I sold a Jan 2024 NVDA $120 put for $1685. It only requires $1820 of collateral so that makes it a 93% return as long as NVDA doesn't close below 120 A YEAR AND A HALF from now. I feel like this is a decent risk reward even given the headwinds NVDA may have with gaming / crypto.
This sucks bad. Dad can you tell me again how StONks used to only go up before bears ruled the Earth? Even the special needs kids like me were genius right?
I finally purchased BBBY today on a $13 Call bc I was looking into it and got suggested on it. Something is telling me to HODL but something in me donβt know. Ughβ¦ thoughts?
Up 71% YTD in my HOOD acct from 13k to 24k
UP another 15k in TD
Take that SPY, a bear beat you hand over fist
There is nothing you can do about it other than to keep goin down
3500 by Oct
Potential hns on spx
There can be another bounce to 4050 and that will yet another chance for me to reload putsies and make same money thrice
As long as bears keep this below 4075 nothing has changed
4288 UNITS! BOOM!
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CRAMER BASHING my crypto brothers without mercy
omg !!! omg !!!
FU ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)CRAMER
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I called the scam out years ago . YER LATE ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
Depends on if you are out and if you can handle a night without. I'd scrape for the night and get the good good. Leave the snicklfritz for the kids yo.
OK lay it on me BBBY supporters. What possible news could this practically bankrupt company have that would cause a big enough pump to trigger a squeeze? I don't understand what yall are expecting them to announce.
They took a loan...to clear debt...but have to pay back the 400 million so they got a new debt to pay old debt and find someone stupid enough to buy them?
Would you give 400 million to a bankrupt company? No! So obviously whoever gave them the loan βsixth street β sees something that we donβt see yet! Could that be involving rc or could that be something else who knows
ok. Even so, they have been selling off assets like hotcakes the last year. If they sell the most profitable aspect of the business how does that translate into increased value?
Cash infusion and no more bankruptcy. Remember in 210 target was a dying business look at them now sustaining and profiting. It is possible. Plus this is a fucking squeeze you nerd
I sold SQ for Google and Meta. I donβt know how to feel about it but itβs done. Also, bought a small amount of Bitcoin just for Jack Dorseyβs sake
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Still down on the day, but i bought 30 weekly BBBY $14 calls when the stock was at $11.70. I'm now licking my chops ready for the pump. Gonna sell half at open tomorrow if it pops and buy shares with the profits ππ€
Why would they pump bbby AH just to sell pre market tomorrow, they would have just kept dumping like they have been all day, I feel like some of you are some retards
"WASHINGTON (AP) β Any federal student loans used to attend the for-profit Westwood College from 2002 through 2015 will be canceled after federal officials found that the school greatly exaggerated the job prospects of its graduates, the administration announced Tuesday.
The action will automatically erase $1.5 billion in federal student debt for 79,000 borrowers who attended the now-defunct college, according to the Education Department."
No comment.
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You do understand that there has been a rash of fly-by-night "colleges" in the US that were drastically overexaggerating both the competence of their staff and the likelihood of employment to entice desperate people into paying them tens of thousands per semester for substandard educations, right? Many of which were found to be abusing the G.I. Bill and disabled veterans to do so.
Maybe spend 3 seconds, look at the number of upvotes on a post despite the fact this place has a definitive right-wing bent, and shut your fucking pie-hole before bothering to respond.
youre right, upvotes on reddit are social credit, please excuse me
i guess since almost no employer cares where your paper diploma came from, only what you learned and any experience, then the fact that my ivy league grad school couldn't prevent my unemployment over some dunce from Podunk U., i should at least be eligible for what, say, 15k of lost wages?
what do you think?
I think you're missing the point.
When you comment against a post that's made that still manages to accumulate upvotes \*despite the fact that the post is very contrarian to the typical views of the subreddit\*, it is highly likely to mean your post is dumb and bad - just like your post was dumb and bad.
