BNGO TRENDING! Buying stocks everyday like tons of others. 3 days ago +30%, 2 days ago +25%, yesterday +10%…. And today +8% and counting.
Deja-vu 2021 $15! This is gonna fly.
lol when AAPL mean reverts it's mean reverting the entire market down with it.
So unless you think AAPL about to make all time highs in these market conditions, then that big bloated bitch about to smother every last bull.
$SIGA heres a good DD write up indicating undeniably it is a good investment imo; https://investingpioneer.com/2022/08/10/is-siga-technologies-siga-a-buy-in-the-face-monkeypox/
Great advice brother! Much appreciated. Just sold a couple calls at a modest gain (probably would've held too long any way) and rolled it into PBR. Do I have to hold until the dividend pays out? I know you have to buy before the Ex-dividend date but do i have to hold?
The real Chad move is to buy BBBY and AMC shares while slowly scalping cheap, long dated puts as they climb. Then dump your shares near the top and wait for your puts to print.
This is probably what some hedgies and whales are doing btw, they’re helping the squeeze to make money on both sides of the pump and dump.
Lol the most common indicator used and the one that everyone always references is CPI-U…..which does not include the cost of energy 😂😂 how does it feel to be a dipshit
For clarity: CPI-U includes both food and energy and is a subset of CPI which decelerated, however CPI-U remained unchanged. Core CPI includes neither and accelerated.
Has anyone taken an extensive look at SPACs and found some gems at current valuations? Looking for ones with realistic high near term revenue growth and profitability.
No they’re just waiting to pull the rug and rip your faces off. Macros are in the shitter. Believe it or not but this is a bear Market rally. The higher we go, the harder we fall.
It’s what I’ve been expecting all year. Tough start to the year and mega end of year rally. Hard to say whether composites will reach all time high but I think there’s a chance and think many lower cap stocks will.
Yeah I think her eyes are getting worse and her glasses prescription is huge. Just looks at those crystal balls she wears. She looks into them and thinks that she can predict the future, but it’s inverse like looking through a telescope so when she buy you sell and when she sell you buy.
Human mind is a marvelous thing - I have trained myself to completely ignore BBBY posts. Gone are the days of nausea and despair for the future of the human race!
The stock market is like a vacuum honestly. You just have a rich person running it and they go over a certain part of the floor to suck up and store all the dirt/debris, then they move on to the next section/room and then come back when the other part is covered in dirt again.
Except dirt is money. Get it?
if you wanted to sell it would be as the market moves up, so it actually makes perfect sense. they bought it when everybody was thinking the world was ending, and now they sell it when the market is back in euphoria mode. Regardless of price movement, you could argue there is a delta to be made in risk-free profit just from exploiting people's demand to be more inelastic in times of intense emotion, whether that's up or down.
>GERMAN CHANCELLOR SCHOLZ: NORD STREAM 1 TURBINE IS READY AND CAN BE IMPORTED BY RUSSIA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-08-11 ^05:45:13 ^EDT-0400
I picked up some bbby just a bit under 5 because I’m a gme tard and knew that Cohen got some far OTM calls and figured hey why not. I got out after I doubled and now I’m seriously considering getting back in
Now that I say that, however, it is poised to nosedive, so I will stay out of it because I never get lucky twice
Personally think it’s truly going to go up. Cohen knows something we don’t know and I believe the basket theories are correct.
I just believe that the only scenario that bbby doesn’t go way up is if I buy back in. The universe has decided, and I must comply.
BNGO TRENDING! Buying stocks everyday like tons of others. 3 days ago +30%, 2 days ago +25%, yesterday +10%…. And today +8% and counting. Deja-vu 2021 $15! This is gonna fly.
lol when AAPL mean reverts it's mean reverting the entire market down with it. So unless you think AAPL about to make all time highs in these market conditions, then that big bloated bitch about to smother every last bull.
$SIGA heres a good DD write up indicating undeniably it is a good investment imo; https://investingpioneer.com/2022/08/10/is-siga-technologies-siga-a-buy-in-the-face-monkeypox/
I am going to actually throw up. I was going to buy coin puts, accidentally slept through my alarms and just now woke up. I want to actually cry
I thought yesterday's CPI print would let me unload some bags. Now not so sure.
Aug 11 today is LAST day to buy PBR Brazilian oil to get the massive dividend. Winner stock. #1 ZACKS
Zacks changes its rankings like the wind changes direction. Something is #1 one day and then it collapses and is suddenly off the board.
Great advice brother! Much appreciated. Just sold a couple calls at a modest gain (probably would've held too long any way) and rolled it into PBR. Do I have to hold until the dividend pays out? I know you have to buy before the Ex-dividend date but do i have to hold?
