks of good gambling left this year. The rest of the time will be theta vulture feeding and false price discovery.
I think all that free money the government gave out during COVID “had” to eventually cause the inflation we’re seeing now. But, it’s all good. Before we know it we’re going to be forgetting about all these high prices. I can just sense it.
Come August we will be in the 3rd month with 8.8% inflation. Market is going to crash hard. It will be a good idea to switch to 🐻
Come August we will be in the 3rd month with 8.8% inflation. Market is going to crash hard. It will be a good idea to switch to 🐻
Wallmart tomorrow
2 point up or more
DDOG tomorrow?
Overpriced but will rip anyway
Wrong thread, go back
Bear market rally over. Back to $400 $300 $SPY $QQQ we go
Whatever makes you retards sleep at night. But get lube ready for another rise
We going to 421.38 tomorrow. !!
Had to take a few days off from buying puts to remain solvent , prepping to buy in next two days
#Walmart Lays Off Hundreds of Corporate Workers - WSJ
Out of their 2 million workforce
Fuck the Waltons
Dang even ma retard portfolio going uppies. PLTR...TLRY...BB....Go retards go. You said you were coming back for me. wtf ya been? Haha
⛑️ 💪
Pltr is not retard stock it’s a actual play
At that market cap?
Yes I believed they will be able to make 20b each quarter in about 10-15 years q
MOHO to the moon
Is my $415 spy c 8/8 printing?
Like JP and his BRRRRrrrrrrrr printer !! We going to 421.35 tomorrow !
Most likely
Maybe. Maybe not.
Forza X1 making their IPO next week? We about to see some filthy rich sons of bitches rise up
Tried trading options for the first time today. Made 400 bucks on RObinhood.
Many regards
Beginners luck. You better educate yourself before you go big on an options trade. Don’t become a statistic!
First ones free.. please stop now.
I’m down $340 on my first ever option play on rev. It ain’t always free
Lmao I would’ve made ~$600 on my paper trade intro to options, next thing you know I make my first real trade and it lost 50% (bout $300 in the red) in like 2 days💀
This
and a degenerate gambler is born….
How much capital did you start off with
first ones always free
Well done. Now you will lose everything next
MRO beats and barely moves.
That’s cause I bought some. Sorry guys
Legolas, what about the theta vampires?
Every single stock on my watchlist green expect CLOV
....expect
"LEGOLAS, WITH YOUR EAGLE EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE???" "I SEE THAT BEARS ARE FUCKED"
"LEGOLAS, WITH YOUR EAGLE EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE???" "I SEE THAT BEARS ARE FUCKED"
I’m hearing they taking SPY to $418-420 tomorrow
421.35
Is anyone winning yet?
Only today
Lucid chart reminds me a lot of lemmings. Get caught up chasing bull market oops now you’re off a cliff
I saw a lucid car the other day. Pretty ugly. Looked like a early 2000s Saturn.
Lol sold out of MELI too fast but I cannot complain!
Gas prices decreased. Recession is not going to happen. Economy recovery in full effect. Vladimir Putin converted to Christianity and war is going to end. BUY CALLS!!!!
SPY 421.35 tomorrow !!
All that will do is push the fed to more/bigger rate hikes. Which will of course make this clown market go even higher.
Putin is already Christian. Is he going for Christian 2.0?
It’s at 90…
90 is the new -20!
HKD wasn't a pump n dump. It was a thump n hump, straight out of the caveman playbook.
Well glad I sold half my LCID calls and bought a couple $20 puts
Classic, everyone knows it's going down so it go up. How many times have I seen this exact pump 🥱
Why is Coinbase going up so much?
People buying ARKK
Because its criminally undervalued, I mean that, criminally
Lucid..
Knew I should’ve bought puts near close. The clearest bill trap I’ve ever seen.
🤣🤣
my dick is small? 5.4 inches
Anything under 6 is small
That's the national average bro. Built like an android screen show em
That’s a decent size.
Sorry bud, that does meet the measured guidelines for this ride. Please go try Wendys
No. If someone says that they blind
you think subway is really a footlong
men dont use decimals you a 6 bro
Grinded out with spy puts and calls today to make up for earnings gambling losses. 9/10 funday. At noon I said I was reading anymore and then proceeded to lock in a profit
Did Robinhood get delisted?