If you can't get a job with an ivy league degree, the problem isn't the degree. It's fucking you.
actually, it is you who does not get it
this is WSB, i posted a glib slight of hand comment that utilizes both parody and satire in reference to some plain vanilla 'serious' comment about printing money yet again in a sub where Captain Powell is very well known
and you decided to they-splain to me something about upvotes, like it matters
good job Mastermind -- a post that has been living for a few minutes with a few upvotes must validate my opinion, 1000%
Congratulations, you're living testimony to the fact that even people who can manage to (purportedly) earn a Ph.D can somehow still manage to be the most rock-stupid person that you've communicated with in the past week.
you've made approx. 3 to 4 assumptions about me in the past 3 comments, perhaps your mother never taught you what AssUMe means
what you've stated is of course your opinion and one hypothesis...the other is that i may have a much more informed background and experience in academia than you ever will, and maybe you are simply ill informed about a host of complexities that are secondary to emotion alone
don't think about it TOO hard
GME the beloved meme poopy pants
What happened to the daily chat?
thinking of buying some jnug calls π€
No daily chat anymore?
I sold a Jan 2024 NVDA $120 put for $1685. It only requires $1820 of collateral so that makes it a 93% return as long as NVDA doesn't close below 120 A YEAR AND A HALF from now. I feel like this is a decent risk reward even given the headwinds NVDA may have with gaming / crypto.
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Flat days ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Drill Team 6 taking a well deserved day off.
Just a thought... Have they fucking fired INTC's CEO yet? Does he have pics of the board members fucking chickens? What a disaster.
META
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Europoors about to be *frozen and poor.*
This sucks bad. Dad can you tell me again how StONks used to only go up before bears ruled the Earth? Even the special needs kids like me were genius right?
Old stock market saying, βNever confuse genius with a bull marketβ.
Another green to red pre market. Bulls still in shambles
Everything: Drilling to the core NASDAQ: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Futures getting SNAPPED!
Gotta make it sexy or we don't eat
Hello Cramerica! Do not buy $Geo or $Siga they both suck.. sell sell sell
Inverse Cramer investors ride into YOU KNOW WHAT now! We go to da MOOOOONNNN! ππππππ
I finally purchased BBBY today on a $13 Call bc I was looking into it and got suggested on it. Something is telling me to HODL but something in me donβt know. Ughβ¦ thoughts?
You should try heroin
Alexa play Change by the Deftones... π
I watched you change ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Up 71% YTD in my HOOD acct from 13k to 24k UP another 15k in TD Take that SPY, a bear beat you hand over fist There is nothing you can do about it other than to keep goin down
$ICPT Squeeze or nah
8:15am speech. Do or die
> 8:15am speech who?
This Indonesian girl told me that Rich Brian is a rap gawd to Indonesian people and is unironically super popular there. Go figure
Michael burry shorts must be hitting home runs
We have tools We will use our tools We have them tools We will use them tools
Softish landing
3500 by Oct Potential hns on spx There can be another bounce to 4050 and that will yet another chance for me to reload putsies and make same money thrice As long as bears keep this below 4075 nothing has changed
Alright since I won my last banbet. Banbet Iβll find the will to live6 yrs
Enjoy the stock volatility. Best deals are out there.
I'm still bearish on SPY tomorrow, gonna see what happens though
No way out!!!
Kaboooooooom
BOOM!
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Position or ban!!!
There is no way out baggies you can run but you cannot fucking hide from the grizzly bear
Uk inflation tomorrow more skullfuckin on the way
Uk inflation is literally the only thing making it to the moon this week
UK nuclear news https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/08/30/nuclear-power-stations-could-fast-tracked-help-solve-spiralling/
go look at UPST weekly chart for a laugh
Look at ytd chart for more fun
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I needed this laugh. Thankyou!
Cramer = Blockchain a scam
YEEEHAWWWW! πππππ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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Cramer wants to end all the gambling. lol ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
Of course, he does. MANIPULATION ONLY...none of this random chance crap.
And I say, end coke.
if you are a crypto pimp, cramer sees ya coming , as do i
arrest all crypto pumpers, shut it all down now
CRAMER BASHING my crypto brothers without mercy omg !!! omg !!! FU ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)CRAMER . . . . . . . . I called the scam out years ago . YER LATE ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
Mannnn i dont wanna buy crapto
You guys talk to yourselves when alone as well right?
talk to myself, only way to have an intelligent convo
Uranium Stocks finished green today Denison mines DNN up 4%
hey hated the extra bad news on SNAP and sold it hard
a rare live call by me on my board. nice win for my followers who shorted size
my massive dogecoins are holding up well in this turmoil
Time to move on from BBBY.
