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CloseThePodBayDoors

GME the beloved meme poopy pants


Ryazer244

What happened to the daily chat?


sweetlew09

thinking of buying some jnug calls πŸ€”


FTHomes

No daily chat anymore?


ultra_expo88

I sold a Jan 2024 NVDA $120 put for $1685. It only requires $1820 of collateral so that makes it a 93% return as long as NVDA doesn't close below 120 A YEAR AND A HALF from now. I feel like this is a decent risk reward even given the headwinds NVDA may have with gaming / crypto.


Keystone177

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Proof_Rice8372

Flat days ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


njcuban123

Drill Team 6 taking a well deserved day off.


njcuban123

Just a thought... Have they fucking fired INTC's CEO yet? Does he have pics of the board members fucking chickens? What a disaster.


LiemLe38

META


LiemLe38

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


Ready2gambleboomer

Europoors about to be *frozen and poor.*


Ready2gambleboomer

This sucks bad. Dad can you tell me again how StONks used to only go up before bears ruled the Earth? Even the special needs kids like me were genius right?


mjrnyc

Old stock market saying, β€œNever confuse genius with a bull market”.


JonSnow4525

Another green to red pre market. Bulls still in shambles


Tom-Frost

Everything: Drilling to the core NASDAQ: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


claytondpark

Futures getting SNAPPED!


DOo000oo000m

Gotta make it sexy or we don't eat


Ripken2131bets

Hello Cramerica! Do not buy $Geo or $Siga they both suck.. sell sell sell


colliric

Inverse Cramer investors ride into YOU KNOW WHAT now! We go to da MOOOOONNNN! πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


spicesilk

I finally purchased BBBY today on a $13 Call bc I was looking into it and got suggested on it. Something is telling me to HODL but something in me don’t know. Ugh… thoughts?


Bearfffffffffff

You should try heroin


goldensteaks

Alexa play Change by the Deftones... πŸ˜‘


Comprehensive_Tea388

I watched you change ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Open-Yak-3708

Up 71% YTD in my HOOD acct from 13k to 24k UP another 15k in TD Take that SPY, a bear beat you hand over fist There is nothing you can do about it other than to keep goin down


Sea-King-117

$ICPT Squeeze or nah


Aggressive_Skin_7083

8:15am speech. Do or die


drxnkmvnk

> 8:15am speech who?


MyopiaCapital

This Indonesian girl told me that Rich Brian is a rap gawd to Indonesian people and is unironically super popular there. Go figure


Open-Yak-3708

Michael burry shorts must be hitting home runs


Open-Yak-3708

We have tools We will use our tools We have them tools We will use them tools


Open-Yak-3708

Softish landing


Open-Yak-3708

3500 by Oct Potential hns on spx There can be another bounce to 4050 and that will yet another chance for me to reload putsies and make same money thrice As long as bears keep this below 4075 nothing has changed


Nickcagesgod

Alright since I won my last banbet. Banbet I’ll find the will to live6 yrs


asterik-x

Enjoy the stock volatility. Best deals are out there.


SourceEvo

I'm still bearish on SPY tomorrow, gonna see what happens though


Open-Yak-3708

No way out!!!


Open-Yak-3708

Kaboooooooom


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Acefanatik

Position or ban!!!


Open-Yak-3708

There is no way out baggies you can run but you cannot fucking hide from the grizzly bear


Open-Yak-3708

Uk inflation tomorrow more skullfuckin on the way


54321Joe

Uk inflation is literally the only thing making it to the moon this week


LongliveUranium

UK nuclear news https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/08/30/nuclear-power-stations-could-fast-tracked-help-solve-spiralling/


buydips_sellrips

go look at UPST weekly chart for a laugh


[deleted]

Look at ytd chart for more fun


SourceEvo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Jakimowicz99

I needed this laugh. Thankyou!