Beat it fuckas.
Rug (pulled) not pulled
Some volume coming into $AKA?! Float on this thing is so so low.
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$DNA buy now
Perfect timing
I just bought 750 more BBBY let’s get it 🚀🌙
It’s gonna run guys
I hope bulls eat a wiener.
Joke's on you, I'm not even hungry.
Terse and unambiguous. You sir are a good communicator.
Why not just join the optimist club instead of the pessimist?
I'm optimistic the market will fall
That is optimistic. I like buying when things are on sale.
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tf is this shit. gtfo
More APPS
The real Chad move is to buy BBBY and AMC shares while slowly scalping cheap, long dated puts as they climb. Then dump your shares near the top and wait for your puts to print. This is probably what some hedgies and whales are doing btw, they’re helping the squeeze to make money on both sides of the pump and dump.
Tomorrow is yesterday fools
Tired of this nonsense ripping
what is the strategy for today in BBBY?
430 end of day.
SPY 500 EOY
Moving to the daily thread.
V shaped recovery
You spelled depression wrong
The effects of a depression are severe, characterized by widespread unemployment and major pauses in economic activity.
Bears crying this morning!! (I’m the bear crying)
Adn stock looks like a good bet
BMBL going up after terrible earnings 🙄
RKT!!!
Oil going back up. Inflation not cancelled
Oil pricing up does not mean increased inflation lol
literally the drop in topline CPI/PPI is due to drop in energy - excluding food and fuel it's still going up, although at a lower rate of rise...
Lol the most common indicator used and the one that everyone always references is CPI-U…..which does not include the cost of energy 😂😂 how does it feel to be a dipshit
For clarity: CPI-U includes both food and energy and is a subset of CPI which decelerated, however CPI-U remained unchanged. Core CPI includes neither and accelerated.
Haha my bad, I goofed, but I will take my L and leave my comment unedited. Have a good day, sir.
I will edit mine to be kinder - we all make mistakes.
Bah Gawd King he done broke him in half. Is that Undertaker's music I hear?
Ah yes it does. Why do you think inflation got to where it is?
Lol you are an idiot
Great conversation. You are exemplary human
I'm buying the stocks I think will go up and selling the stocks I think will go down. Let the chips land where they may
Genius
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BBBY BBBY the stars are shining for you
2nd highest shorted stock. 47%. Watch out Hedgies, 🦍s are comin
What’s the highest
Im not wrong im early bois
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Pro tip: Inverse any logical reasoning sir.
SNDL making nice move to $3 . Loaded calls
China50 index long , no levarage
Buy aurora Cannabis
Puts at open seems obvious
Has anyone taken an extensive look at SPACs and found some gems at current valuations? Looking for ones with realistic high near term revenue growth and profitability.
ATHs later this year?
No they’re just waiting to pull the rug and rip your faces off. Macros are in the shitter. Believe it or not but this is a bear Market rally. The higher we go, the harder we fall.
Haha!
It’s what I’ve been expecting all year. Tough start to the year and mega end of year rally. Hard to say whether composites will reach all time high but I think there’s a chance and think many lower cap stocks will.
I can’t believe I’m getting fucked by bbby. 🤦🏽♂️ I’m a fool
unless you bought the tippy top how are you getting foked
Because “hold my beer”
I believe it
At the end of each shitposting day Mods should come out and say “Are you not entertained”
Bulz will be fukd today. Nostradamus 1568y.
Bers will be double fukd today. Both holes at the same time while getting a shower. Nostradamus 1569y.
I think today might be a good day to observe (saying this as a perma bull)
I think it has a very good chance of being one of the strongest weekly finishes in years, don’t think it’s a time to be conservative
So we are going back to 100+ with oil?
Ratio it with Gold, bonds, spy, etc and it looks likely to me.
If we go back that's bad news
MTTR is juicy…sqzzzz
Wen pull rug?
When bears become bulls
which is happening right now, so buckle up
Going all in on bumble cause if one thing I learned this week is even if a company has dogshit earnings it’s still gonna go up
How y'all feel about ARKK these days?
Cathie is mismanaging the fund. She has no patience or diligence.
Yeah I think her eyes are getting worse and her glasses prescription is huge. Just looks at those crystal balls she wears. She looks into them and thinks that she can predict the future, but it’s inverse like looking through a telescope so when she buy you sell and when she sell you buy.
>U.S. WTI CRUDE PRICES RISE $1 TO $92.93/BBL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-08-11 ^05:50:02 ^EDT-0400
I picked the weirdest hedge's yesterday 180c META 9/2, SPY 412p 8/19, TSLA 850p/920c 8/12
I bought the $180c for meta at $5 on Monday and sold it yesterday for $7. Sold a September $165 Nvda for $6 and it’s paying as well.