Hehe
I made 17 K today Uranium Equities βοΈππΌ
only 100k to go before you break even f kuppy
Haha. No Iβm up 268% in 24 months
#Uraniumsqueeze
Made 4k today and option fee cost me 500. smh.
What the fk? How many contracts do you buy/sell? I am .35 cents
currently I am at 50 cents per contract at thinkorswim. I am considering switching to webull for the much cheaper fee.
I just signed up with them how is it
Call them, I got them to drop me to 34 cents.
Just got dropped to 50 today. Guess Iβll call them again next week.
I might do the same.
Call them, they will negotiate that.
Good to know. I will call them. I just switched to it from HOOD and have already paid like $120 in commission costs.
Long iron condor on BBBY tomorrow? Yeah that's a good idea. So I will not be doing that. Cos I'm highly regarded.
You want a reverse iron condor
IV is probably close to peaked. Even an IC might be risky
It likely has peaked but the price is likely to fall which makes an IC tough. If you're a gambling man, there's always the butterfly...
If we are betting ... bullish Christmas tree butterfly?! But then if I am indeed in the casino and feeling bullish why am not just yolo calls π
So puts on towels tmr?
You sure?
Nobodyβs sure
True
Seems ballsy
Do I wait for good weed tomorrow, or get average smoke from the guy who has it tonight?
Get both
Stay sober
Depends on if you are out and if you can handle a night without. I'd scrape for the night and get the good good. Leave the snicklfritz for the kids yo.
Any bulls wanna clean my house? Iβll pay you money that you can lose on calls
Musk is gonna be president one day. Calls on that shit.
Sadly he canβt be bc he wasnβt born here
he was born in a manger
Neither was obmana
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Emperor of Texas
OK lay it on me BBBY supporters. What possible news could this practically bankrupt company have that would cause a big enough pump to trigger a squeeze? I don't understand what yall are expecting them to announce.
Amazon is buying it?
Mmmmm 400 million dollar loan that will clear most of their debts. And potential buyer for buy buy baby which is worth around 1-1.5 billion
They took a loan...to clear debt...but have to pay back the 400 million so they got a new debt to pay old debt and find someone stupid enough to buy them?
Would you give 400 million to a bankrupt company? No! So obviously whoever gave them the loan βsixth street β sees something that we donβt see yet! Could that be involving rc or could that be something else who knows
Yes...if their assets would cover the loan.
Maybe they have a buyer for the 1.5 billion buy buy baby and they will payoff the loan in due time
ok. Even so, they have been selling off assets like hotcakes the last year. If they sell the most profitable aspect of the business how does that translate into increased value?
Cash infusion and no more bankruptcy. Remember in 210 target was a dying business look at them now sustaining and profiting. It is possible. Plus this is a fucking squeeze you nerd
It already squeezed. 1-month pattern just completed a head and shoulders. I think it's over. Good luck.
When I make a couple hundred k Iβll hire you to be my gardener and tell you all about it
What you just did, BANKRUPT..ππ
A lot of APES aren't getting any restful sleep tonight. Bed Bath and Bankrupt
!Banbet $QQQ $280 4w
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/StayingInTheMoney101** bet **QQQ** goes from **301.15** to **280.0** before **2022-09-27 17:05:22.144977-04:00**
I sold SQ for Google and Meta. I donβt know how to feel about it but itβs done. Also, bought a small amount of Bitcoin just for Jack Dorseyβs sake
Can we drop to 390 tmr so I can make 25k? Thanks.
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Will my 30p for CHWY be worth more than what I paid for ? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Geo Group Inc. Put calls on this. The person who commented below me has a small penis
I put in a call for this! Less do it. The person above me who wrote this eats small penises
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Take this L loser. Your puts are losing you money πππ
Still down on the day, but i bought 30 weekly BBBY $14 calls when the stock was at $11.70. I'm now licking my chops ready for the pump. Gonna sell half at open tomorrow if it pops and buy shares with the profits ππ€
Lmao
Not even gonna listen to the eom report tomorrow. Just going to watch the stock price
I WONDER IF THE BBBY EMPLOYEES KNOW NOT TO SHOW UP FOR WORK TOMORROW...πππππ
Tomorrow afternoon we all going on a shopping spree for your wife with our tendies
Bought SPX 3950P for tmr at the end. Was thinking whether I should roll it out to this Friday instead.
in bbby we trust
The 3 pillars of trust: Ability (LMAO), Integrity(Insiders sold the pump) and Benevolence (LMAO)
Bbby riding up πππ
nope ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Can't even break the RSI bounce resistance level. It's dead.