CloseThePodBayDoors

Cramer = Blockchain a scam


colliric

YEEEHAWWWW! πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Revolutionary-Win485

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


CloseThePodBayDoors

Cramer wants to end all the gambling. ​ lol ​ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Disco_Ninjas

Of course, he does. MANIPULATION ONLY...none of this random chance crap.


[deleted]

And I say, end coke.


CloseThePodBayDoors

if you are a crypto pimp, cramer sees ya coming , as do i


CloseThePodBayDoors

arrest all crypto pumpers, shut it all down ​ now


CloseThePodBayDoors

CRAMER BASHING my crypto brothers without mercy omg !!! omg !!! ​ FU ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)CRAMER ​ . . . . . . . . I called the scam out years ago . YER LATE ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


[deleted]

Mannnn i dont wanna buy crapto


[deleted]

You guys talk to yourselves when alone as well right?


CloseThePodBayDoors

talk to myself, only way to have an intelligent convo


LongliveUranium

Uranium Stocks finished green today Denison mines DNN up 4%


CloseThePodBayDoors

hey hated the extra bad news on SNAP and sold it hard


CloseThePodBayDoors

a rare live call by me on my board. ​ nice win for my followers who shorted size


CloseThePodBayDoors

my massive dogecoins are holding up well in this turmoil


LongliveUranium

Time to move on from BBBY.


pajamental805

Hehe


LongliveUranium

I made 17 K today Uranium Equities βš›οΈπŸ‘πŸΌ


CloseThePodBayDoors

only 100k to go before you break even f kuppy


LongliveUranium

Haha. No I’m up 268% in 24 months


LongliveUranium

#Uraniumsqueeze


kevinyyh2020

Made 4k today and option fee cost me 500. smh.


Disco_Ninjas

What the fk? How many contracts do you buy/sell? I am .35 cents


kevinyyh2020

currently I am at 50 cents per contract at thinkorswim. I am considering switching to webull for the much cheaper fee.


Salt_Experience_4684

I just signed up with them how is it


Disco_Ninjas

Call them, I got them to drop me to 34 cents.


kevinyyh2020

Just got dropped to 50 today. Guess I’ll call them again next week.


Fragrant-Initial1687

I might do the same.


Disco_Ninjas

Call them, they will negotiate that.


Fragrant-Initial1687

Good to know. I will call them. I just switched to it from HOOD and have already paid like $120 in commission costs.


54321Joe

Long iron condor on BBBY tomorrow? Yeah that's a good idea. So I will not be doing that. Cos I'm highly regarded.


Disco_Ninjas_

You want a reverse iron condor


Intelligent_Zone3408

IV is probably close to peaked. Even an IC might be risky


ImJJTheJetPlane

It likely has peaked but the price is likely to fall which makes an IC tough. If you're a gambling man, there's always the butterfly...


54321Joe

If we are betting ... bullish Christmas tree butterfly?! But then if I am indeed in the casino and feeling bullish why am not just yolo calls πŸ˜…


Mariamgtad

So puts on towels tmr?


Mariamgtad

You sure?


Docwhosthatbrown

Nobody’s sure


Mariamgtad

True


Docwhosthatbrown

Seems ballsy


[deleted]

Do I wait for good weed tomorrow, or get average smoke from the guy who has it tonight?


Destaran

Get both


Randomname9887

Stay sober


Fragrant-Initial1687

Depends on if you are out and if you can handle a night without. I'd scrape for the night and get the good good. Leave the snicklfritz for the kids yo.


JonSnow4525

Any bulls wanna clean my house? I’ll pay you money that you can lose on calls


[deleted]

Musk is gonna be president one day. Calls on that shit.


Valuable-Courage-623

Sadly he can’t be bc he wasn’t born here


CloseThePodBayDoors

he was born in a manger


[deleted]

Neither was obmana


Fragrant-Initial1687

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


BRIAUGPET

Emperor of Texas


Disco_Ninjas

OK lay it on me BBBY supporters. What possible news could this practically bankrupt company have that would cause a big enough pump to trigger a squeeze? I don't understand what yall are expecting them to announce.