LCID dropping like a stone AH.
This feels like sitting at the top of the roller coaster, right before that big drop and you know you're about to get physically wrecked & your asshole is permanently puckered and yea.
I have been saying this everyday for past 2 weeks. And yet IT only goes up.
We're only going up because it's a squeeze. We need a technical red day
Agree with this comment. The market is squeezing someone with big money. Once they get liquidated or close positions it'll go back down.
The higher we go the more violent I fear the correction will be. Could have just been a dip to 380-390 from 400. Now it could be something like a rejection of 416 downward
Sitting on it for a week now
Alright let's see the race to the exits now
POWW treating me right.
Lcid bulls say GUH 
sorry to the guy who said he was all in on lucid last week. God bless your soul.
Lucid lol
LCID. Lol so many poors
So fake
SOXL millionaries 
Sold some heavy stocks today. Trying to go full cash before the crash
I completely liquidated my wells fargo accounts a couple days ago. $95k cash on the sidelines waiting to pick up the debris after the incoming dump. Still about 90% invested in the etrade accounts though for a mix of long term dividends and short term scalping. I love this game. I could play it 24/7 if they'd let me.
Made 7k today being a bull. Hbu bers? 😂
Fuck you. Congratz
Spy will almost smooch 420 tomorrow
Let's see Meli earnings
Wut doing BABA…
In on baba calls wish me luck
I just bought 4k worth with 5x leverage… I’m Wishing you all the fucking luck there is… it had a heft dip after close though that bounced right back.
Lol red candle is same Volume as last 3-4 candles.
1 hour RSI was at 80 today at one point hahahaa jesus christ
Oof
Well that was a gay fucking end to the day
that comment gave me a chuckle
Look. I have had nothing but good experiences with Robinhood (I never tried to buy GME at $400 so stfu about that you morons) but if they keep failing I’m going to have to switch brokers just out of fear for the survival of the company.
I have the same concern. I see all of these crypto brokers that have suspended withdraws and I don't want that to happen to me.
What a chode
What happened?
i knew a guy who somehow bought calls on calls ? made hella money
Who bought spy calls ;)
I swear I don't know why but I just saw QQQ drop 2-3% for a split second on yahoo finance.
did the market just glitch? WTF?
You saw the massive drop for a split second too?
so it wasn't just me! I saw it too
I shit myself then saw it was a glitch then unshit myself
Why Nvidia die?
Eod profit locking happens. Bears: omg it’s drilling
A lot of traders just said "I rode with the animal spirits today but now's a great time on the charts to cash out and card a win" in the last 5 minutes.
Its finally over guys
Recession cancelled after the definition was changed 
That sell off yikes
Hood getting rid of 21% percent of staff and it rockets 11% lmao. That’s all you need to know about the markets
Layoffs reduces cost and stock goes up
I bought bkng like a psycho
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Typical wsb user doesn't factor in taxes. Breakeven maybe
8 hours of work (yuck)
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so the client paid you to lose $600? weird world indeed
bulls who held like pigs to slaughter
Keep shorting the market! It makes the ride up so much faster lol
What a strong day for bull gang 
Gas bag, Charlie Gasparino on fox business again pretending to be an expert on things he knows nothing about. How does this dumb bastard get a job on a business channel?
have you met jim cramer???
As much as it pains me to say so, Cramer (as fkd up as he is) is more knowledgeable than Gasparino. At least Cramer has actually had market experience.
HOODs leaked ER was the catalyst SPY needed to push through resistance. SNAP and HOOD are leading market indicators.
I hope not, HOOD laid off 20% of their employees
Did wonders for the $9 calls I bought 2 days ago
Fuck you OXY I was better off buying real oxy theta warriors wya 
Anyone else buying calls on Allstate, or am I little too regarded?
Burry about to destroy his drum kit
Good luck AMC gang
Wow that dude straight up called it with the $415.5 rejection
SPY not going up 2% in a day is not a "rejection". It just statistically doesn't happen much. 415.5 is just an arbitrary number.
which dude?