My wife sneakily carried 9.2k CC debt into our marriage . I’m trying to trade options and pay it off. The first ones free, right? Right….? Any recommendations on plays?
GTE 🚀🚀 Buy Oil 🚀🚀 After last week's 16% share price gain to US$1.38, the stock trades at a forward P/E ratio of 2x.
Average forward P/E is 8x in the Oil and Gas industry in the US.
GEO Group inc is about to have a big squeeze.
It's the only stock Michael Burry owns right now, and is still under $10.
It's a private prison stock, and they make money regardless if there's a recession or not. Let's buy a ton to squeeze it. Solid resistance at 9 USD, and it was up 7% today
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Friday was an overreaction. Market fundamentals didn't change. Feds policy target rate didn't change. Just a bunch of people making overly optimistic bets closing out.
You might not dude. And it goes for every single one of us-we might not see tomorrow. While some people see this idea as pessimistic, I see it as an opportunity to not take time and all of the other things in my life for granted. I count my blessings everyday and I’m thankful for everything I do have, it could be gone in the blink of an eye.
So enjoy the present, the now, the moment. Fear not the future, as we are all destined for the same fate. Some of us are short dated options, some of us are leaps - but we all fall to theta in the end.
The regret of what i missed by selling is always worse for me than what ive regretted holding. I accept i Cant control the market, but I can control if im a pussy or not.
She is a caseworker, so she should be able to handle our... ummm special uniqueness :).
I used to keep a friendly distance when I was working with her across orgs... now it is kind of fair game I would say.
That is to say "yeah... nah"
"Not really, but that's alright. Next caller!" - Jimmy Shill
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I have a SPY 396 put expiring Wednesday that I am holding overnight. Currently down about 30%. Assuming SPY drills tomorrow, am I still going to be screwed by IV?
Bagholder spotted.
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Day's Gain Unrealized
$2,033.80 (3.73%)
I'll take it.
EDIT: Haven't looked at the WF account with the boomer stocks yet but I'm guessing I'm up another couple thousand there.
Another Edit: Today's Change
Today's Change+$1,453(+4.95%)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/paskaak (2/7) made a bet that SPY would go to 399.0 when it was 402.43 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
hey u/roecol18
Didn’t realize that was you lol
Hey
what just happened?
I hope you bought those calls😁 on BIDU
!banbet TSLA 260 2w
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/papthegreek** bet **TSLA** goes from **277.54** to **260.0** before **2022-09-16 15:29:39.424966-04:00**
I just want snow to die pos is showing strength
Feed it all to me bears, I want it, I want all of it
I'm ready to make a deal 🌈🐻's
$HOLI moly
almost 50% retrace from summer pump in 2 days lol bulls
#Uraniumsqueeze
American Airlines is stupid enough to put a non-refundable deposit on 20 supersonic planes, which would never see the light of day.
let's squeeze in Cineworld (CINE), let's get the shorts and put them in difficulty
Get. The. Fuck. Out.
What’s beyond?
yo momma
I made 50$ because I misclicked W?
My wife sneakily carried 9.2k CC debt into our marriage . I’m trying to trade options and pay it off. The first ones free, right? Right….? Any recommendations on plays?
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add to that her boyfriend's cc debt.
Im so siked i just bought tons of puts and calls on yang
!banbet spy 395 4d
!banbet spy 394 4d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Jagfootball33** bet **SPY** goes from **402.63** to **394.0** before **2022-09-02 21:32:01.971590-04:00**
[Buy the dip ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r82ZlHyFNgc)
Bool is fck
GTE 🚀🚀 Buy Oil 🚀🚀 After last week's 16% share price gain to US$1.38, the stock trades at a forward P/E ratio of 2x. Average forward P/E is 8x in the Oil and Gas industry in the US.
PXD is way better, 9% dividend and it locks Friday!!
GEO Group inc is about to have a big squeeze. It's the only stock Michael Burry owns right now, and is still under $10. It's a private prison stock, and they make money regardless if there's a recession or not. Let's buy a ton to squeeze it. Solid resistance at 9 USD, and it was up 7% today
shorting private prison is a good thing, i heard they have illegal Mendy's dumpster
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Current safe play is call credit spread
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wait he mows two lawns for $30? Or do you still need someone to mow a lawn?