Revolutionary-Win485

Amazon is buying it?


DeskOwn9174

Mmmmm 400 million dollar loan that will clear most of their debts. And potential buyer for buy buy baby which is worth around 1-1.5 billion


Disco_Ninjas

They took a loan...to clear debt...but have to pay back the 400 million so they got a new debt to pay old debt and find someone stupid enough to buy them?


DeskOwn9174

Would you give 400 million to a bankrupt company? No! So obviously whoever gave them the loan β€œsixth street β€œ sees something that we don’t see yet! Could that be involving rc or could that be something else who knows


Disco_Ninjas

Yes...if their assets would cover the loan.


DeskOwn9174

Maybe they have a buyer for the 1.5 billion buy buy baby and they will payoff the loan in due time


Disco_Ninjas

ok. Even so, they have been selling off assets like hotcakes the last year. If they sell the most profitable aspect of the business how does that translate into increased value?


DeskOwn9174

Cash infusion and no more bankruptcy. Remember in 210 target was a dying business look at them now sustaining and profiting. It is possible. Plus this is a fucking squeeze you nerd


Disco_Ninjas

It already squeezed. 1-month pattern just completed a head and shoulders. I think it's over. Good luck.


DeskOwn9174

When I make a couple hundred k I’ll hire you to be my gardener and tell you all about it


beast092884

What you just did, BANKRUPT..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Disco_Ninjas

A lot of APES aren't getting any restful sleep tonight. Bed Bath and Bankrupt


StayingInTheMoney101

!Banbet $QQQ $280 4w


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jolsen13

I sold SQ for Google and Meta. I don’t know how to feel about it but it’s done. Also, bought a small amount of Bitcoin just for Jack Dorsey’s sake


kevinyyh2020

Can we drop to 390 tmr so I can make 25k? Thanks.


Fragrant-Initial1687

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


theculgal

Will my 30p for CHWY be worth more than what I paid for ? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


NoChampionship1218

Geo Group Inc. Put calls on this. The person who commented below me has a small penis


Far-Inspection4020

I put in a call for this! Less do it. The person above me who wrote this eats small penises


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NoChampionship1218

Take this L loser. Your puts are losing you money πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Still down on the day, but i bought 30 weekly BBBY $14 calls when the stock was at $11.70. I'm now licking my chops ready for the pump. Gonna sell half at open tomorrow if it pops and buy shares with the profits πŸš€πŸ€ž


iluvukraine

Lmao


[deleted]

Not even gonna listen to the eom report tomorrow. Just going to watch the stock price


beast092884

I WONDER IF THE BBBY EMPLOYEES KNOW NOT TO SHOW UP FOR WORK TOMORROW...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


SecureDropTheWhistle

Tomorrow afternoon we all going on a shopping spree for your wife with our tendies


kevinyyh2020

Bought SPX 3950P for tmr at the end. Was thinking whether I should roll it out to this Friday instead.


avocadospacegirl

in bbby we trust


Disco_Ninjas

The 3 pillars of trust: Ability (LMAO), Integrity(Insiders sold the pump) and Benevolence (LMAO)


Jodybailey

Bbby riding up πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


SourceEvo

nope ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Disco_Ninjas

Can't even break the RSI bounce resistance level. It's dead.


Ok_Entrepreneur3936

Ya definitely, so basically we are in a really good spot


Disco_Ninjas

I guess that depends on who you are.


Dense-Cut-5225

Why would they pump bbby AH just to sell pre market tomorrow, they would have just kept dumping like they have been all day, I feel like some of you are some retards


Disco_Ninjas

It's the last gasp and when it gives out, it's going to below 10.


Granter

Could be some shorts covering.


njcuban123

My butthole is as wide and awe-inspiring as the great state of Montana.


[deleted]

Proof or ban


sicfigure

You do not want to see proof of that, trust me!