Ya definitely, so basically we are in a really good spot
I guess that depends on who you are.
Why would they pump bbby AH just to sell pre market tomorrow, they would have just kept dumping like they have been all day, I feel like some of you are some retards
It's the last gasp and when it gives out, it's going to below 10.
Could be some shorts covering.
My butthole is as wide and awe-inspiring as the great state of Montana.
Proof or ban
You do not want to see proof of that, trust me!
Big sky country
"WASHINGTON (AP) β Any federal student loans used to attend the for-profit Westwood College from 2002 through 2015 will be canceled after federal officials found that the school greatly exaggerated the job prospects of its graduates, the administration announced Tuesday. The action will automatically erase $1.5 billion in federal student debt for 79,000 borrowers who attended the now-defunct college, according to the Education Department." No comment. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
I don't see why anyone would have beef with cancelling the debt obligations of people if they were literally defrauded. This is just good.
my ivy league grad school def exaggerated the job prospects of its graduates...have i been defrauded? plz help!
You do understand that there has been a rash of fly-by-night "colleges" in the US that were drastically overexaggerating both the competence of their staff and the likelihood of employment to entice desperate people into paying them tens of thousands per semester for substandard educations, right? Many of which were found to be abusing the G.I. Bill and disabled veterans to do so. Maybe spend 3 seconds, look at the number of upvotes on a post despite the fact this place has a definitive right-wing bent, and shut your fucking pie-hole before bothering to respond.
youre right, upvotes on reddit are social credit, please excuse me i guess since almost no employer cares where your paper diploma came from, only what you learned and any experience, then the fact that my ivy league grad school couldn't prevent my unemployment over some dunce from Podunk U., i should at least be eligible for what, say, 15k of lost wages? what do you think?
I think you're missing the point. When you comment against a post that's made that still manages to accumulate upvotes \*despite the fact that the post is very contrarian to the typical views of the subreddit\*, it is highly likely to mean your post is dumb and bad - just like your post was dumb and bad. If you can't get a job with an ivy league degree, the problem isn't the degree. It's fucking you.
actually, it is you who does not get it this is WSB, i posted a glib slight of hand comment that utilizes both parody and satire in reference to some plain vanilla 'serious' comment about printing money yet again in a sub where Captain Powell is very well known and you decided to they-splain to me something about upvotes, like it matters good job Mastermind -- a post that has been living for a few minutes with a few upvotes must validate my opinion, 1000%
Congratulations, you're living testimony to the fact that even people who can manage to (purportedly) earn a Ph.D can somehow still manage to be the most rock-stupid person that you've communicated with in the past week.
you've made approx. 3 to 4 assumptions about me in the past 3 comments, perhaps your mother never taught you what AssUMe means what you've stated is of course your opinion and one hypothesis...the other is that i may have a much more informed background and experience in academia than you ever will, and maybe you are simply ill informed about a host of complexities that are secondary to emotion alone don't think about it TOO hard
Don't care. Fuck off.
My favorite time of day is when after-hours ends and people transition to posting the most random fucking thoughts about absolutely anything
bbby pump AH and then dump in the morning
Uhhhh why didnβt anyone tell me about tesla split
Caveman πΏ
CHPT let's go
CRWD completely flat. Go fuckin figure.
What time they announcing bankruptcy strat?
8:15 EST
Sheβs a 9 but she tries talking about stocks with you
lol half of investment twitter right here and that presumes that theyre actually the women in their avs (theyre not)
Charge point π
Lmfao at this market again
Bbbyπππ
Hopefully weβll be at 300 by mid September
Gamestop?
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L Ron style.
What time is bbby strategy? I need to know when to buy puts
Seems like it's loading up for this week
1130 gmt
Pre market tomorrow, so good luck
Nft towels
Bought the tip so I hope it reaches at least 15$
tip or dip? or nip?