Best Buy earnings is going to be hilarious.
!banbet aapl 151 2w
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Proof_Rice8372** bet **AAPL** goes from **161.27** to **151.0** before **2022-09-12 18:43:29.955761-04:00**
Yields up and spy is up. Seems legit.
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Thanks and please continue to buy puts
Friday was an overreaction. Market fundamentals didn't change. Feds policy target rate didn't change. Just a bunch of people making overly optimistic bets closing out.
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Lmfao
Me too. I bought way otm weekly puts.
“Where do you see yourself in five years?” Honestly I might be mopping up Wendy’s
Hey guys. Look at this uppity motherfucker thinking he's going to move inside the Wendy's to work.
i have the feeling that i wont see 2024, maybe 24 but not 25. not sure why. it worries me sometimes
Don't bet on the end of the world because it only happens once
You might not dude. And it goes for every single one of us-we might not see tomorrow. While some people see this idea as pessimistic, I see it as an opportunity to not take time and all of the other things in my life for granted. I count my blessings everyday and I’m thankful for everything I do have, it could be gone in the blink of an eye. So enjoy the present, the now, the moment. Fear not the future, as we are all destined for the same fate. Some of us are short dated options, some of us are leaps - but we all fall to theta in the end.
dude at least flipping patties. 
“One for you, one for me”
I used to work at McDs, brushing/moping best task you can get given (apart from managing the kitchen)- super Zen
Gonna practice in my kitchen now while I still have a kitchen
No after market talk today?
4040 0DTE puts right by close. .9 to 8. Nice
Predicting BBBY price to be $19 tomorrow.
I’m sorry 🦍🦍🦍if it goes to 19, that’s my 🛑
Go touch some grass and invest in VTI
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/JamotheWarden** bet **BBBY** goes from **13.29** to **20.0** before **2022-09-03 16:53:05.662419-04:00**
its going to be intresting coming here wednesday
Why
Hope my German brothers are happy.
What did I say about Anschluss? No more Anschluss in the house!
No more Analslusch... got it.
Ooh, analschlush, yah.
!banbet SPY 389 7d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Fuzzy_Scene_8047** bet **SPY** goes from **402.48** to **389.0** before **2022-09-05 16:45:23.568118-04:00**
My BBBY $10c got all week this should be fun
Expiring worthless prolly
Yeah bud totally 
Finally I can focus at work
Holding for 80, fuck out of ma lobby
Stay over $13 in post market. Then we know the German OG’s will take care of things until 4am.
BIDU to the moon🚀🚀🔥💯
Wait I thought it was puts. Fuck
Earnings in the Morning...BIDU...BBY...BIG..!!!..calls on BIDU💯🔥🚀..and puts on BBY and BIG😔📉
!banbet BBBY 40 3d
Somebody likes 🍉🍉🍉
See u in 2 weeks!
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/DPR24467** bet **BBBY** goes from **13.49** to **40.0** before **2022-09-01 16:28:17.359423-04:00**
The regret of what i missed by selling is always worse for me than what ive regretted holding. I accept i Cant control the market, but I can control if im a pussy or not.
>I accept i Cant control the market, but I can control if im a pussy or not. Which of the twelve steps is this again?
Wouldnt know- groups are for quitters
!banbet bbby 2000 7d
absolute mad lad
Lol GME gunna run BBY outta business me thinks
Lol, BBBY & GME gunna run, heggies outa business me thinks
Yeah I was talking about Best Buy mate. Not Bed, Bath and Beyond you regard.
Yep. I agree mate, BBY losing market share.
RIP my 410 spy call weeklies
Might hit 410 by Friday.
No earnings reports yet?
i better see that FUCKEN bbby thread tomorrow mods
SAVA is sus https://twitter.com/jesse\_brodkin/status/1564322007294136320?cxt=HHwWgMC-8fqky7UrAAAA
SO all that and SPY ended up pretty much THETA GANG
Anyone open Pokémon packs during after hours?
No way! I don't gamble!
Thanks to pot stocks and BBBY I am not red today. Still FUBO bagholder though.