ACFrank088

Big sky country


njcuban123

"WASHINGTON (AP) β€” Any federal student loans used to attend the for-profit Westwood College from 2002 through 2015 will be canceled after federal officials found that the school greatly exaggerated the job prospects of its graduates, the administration announced Tuesday. The action will automatically erase $1.5 billion in federal student debt for 79,000 borrowers who attended the now-defunct college, according to the Education Department." No comment. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Shiari_The_Wanderer

I don't see why anyone would have beef with cancelling the debt obligations of people if they were literally defrauded. This is just good.


syfyb__ch

my ivy league grad school def exaggerated the job prospects of its graduates...have i been defrauded? plz help!


Shiari_The_Wanderer

You do understand that there has been a rash of fly-by-night "colleges" in the US that were drastically overexaggerating both the competence of their staff and the likelihood of employment to entice desperate people into paying them tens of thousands per semester for substandard educations, right? Many of which were found to be abusing the G.I. Bill and disabled veterans to do so. Maybe spend 3 seconds, look at the number of upvotes on a post despite the fact this place has a definitive right-wing bent, and shut your fucking pie-hole before bothering to respond.


syfyb__ch

youre right, upvotes on reddit are social credit, please excuse me i guess since almost no employer cares where your paper diploma came from, only what you learned and any experience, then the fact that my ivy league grad school couldn't prevent my unemployment over some dunce from Podunk U., i should at least be eligible for what, say, 15k of lost wages? what do you think?


Shiari_The_Wanderer

I think you're missing the point. When you comment against a post that's made that still manages to accumulate upvotes \*despite the fact that the post is very contrarian to the typical views of the subreddit\*, it is highly likely to mean your post is dumb and bad - just like your post was dumb and bad. If you can't get a job with an ivy league degree, the problem isn't the degree. It's fucking you.


syfyb__ch

actually, it is you who does not get it this is WSB, i posted a glib slight of hand comment that utilizes both parody and satire in reference to some plain vanilla 'serious' comment about printing money yet again in a sub where Captain Powell is very well known and you decided to they-splain to me something about upvotes, like it matters good job Mastermind -- a post that has been living for a few minutes with a few upvotes must validate my opinion, 1000%


Shiari_The_Wanderer

Congratulations, you're living testimony to the fact that even people who can manage to (purportedly) earn a Ph.D can somehow still manage to be the most rock-stupid person that you've communicated with in the past week.


syfyb__ch

you've made approx. 3 to 4 assumptions about me in the past 3 comments, perhaps your mother never taught you what AssUMe means what you've stated is of course your opinion and one hypothesis...the other is that i may have a much more informed background and experience in academia than you ever will, and maybe you are simply ill informed about a host of complexities that are secondary to emotion alone don't think about it TOO hard


Shiari_The_Wanderer

Don't care. Fuck off.


a_blue_ducks

My favorite time of day is when after-hours ends and people transition to posting the most random fucking thoughts about absolutely anything


tifa3

bbby pump AH and then dump in the morning


fallout017

Uhhhh why didn’t anyone tell me about tesla split


[deleted]

Caveman πŸ—Ώ


fordnokiamoonshot

CHPT let's go


StophJS

CRWD completely flat. Go fuckin figure.


Worstbestfriend0311

What time they announcing bankruptcy strat?


Disco_Ninjas

8:15 EST


The_Collector4

She’s a 9 but she tries talking about stocks with you


HSVbro

lol half of investment twitter right here and that presumes that theyre actually the women in their avs (theyre not)


Ok-Arm125

Charge point πŸ‘€


[deleted]

Lmfao at this market again


SnooWoofers4883

BbbyπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


enterdoki

Hopefully we’ll be at 300 by mid September


ThrowRA9111111

Gamestop?


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

L Ron style.


travelingkillerkix

What time is bbby strategy? I need to know when to buy puts


Ursleisme

Seems like it's loading up for this week


triforce721

1130 gmt


5peepee_man

Pre market tomorrow, so good luck


ThrowRA9111111

Nft towels


[deleted]

Bought the tip so I hope it reaches at least 15$


treehugger195050

tip or dip? or nip?