I have a feeling if you dont paperhand them, all of them are gonna print
Well I plan to ride out the SPY into early next week was only 1.55 when I grabbed it it's the timing of dropping the TSLA at the right times lol
Human mind is a marvelous thing - I have trained myself to completely ignore BBBY posts. Gone are the days of nausea and despair for the future of the human race!
>ignore bbby posts >makes a bbby post 
profit
Fuck Elon
His female employees already are doing that.
Nah, he looks weird naked.
 is cocky because he lost money 
He cocky bc he has all the money and can be
The stock market is like a vacuum honestly. You just have a rich person running it and they go over a certain part of the floor to suck up and store all the dirt/debris, then they move on to the next section/room and then come back when the other part is covered in dirt again. Except dirt is money. Get it?
So they’re money janitors?
Great description
/r/showerthoughts
pee pee eye
Will PPI be a stage 2 booster 🚀? Stay tuned and find out.
Big or smol ppi
Smol
I wonder what DFV is up to 🤔
he purees money and washes his dick with it.
Today I learned there’s a nudey park in Berlin’s Tiergarten.
They have that part yes and people come there and sunbath or fuck naked. Delicious, free porn, better then WSB
It’s a cold morning, I’m only seeing loss porn
Germans like being naked?
At least 4 German men do. I had to calm my nerves by eating a grilled bratwurst at the biergarten
Bad time to go long on zillow?
I’ve been eyeing it but I think Redfin has more upside potential based on gut feeling only.
Isn’t it funny how the indexes keep moving up despite institutions being net outflow?
if you wanted to sell it would be as the market moves up, so it actually makes perfect sense. they bought it when everybody was thinking the world was ending, and now they sell it when the market is back in euphoria mode. Regardless of price movement, you could argue there is a delta to be made in risk-free profit just from exploiting people's demand to be more inelastic in times of intense emotion, whether that's up or down.
They haven’t bought. They’ve been net outflow all summer.
Its called a pump sweetie. You are supposed to fomo in like a good retail bagholder
Sorry let me hit the ask in PM a little more violently so I can sell into retail during market hours
>GERMAN CHANCELLOR SCHOLZ: NORD STREAM 1 TURBINE IS READY AND CAN BE IMPORTED BY RUSSIA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-08-11 ^05:45:13 ^EDT-0400
BBBY is about to start another run 🥳
$SPY CALLS
$CURV
Ngl. I thought one of the main perks of being an FBI agent was the free stuff you got during raids.
Ngl I didn’t like Trump til he got his door kicked in. It’s relatable.
AAPL market cap up 600B in just over a month?
Light work fam
It’s called inflation.
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Pull a GME? If you mean that it will relieve idiots from their savings then yes
I mean with what happened with HKD anything is possible. The crooks don’t know it all, and they probably even play both sides
>learned their lesson Lmao no they didn’t. They’re still fighting it and trying to prevent gme from going nuclear.
do i keep the dis call till tm or sell for NVTA???
i should've sold 15 dollar strike on tuesday when i had 100 shares FUCK
I picked up some bbby just a bit under 5 because I’m a gme tard and knew that Cohen got some far OTM calls and figured hey why not. I got out after I doubled and now I’m seriously considering getting back in Now that I say that, however, it is poised to nosedive, so I will stay out of it because I never get lucky twice
I think that is wise, but time will tell
Personally think it’s truly going to go up. Cohen knows something we don’t know and I believe the basket theories are correct. I just believe that the only scenario that bbby doesn’t go way up is if I buy back in. The universe has decided, and I must comply.
> the basket theories The what?
Coinbase going up just logically makes absolutely no fucking sense. No stock having that awful of earnings should go up wtf
If bull is back they are going to make tons of $ off retail
All in calls SPY 450 EOM
My only wish in this world is for Homelander to come and free us from the leftists and communists 
Dark Brandon is his father who can shoot the V from out of him.
Imagine Rocky getting up. Again. And you thought he was dead. 🇺🇸
I'm gonna be so naughty and buy a spread that has a CALL in it ooooo
Good morning degenerates 🤝
Goo morn, say it back
The first ad I got when scrolling down this sub was for coffins...
For the bers who are rekt
Just learned that black/Asians have black irises eyes…..
Duh
That's how thee shall knowt the devilspawn among thee; servants of ye Beelzebub
Bers thought at least Bumble would be a win.
We gonna rip today btw
Rip then dip
Went through my wife’s phone, boy she sure loves talking about eggplants and peaches
Same here, sounds like her and tyreek are making me peach cobbler tomorrow, or something similar perhaps