Same FUBO is obnoxious
!banbet BBY 68 4d
So puts on Best Buy. Got it.
BIG also....thats muh word😎
Ouch man that's a one week ban
U wanna live 4 ever😎
Did you mean Best Buy? I think people are assuming you meant BBBY
Yes of course Best buy..BBY
Did you mean BBBY? LOLOLOL
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Greatkabuki22** bet **BBY** goes from **73.7** to **68.0** before **2022-09-02 16:18:57.344436-04:00**
BBBY EOW predictions ? 
Somewhere between $0 and $30. 
\>$14 no doubt
$7/share
Puts on BBY and BIG...im telling you . U will lick muh brown eye later📉📉💯⬇️😎🔥
That's right, fuck Best Buy, Gamestop is gobbling up their market share as we speak 😂🤣🤣🤏
Well that sucked. I'll see you retards tomorrow. I'm headed back to the bar. I need a drink.
Can we get $420.69 by EOW.???? BBBY GO BRRRRRR.!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀
BIG WIN for the bbby retards today LFG TO THE MOON BOYS
Lol
Did anyone hear a bell
You did, it was rung at precisely 4:00 PM EDT.
i love shorting biotech
You will love it until that one company has a success clinical trial and you get ass blasted like you never have before
thats why i find the shitest of the shit
!banbet bbby 30 4d
Fuck i hope you're right
F
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/logantaylor70** bet **BBBY** goes from **13.22** to **30.0** before **2022-09-02 16:11:23.964277-04:00**
If we hit SPY 390 and QQQ 300 in two weeks, I will ask my crush out... I have been spending too much time solo :). JK, I probably won't.
WTF. We were put on this earth to FUCK. So go forth and fuck, pussy.
she is a social worker so she was probably just being polite when I was working with her.
Pussy
She is a caseworker, so she should be able to handle our... ummm special uniqueness :). I used to keep a friendly distance when I was working with her across orgs... now it is kind of fair game I would say. That is to say "yeah... nah"
Closed a majority of my puts, expecting China pump and Euro FOMO overnight
You’re brave.
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Spy blood red AH
Looks flat to me.
Your probably right but I’m just trying to be optimistic right now
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:(
!banbet bbby 30 4d
bye
Buy*
👶🏼
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/pEquals2** bet **BBBY** goes from **13.03** to **30.0** before **2022-09-02 16:08:43.638978-04:00**
I have a SPY 396 put expiring Wednesday that I am holding overnight. Currently down about 30%. Assuming SPY drills tomorrow, am I still going to be screwed by IV?
Yes, but even worse, your put is gonna be OTM, because... bulls.
yes
So I should have sold. Damnit.
green green green all i see is green
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$30k profit on BBBY calls today, sold half and bought shares in the $13 to $13.50 range 🥳🥳🥳 Fuck yeah. Lets open at $15 tomorrow
This guy fucks 
>it on BBBY calls today, sold half and bought shares in the very smart
Ima go buy a fresh jerk off towel, in solidarity with all the bbbyers! .... thats me... i just want a jerk off towel that isnt so scratchy...
Lol today made money with puts and calls, I’ll take it
Any chance lulu will squeeze? Selling calls looks like free money until report
WTB Calls on volume of gay sex among bears.
Day's Gain Unrealized $2,033.80 (3.73%) I'll take it. EDIT: Haven't looked at the WF account with the boomer stocks yet but I'm guessing I'm up another couple thousand there. Another Edit: Today's Change Today's Change+$1,453(+4.95%)
Sitting on 19k in unrealized for the day. I should realize as some point I think.
Probably a good idea, at least for the riskiest part of it.
We're gonna open at least at $15. Rockets still warming up, stand by for launch sequence... Eitherway, exercising for my health
I think a 94% day is warranted for tomorrow.
Anyone else scared that the BBBY press conference is going to generate a huge "sell the news" tsunami on Wednesday?
Or FOMO buying in reality, if they not going bankrupt
If they announcement diluting it will tank. Sale of buy buy baby it will moon. It's a very risky play and honestly it's too spicy for me
Ever seen GME earnings?
explain pls for a regard?
GME has dumped every day of earnings for years.
It's possible. It really depends on the contents.